Girl’s status on Face Book
Girl’s status on Face Book:- “Iam so sad:(” (19 likes,172 comments) Boy’s status: “im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(” (2 likes, n 1 comment: Dekh le yr. “Ho sake to na kar!
Two guls are talking to each other
Two guls are talking to each other: HEY I GOT MARRIED! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE’S UGLY! OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY OH DATS BAD! NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!…
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen. . Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga: “Kyun larrh rahi ho? Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.” . . Phir . . Phir…
Who do you like
Girl: We Are Best Friends, Right? Boy: Yes, Of Course. Girl: So Be Honest With Me, Who Do You Like? Boy: No One. I Love Someone. Girl: Oh, She Must Be Very Lucky.. Boy: Definitely. I’ve Loved Her, Ever Since I Met Her. Girl: Really? Well, Since We’re Best Friends,…
YOU call it Taqdeer
When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer When you mix a Sweet person like Me in your Life, YOU call it Taqdeer:-)
Aaj K Frnds “I Tell U
Aaj K Frnds “I Tell U”, Kitne Busy What To Do. Koi Mujhe Bole “I Miss U”, Koi Mujhe Bole No Time 4u. Kash Koi Mujhse Kahe, Oh My Dost “I Am Just 4u”.:-)
kaisy kahy……
Suno…! Kese kahen tum ko, Tumhare bin adhure hain. Na koi pyas hai baqi Na koi dard uthta hai. Haan…! Magr EHSAS baqi hai k, Tmhare bin adhure hai
Dunya khatm ho jaye gi…..
Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty hy
Award winning answr
Quiz me final sawaal poocha gya? “tum kisi bhot beautiful larki k andar kia dekhna pasand krte ho???” . . Award winning answr: “Apna BACHHA”!
Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ?
Son to Papa: Why is Mother Sitting so Silent ? Papa: Nothing Son, She asked For Lipstick, but i Gave Her, ELFi… Hahahahaha maar taa’li:-D
Main “KAANCH” ki tarha Hoon Mujhey Gira na Dena..!!
Bhaley Wafa Ka Sila na Dena, Magr Mujhe Yun Bhula na Dena, Zara Sambhal k Rakhna Meri “CHAHAT” Ko, Main “KAANCH” ki tarha Hoon Mujhey Gira na Dena..!!!
ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki?
Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi hai Baap: Woh kese? Beta Q k aap aisa ker nahi sakte…
Jindgai khubsurat hai
Jindgai khubsurat hai sabhi ke liye ho ye jaroori toh nahi, Ek ke dil mein pyaar, aur doosre ke dil mein hai hi nahi, kisi ko man mein basana har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi, pyaar kisi se iss kadar bhi hota hai, kabhi socha hi nahi, Iss kdar…
Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake
Apna pyaar ko chupa na sake Dewaana dil pe kaboo pa na sake Aaj itne karib se guzar gaye wo Phir bhi unke hath hum tham na sake!
Wife & Mobile
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.
Har baat yaad aayegi
Yaad karoge toh har baat yaad aayegi, Suhane waqt ki mauj ruk jayegi, Dhoodoge agar hamse behtar dost koi, Nigah door tak jayegi aur laut aayegi.
Teri bewaffai ki chot se
Nikal ke unke dil se hum mehfil mein aa baithe hai, Hamari mushkil yeh hai ke badi mushkil mein aa baithe hai, Ladkhadane lage hai hum teri bewaffai ki chot se, Log kehte hai pee ke sare mehfil mein aa baithe hai.
Grilfriend is like fena washing powder
Friendship is like a priya gold (Hak se mango) Love is like a pepsi (Yeh dil mange more) And girlfriend is like Fena washing powder (Pehle istemal karo phir biswas karo)
Rang kaala kanre ka mantar
Hugli Hugli Dugli DUgli Bugli Bugli Ugly Ugly Stopppppppppp!! – – – – Don’t laugh! yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya….. Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA…
Switched off
Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!
Unki tarif karne ke liye
Hamesha chorata rahaa lafaz, Unki tarif karne ke liye, Lekin jab khud likhne laga Toh mujhe mile na lafaz Unki tarif karne ke liye.
Naseeb apna banale mujh ko
Apne hathoun ki lakeero mein basa le mujh ko Mein hoon tera to naseeb apna banale mujh ko Mujh se tu poochne aayi hai wafa ke mani Yeh teri sada dilli maar na dale mujh ko
Naya detergent…
Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent se ek baar khud naha le…
Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi
Pa lbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi.
Tanha dekh saraab ko
Yun toh peete hai hum bahot aehteyaam se, Par pee li hai aaj humne bahot tere naam se, Ise aadat mat samajhna yeh majboori hai meri, Milte hai roz jindagi humein har ek jaam se, Gum se nazar mili toh ghabra ke pee gaye, Khusi thodi si mili toh mila…
Sleepless…
Do u know why people say that u don’t feel sleepy when u r in LOVE? Coz for the first time u find Reality more beautiful than ur Dreams
Suraj raat ko kaha jata hai
Santa: Yaar yeh suraj raat ko kaha jata hai? Banta: Yeh kahi nahi jata, Yahi rehta hai andhere ki wajah se dikhata nahi hai.
Sorry for the inconvenience
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.
Dena khuch chaho to bus muskura dena
Dunya badal jaye gi tum na badalna Mushkilo main ho jab bhi yaad humain kar lena Mange bhi aap se to kiya mangein Dena khuch chaho to bus muskura dena
Mehsoos karo
Suno! Mehsoos karo, Badal ki Garaj, Bijli ki chamak, Barish ki ek ek bond, Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar Keh rahi hai, **Ab toh naha lo**