Pay ur Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness And after you pray if you are still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.
Zindagi ke raho mein bahut se dost milenge, Ham kya ham se bhi achhe hazar milenge, En aacho ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.
Humne Chaand se poocha
Humne Chaand se poocha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jise dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
Apne honay Ka Pata de daina.
Apne honay Ka Pata de daina. Kabhi guzro to sada de daina. Yaad aa jaon ibadat main agar. Hath utha k dua de daina.
Keep on sending SMS
The beauty of life is not how happy you are, But how happy others are because of you. You really make me happy when you sms!!! So plz keep on sending SMS.
Photo exhibition
Hi wats up ? Can u do me a favour plzzzzz? Can i get u r pic 2morrow ? I need it bcoz i am working on a photo exhibition on the topic . . . . . . . . . . . “bhagwan ki galtiyan”
Long live women
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye
Sari duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye Hamse wahi ab anjaan bane bathe hai Yeh dil ab aur intzaar mat kar Lagta hai woh kisi aur ke mehman banye bathe hai
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai
Hum raat ki tanhai mein, Aapki aawaz sunte hai, Chand se aapka jikar karte hai, Mat aao hamare khawabo mein, Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai.
Dost hai hum saya nahi
Yaad na karoge to satayenge Ruthoge to manayenge Ruoge to hasayenge Dost hai hum saya nahi jo, Tumhara saat chod jayenge.
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti, Hame bhi us ki pahechan hoti, Bhardete aap ka daman khusiyo se, Kimat us ki chayeh hamare jaan hoti.
Jitni duwa ki usse pane ki
Usake hote hue bhi tanhai mili hai, Wafa kar ke bhi hume bewafai mili hai, Jitni duwa ki usse pane ki, Uss se zyada usaki judai mili hai.
Na jane kya kayamat aayi
Ek tanha raat main aap ki yaad aayi Yaad mitane ke liye cigarette jalai Na jane kya kayamat aayi cigarette ke dhuein mein bhi aap ki shakal nazar aai
Daily Prayer
Daily Prayer: Oh GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more. Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc……
Jawaab denge hum shayari mein….
Jawaab teri shayari ka…. Denge hum shayari mein…. Naam tera likh baithe hain…. Apne dil ki diary mein….
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
Confidence and overconfidence
There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
Dost hai hum saya nahi
Yaad na karoge to satayenge Ruthoge to manayenge Ruoge to hasayenge Dost hai hum saya nahi jo, Tumhara saat chod jayenge.
Dard se rista hai mera
Dard se rista hai mera, Khushi mere nashib mein nahi. Humse bhi koi pyaar kare, Itne toh khusnaseeb nahi.
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari, Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari, Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari, Ab tumse kya chhupaana, Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
Never abandon old friends
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: It gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, u get older.
Kyun shaadi karta hai
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai? Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare…
Har raat nashe mein hote hai
Har raat nashe mein hote hai, Aur raat gujar jaati hai, Ek din aisa ayega, Raat nashe main hogi, Aur ham gujar jaayenge.
Yuh to zindagi mein ajeeb mod ayenge
Yuh to zindagi mein ajeeb mod ayenge, Kabhi khushi to kabhi gum layenge, Rakhna khud ko sambhalkar kyonki, Aap hasenge to hum bhi muskurayenge!
Suna hai asar hota hai bato mein
Suna hai asar hota hai bato mein, Tum bhi samaj jaoge char mulakato mein, Hum se bachkar kaha jaoge, Hamari dosti ki lakir hai tumahare hato mein.
Daru is like wife
What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru is like wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi…
Mere ishq ka inaam to aaya
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
Kutton ke sardar ho gaye
Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare na ho sake Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.
Win a free trip
I LOVE YOU Send this msg to 10 girls n win a free trip to Ur nearest police station in luxury jeep Rahena Khana and body masaaz free. U will surely like it.
Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai
Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai Rahe duriya darmya to parwa nahi, Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai
