Devdas ban ke dekh
Pata hai mohabbat mein bahut gam milte hai Kya kare har gam sehna padte hai Agar nahi hai kisi ko mohabbat To aye devdas ke uppar hasne wale Khud devdas ban ke dekh…
Agar hum ek aansu hote
Agar hum ek aansu hote, Toh aapki ankho se hokar apke honthon pe marna pasand karte, Aur agar aap meri aankho ke aansu hote, Toh waada hai mere dost hum umar bhar nahi rote.
Milk and orange juice
John: What food u feed ur new born baby? Beautiful Young Mom: Breast milk & orange juice. John: Oh my… Which side is orange juice?
Umeed na rakhna kisi sey..
Umeed na rakhna kisi sy sachy pyar ki, ” Faraz ” Aksr dokha dety hain toot kr chahny waly.
1 line main bool biwi chahiye
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye
Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum
Aap paas raho ya dur, Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum. Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain, Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum
Mujhe pata hai
Mujhe pata hai tum aaj bhi usse pasand karte ho, Woh aaj bhi tumhe chahti hai, Jab bhi tum uski gali me jaate ho, Toh woh BHONK-BHONK kar ke apna Pyaar jatati hai.
Death
Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?” Witness: “By death.” Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
Intezar wahi rahega
Yado ka ye karwa hamesha rahega, Door jate huye bhi pyaar wohi rahega, Maaf karna mil nahi paye aapse magar, Yekin rakhna en aankhon mein intezar wohi rahega.
Bekhudi ki jindagi
Bekhudi ki jindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Jaam dusro se chhen ke hum piya nehi karte, Unko mohabbat hai tho aake izhar kare, Peecha hum bhi kisi ka kiya nahi karte.
Aankhon ki baat
Ishq karnewale Aankhon ki baat samajh lete hai, Sapno mein yaar aaye Toh usse mulakat samajh lete hai, Roo ta to aasman bhi hai Apni zameen ke liye, Yeh to log hi usse barsaat samajh lete hai.
Work hard till U succeed!!!
When U win in ur first attempt people say its luck, But if U win after a defeat they say as hard work. Work hard till U succeed!!!
U get close to my heart
U came from no where, n in no time got close… not 2 me, but to my heart.
Don’t play with my life
Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. – Sardar says 2 mosquito.
Definition of love
Love is like want Appears one after the other One satisfy other replace it But resources r limited.
If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..? Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..? Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..? Wud U Add “Too” If I Tell U “I Miss U”..?
Friend like me
You can buy gifts but not love. You can pretend smile but not happiness. You can lie to others but not to yourself. You can have another friend but not as cute as I am!
What upset you?
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?” Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’” Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?” Witness: “My name is Susan.”
Ajeeb itafak tha
Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unhone fuul feka sala gamala bhi sath tha.
Santa found answer
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Friend like you.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.
Work hard till U succeed!!!
When U win in ur first attempt people say its luck, But if U win after a defeat they say as hard work. Work hard till U succeed!!!
Fall in love once
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
This heart always belongs 2 u
Heart changes, I know they do… but this heart always belongs 2 u. Heart hurts, I know they do… but this heart hurts more without u.
Ulte latka do
Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar ke faansi de do!
It takes a lot of guts
Each of us has his own fear but Sooner or later we must face it. It takes a lot of guts to overcome it. So don’t be afraid to face your fear. Go ahead, take a bath.
Oye! higher studies yaar
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
I’d love u the best
I do believe that god above Created me for you to love. He picked you out among the rest Because he knows I’d love you the best.
Ye kudha ishq na karna
Ye kudha ishq na karna, Thu bhi dhokha khayega, Ye kudha ishq na karna, Thu bhi dhokha khayega, Hum toh marke tere paas ayenge, Batha thu kaha jayega.