• Rehti hai tasvir yaar ki

    Yeh dil hai na koi khilona hai, Rehti hai sirf tasvir yaar ki, Na koi aur reh paya hai isme, Pyaar se bhara iska kona kona hai.

  • Ek se Dus…

    Teacher K.G class ke bachhe se Ek se Dus tak gino, main aapko KISS karungi. Baccha: 1 se 100 tak ginu toh kya package available hai !!

  • Aasuwo ko chipana pada

    Roshani se hame apne dil ko jalana pada, Dard sahekar bhi hame muskurana pada, Aap log sada haste rahe, Iss liye hame aasuwo ko chhipana pada.

  • Dil ne kaha dekho

    Kante nahi kat te lamhe intezar ke Nazre jama ke baithe hai raste pe yaar ke Dil ne kaha dekho jalve yaar ke Laya hai kaun inhe falak se utar ke

  • Sardarji sank a man…

    When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS.

  • Life is like a novel

    Life is like a novel, Its filled with suspense, U have no idea whats going to happen, Until u turn the page keep turning ur pages, And enjoy the thrill of life.

  • Sugar for milk

    Sugar for milk, Milk for tea, Tea for you, You for me.

  • Best way to fall down

    You can fall from a mountain you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall Is to fall in love with me

  • I hope you’re feeling better

    I hope you’re feeling better, I miss you every day. I’m always thinking of you, So this is what I say, Get Well Soon!

  • I got a friend like you

    U r smart & gud natured, I thank God I got a friend like u. Feeling happy! Don’t be? It was sent to me, I just wanted u 2 read it.

  • God bless ur naughty mind

    Itâ?Ts the thing that satisfies Ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, In the car or anywhere! Itâ?Ts called prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

  • Shayari by SardarJi

    Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste pe jaa kar dekha to khidiki pe koi nahi tha.

  • I am a bloody CRIMINAL

    If to love some one is a CRIME, then i am a bloody CRIMINAL.

  • Sabse kareeb ho tum

    Kyun hamare maan mein sama jate ho tum Kyun hamare samne nahi aate ho tum Tum koi khusboo ho ya hawa ka jhoka Jo mujhe iktefaq se mil gaye ho tum Aankhoon main ek nasha sa bankar Pure wajud par cha gaye ho tum Tumhe yaar kahun ya dildar kahun…

  • Aap ko nazar na lage

    Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage, Koi achha bhi iss kadar na lage, Aap ko dekha hai bas us nazar se, Jis nazar se aap ko nazar na lage.

  • Message: * some text missing*

    Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing * Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats why everything is missing…

  • God bless you

    In times of difficulties don’t say, “god i’ve a big problem” Instead say, “hey problem i’ve a big god” Evreything will b urs….God bless you

  • Friend is a glimpse of god

    Every nice friend is a glimpse of god, As he is one of his blessings & Is a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten, just like u.

  • 6 Inch ka hai

    6 Inch ka hai – – Size normal hai – – Mazboot hai – – Zyadaa mota bhi nahi hai. – – 2 Larkiyan dekh chuki hain – – Lena hai toh bolo? – – Full time masti – – Non stop fun Mera – – LG kg195 Moblie.

  • Ek phool bhi na todh sake

    Loog apna banake chod dete hai Rishta gairo se jod lete hai Hum to ek phool bhi na todh sake Loog to dil bhi todh dete hai.

  • Married and unmarried man

    Married man live longer than a single man, But married man are lot more willing to die!

  • Sardarji & Librarian

    Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”

  • You are my soul

    Teach me the secrete art how to win your Heart. from you I can depart But you have become my part. being you are my soul and you are my whole. My Life has become dry I am sure without you I will die.

  • Close your eyes

    Close your eyes, Relax your body, And stop your breathing as long as you can… NOW BREATH… I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

  • If a drop of water falls in lake

    If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl. So choose the best place where you would shine.

  • Our friendship means a lot

    Our friendship means a lot to me, That if we were the last people on a sinking ship and There’s only one life vest, I’ll..hm.. ah.. eh.. I’m gonna miss you for sure!

  • Kahi dekha hai

    A fool looks in miror & thinks: Isko kahi dekha hai! After a while he remembers: Yeh toh wahi kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album mein meri biwi ke saath khada hai!

  • Why has god created gap between fingers..

    Do u know why god has created gap between our fingers… So that….One who is made 4 us may come and fill those gaps 4ever.

  • Santa & Banta

    Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st: Arre Bevkoof, menu card padha!!! HOT COFFEE Rs.20/- & COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-

  • Pyaar

    Pyaar: 1.Kisi ka ehsas karna 2.Khushi dena apna khushiyan kurban karna 3.Door ho par harpal lab pey dua ho