Bachelor’s schedule…
Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyar, Wednesday ko shaadi, Thursday ko barbadi, Friday ko fighting, Saturday ko talaq, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko phir se talash.
Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai
Khushiyon par fizaoun ka pehra hai Najane kis umeed per dil tehra hai Teri aankhon se jhalakte dard ki qasam Yeh dosti ka rishta pyar se gehra hai
Mehboob mera har dum naquaab me
Hai shikayet mere doston ko mujhse ye Ki rehta hai mehboob mera har dum naquaab me Allah kaise karaoon enhe main deedar husn ka Ki quyamat chupi hui hai us kaale libaas me.
Don’t take any chances
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don’t take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote
Zamane se kab k guzar gaye hotay, Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hotay, Bandhe na hotay agar aapki dosti k dhage mein, To kab k motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote!
Dur ja na sake
Door ja kar bhi unse dur ja na sake, Kitna aansu gire kisi ko bata na sake, Gam ye nahen ke woh mil na sake , Dard serf ye he k hum unko bhula na saka.
Aap ke har gham kharid lete
Khuda sei thoda rahem kharid lete Aap ke zakhmo k liye marham kharid lete Agar kabhi bikti khusyaan meri to saari bech Aap ke har gham kharid lete
Aare o sambha!
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.
Muskurana andaaz hai gam chupane ka
Hamari yaad mein woh bhi kabhi khoye honge, Khuli aankhon se woh bhi kabhi soye honge, Mana ke muskurana andaaz hai gam chupane ka, Magar hanste hanste woh bhi kabhi roye honge.
Phoolon ki har kali tujhse khushbu udhar maange
Phoolon ki har kali Tujhse khushbu udhar maange Suraj ki har kiran Tujhse roshni udhar maange Tum mujse itna pyaar kar Ke tera pyaar mujse Duniya udhaar maange.
Way of Transferring
– There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. – It’s called marriage.
Raate gumnaam hoti hai
Raate gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai, Hum zindgi kuch is tarah gujarte hai, Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai.
Khyalon mein wahi
Khyalon mein wahi, Sapno mein wahi, Lekin unki yaadon mein hum the hi nahi, Hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi, Ek baarish hi thi, Jo humare saath woh rahi.
Grilfriend made me a begger
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend? Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? – Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Daar usse kehte hain
Daar usse kehte hain, Jo dil pe cha jaye Aashiq usse kehte hai, Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.
DIL k dard ko dil torne wale kia jane..
DIL k dard ko dil torne wale kia jane PYAR k riwajon ko ye zamana kia jane Hoti hai takleef KABAR main kitni Ye upar se PHOOL rakhne wale kia jane.
In the exam hall
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
Dard itna tha ki sehan na hua
Dard itna tha ki sehan na hua Margaye unki raha hon mai Magar unko gum na hua Khete the hume Chahte hai jaan se zyada Yeh wada marte dam tak pura na hua.
Five great people
5 great people: 1. Gandhiji – Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai – Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya – apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe Aap aur Hum, so remain in touch.`
My love grows for u
No one in this world has such grace No one is so able to fill your place You always know but i never say My LOVE for you grows with every passing day
Dosti ek dard hai
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabool hai, Sabne kaha iss dard ke saath jee na paogay, Humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabool hai.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Raaz dil mein chupate hai woh
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh, Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh!
God made U and is called Cartoon.
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made U and is called Cartoon.
Mujhe apna samjho
Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho, Subha ko sach, raat ko sapna samjho, Bhulana chahate ho sabhi gamo ko to, Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
Dard-e-dil ki intehaa
Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai, Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai, Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do… Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.
Deep feelings for u
There are millions of people But no one is like you I feel such deep feelings Because I LOVE YOU.
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, Tumhare dost ko ek pappi, Dost ke dost ko ek pappi, Aur koi hai baki? Aaj hamare doggi ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai:)
