BEAUTY TIP
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Smart Answers
Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight. Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks? Son: No, only when I take exams… Guest: Will these stairs take…
you need to improve your vocabulary
When words are not enough to express your feelings, don’t think that you are in Love. It’s just that… you need to improve your vocabulary
Un se door janay ka
un se door janay ka irada to na tha , sada sath rehney ka bhi wada to na tha, wo yad aye ga ye jantay thay hum , par itna yad aye ga andaza to na tha
Smart Boy In A Party
In a party a handsome guy asked a girl “are you going to dance?” She felt so happy & said-”yes” & the guy said-”that’s good, so can i have your chair?:-D;-)
Perfect example of confidence:
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior…
Kitni khamosh muhabat tum se karta hy koi.
To aa kabi dastak de mere dar pe, Pyar pehle se km ho to shikayat krna, Mere dil meiN utr sko to shayad ye jan lo, Kitni khamosh muhabat tum se karta hy koi.
meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay…
Girl to doctor: meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hay, mera rung bhi bohat gora hay, mein raat ko kia laga kar soya karoon? Doctor: KUNDI 😀
Kis tara tm ko is bat ka ilzam likhoon
Sochta ho k usay hal-e-dil tumam likhoon Tumary bin boht si udasi shaam likhoon Me us sy pocho kaha tak chalo gy sath mere Phr is muqam ko jivan ka ikhtatam likhoøn Khud bna laita hai ye pyar hawaly sary Is k ehsas ko kitna b Benam likhoon Jurm mera…
Im giving u chance 2 miss me.
Ur the one I love. the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed. in search for forgivness and happyness too. I want to say that I love u nd Missing u When im not messaging or calling u, u don’t think im not missing u but im giving u…
‘CHAL yAar PEPSI TO PILA’ :-):-)
Friendship is Wen u hav a huge fight wid ur frend n U say ‘Dats it,I m leaving’! But after a moment U put all ur egos aside n say… ‘CHAL yAar PEPSI TO PILA’ :-):-)
Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?
Aaj Phir Kisi Ne Pucha K Tera Hasta Hua Chehra Udas Q Hai? Barasti Aankhon Mein Piyas Q Hai? Jiski Nazron Mein Tu Kuch B Nahin! Wo Tere Liye Itna Khas Q Hai?
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings,
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetened by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. May be you will never know,May be I will never show..
Itna Faida to hoga na:)
THINK “Why You are so Sweet” Why You are so Intelligent” “Why You are so Innocent” Why You are so Lucky Ab Humse DOSTI ki hai Itna Faida to hoga na:)
I am Joking
Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling. ” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..? ” Boy : “No I am Joking
Its how we value each other.
Friendship is not how long we have being together, Not how much we have given or received, Not how many times we have helped each other, Its how we value each other.
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me, and the ones u miss is how much I miss
so what u want to do ?
My relation with u is like onion , which has many layers in it. if u add it to your life it will add taste in your life and if u want to cut it, it will bring tears in your eyes . so what u want to do ?
My Relationship With U Is Like Sugarcane…
My Relationship With U Is Like Sugarcane… Break It, Crush It, Squeez It, Even Beat & Grind It, But U Will Always Get Only Sweetness… :-)…
rather than expecting them to hold yours.
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, age, caste or creed. But in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours.
lekin ye to SEX book hay…
Bacha: Dada ji aap konsi book parh rahy hain? Dada: beta purany qisson ki book hay Bacha: lekin ye to SEX book hay Dada: merey liye to puranay qissy hi hain na!
Will u be my PARTNER
We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
but not another u
During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Another month,another year,another smile,another tear ,an other winter an summer 2 but not another u.
Hum ye nahi…
Hum ye nahi kehty k koi Tery liye dua na mangy,… Hum to bas itna chahty hain k Koi dua mein Tujhe na mangy….
Khobsurat ho Tum…
Khobsurat ho tum to sb silsily achy lgty hain, Mujhy tmhri mohabat k gily achy lgty hain, Boht do0r tk jana magr lot ana, Mujhy tm se tmhi tk fasly achy lgty hain..
Aik thi billi
Aik thi billi Λ__Λ (=’;’= )___.._¿_¿______¿_)”-._, ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Bus aik hi thi jo ap ko send kr di hai…!
Dil waqf hai….
Dil waqf hai faqat teri yaad ke lye tujh ko bhola hi kahan hoon jo tujhe yaad karon
Meray kamray me….
Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal Wah wah wah meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal wah wah wah me jo b likh doon ghor se parhtay hain pagal :