Milte woh is tarah hai
Woh aaj bhi hamse milkar muskuratein hai, Kisi mod pe rukkar apna haq jatatein hai, Hamne to unki ek jhalak pane ki umeed bhi nahi ki thi, Par milte woh is tarah hai Ki sari batein jubaan mein hi rehai jatein hain.
Whenever I miss you
Whenever I miss you, Stars falls down from the sky So any day if you find the sky empty, Don’t blame me! It’s all your fault, You made me Miss You So Much!!
You have lost a diamond
Never take some one for granted, Hold every person close to your Heart Because you might wake up one day and realise That you have lost a diamond While you were too busy collecting stones
Kursi nahi hai
Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi thi. Husband: Chalo aajao, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
If you are alone
If you are alone, I’ll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I’ll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I’ll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I’ll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
How can a Sardar kill a lion?
How can a Sardar kill a lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me.
Wo Hamara Hota
Umar Bhar Chaha k Zamen-o-Aasman Hamara Hota Kash K Khwahishon Ka B Koi Kinara Hota Ye Soch K Us MUSAFIR Ko Roka Hi Nhi Door Jata Hi Q Agr Wo Hamara Hota.
Sari Duayein Tujhe Deta Hoon
Apne sare gham mujhe dedo, Mein sari khushiyan tujhe deta hoon, Jo sochi thi kabhi khud ke liye, Wo sari duayein tujhe deta hoon.
Machchhar ki kasam
Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!
Kanjoosi ka award
Jab Kabhi kanjoosi ka award diya jayega, Aapka naam sabse pehle liya jayega, Ghalti se bhi ab sms na kardena, Varna award haath se nikal jayega!!
He was dead
Lawyer: “And what did he do then?” Witness: “He came home, and next morning he was dead.” Lawyer: “So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?”
Koi dard, dard nahi lagta
Iss dard ke baad koi dard, dard nahi lagta, Ke shiddat-e-dard kinteha hoti hai mohabbat, Nahi uthti woh aankhen phir kisi pe, Ke jin ankhon mein fanna hoti hai mohabbat, Umar bhar jin ka azzala na kar paaye, Bas ek aisi hi khata hoti hai mohabbat, Jo mil jaye toh…
Ek yahi kissa
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka, Ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka, Beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate, Yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.
Kindness in words
Kindness in words Create confidence… Kindness in thinking Create profoundness… Kindness in giving Create love…
Girl makes him stupid in 2 mins
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.
Aaj Light Khana hai!
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
Because I Know I Miss You
My Heart Is Missing You And I Wonder… Do You Miss Me Too? I Hope That You Do, Because I Know I Miss You.
Rule of love
There is no rule of love that it has to be happens only once But the rule is that wen it happens the loved one shouldn’t be hurt!
That’s my friend
I may not be the most important person in your life But i just hope that one day when you hear my name you would just smile & say hey! Thats my friend.
Sab do din ke masti hai
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar Sab do din ke masti hai Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
Baat Din Ki Nahi Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai
Baat Din Ki Nahi Ab Raat Se Dar Lagta Hai, Ghar Hai Kacha Mera, Barsaat Se Dar Lagta Hai, Tere Tohfey Ne To Bas Khoon K Aansu He Diye, Zindagi Ab Teri Soghaat Se Dar Lagta Hai, Pyar Ko Chor Kar Tum Aur Koi Baat Karo, Ab Mujhe Pyar Ki…
Sardar and Friend
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai. Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Par gam nehi hai
Har bar niche raheta hu main, Par gam nahi hai kyuki geherai khojta hu main, Har bar pichhe raheta hu main, Par gam nahi hai kyuki ulta chalta hu main, Har bar haar jata hu main, Par gam nahi hai kyuki sahi rahata hu main, Har bar late aata hu…
Yeh kya hai
Father Asked Him: Yeh kya hai? Santa Replies: Teacher ke paas stars khatam ho gaye thay iss liye unhone mujhe aande de diye.
SMS karke paap karta hun
Mandir mein jap karta hun, Masjid mein addab karta hun, Insaan se kabhi bhagwan na ban jaun, Isliye roj tumko SMS karke paap karta Hun.
Teri yaadon ke saath jaana hoga
Ab aansuon ko aankhon mein sajana hoga, Chiragh bhuj gaye, khud ko hi jalaana hoga, Na samjhna ke tumse door rehkar khush hoon, Lekin humein logon ki khaatir muskuraana hoga, Phir shaam dhal gayee, tum ayye na aaj bhi, Dil ko aaj phir umeedoon se behlaana hoga, Yeh bhee maloom…
Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
A good companion
A good companion is not like the rain, Which comes and goes. Its like the air, Some time very quite, But constantly hanging around.
SMS everyday
Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.