Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir. Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho.
Three monkeys ran from the zoo
3 Monkeys ran from zoo. 1st found watching TV. 2nd found playing football And 3rd… – – – – – – No yaar, it’s not u… Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.
Kafan na dalo
Kafan na dalo mere chere par mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki, aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhe yaaro aaj ummid hai uske aane ki.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Mountain rain or summer heat, Your friendship is the reason why i breathe, Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that U or Ur heart that beats!
What the hell happened to you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born smart and handsome, But what the hell happened to you?
Life paradox
Life paradox: What u want u don’t get (luv) What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage) What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend) What is permanent, is boring (wife)
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai kisi ki yaad me doob jane ko Dil chata hai to kisi ki mohbat pane ko Dil chata hai us bachpan me jaha daadi ka pyar maa ka dular Bachpan ke khel ladkpan ka pehla pyar aaj sap pane ko
Jo tera naam na le
Apne dil ki sun, afwahon se kaam na le Mujhe yaad rakh, beshak naam na le Tera veham hai ki main bhuli hoon tujhe Meri aisi koi saans nahi, jo tera naam na le
Asli ravan kaun?
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe! Toh asli ravan kaun?
Sab pichle janam ka paap hai
Last night i saw a dream, I was walking with god and I told him that I have a friend like u then he smiled & said: Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.
Janaaza jab nikle
Janaaza humara jab unki gali se nikle Unhe khidki par bitha dena, Wo dekhe ya na dekhe, Humare chehre se kafan utha dena.
Sweet like Ur name
Beautiful like rain, Sweet like Ur name, Deep in my heart, U will always remain. Earth wants flower, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a Sweet Smile from U.
A rose is always rose
A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin. Same way you are always my friend … Whether you are in Central Jail or in Mental Hospital.
Cabaret dance
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Pani ka ek khatra
Pani ka ek khatra aankh se gira abhi abhi Kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi Tumse miley zamana howa, Magar dil ko yo laga, Koi mujse milkey gaya gaya abhi abhi.
Bhar dete aapka har pal khushion se
Kash kushion ki ek dukan hoti aur hame unki pehchan hoti bhar dete aapka har pal khushion se keemat uski chahe hamari jaan hoti
Aankho mein Nami hai…
Arz kiya hai- Aap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami hai… – – – – – – – – – – TATA NAMAK Istemaal karo, Aap me iodine ki kami hai…!
Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau
Mandir me jap karta hu, Maszid me namaz padta hu, Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau, Isse liye saitan ko roz 1 sms karta hu.
If I had a camera
If I had a camera I’ll snap every your movement Every smile Every actions And keep in my House to scare all ghosts ha…
Something you can hold as true
These are some of the memories, That come with thoughts of you, These feelings are from my very heart, Something you can hold as true.
Example of an coincidence
A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence. There was silence for a few seconds. Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”
Friends till da end
Dreams r 2 b 4goten reality to b lived desires 2 b fulfilled & destiny 2 b reached. where it began. where will it end. friends from da start. friends till da end!.
Har jannat tumhe mil jaaye
Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye, Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi, Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge, Usse pehle mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi.
Kaun hai jo manzil se dur nahi
Kaun hai jo manzil se dur nahi, Kaun hai jo zindagi se majbur nahi, Gunah toh sabhi karte hai, Meri nazar mein toh khuda bhi bekasur nahi…
Khayi bhi to hari mirchi hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas aab tak baki hai, Aankhe nam hai aur Saanso mein aag aab tak hain Aur kyo na ho… Khayi bhi to ‘hari mirchi, hai.
Aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai
Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha, Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti, Hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti, Mil to jata hai sab kuch hame magar, Aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.
Life is funny
Life is funny and twisted, Some time U laugh, Sometime U Cry, But as long as I’m with you, I’ll always be on Ur Lips As a smile rather than a tear in Ur eyes.
Love is like missed call
Love is like missed call. It stop when u try 2 catch. But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes & Stays inside your Inbox.
Good for health
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
