Sardar chicken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter: Woh langra tha. Sardar: Dil? Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee. Sardar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga sardar tha..
Request hai tumse refuse mat karna
Request hai tumse refuse mat karna, Friendship ke ye dosti ko fuse mat karna, Hum dost hai tumahre con-fuse mat karna, Meri jagah kisi aur ko use mat karna.
Hame bhool na jana
Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana, Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hume na bhool jana.
Yeh to sab hai pine pilane ke bahane
Yeh kaisi mahobbat, yeh kaise fasane, Yeh to sab hai pine pilane ke bahane, Woh daman woh unka ki sunsan saaya, Ki humko to abb hai bus aasoon bahana.
Star might fall for u
When u love some1, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u keep trying Coz may be 1 day that star might fall for u .!.*.!.*.!
Acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat
Tabiyat theek nahi thi, Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola, Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega, Aur maine aapko sms bhej diya Ab zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.
When things go wrong
When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart, When tears flow in your eyes, Always remember 3 things: 1) I am with you 2) You have money 3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Roz milne ko dil karta hai
Unse roz milne ko dil karta hai, Kuch sunne sunane ko dil karta hai, Kisi ka manane ka andaaz aisa hai, Roz rooth jane ko dil karta hai.
Tu bhi karti hai mujhse pyar
Baris ki har boond kahrehi hai tujhse Mere dil ke aafsane. Tu bhi karti hai mujhse pyar Khirki khol to jane.
Horror movie dekha
Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal rahi thi. Wife: Kaun si movie thi??? Husband: apni shaadi ki..
Aapne bhi yaad karna chod diya
Hasi ne labo pe aana chod diya! Khawaboon ne bhi palkon pe aana chod diya. Nahi aati ab toh hichkiyan bhi, Shayad aapne bhi yaad karna chod diya.
Zindagi se bhi pyar ho jata hai
Maana ke “pyaar” ka pehela akshar adhura hai. Lekin “P”ko nikal do to “yar” reh jata hai. Aur aap jaise yar ho to zindagi se bhi pyar ho jata hai.
Hum aapko paaye apne samne
Kaash ke hamare alfaaz kabhi khatam na ho, Hum appko paaye apne samne zindagi bhar ko, Kaash ke hame kuch kehne ki zaroorat bhi na ho, Bas aap hamare chehre ko padhte raho, Kaash ke hum kabhi juda na ho, Aapke baad hamari dosti kisi ke naam na ho..
I Miss you a Lot Dear
I Miss you a Lot Dear…. SENDER: Aishwarya Rai +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996 ” Don’t get excited. She sent It to me.”
Hum aashiq hai tumhare
Hum phool hai gulab ke Chameli ka naa samjho, Hum aashiq hai tumhare Apni saheli ka naa samjho…
Ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti
Kudrat ke karishme me agar raat na hoti To khwabo me aap se mulakaat na hoti Har marj ki wajha ye dil hi to hai Ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti
Exam ke saath cheat hai
Padai ke saath refreshment hai Exam ke saath cheat hai Aur har acchi ladki ke saath Yah to Uska bhai yah to koi boy friend hai.
Ek baar yaad karke to dekh
Ek baar yaad karke to dekho, Ek baar jaan mang ke to dekho, Ek baar dil se bula ke to dekho, Aur agar hum na aaye. To samajh lena ke. Hum aaram farma rahe hain.
Beetay pal
Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte, Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte, Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye, par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.
Kabhi roothna na mere yaar
Royengi aankhe teri yaad aane ke baad Aayegi raat din dhal jane ke baad Kabhi roothna na mere yaar Shayad ye zindgi na rahe tere jane ke baad
Want to hear a dirty joke
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: OK tell the joke – – – – – – – – A. A white horse fell in the mud. You dirty mind what were u think about…
If U need ADVICE
If U need ADVICE, MSG ME. If U need a FRIEND, CALL ME. If U need HELP, E-MAIL ME. If U need MONEY, The number U dialed is not in service, Plz don’t try again.
UMEED…
€.UMEED.€ Na Rakhna Kabhi kisi Se. Sache Pyär Kee. .JANAM.. BØht PyAr Se Dhoka Detay Hai . Shiddat SE ChaNe Wale.
Sirf tumhari wajhase
Har roz me uthti hun apne chehre par muskurahat lekar, Aur haske salaam karti hun, Yeh duniya mere liye sab kuch hai, Sirf tumhari wajhase. Jab bhi mein udas hoti hoon, Toh us udasi mein tumhare naam mein badal leti hun, Aur mera maan phirse khushiyo mein badal jata hai.…
A law permit
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi…
Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi, Sath chod ne walo mein se hum nahi, Ye dosti to hum umar bhar nibhayenge, Kyuki wada todne walo mein se hum nahi.
Tere aane ki aas per zinda hoon ab tak
Tere aane ki aas per zinda hoon ab tak Ab tujhe dekhne ki hasrat ke siva kuch nahi, Tasveer teri aankhon mein utar gayi iss tarha Nazar kahi bhi jaye teri surat ke siva kuch nahi, Subha se shaam tak teri raah takti hoon Ab yaad mujhe tere intezar ke…
Zindagi bhar ki kasam
Karte rahe hum unse wafa, Woh humse bewafa hote gaye, Agar chodna tha saath bich raha par, Toh zindagi bhar ki kasam kyun khate chale aaye.
Dekhe na koi unhe meri aankhon se
Log samajhte hain humne usse bhulake rakha hai, Woh kya jane ki dil mein chupa k rakha hai, Dekhe na koi unhe meri aankhon se, Issi liye palkon ko jhuka rakha hai.
Teri dosti ki roshani
Teri dosti ki roshani aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai… Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katva lu…Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat aata hai.!
