chalo koi achi si saza do mjhe
Chalo Koi Achhi Si Saza Do Mujhe, Aisa Kuch Karo Ki Bhula Do Mujhe, Tumse Bichhad Kar Mujhe Maut Aa Jaye, Dil Ki Gehraiyon Se Ye Duaa Do Mujhe.
Tanha kar jati hain
Woh yaad nehi jo tanhai mein aati hain, Woh yaad nehi jo ruswai mein aati hai, Yaad to woh hai, jo lakhon ki bhir mein bhi, Tanha kar jati hain… Missing U
Agar aap itne cute na hote
Khamosh raat ke pehlu mein sitare nahi hote, In ruki aankho mein rangeen nazare nahi hote, Hum bhi na karte parwah aap ki, Agar aap itne cute na hote.
anta fall out the window
Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain.
Warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega
Khud ki mohabbat tabah kaun karega, Sabhi nek banenge to gunah kaun karega, Ae khuda sanam bewafa ko bachaye rakhna, Warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega.
Zindagi ki Haseen Rahon Per
Zindagi ki Haseen Rahon Per Apnaa Daman Sada Bachaya Hai Her Qadam Phoonk Phoonk Ker Rakha Her Qadam Per Faraib Khayaa Hai
How to impress a woman
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!
main door nikal aya hoon pather k nagar se
b khof nahi mjhe ksi raah-guzar se mai door nikal aye hoon pathar k nagar se wo mjh se mile ga ksi bhi morr per zaroor ye baat mjhe maloom hai aghaz- e- safar se jesa bhi hoon acha ya bura apne liye hoon mai khud ko nahi dekhta auron…
Hath kese Thamon
7 chlne k lye tmhara hath kesy thamon Dost Tmhe to doosron k tattay uthany se furst nh milti (“.) \ \ (.”) ) ):_//( ? G sir |,|_ /\,
bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai?
Duniya ki wo konsi Company Jo duaon pe nahi balke bad-duaon pe chal rahi hai? . . . Ji haan aapne bilkul sahi guess kiya . . Ye aizaaz sirf K.E.S.C ko hasil hai
Three things of every kind
Three things of life that once gone, never come back: Time, Words & Opportunity Three things of life that must not be lost: Peace, Hope & Honesty. Three things of life that are most valuable: Love, Self-confidence & Friends Three things of life that are never sure: Dreams, Success &…
Is anjnabi duniya mein
Is anjnabi duniya mein,akela ek khawaab hu, Sawaalo se khafa,chhota sa jawaab hu, Jo na samajh sake,unke liye “koun”, Jo samajh chuke,unke liye kitaab hu, Duniya ki nazar mein,jaane kyu chubha sa, Sabse nashila aur badnaam sharaab hu, Sar uthakar dekho,wo dekh raha hai tumko, Jisko na dekha usne,wo chamakta…
Kya tum bhi…
Kya tum bhi meri terha chalti hawaon ko Choney ki koshish kartey ho In fizaon mein jesey main Tumhari mehak mehsos karti hoon Weseyhi mujhko kya tum bhi Apney gird youn patey ho Kya tum bhi shabb ki tanhai mein Meri tarah jagte rehtey ho Aur jesey main tumhari yaad…
I fall in Love
They say u only fall in love once, it can’t be true. Everytime i look at u, I fall in love all over again.
Why I SMS U
Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai, Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
Sender:Name *Missing*
Sender:Name *Missing* *Number *Missing* *Sent:Date *missing* *Missing U a lot thats y everything is *missing….*
A night to remember like ….
a night to remember like a prayer with no answer a night so romantic a night that makes me sick a night with no answers a night with no ends a night with my soul mate the night with my love Good Night
Always with you I’M always with u
Always with you I’m always with you in all aspect and path of life Whether ribbon of sadness does not cut with knife I’m always with you
Will u smile for me
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Oops which one to follow!
Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru. – – – – – – – – – – Humans should learn to love even their worst enemies…!!! – Mahatma Gandhi Which one is best to follow?
Lips do not join when we say love
Lips do not join when we say love, That is “sign of distance”… But when we say friendship, lips joins. That is “sign of togetherness”.
Don’t send any messages
Don’t send any messages, I don’t want 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u ‘coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
Receive my simple gift of good morning…
Receive my simple gift of good morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
LIFE is described in 1 of 4 ways:
“LIFE is described in 1 of 4 ways: As a battle, As a journey, As a , & as a race.. If life is a battle, it must be finished. If life is a journey, it must be completed. If life is a pilgrimage, it must be concluded. &…
humne her pal uska dida manga……
Humne her pal uska didar manga… jaise amawas ne her pal chand manga……. ruth gaya wo khuda bhi humse… jab humne apni her dua main uska sath manga…
Oy Sim Tay Dey Ja Meri…
Us ne pal bhar k liy b meri masomiat na dekhi Faraz Bus motar cycal roki ty mobile kho k oo gya (“,)/
Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…
Tumhe miss kiya humne
Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne, Tumhare liye “God” se wish kiya humne, Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh, Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.
Dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye
Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost se hamara pyar ban gaye, Saath gujare hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban gaye, Kar na sake unse izhaar hum is baat ka, Aur dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye.