Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, Tumhare dost ko ek pappi, Dost ke dost ko ek pappi, Aur koi hai baki? Aaj hamare doggi ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai:)
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Rastay to mushkil hi hotay han sabhi…
Rastay to mushkil hi hotay han sabhi… Yun b kitna sath log chaltay han… Tumay badal dia zamanay ki hawa nay… Or hum zamanay ki hawa badaltay han…
Aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Mere dost seethi bajane lage
Jab hamara janaza unki gali se nikla, Woh na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, Jab unka ghar aaya, to mere dost seethi bajane lage, Chod kar mera janaza, kambakht use patane lage.
Hamara bhi bank balance hota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
Zindagi kharab kar dali hum ne
Dekh kar phool ki dali hum ne Teri tasweer bana li hum ne Ye samjh kar ke meri zindagi tum ho Zindagi kharab kar dali hum ne
Love don’t asks
Love don’t asks “Who are you?” Love only says “You are mine!” Love don’t asks “Where are you from?” Love only says ” You live in my heart!” Love don’t asks “What do you do?” Love only says “You make my heart to beat!” Love don’t asks “Why are you…
Tell them ur age..
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain.. Please tell them your age!!!
All about marriage
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi
Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi, Nahi tha pata ki yeh chahat ban jayenga, Hajaaron rang hai zamane mein, Tere saath se mile woh rang ab zindagi ban jayenge, Naa samjhna ki hum tumhe bhoola payenge, Lekin tumhare raste mein bhi kabhi nahi aayenge, Tumse naraj hona jindagi se…
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki, Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye. Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki, Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..
Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai k apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
Tumhe mehsoos karna hai
Kabhi tum milne aao na, Tumhe mehsoos karna hai, Tumhari zaat mein kho kar, Tumhara hissa banna hai, Mujhe veeran aankhon mein, Tumhari bikhri baaton mein, Wafa ka rang bharna hai, Tumhare phool se chehre pe, Udaasi ka jo manzar hai, Waha pe apni chahat se, Hansi ko naqsh karna…
Paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi
Ek shaqsh paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi mujhe Iss baat ka malal hai, shikwa nahi mujhe Main usko bewafaai ka ilzaam kaise doon Usne toh ibtedaa se hi chaha nahi mujhe Pathar samjh ke paoon se thokar laga diya Afsoos ke teri aankh ne parkhaa nahi mujhe Kya kya…
Kitna accha lagta hai
Guzre hue lamho ko yaad karna accha lagta hai. Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna accha lagta hai. Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna, us ke naam ke saath apna naam accha lagta hai. Hakikat mai na khayalon mai sahi us ki kurbat mein waqt…
Sweetness can be defined
Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without Rose. But, friendship can’t be defined without YOU.
Weight kitna hai
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Kisi ko kya malum
Abhi hamari mohabbat kisi ko kya malum, kisi ki dil ki haquikat kisi ko kya malum, khuda ke waste yun na benaqab phiro, kisi ki kaisi hai niyat kisi ko kya malum.
Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai
Ye jo haseeno ke baal hote hai Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai Na jaane kitne katl kiye honge Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.
Dosti nibhana zindagi hai..
Phool banke muskurana zindagi hai, Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai, Milkar khush hue to kya hue, Bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai.
Meri rahoon mein na aaya kare
Unse keh do wo meri rahoon mein na aaya kare, Aa bhi jaye toh munh pher kar na jaya kare, Main toh waise hi jala dil liye firta hoon, Apni berukhi se iss dil ko aur na jalaya kare, Unki judaai se tadapna seekh liya humne, Apna keh kar kalam…
Hazaron ka kya hoga?
Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Dil ke kareeb saare nahi hote
Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote, Yu chand ke pehlu me sitare na hote, Hum iss liye karte hai parwah aapki, Kyunki dil ke kareeb saare nahi hote.
But only you were…
My eyes, Detected… My heart, Reacted… Thousands were, Rejected… But only you were, Selected… To be my GOOD Friend… Forever
Chand mat kahiye
Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho
Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho Woh mehndi hi kya jisme pyaar ka rang na ho Woh dukh hi kya jis ki koi wajah na ho Woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho
U were there..
When I was sad U were there, When I was crying U were there, When I was unhappy U were there, Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.
Utrega kaise?
Khud ko kar buland itna Key Himalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche Aur Log tujh say puchhe Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise
