Sagar se wafa nibhaten hain
Sochta hun sagar ki lahero ko dekh kar Kyu yeh kinaray se takra ker palat jaten hain Karte hain ye sager say befawa Ya phir sagar se wafa nibhaten hain.
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Aye Chand… Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna….! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar Eid karta hai kohi.
Wireless network
American: Hamre yaha khudai ki to jamin se purane jamane ki pipe line aur tar mile. It means hamare yaha pahele se telephone ground network use karte the. To fir Indian bola: Yaar hamare yaha khudai to ki magar jamin se kuch nahi nikla. It means hamare yaha wireless network…
Karna pada dosti ka vaada
Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, Na karenge kisi se vaada, Par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki Karna pada dosti ka vaada.
Bichar gaye sab dost
Dekhte hai aaj hum uss rah ki veeraniyan, Yaron ke sang kati jaha humne zindaganian, Guzra woh daur, bichar gaye sab dost, Saath reh gayi toh un lamhon ki kahaniyan.
Meeting U was fate
Meeting U was fate, Becoming Ur friend was choice, But falling in love with U was completely out of my control.
Inbox khaali hai
Thandi coffee garam kar lo, Iss patthar dil ko naram kar lo. Aapke hote huye inbox khaali hai, Thodi toh yaaron sharam kar lo.
Missing baby
What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?
Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha
Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.
Swimming ke liye chanda
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai.. Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho
Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.
Bhoolkar bhi hume bhool na jana
Bhool se agar koi bhool hui, To bhool samajke use bhool jana, Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, Bhoolkar bhi hume na bhool jana
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di, Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di, Chahte to nehin thaey aapse juda hona para Kya karein agar hamein apno ne hi peeth dikha di…..
U r at the safest place
If U r in dark room, If U find blood everywhere And walls r shaking-don’t worry, U r at the safest place, U r in my heart.
Maafi maang lo
Aagar koi Galti Gustakhi Wagaira Wagaira Wagaira Ho gayi ho toh Koi baat nahi Maafi maang lo Main bahot rahem dil wala hun.
Searching hidden cameras
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What are you so frantically searching? Santa: “Hidden cameras” Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here? Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on…
Dekha nahi palat ke
Tu ne dekha nahi palat ke humain, Warna hum meherban ho jate, Tere dil ki zameen hi na mili Warna hum asman ho jate.
Kaam poora kiya karo
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon. Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai
Upar aasman hai Niche sagar hai, Aur ek bander isse Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai.
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai, Humne tumko dil ye diya hai, Hum tumko ab khona nehin chahte, Dur tumse hona nehin chahte, Ab tum hi batao ke kya karen, Tumse ye aakar kaise kahen, Ke tum na mili to reh nehin paayenge. Bin tere hum mar jayenge..
They make u laugh
Memories plays very confusing role in life, They make U laugh, When U remember the time cry together, And make U cry, When U remember the time laugh together.
Vitamns for grandson
Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!
Dwells within the heart
There is a miracle called friendship, That dwells within the heart, And you donâ?Tt know how it happens, Or when it even starts.
Dil Se Hamain Bhulao Ge Kaisay
Hum Se Dooor Jao ge Kaisay ? Dil Se Hamain Bhulao Ge Kaisay ? Hum Woh Khushbu Hain Jo Sanson Mein Bastey Hain, Apni Sanson Ko Rok Pao Ge Kaisey?
Gadhey ki zaroorat
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
Apni takdir likh pate hum
Kash haath ki lakire khinch pate hum, Apni takdir likh pate hum, Mumkin agar aisa hota toh, Apni zindgi ki har khusi dost aapke naam kar jate hum.
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai
Dil ko todkar haste ho
Dil ko todkar haste ho ! Dil ko tadapakar haste ko ! Zindagi kum pad gayi mohobbat ke liye ! Is mohabbat ka anjaam dekh kar haste to ! Hum to ek pal na jee sake bin aapke ! Aap hume ruswa karke haste ho ! Har kadam par aapka…
In your life
Remember me like pressed flower in Ur notebook, It may not be having any fragrance, But will remind U of my existence forever, In your life.
