Five great people
5 great people: 1. Gandhiji – Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai – Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya – apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe Aap aur Hum, so remain in touch.`
My love grows for u
No one in this world has such grace No one is so able to fill your place You always know but i never say My LOVE for you grows with every passing day
Dosti ek dard hai
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabool hai, Sabne kaha iss dard ke saath jee na paogay, Humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabool hai.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Raaz dil mein chupate hai woh
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh, Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh!
God made U and is called Cartoon.
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made U and is called Cartoon.
Mujhe apna samjho
Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho, Subha ko sach, raat ko sapna samjho, Bhulana chahate ho sabhi gamo ko to, Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
Dard-e-dil ki intehaa
Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai, Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai, Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do… Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.
Deep feelings for u
There are millions of people But no one is like you I feel such deep feelings Because I LOVE YOU.
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, Tumhare dost ko ek pappi, Dost ke dost ko ek pappi, Aur koi hai baki? Aaj hamare doggi ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai:)
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Rastay to mushkil hi hotay han sabhi…
Rastay to mushkil hi hotay han sabhi… Yun b kitna sath log chaltay han… Tumay badal dia zamanay ki hawa nay… Or hum zamanay ki hawa badaltay han…
Aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Mere dost seethi bajane lage
Jab hamara janaza unki gali se nikla, Woh na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, Jab unka ghar aaya, to mere dost seethi bajane lage, Chod kar mera janaza, kambakht use patane lage.
Hamara bhi bank balance hota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
Zindagi kharab kar dali hum ne
Dekh kar phool ki dali hum ne Teri tasweer bana li hum ne Ye samjh kar ke meri zindagi tum ho Zindagi kharab kar dali hum ne
Love don’t asks
Love don’t asks “Who are you?” Love only says “You are mine!” Love don’t asks “Where are you from?” Love only says ” You live in my heart!” Love don’t asks “What do you do?” Love only says “You make my heart to beat!” Love don’t asks “Why are you…
Tell them ur age..
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain.. Please tell them your age!!!
All about marriage
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi
Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi, Nahi tha pata ki yeh chahat ban jayenga, Hajaaron rang hai zamane mein, Tere saath se mile woh rang ab zindagi ban jayenge, Naa samjhna ki hum tumhe bhoola payenge, Lekin tumhare raste mein bhi kabhi nahi aayenge, Tumse naraj hona jindagi se…
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki, Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye. Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki, Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..
Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai k apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
Tumhe mehsoos karna hai
Kabhi tum milne aao na, Tumhe mehsoos karna hai, Tumhari zaat mein kho kar, Tumhara hissa banna hai, Mujhe veeran aankhon mein, Tumhari bikhri baaton mein, Wafa ka rang bharna hai, Tumhare phool se chehre pe, Udaasi ka jo manzar hai, Waha pe apni chahat se, Hansi ko naqsh karna…
Paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi
Ek shaqsh paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi mujhe Iss baat ka malal hai, shikwa nahi mujhe Main usko bewafaai ka ilzaam kaise doon Usne toh ibtedaa se hi chaha nahi mujhe Pathar samjh ke paoon se thokar laga diya Afsoos ke teri aankh ne parkhaa nahi mujhe Kya kya…
Kitna accha lagta hai
Guzre hue lamho ko yaad karna accha lagta hai. Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna accha lagta hai. Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna, us ke naam ke saath apna naam accha lagta hai. Hakikat mai na khayalon mai sahi us ki kurbat mein waqt…
Sweetness can be defined
Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without Rose. But, friendship can’t be defined without YOU.
Weight kitna hai
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Kisi ko kya malum
Abhi hamari mohabbat kisi ko kya malum, kisi ki dil ki haquikat kisi ko kya malum, khuda ke waste yun na benaqab phiro, kisi ki kaisi hai niyat kisi ko kya malum.
Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai
Ye jo haseeno ke baal hote hai Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai Na jaane kitne katl kiye honge Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.
