Kuch nahi hua tha
Year 1963 – – – Aug 3rd – – – Evening, 07:48 – – – Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Teri chahat
Zindagi ka sahara hai teri chahat Jeene ka bahana hai teri chahat Tujh se juda hona bas main nahi mere Har pal deewana banati hai teri chahat Khamoshi main sargoshi karti hoon khud se Mujhe madhosh rakhti hai teri chahat Bheer main bhi tanha hoti hoon main Jab se mujh…
Tuj se apni sanse jorh de.
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de, hum woh nahi jo tum se nata tod de , hum woh hain,ke agar teri sanse ruk jae, to tuj se apni sanse jorh de.
I am coke you are sprite..
Promise me we are true friends: I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!
Sab se pehele kiss karo
Sab se pehele kiss karo Bister par leta do Phir dono tange uper utha kar Niche haath laga kar dekho Bachhene ne susu kiya hai ya nahi.
Kitne Din beet gaye
Kitni Rateein beet gayi, Kitne Din beet gaye, Bas beeta naho to yaadon ka wo pal, Woh guzra hua kal, Beeti nahi to Aankhon ki namia aur aapki kami.
Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai
Is jamane se bahut alag ho aap, Woh khushkismat hai jiske paas ho aap, Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai, Jab hame yaad karke dil se muskura lete ho aap…
While reading a SMS
A study has proved that, All fools use their THUMB, While reading a SMS. Now its 2 late, Dont try 2 change ur finger. Catch another fool!
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega. Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!
Khushboo Q Na Aaye Gi Meri Zindagi Sey
(Dedicated to all my sweet heart friends) ._._._._.Khushboo Q Na Aaye Gi Meri Zindagi Sey ”, ‘Main Ney Ek Umar Guzari Hai PhooL Jaisey logon K Sath._._._._.
Jo tum se nahi keh paate hai
Yeh milna aur bicharr jaana Kab apne bas ki baat hai Kismat hi milati hai hum ko Kismat hi juddai deti hai Har baar yeh hi hota hai Koi hume bataye to sahi Jo tum se nahi keh paate hai Dharkan se sunayi deti hai
Par kehate hai dosti
Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya, Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya, Par kehate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam, Jisne dosti ko dilse nibhaya.
love letter likhte likhte
Yaade karte karte subah hogaye, love letter likhte likhte, ladki kisi aur ke saath nikalgayi.
Zindgi lehar thi aap sahil hue
Zindgi lehar thi aap sahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apke kabil hue, Na bhulenge hum us hassin pal ko, Jab aap humari choti si zindgi mein shamil hue!
Hum kafan chod denge
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge.
You are always in my heart
If god is there or not You are always in my heart Whenever I see your smiles My sadness will fly to many miles Cut & see my heart There is only your art.
Bhaago bhoot aaya
Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather Stars+Moon = A romantic night You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!
Namo-namo patni maharani
Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani. Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho. Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave. Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove. Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.…
bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte.
bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai to hum se akar izhar karen. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte
Bush aur laloo kya karte hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.
Masti aankho me hoti hai
Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab mein nahi Bhakti shradha me hoti hai, mandir mein nahi Dosti sms karne se badti hai, padhne se nahi!
Peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai
Glass mein sarab, sarab me uski tasveer najar aati hai. Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai, peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai.
Its more painful
It break ur heart to c da 1 u luv is happy with sum 1 else, but its more painful 2 know dat da 1 u luv is unhappy with u
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte. Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein, Yun kisika peecha hum nahin kartein.
Bhaago bhoot aaya
Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather Stars+Moon = A romantic night You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!
Help me father…
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me. Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
Tum bin jeena nahi
Tum bin jeena nahi Tum jaha main vahi Tune mera dil churayi Bina tu dil tadpay Har sans mein teri naam likhayi Teri natha mannath mangi Teri baho mein jeena chaahi
Naya model mil jata
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai? Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki, Thode din aur ruk jate to naya model mil jata.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, Kal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil mein rahenge, Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hai humne
Teri berukhi ko bhi ruthba diya hai humne, Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hai humne, Mat soach ke hum bhool gaye hai thujhe, Aaj bhi aankh kholne se pehele tujhe yaad kiya hai humne.
