Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people)
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI(ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai
Har yaad me uski yaad rehti hai Meri aankho ko uski talash rehti hai kuch tum bhi dua karo dosto suna hai Dosto ki fariyad me khuda ki fariyad hoti hai
A song 4 u…
A song 4 u .. ..! Agar tum mil jao . . . tumhari taangein tor deinge hum… Tumhain paa kar.. Tumhare peeche kuttay chohr denge hum..!. Bas tum mil jao.
ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main
Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha yeh kiya kerhy ho??? Sardar : Hum lassi bana rahay hain… Pathan: hahaha..O pagal ka bacha log islye tum per latifa banaty hain.. Itni lassi tumhara baap piye ga…
Koi purani yaad
Koi purani yaad mera rasta rok kar mujhse kehti hai, Itni jalti dhoop mein yun kab tak ghoomo ge, Aao chal ke beete dino ki chhaon mein bethe, Uss lamhe ki baat karein ke jiss mein koi phool khila tha, Uss lamhe ki baat karein jiss mein kisi ki aawaz…
Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi
Mitti meri kabar say chura raha hai koi, Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi, Eh khuda ek pal ki zindagi aur de de mujay, Udaas mery kabar say jaa raha hai koi.
Message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya
Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya… To koi paise se kangal ho gaya… To koi pyaar me pagal ho gaya… Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…
Jab se tumhein jana hai
Jab se tumhein jana hai, Jab se tumhein paaya hai, Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Taaki poochhu rab se ki, Yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam
Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, Ek jaam mohabat ke naam, Ek jaam wafa ke naam, Puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura bill doston ke naam.
Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai
Hum Jaise Barbaad Dilo Ka Jeena Kya Aur Marna Kya Aaj Teri Mehfil Se Uthe Hai Kal Duniya Se Uth Jaayenge
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway
Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
You mean the world to me
If I died or traveled far, i would write your name on every star, So every one could look up and see you mean the world to me.
Golden phrases of relationship
Two golden phrases of relationship:- “Don’t believe the doubted one & Don’t doubt the believed one” That retains any relationship forever…
Antim saas lena chaunga
Chidiya banke rehaan ke tarf udta chala jaunga, Jalne k eashas hey magar loat kar wapas na aaunga, Pyaar dukh ka sagar hai…Maloom hai.. Fir bhi dubta chala jaunga, Bin tera bina kya jeena…. Ish se aacha tera gooad par Mera antim saas lena chaunga.
Kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se
Guzar gaye woh chaman se bahar ki tarah, Aankhon mein bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, Kaise bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se, Unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki tarah.
Santa and banta jungle mein
Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.
Flower says:Touch me not
Flower says:Touch me not Message says:Erase me not Time says:Waste me not And i say………… Forget me NoT
A Clear mind is a call
A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear body is a call. A clear goal is a call.
Golden words from shakespeare
Golden words from shakespeare: “Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation… & don’t go to ur friend in happiness without invitation.
Hasino ko banaana chhod de
Nazre na hoti to nazaara na hota, duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota, hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de, jaake khuda se kaho ke hasino ko banaana chhod de
Prepaid girlfriend
Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call
Thinking of U this lovely morning
Thinking of U this lovely morning As the sun starts shining is the perfect beginning. So my dear charming, here’s my good morning. Keep smiling morning till evening.
Why I miss u
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
sajde dil mein tarane bahutt hain
Sajde Dil Mein Tarane Bahutt Hain Zindagi Jine Ke Bahane Bahutt Hain Aap Sadaa Muskurate Rahiyaa Aap Ke Muskhurahat Ke Diwaane Bahut Hain
mari yaadon se bach nikley
Meri Yaadon Se Bach Nikley To Waada Hai Mera Tujhse. . . . Main Khud Duniya Se Keh Dunga Kami Meri Wafa Main Thi. . .!!
Har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati
Dil jab tutta hai to awaz nahe ati Har kisi ko mohobat ras nahe ati Ye to apne apne naseeb ki bat ha koi bhoolta he nahe Or kisi ko yad he nahe ati.
NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote “NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN!”
Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum
Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum, Tum bhul jao bhi to, Yaad dilayenge hum, Aisi shararat karenge hum ki, Na chahate hue bhi, Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.
Aisa kalyug aayega
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sirf ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!