Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai
Yahi to khubsurat dosti ka nata hai Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata hai Rahe duriya darmya to parwa nahi, Dost to harpal dil me basaya jata hai
Drive main karungi
Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi. Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me, ayenge akhbaar me…
Karni hame khuda se
Karni hame khuda se kuch fariyad baaki hai, Hame unse kehne kuch baat baaki hai, Maut aayegi keh denge ruk, Abhi mere dost ka sms aana baaki hai.
Mohabbat ek aisa Ehsaas hai
Mohabbat ek aisa Ehsaas hai jo dil ko dil se hota hai Pane ya khone ki baat nahi yeh bas ek dojey se hota hai Na jane kab kahan kisko hota, bas zindagi mein ek bar hota hai.
Teri wafa pe shak nehi
Teri wafa pe shak nehi, Teri wafaon ko manta hoon main. Magar tujhko kiski aur ki aarzoo hai, Yeh haquikat bhi jaanta hoon main.
You leave the one who loves you
When some one loves you, you don’t realize it, When you realize it, its too late. You always love the one who leaves you and leave the one who loves you.
Aapki dosti hai anmol hamare liye
Kitne ajiz ho tum ye batayen kaise Hamari sacchai aap ko dikhayen kaise Aapki dosti hai anmol hamare liye Aapko chand lafzon mein samjhayen kaise
Mera paisa nikal
Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal! Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator. Thief: Acchha? To phir MERA paisa nikal!
Unke hothon ko chum le
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le, Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le, Khuda na kare voh faad bhi dale, To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle.
Aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shurwaat nahin hoti
Bin sawan barsat nahi hoti suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti kya kare ab kuch aisi halat hai ki aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shuruwaat nahin hoti
Rough copy before final copy
Why were males created before females? Coz you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Yeh sharab bhi befawa nikli yaaro
Pi ke raat ko hum unko bhulane lage, Sharab mein gum ko milane lage, Yeh sharab bhi befawa nikli yaaro, Nashe mein toh woh aur bhi yaad aane lage.
Is dil ka hai ek condition
Is dil ka hai ek condition, Jis main nahi kisi ko permission, Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission, Wo bhi bina donation, So just maintain good relation.
Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jau
Mandir me jaap karta hoon Masjid me adab karta hoon Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jau Isliye roj ek sms karke tumhe paap karta hoon.
Patthar se tapakte hai aansu
Zinda hai shajahan ki chahat aab tak, Gawah hai mumtaz ki ulfat aab tak, Jaake dekho taj mahal ko aye dosto, Patthar se tapakte hai mumtaz ke aansu aab tak…
Who is the Ravan
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman… You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman… Now who is Ravan?
Salaam karte hain mehfil mein
Salaam karte hain mehfil mein woh nazarein jhukake, Hum bhi hain ke unhi ko hain nishaana banaye, Jo khushi bayaan karte the nigaaaho se kabhi, Aaj baithe hain woh khud se apni hi nazrein churaaye.
Jhooth bolne ki adat hai
Na hume aapse sikwa hai, na sikayat hai, Hume to bas aap hi se chahat hai, Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse, Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adat hai.
Bhikari and kanjoos
Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai… Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
Naye dost milenge
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, Kahi ziyada to kahi kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, Mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah hum milenge.
Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati
Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati hai, Badal badal ke karwate yunhi raat guzar jati hai, Kar bhi pyaar ka izhar ya jaane jigar, Akhir kyon tu mujhe itna tadpati hai.
Love quotes
Love is not something that happens on first sight,it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other, for every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
Aey baris zara tham k baras
Aey baris zara tham k baras Jab mera yaar aaye to jam k baras Pehle se na baras ki woh aa na sake Phir itna baras ki woh jaa na sake.
Khilone chhupa do
Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.
Sada yaad rakhna
Yado me ham rahe ye ehsaas rakhna Nazro se door sahi par dil ke pass rakhna Ye nahi kahte ki hamesha saath rakhna Door sahi par sada yaad rakhna.
Hum haare chale gaye
Raat gayi tare chale gaye, Gairo se kya gila? Jab hamare chale gaye Hum jeet sakte the kayi baziyan Bas kuch apno ko jitane ke liye Hum haare chale gaye
Phool hun Gulaab ka
Phool hun Gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna, Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
Aaj dil puch baitha
Aaj dil puch baitha, Apni hi tasveer se, Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se, Aapki tasveer dil ko dikhai, Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed main.
Inkaar ko iqraar kehte hai
Inkaar ko iqraar kehte hai, Khamoshi ko izhar kehte hai, Kya dastoor hai iss duniya ka yaar, Ek dhokha hai jise sab pyaar kehte hai.
Woh hai mahakanjuice
Apple ka juice Mango ka juice Orange ka juice Badam ka juice Lekin jo SmS nahin karta, Woh hain MAHAkanjuice!!
