Swimming ke liye chanda
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai.. Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho
Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.
Bhoolkar bhi hume bhool na jana
Bhool se agar koi bhool hui, To bhool samajke use bhool jana, Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, Bhoolkar bhi hume na bhool jana
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di, Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di, Chahte to nehin thaey aapse juda hona para Kya karein agar hamein apno ne hi peeth dikha di…..
U r at the safest place
If U r in dark room, If U find blood everywhere And walls r shaking-don’t worry, U r at the safest place, U r in my heart.
Maafi maang lo
Aagar koi Galti Gustakhi Wagaira Wagaira Wagaira Ho gayi ho toh Koi baat nahi Maafi maang lo Main bahot rahem dil wala hun.
Searching hidden cameras
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What are you so frantically searching? Santa: “Hidden cameras” Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here? Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on…
Dekha nahi palat ke
Tu ne dekha nahi palat ke humain, Warna hum meherban ho jate, Tere dil ki zameen hi na mili Warna hum asman ho jate.
Kaam poora kiya karo
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon. Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai
Upar aasman hai Niche sagar hai, Aur ek bander isse Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai.
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai, Humne tumko dil ye diya hai, Hum tumko ab khona nehin chahte, Dur tumse hona nehin chahte, Ab tum hi batao ke kya karen, Tumse ye aakar kaise kahen, Ke tum na mili to reh nehin paayenge. Bin tere hum mar jayenge..
They make u laugh
Memories plays very confusing role in life, They make U laugh, When U remember the time cry together, And make U cry, When U remember the time laugh together.
Vitamns for grandson
Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!
Dwells within the heart
There is a miracle called friendship, That dwells within the heart, And you donâ?Tt know how it happens, Or when it even starts.
Dil Se Hamain Bhulao Ge Kaisay
Hum Se Dooor Jao ge Kaisay ? Dil Se Hamain Bhulao Ge Kaisay ? Hum Woh Khushbu Hain Jo Sanson Mein Bastey Hain, Apni Sanson Ko Rok Pao Ge Kaisey?
Gadhey ki zaroorat
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
Apni takdir likh pate hum
Kash haath ki lakire khinch pate hum, Apni takdir likh pate hum, Mumkin agar aisa hota toh, Apni zindgi ki har khusi dost aapke naam kar jate hum.
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai
Dil ko todkar haste ho
Dil ko todkar haste ho ! Dil ko tadapakar haste ko ! Zindagi kum pad gayi mohobbat ke liye ! Is mohabbat ka anjaam dekh kar haste to ! Hum to ek pal na jee sake bin aapke ! Aap hume ruswa karke haste ho ! Har kadam par aapka…
In your life
Remember me like pressed flower in Ur notebook, It may not be having any fragrance, But will remind U of my existence forever, In your life.
Youâ?Tre a true friend
Youâ?Tre a true friend, That i want you to know, Our love for each other Has helped us to grow. Weâ?Tve been through some tough times, But weâ?Tve made it through, The only one i ever trusted was you.
Human brian
Human brain is most out standing thing. It functions 24hrs & 365days. It functions right from the time we born, And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.
Pyaar kehtay hain
Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain, Jhuki nigaahi ko ikraar kehtay hain, Sirf paanay ka naam mohabbat nahi doston, Kuch khonay ko bhi pyaar kehtay hain.
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye, Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay more, Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz, Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited, Love is like Habib Oil kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Kuch aur bhi pehena karo
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo, Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
Screw dheele tumhare hain
Asmaan par jitne tare hain Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain Samander ke jitne kinare hain Utne screw dheele tumhare hain
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de mere yaar… Mera sabar bas ab tootne ko hai ! Bas ek bar mujhse milne to aa… Mere jism se rooh bas ab nikalne ko hai ! Bas ek bar apni aakhon se kuch aasoo to baha… Mera janaza bas ab uthne ko…
He gave me U
I asked god 4 flower he gave me bouque. I asked god 4 minute, he gave me day. I asked god 4 true luv, he gave me that too. I asked god 4 an angel and he gave me U.
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhari Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamari, Agar aajaye muskaan honth pe tumahari.
