Youâ?Tre a true friend
Youâ?Tre a true friend, That i want you to know, Our love for each other Has helped us to grow. Weâ?Tve been through some tough times, But weâ?Tve made it through, The only one i ever trusted was you.
Human brian
Human brain is most out standing thing. It functions 24hrs & 365days. It functions right from the time we born, And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.
Pyaar kehtay hain
Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain, Jhuki nigaahi ko ikraar kehtay hain, Sirf paanay ka naam mohabbat nahi doston, Kuch khonay ko bhi pyaar kehtay hain.
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye, Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay more, Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz, Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited, Love is like Habib Oil kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Kuch aur bhi pehena karo
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo, Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
Screw dheele tumhare hain
Asmaan par jitne tare hain Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain Samander ke jitne kinare hain Utne screw dheele tumhare hain
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de mere yaar… Mera sabar bas ab tootne ko hai ! Bas ek bar mujhse milne to aa… Mere jism se rooh bas ab nikalne ko hai ! Bas ek bar apni aakhon se kuch aasoo to baha… Mera janaza bas ab uthne ko…
He gave me U
I asked god 4 flower he gave me bouque. I asked god 4 minute, he gave me day. I asked god 4 true luv, he gave me that too. I asked god 4 an angel and he gave me U.
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhari Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamari, Agar aajaye muskaan honth pe tumahari.
No other man like me
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Thodi si jaga hame di hai
Jine ki nayi ada di hai, Khush rahne ki usne dua di hai, Aye khuda jahan ki sari khushiyan use dena, Jisne apne dil me thodi si jaga hame di hai.
Bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay.
Different position
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele, Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle, Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun, Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu. Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye. Goodnite.
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? Usne chand likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye? Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kab miloge? Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kis se darte ho? Usne…
Billions of words
Millions of sentences, Billions of words, Zillions of characters, All just to convey a simple feeling, A feeling as old as humanity, As faint as your smile, And as beautiful as U.
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari
Nazar tumhari, nazar hamari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Jitne channel TV ke
Jitne channel TV ke, Utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
Hum unse mahobbat karte hai
Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai, Hum unse mahobbat karte hai Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai.
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye, Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay more, Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz, Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited, Love is like Habib Oil kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Computer kabhi hang nahi hoga
Zindigi ka Dukh ‘Delete’ karo Dushmano ko ‘Backspace’ do or Dosti ‘Enter’ karo Dekhna zindagi ka computer Kabhi hang nahi hoga.
Fark sirf itna hoga
Tere ghar se doli uthaigi, Muje bhi 4 uthaenge tuje bhi 4 uthaenge, Par fark sirf itnaa hoga ki tuje tere sage uthaenge, Aur mujhe mere yaar uthaaenge, Mujh per bhi phool bikharenge aur tujh per bhi phool bikharenge, Par fark sirf itna hoga ki tujh par bikharey hue phool…
Honestly…for nothing
First prisoner : What were you convicted for? Second prisoner : Nothing. First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
Every day god remember U
Every day god remember U, Every minute god misses U, Every second god cares for U, B’coz every day I pray to god, To take care for U.
Which has no end.
A star has 5 ends, A square has 4 ends, A triangle has 3 ends, A line has 2 ends, A life has 1 end, But,I hope our friendship will be like a circle, Which has no end.
Cheque of kisses
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Kal ka kya pata
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega, Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega, Jee lo ye pal jab hum saath hai, Kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega.
Train kya cheez hai
Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Dosti pe shak na kar
Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar, Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai, Tu hi hai sachcha dost, Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.
Tera ehsaas bhi hai
Tu dur hai mujh se, Per paas bhi hai, Teri kami main kahin, Tera ehsaas bhi hai.
