Jo tum se nahi keh paate hai
Yeh milna aur bicharr jaana Kab apne bas ki baat hai Kismat hi milati hai hum ko Kismat hi juddai deti hai Har baar yeh hi hota hai Koi hume bataye to sahi Jo tum se nahi keh paate hai Dharkan se sunayi deti hai
Par kehate hai dosti
Khuda ne dost ko dost se milaya, Doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya, Par kehate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam, Jisne dosti ko dilse nibhaya.
love letter likhte likhte
Yaade karte karte subah hogaye, love letter likhte likhte, ladki kisi aur ke saath nikalgayi.
Zindgi lehar thi aap sahil hue
Zindgi lehar thi aap sahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apke kabil hue, Na bhulenge hum us hassin pal ko, Jab aap humari choti si zindgi mein shamil hue!
Hum kafan chod denge
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge, agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam, tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge.
You are always in my heart
If god is there or not You are always in my heart Whenever I see your smiles My sadness will fly to many miles Cut & see my heart There is only your art.
Bhaago bhoot aaya
Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather Stars+Moon = A romantic night You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!
Namo-namo patni maharani
Namo-namo patni maharani, tumhri mahima koi na jani. Hamne samjha tum abala ho, par tum toh sabse badi bala ho. Jis din haath mein belan aawe, uss din patni khoob chillave. Sare bed pe patni sove, pati baith farsh par rove. Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi, aur tumshe ghar satyanashi.…
bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte.
bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai to hum se akar izhar karen. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte
Bush aur laloo kya karte hai?
Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.
Masti aankho me hoti hai
Masti aankho me hoti hai, sharab mein nahi Bhakti shradha me hoti hai, mandir mein nahi Dosti sms karne se badti hai, padhne se nahi!
Peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai
Glass mein sarab, sarab me uski tasveer najar aati hai. Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai, peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai.
Its more painful
It break ur heart to c da 1 u luv is happy with sum 1 else, but its more painful 2 know dat da 1 u luv is unhappy with u
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte. Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein, Yun kisika peecha hum nahin kartein.
Bhaago bhoot aaya
Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather Stars+Moon = A romantic night You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!
Help me father…
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me. Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
Tum bin jeena nahi
Tum bin jeena nahi Tum jaha main vahi Tune mera dil churayi Bina tu dil tadpay Har sans mein teri naam likhayi Teri natha mannath mangi Teri baho mein jeena chaahi
Naya model mil jata
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai? Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki, Thode din aur ruk jate to naya model mil jata.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, Kal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil mein rahenge, Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hai humne
Teri berukhi ko bhi ruthba diya hai humne, Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hai humne, Mat soach ke hum bhool gaye hai thujhe, Aaj bhi aankh kholne se pehele tujhe yaad kiya hai humne.
Hum aaj bhi khade hai usi mode per
Aap humko bhoola doge ek choti si bhool per. Chod kar chal doge ek anjane se mod per, Agar jaroorat pade to awaj de lena, Hum aaj bhi khade hai usi mode per.
I know u r special 2 me
Butterfiles don’t know in what color their wings are, But human eyes know how nice it is. Likewise u dont know how sweet u r, But I know u r special 2 me.
Friends forever
When i was born, god said, “Oh no! Another idiot”. When you were born, god said, “Oh no! Competition”. Who knew, one day these two will become friends forever!
Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.
Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain
Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain. Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hoon. Mat Samjo K Aate Nahi Adaab-e-Mulaqat Muje. Khaloos Ka Banda Hoon Aadat Se Majboor Rehta Hoon. Jin Se Barha Mera Rabta, Gham Hi Mila. Ab Rabta Nahi Barhata, Bohat Masroor Rehta Hoon. Log Muje…
Yeh aankh bhar aayi
Wohi raat ki khamoshi wohi tanhai, Yeh hawa kisi ki yaad le aayi, Hum toh beith kar uss chand ko dekh rahe the, Phir na jane kiss ke liye yeh aankh bhar aayi.
More IT shayris
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke…
Jhelna padta hai
Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ki syringe ho tum, Par kya karen jhelna padta hai, Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer.
Kahani hi badal dali
Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyaar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai, Zakham kuch aise bhi apno ne diye hai mujhko, Ab koi haath milata hai to dar lagta hai.
