Customer and Waiter
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
You have found love
Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST If u’ve found it, u’ve found LOVE
Yun to pathar ki bhi taqdeer badal sakti hai
Yun to pathar ki bhi taqdeer badal sakti hai Shart yeh hai k isay dil se tarasha jaye
Dekhna wala dang ho jaye
Dosti mein itna pyaar lao Ke dekhna wala dang ho jaye! Dushman bhi aake tumse pouche, Kya hum bhi tumhare dost baan jaye.
Door nahi reh sakte hai humse
Apnana bhi nahin sakte hai humein, Phir bhi pyar karte hai humein. Door bhi nahi reh sakte hai humse, Paas bhi nahi lana chahte hai humein.
Kabhi gola kabhi bum
Osama to big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you? Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.
Itni si kahani hai
Meri aur uski itni si kahani hai Tuti hui kashti, ruka hua pani hai Ek gulab jo uski kitab mein dum tod chuka hai, Aur usko yaad hi nahi ki ye kis ki nishani hai.
Dooriyon se pyaar kam nahi hota
Har ashq ka matlab gum nahi hota, Dooriyon se pyaar kam nahi hota, Waqt bewaqt ho jaati hai aankhein nam, Kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.
Koi acha kam kia hota
Your 5 best qualities: 1……….. 2……….. 3……….. 4……….. 5……….. Agar zindagi mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota toh aaj yeh jaga khali na hoti!
tum barey ho k kia karo gey!
Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay? Student: shadi T: maira matlab hay kya banogay? S: Dulha T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay? S: dulhan T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay? S: bahu laon ga T: Stupid tumhary…
Chalo Main Bataon!
Chalo Main Bataon! Kaisey Dost Ho Tum,,, Meray Liye..! Meri Duniya Ho Tum,, Choo K Jo Guzri Wo Hawa Ho Tum,, Main ne Jo Mangi.. Wo Dua Ho Tum,, Karey Mujhe Jo Roshan Wo Diya Ho Tum,, Meray intizar Ki Rahat Ho Tum,, Meray Dil Ki Chahat Ho Tum,, Tum…
Uska khayal itna hasin kyon hai
Na jane uss par itna yakin kyon hai, Uska khayal bhi itna hasin kyon hai, Suna hai pyar ka dard mitha hota hai to Ankhon se nikla aansu itna namkin kyo hai?
Bhula na payenge
Koi anjaan bhi kabhi apna sa lagta hai, Bhula na payenge, aisa koi sapna sa lagta hai, Yaadein to bohot hain is dil main, Magar pyaar wahi hai, Jo kisi ki aankh se yaad baha sakta hai.
Usama asked Kajol,
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?” She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.” Then Kajol asked Usama,”what about U?” He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
Sogaya kya lafange!
Raah dekhi aapki,magar sandesa na aaya, Dil ki bekarari ne hamse sms likhvaya, Ummeed hai aap hamen bhule na honge, Jaldi se reply bhej, Sogaya kya lafange!
Woh ruthte rahe
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon mein palkein bichhate rahe, Unho ne kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum aankh jhapkane se bhi ghabrate rahe.
5 Lovable words-
5 Lovable words- “I am alone without u”, 4 pleasant words- “I care 4 u”, 3 sweet words- “I like u”, 2 special words “Miss U”, 1 important word- “U”
How can u tell…
How can u tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist, How can u tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist, How can u tell me not to fall in friendship when you exist.
I Missssssssss U
I Missssssssss U . … . . Pal Se Pal Tak, Subho Se Shaam Tak, Din Se Raat Tak, Kal Se Aaj Tak, 00:00am Se 12:00pm Tak, Sunday Se Sunday Tak Janury Se December Tak Neend Se Khuwaab Tak Zameen Se Aasman Tak Aar Se Paar Tak Is Kinaray Se…
Mehdood Se Lamho’n Me
Tum To Kuch Mehdood Se Lamho’n Me Milay Ho Hum Se..,.,, Phir Jaany Kyun Hum itni Fursat Se Tumhe yaad krty Hain..
Dil se pyaar karna
Bina tu kaise jeena, Jaldi mera paas aana, Pyaar se gale lagana, Dil se pyaar karna, Mujhe dil mein basana, Zindagi saath nibhana, Mujhe teri saath mein hai jeena.
Maine kaha dilruba
Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
Chot to khaye magar gila na karay
Suna hai mohabbat usay duaen dete hai Jo chot to khaye magar gila na karay.
Aankhe bandh na karna
Yaad aaye toh aankhe bandh na karna, Hum chale bhi jaye toh ghum na karna, Zaruri toh nai har rishte ka koi naam ho, Par dosti ka ehsaas dil se kabhi kam na karna.
Hum the ki akele reh gaye
Aansu ke chand boondon se woh rishta humara tod gaye, Tanha chhod ke humein gumon ko humara keh gaye, Unki yeh anokhi aada kya thi hum ab tak na samajhe, Aur dardon ke baarish mein hum the ki akele reh gaye.
Loving someone more than yourself
In love very rarely do we win But when luv is true even if u lose u still win Just for having the privilege of loving sumone more than yourself!
Then make a place
Hi, Doing nothing? Then make a place, 4 Me in ur heart!! I may come there any time! Ur’s faithfully, “Heart Attack”
Tasver to bana li pr AKS nhi milta
Tasver to bana li pr AKS nhi milta Zindgi k lye 1 wo hi SHAKHS nhi milta Phirta rehta hy wo zamane ki talash may Bs mere lye hi usy waqt nhi milta
Woh likhte hain humara naam mitti main…
Woh likhte hain humara naam mitti main aur mita daite hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga magar humain to woh mitti main mila dete hain…
