Anjane mein hum
Anjane mein hum apna dil gawa baithe iss pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare? Bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil-walon se dil laga baithe.
Aap is zameen par kaha se aaye
Satwe aasman ki shair hum kar aaye Har ek taare se dosti hum kar aaye Ek taara khas tha jise hum apne saath laye Varna aap hi sochiye aap iss zameen par kaha se aaye
U r genius
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece, It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & In right part nothing is left.
Yeh student ki pehchan ha
Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan hai Parhna isey aata nahi Class kabhi jata nahi Canteen iss ki jaan hai Yeh student ki pehchan hai Jalson mein sab se aage hain Naron mein sab se aagey…
Ek aansu bhi rusva kar jata hai
Bachpan ke dukh bhi kitne achhe thay Tab toh sirf khilone tuta karte the.. Wo khushiyan bhi na jane kaise khushiyan thi, Titli ko pakad k uchhla karte the.. Paon maar k khud barish ke pani mai, Apne aap ko bhigoya karte the.. Ab toh ek aansu bhi rusva kar…
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna, Sabke sms zara hata kar rakha, Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara sms, Inbox mein jagah bana kar rakhna.
Jaan to nahi magenge aapse
Yaadon ka ye silsila banaya rakhna, Dost kaha hai to dosti banaye rakhna, Jaan to nahi magenge aapse, Gujarish hai jaan pehechan banaye rakhna.
Reaction of girls
Reaction of girls when they loose their purse: Poor girls: My money! Rich girls: My debit card! Beautiful girl: O shit! us mein “Sayeed” ki photo thi!
Dard se khelna sikh gaya hun
Dard se khelna sikh gaya hun main, Gaam ko jhelna sikh gaya hun main, Kya bataaun meri zindagi ne kis kadar jhanjhora mujhe, Ki maut ke saath bhi khelna sikh gaya hun main.
When it hurts to look back
When it hurts to look back, And you’re scared to look ahead, You can look beside & see me standing there!
Ghosts never die
Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u always remember forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE…
Drink beer with chicken fry…
Next generation child will sing: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.
Ussey Kehna
Ussey Kehna December Laut Aya Hai Hawayein Sard Hain Wadiyan Bhi Dhund Mein Gum Hain Paharhun Ne Barf Ki Shawl Oarh Rakhi Hai Sabhi Raste Tumhari Yaad Mein Purnam Se Lagte Hain Jinhein Sharf-e-Muhabbat Tha Woh Saray Cards, Woh Perfumes, Woh Choti Si Diary, Woh Terrace, Woh Chaye Jo Hum…
Maine kaha qismat meri
Ussne kaha kaun hai tu? Maine kaha hasrat teri.. Ussne kaha takta hai kya? Maine kaha surat teri.. Ussne kaha chahtay ho kya? Maine kaha mohabbat teri.. Ussne kaha pachtayega, Maine kaha qismat meri..
1 Missed call he maar de
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call he maar de.
Mile tujhe ek smart si Dulhan
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho!
Shayari likhte hain
Kisike intezaar mein, Kisike aitbaar mein, Hum bhi shayari likhte hain, Kisike pyar mein.
To love is insecure
To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is painful, being loved is secure but to love is insecure.
Ek ada aap ki dil churanay ki
Ek ada aap ki dil churanay ki, Ek ada aap ki dil main bas janey ki! Ek chehra aap ka chand sa, Ek zid humari chand ko paney ki!!
A memory lasts forever
A memory lasts forever, Never does it die, True friends stay together, And never say goodbye.
Kuch nahi hua tha
Year 1963 – – – Aug 3rd – – – Evening, 07:48 – – – Uss waqt kuch nahi hua tha. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Teri chahat
Zindagi ka sahara hai teri chahat Jeene ka bahana hai teri chahat Tujh se juda hona bas main nahi mere Har pal deewana banati hai teri chahat Khamoshi main sargoshi karti hoon khud se Mujhe madhosh rakhti hai teri chahat Bheer main bhi tanha hoti hoon main Jab se mujh…
Tuj se apni sanse jorh de.
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de, hum woh nahi jo tum se nata tod de , hum woh hain,ke agar teri sanse ruk jae, to tuj se apni sanse jorh de.
I am coke you are sprite..
Promise me we are true friends: I am lamp you are light I am coke you are sprite I am sawan you are badal I am normal you are pagal I am water you are tanki I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!
Sab se pehele kiss karo
Sab se pehele kiss karo Bister par leta do Phir dono tange uper utha kar Niche haath laga kar dekho Bachhene ne susu kiya hai ya nahi.
Kitne Din beet gaye
Kitni Rateein beet gayi, Kitne Din beet gaye, Bas beeta naho to yaadon ka wo pal, Woh guzra hua kal, Beeti nahi to Aankhon ki namia aur aapki kami.
Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai
Is jamane se bahut alag ho aap, Woh khushkismat hai jiske paas ho aap, Hamare liye woh waqt hi haseen hai, Jab hame yaad karke dil se muskura lete ho aap…
While reading a SMS
A study has proved that, All fools use their THUMB, While reading a SMS. Now its 2 late, Dont try 2 change ur finger. Catch another fool!
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar
Dost tu bhi sms likha kar tera bhi naam ho jayega. Jab tujh par pheken ge log ande aur tamatar toh sham ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega!
Khushboo Q Na Aaye Gi Meri Zindagi Sey
(Dedicated to all my sweet heart friends) ._._._._.Khushboo Q Na Aaye Gi Meri Zindagi Sey ”, ‘Main Ney Ek Umar Guzari Hai PhooL Jaisey logon K Sath._._._._.
