Love me without fear
Love me without fear, Trust me without questioning, Need me without demanding, Want me without restrictions, Accept me without change, Desire me without inhibitions, For a love so free, Will never fly away.
U sacrifice a lot to keep them
Keeping a friend is as difficult as losing one. U sacrifice a lot to keep them. I may not have sacrificed enough 4 U, But in my heart I swear I’m keeping U.
Differences between difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: About 25 to 30 minutes.
Teri hath kisi aur ke hath me dekar jaunga
Main tere aane ka intejar karunga Tu jaha jaegi main tere sath rahunga Tu jab mughe yaad karegi main tare paas aaunga Ye dosti main marte dum tak nibhta rahunga Aur na nibha saka to main Teri hath kisi aur ke hath me dekar jaunga
Naya khamba lagaya hai
Ek paltu kutta gate ke samne khada rehta hai. Samne se ek kutta jata hai, use ke bad aur 2-3 kutte jate hai. Thodi der bad aur 4-5 kutte jate hai. Us se raha nahi jata ek kutte se puchta hai “bhai shab sab milke kaha ja rahe ho?” Dusra…
Dost mera langoor hai
Chaand ko garoor hai ki Uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai Ki mera dost langoor hai.
Night ko sona chod diya
Teray simple face ki beauty nai Meray gentle heart ko maar diya Teray love ko paa kar main nai Night ko sona chod diya.
Zindagi ki sham
Ujale apni yadon ko hamare sath rahne do, najane kis gali me zindagi ki sham ho jaye.
My own little universe
Stars are far away The sun’s to hot to touch And moon’s unapproachable So I brought you in my life As a friends B’coz i always wanted to have My own little universe.
U r genius
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece, It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & In right part nothing is left.
There was a cold day
How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door? He will certainly say: “There was a cold day”
Khushiyon ka daaman
Leja leja tu apne sang Khushiyon ka bhandar, Rehna saath jab toh wazah Kya hui bahar ki! Khushiyon ka daaman toh sabhi pakte hain, Reh jaati hain yaadein, Dil ki tadap hi intezaar hai bas, Kehtein hai isse dillagi!
Jawaani chupa loo
Subha ki thandak main Dil kare tujhe chupa loo Zaleem ek baar haan bolke to dekh Tere liye aapni jawaani chupa loo.
Three kinds of network in your life
Bechelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan. After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me. After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.
Gobi ke phool
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmine Lily All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you. Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!
Bhula ke bhi bhool na sake
Bhula ke bhi hum tujhe bhool na sake, Pyaar kar ke bhi ek achcha naam pa nasake, Kyu di meri dosti ko aisa naam, Ke jinda reh ke bhi mar nasake.
Measured by thoughts U r close to me
Measured by miles U r far away… Measured by thoughts U r close to me… Measured by closed eye U r with me… But measured by heart U r always in me…
Funny questions and answers
Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? A: On their Wedding ! Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life! Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be…
Take care of it
Friendship is a very delicate thread of love Between two friends which takes a long time To be made but a few seconds to break. So plz take care of it…
IT shayris
Kal jab mile the. To dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehete hain Your file not found! Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, Woh repeat kar doonga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi, Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Bin badal barsaat
Bin badal barsaat nahin hoti, Suraj doobe bina raat nahin hoti, Aab kuch aise haalat hain hamare ki, Aapko dekhe bagair din ki shuruwat nahin hoti.
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir. Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho.
Three monkeys ran from the zoo
3 Monkeys ran from zoo. 1st found watching TV. 2nd found playing football And 3rd… – – – – – – No yaar, it’s not u… Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.
Kafan na dalo
Kafan na dalo mere chere par mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki, aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhe yaaro aaj ummid hai uske aane ki.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Mountain rain or summer heat, Your friendship is the reason why i breathe, Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that U or Ur heart that beats!
What the hell happened to you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born smart and handsome, But what the hell happened to you?
Life paradox
Life paradox: What u want u don’t get (luv) What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage) What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend) What is permanent, is boring (wife)
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai kisi ki yaad me doob jane ko Dil chata hai to kisi ki mohbat pane ko Dil chata hai us bachpan me jaha daadi ka pyar maa ka dular Bachpan ke khel ladkpan ka pehla pyar aaj sap pane ko
Jo tera naam na le
Apne dil ki sun, afwahon se kaam na le Mujhe yaad rakh, beshak naam na le Tera veham hai ki main bhuli hoon tujhe Meri aisi koi saans nahi, jo tera naam na le
Asli ravan kaun?
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe! Toh asli ravan kaun?
