You are A Donkey
U r a DONKEY, D:decent O:outclass N:nice K:kind E:excellent Y:young So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend…
How to keep our heart clean?
Neha: We should use soap to keep our body clean. What should we do to keep our heart clean? Mona: I donâ?Tt know. Probably we must eat the soap.
Do mendak …
DO MENDAK: pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar” dusra bola “tar” pehla bola “tar tar” dusra bola “sale topic mat change kar”
Aur jab pee gaye zeher to…
Nafrat thi humse to pyar kyon kiya? Dena the zeher to ikraar kyon kiya? Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga, Aur jab pee gaye, To kehte ho ki ab jeena bhi hoga
Somebody is going to get a spanking
A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
Narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Zinda ho to sms bhejo, Asman pe ho to barish bhejo, Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo, Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo, Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Bebas hai sapne haqiqat ke aage, Koi ruki huwi dhadkan se puche , Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.
Khake paan Paro boli…
Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan paro boli shukriya bhai jaan.
I bought 3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: For U and ur parents.
It’s gud to have money
It’s gud to have money & the things it can buy but it’s also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven’t lost the things money can’t buy…. FRIENDS!
Kya ho gai khata hamse
Kya ho gai khata hamse, Jo sms aana band hai, Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya, Mobile connection band hai.
Dil todana
dil todna humari adat nahi, dil hum kisika dukhate nahi bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi!!
Kyon bante hain bewafo woo?
Tanhaiyoon se darte hain jo, karte hain kya woo? Mohabat se door hain jo, karte hain kaya woo? Marte hain jo es jahan main, roote hain kyon loog? Karte hain jo mohabat, kyon bante hain bewafa woo?
Still people say this is men’s world
When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirting. when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, When boy licks he is tharkey. When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people But if a boy falls everybody laughs. STILL…
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me.
Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. Itâ?Ts an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai
Kyon pyaar se tara jee bhar jata hai, Kyon ishq ka nasha jald utar jata hai, Phale iqrar aur ab inkar, Kyon to moosam ki tarhan badal jata hai.
Humse bhi na Muskuraya jaaye.
Koi Dost Aisa Banaya Jaye, Jiske aansuon ko palko me chhupaya jaaye!, Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa, ki agar wo rahe udass to humse bhi na Muskuraya jaaye.
Saala chakkar kya hai!
When U feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 u & everyone is ignoring U,n hating U, U should ask Urself.. Saala Chakkar kya hai!
Our car only starts with petrol
Rajiv: “What sort of a car has your dad got?” Amit: “I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.” Rajiv: “Really – Ours only starts with petrol.”
Jish mod pe duniya nazar fer legi
Ish duniya me dost bahot kam milege, Ish duniya me gam hi gam milege, Jish mod pe duniya nazar fer legi, Ush mod pe ye dost tumhe ham milege
Milna hai to mil
Milna hai to mil, Isi duniya ke chaman main, Phir kya milna hoga, Jab laaash hogi kafan mein.
Mom & Son
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.” SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.” MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.” SON: “One,…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne Ankhon hi Ankhon se Ankhon hi Ankhon main KAHA…… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. AAii Taaa….. :p
Haseen chehre par
Haseen chehre par, Kabhi aetbaar na karna, Tod dete hai dil, Kabhi pyaaar na karna, Hai guzarish doston se meri, Mar jaoge woh na aayenge, Kabhi intezaar na karna.
To make a best seller
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain, Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain, Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri, Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
Exams are like WIVES
Exams are like WIVES: 1.Too Many Questions. 2.Difficult To Understand. 3.Elaborate Explanation Is Needed. 4.Result Is Always Unexpected.
Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!