Kabhi roothna na mere yaar
Royengi aankhe teri yaad aane ke baad Aayegi raat din dhal jane ke baad Kabhi roothna na mere yaar Shayad ye zindgi na rahe tere jane ke baad
Want to hear a dirty joke
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: OK tell the joke – – – – – – – – A. A white horse fell in the mud. You dirty mind what were u think about…
If U need ADVICE
If U need ADVICE, MSG ME. If U need a FRIEND, CALL ME. If U need HELP, E-MAIL ME. If U need MONEY, The number U dialed is not in service, Plz don’t try again.
UMEED…
€.UMEED.€ Na Rakhna Kabhi kisi Se. Sache Pyär Kee. .JANAM.. BØht PyAr Se Dhoka Detay Hai . Shiddat SE ChaNe Wale.
Sirf tumhari wajhase
Har roz me uthti hun apne chehre par muskurahat lekar, Aur haske salaam karti hun, Yeh duniya mere liye sab kuch hai, Sirf tumhari wajhase. Jab bhi mein udas hoti hoon, Toh us udasi mein tumhare naam mein badal leti hun, Aur mera maan phirse khushiyo mein badal jata hai.…
A law permit
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi…
Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi, Sath chod ne walo mein se hum nahi, Ye dosti to hum umar bhar nibhayenge, Kyuki wada todne walo mein se hum nahi.
Tere aane ki aas per zinda hoon ab tak
Tere aane ki aas per zinda hoon ab tak Ab tujhe dekhne ki hasrat ke siva kuch nahi, Tasveer teri aankhon mein utar gayi iss tarha Nazar kahi bhi jaye teri surat ke siva kuch nahi, Subha se shaam tak teri raah takti hoon Ab yaad mujhe tere intezar ke…
Zindagi bhar ki kasam
Karte rahe hum unse wafa, Woh humse bewafa hote gaye, Agar chodna tha saath bich raha par, Toh zindagi bhar ki kasam kyun khate chale aaye.
Dekhe na koi unhe meri aankhon se
Log samajhte hain humne usse bhulake rakha hai, Woh kya jane ki dil mein chupa k rakha hai, Dekhe na koi unhe meri aankhon se, Issi liye palkon ko jhuka rakha hai.
Teri dosti ki roshani
Teri dosti ki roshani aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai… Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katva lu…Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat aata hai.!
Bachelor’s schedule…
Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko phir se talash.
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai
Khushiyon par fizaoun ka pehra hai Najane kis umeed per dil tehra hai Teri aankhon se jhalakte dard ki qasam Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai
Mehboob mera har dum naquaab me
Hai shikayet mere doston ko mujhse ye Ki rehta hai mehboob mera har dum naquaab me Allah kaise karaoon enhe main deedar husn ka Ki quyamat chupi hui hai us kaale libaas me.
Don’t take any chances
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote
Zamane se kab k guzar gaye hotay, Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hotay, Bandhe na hotay agar aapki dosti k dhage mein, To kab k motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote!
Dur ja na sake
Door ja kar bhi unse dur ja na sake, Kitna aansu gire kisi ko bata na sake, Gam ye nahen ke woh mil na sake , Dard serf ye he k hum unko bhula na saka.
Aap ke har gham kharid lete
Khuda sei thoda rahem kharid lete Aap ke zakhmo k liye marham kharid lete Agar kabhi bikti khusyaan meri to saari bech Aap ke har gham kharid lete
Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Muskurana andaaz hai gam chupane ka
Hamari yaad mein woh bhi kabhi khoye honge, Khuli aankhon se woh bhi kabhi soye honge, Mana ke muskurana andaaz hai gam chupane ka, Magar hanste hanste woh bhi kabhi roye honge.
Phoolon ki har kali tujhse khushbu udhar maange
Phoolon ki har kali Tujhse khushbu udhar maange Suraj ki har kiran Tujhse roshni udhar maange Tum mujse itna pyaar kar Ke tera pyaar mujse Duniya udhaar maange.
Way of Transferring
– There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. – It’s called marriage.
Raate gumnaam hoti hai
Raate gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai, Hum zindgi kuch is tarah gujarte hai, Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai.
Khyalon mein wahi
Khyalon mein wahi, Sapno mein wahi, Lekin unki yaadon mein hum the hi nahi, Hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi, Ek baarish hi thi, Jo humare saath woh rahi.
Grilfriend made me a begger
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend? Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? – Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Daar usse kehte hain
Daar usse kehte hain, Jo dil pe cha jaye Aashiq usse kehte hai, Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.
DIL k dard ko dil torne wale kia jane..
DIL k dard ko dil torne wale kia jane PYAR k riwajon ko ye zamana kia jane Hoti hai takleef KABAR main kitni Ye upar se PHOOL rakhne wale kia jane.
In the exam hall
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
Dard itna tha ki sehan na hua
Dard itna tha ki sehan na hua Margaye unki raha hon mai Magar unko gum na hua Khete the hume Chahte hai jaan se zyada Yeh wada marte dam tak pura na hua.
