Don’t get upset with little jerks in life
Don’t get upset with little jerks in life, Coz life’s like a road n problems r like speed breakers, They save us from big accidents so enjoy the jerks and move on.
How to stop missing u
I have learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard, to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive, but I couldnâ?Tt learn how to stop missing u.
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo Sirf ek bar.. December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do, Woh bhegi bhegi ratein, Woh haseen lamhaat, Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar, Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar, Jub tum ne.. Kaha tha! Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Things I know about u
Things i know about u ! 1. You are a special person with a wonderful heart 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10… Bus baki kal, 1 Din me ek hi joke !
Woh bhi kya din they
Woh bhi kya din they jab hum lagte they hasino k gale. Yeh baat tab ki hai jab hum thay do baras ke.
Sweet conversation
Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will U marry , after I die. Sardar: No I will also live with ur sister.
Do dil milne ke baat hai
Har yaar yaar nahi hota. Har skash wafadar nahi hota. Ye to do dil milne ke baat hai. Warna 7 fero mein bhi pyaar nahi hota.
Knowing youself is true wisdom
Knowing others is intelligence, Knowing yourself is true wisdom, Mastering others is strength, Mastering yourself is true power.
Look for a loyal heart
Never look for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never look for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But look for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.
To love without condition
To love without condition, To talk without intention, To give without reason, to care without expectation is the heart of true relation
Dosti ka Gift
Niche tumhari Dosti ka Gift hai! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! Danda hai, Sir pe padega tab akal thikane ayegi, DOSTI me Gift!
Agar bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta
Lo meri girlfriend ka photo dekho.. – – – – – – thoda aur aage… – – – – – – nahi dikhi – – – – – – HARAMKHOR bhabhi ki nazar se dekhta to zarur dikhti.
Kisi ko na pane se zindgi khatam nahi hoti…
Kisi ko na pane se zindgi khatam nahi hoti… “Mohsin” LEKIN kisi ko pa kar kho dene se kuch baqi nahi rehta””
Why did he do so?
Once a Sardar had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai, Waise hi aap pas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
Kuttay ki maut
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi rahoge, Tumhari aane wali sari naslain, Kuttay ki maut marengi, Tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut maroge! – – – – – – – Billine yeh kuttay se kaha aur chali gayi!
Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote..
Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote, Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote, Dosti se bada to pyaar ka rista hota hai, Kyonki sachha pyaar karne wale kabhi bewafa nahi hote.
Phulo se khubsurat
Phulo se khubsurat, Koi nehi! Sagar se gehera, Koi nehi! Aab aap ki kya tarif karu? Dosto mein aap jaisa, NALAYAK koi nehi!!!
Bichadne ka gum zaroor de jate hain
Bade ajeeb hain ye zindagi ke raaste, Anjane mod par kuch log dost ban jate hain, Milne ki khushi de ya na de, Bichadne ka gum zaroor de jate hain.
Waqt har manzil dikha deta hai
Zindagi mauhtaj nahi manzilon ki waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, Kaun marta hai kisi ke liye waqt sabko jeena sikha deta hai.
Aankhain to batati hain
Tum zuban say kuch na bolo, Aankhain to batati hain, Kiya dil main tumharay hai, Ham khoob samjh tay hain.
Every sunset give us
Every sunset give us one day less to live, But every sunrise give us one day more to hope! So, hope for the best.
No match, due to rain!!!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!”
Love is blind
Love is self giving, Offering trust, Faith and loyality, Though it is blind.. But very kind..
Tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor the Boys are comfortable !!
Apni dosti par log jalte hai
Gulshan mein gul khilte hain, Tabhi toh aap jaise log milte hain. Humse kabhi khafa na hona e mere dost, Suna hai apni dosti par log jalte hai.
“B.Com final year”
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?” Sardar : “B.Com final year”
Khushboo tere Pyar ki mujhe Mehka jati hai…
Khushboo tere Pyar ki mujhe Mehka jati hai, Teri her baat mujhe Behka jati hai, Saans to Bohat Dair leti hai aane me Har Saans se Phle teri Yad aa jati hai.
Hmari Chaht jaisa Rishta…
Hmari Chaht jaisa Rishta na milega Lakh dhond lo Hum jaisa na Milega Yad aye gi Hmari Humse Bichr jane k bad Jab Dil walon ki Mehfil me koi DIL se na Milega.
Sona nahi chahate
Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate. Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate. Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai ka. Aankho mein ned hai magar sona nahi chahate.