If u want success in life
If u want success in life then: Be as sweet as honey, Be as regular as clock , Be as fresh as rose, Be as soft as tissue, Be as strong as rock, Be as sure as death and Be as smart as me…!
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye
Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye. Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki. Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole: “Beta, baju mein hanumanji ke mandir hai,waha jake pukar.” Kyoki meri bibi kho gaye thi, to unhi ne dhunde the.
Saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai
Nishana chook gaya
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
Sawan ka mahina aa jaye
Sagar surahi se takra jaye to, Badloo ko pasina aa jaye, Aay dost tum agar sms bhej do to, Sawan ka mahina aa jaye.
Pyaar ko pyaar karo
Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo, Jab tak pyaar aapse pyaar na kare. Agar pyaar apse pyaar kare to, Pyaar ko itna pyaar karo, Ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.
Aansu ko bahut samjhaya
Aansu ko bahut samjhaya tanhai mein aayaa karo, Mehfil mein hamara majak na udaya karo, Isspar aansu tadapkar bola, Itne logo mein aapko tanha pate hain, Issliye chale aate hain.
Tum ruthna aur hum roz manayenge
Tujhse rista kuch aise nibhayenge Tum ruthna aur hum roz manayenge Magar maan jana manaane par Warna hum ye bhigi palke le kar kahaa jayege
Aaunga sms ki tarah
Kisi bhi waqt aaunga sms ki tarah Tumhe pyaar se bulaunga ringtone ki tarah Dosti kavi kam na hogi balance ki tarah Bas tum busy na rahena network ki tarah!
Ghar pe raha karo
Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi. Pappu: Kabhi Ghar pe bhi raha karo.
Woh humse door hai
Mana ki woh humse door hai, Na mil sakne ko majboor hai, Hum mil kar bhi na mil sakein, Shayad khuda ko yeh manjoor hai.
Aap zara side par hona
Mein ne chand ko dekha to aap nazar aye Mein ne taroon ko dekha to aap nazar aye Mein ne phoolon ko dekha to aap nazar aye Plz aap zara side par hona takay hamein kuch aur nazar aye.
Kisi ki na ho saki
Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai.
Bas yaar…
Tu chand mage, main chand de du. Tu raat mage, main raat de du. Tu dil mage, main dil de du. Tu dil mage. Bas yaar… Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!
Dekho fir raat aa gayi
Dekho fir raat aa gayi, Tanhaiyo mein waqt bitane ki baat aa gai, Hum to yu hi baithe the Sitaro ki panah mein, Chand ko dekha toh aapki yaad aa gai.
Jine ke liye tera aarmaan hi kafi hai
Mere jine ke liye tera aarmaan hi kafi hai. Dil ke kalam se likhi yeh dastaan hi kafi hai. Tir-e-talwaar ki tujhe kya zaroorat e-nazneen, Qatl karne ke liye teri muskaan hi kafi hai.
How did u find me???
Sweet candies are very nice to eat, Sweet words are easy to say, But Sweet people are hard to find. My goodness… How did u find me …??
Paseene nikal jaayen
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen! Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li
Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, Rahe dono ekdam khamosh par phir bhi baat karli. Kuch samay baad mohabbat ki fiza ko tab jana jab khud ko akela paya, Aur tab mere en aankhon ne ro ro ke barsaat kar li.
Pay ur Electricity bill
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness And after you pray if you are still in darkness, Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.
Zindagi ke raho mein bahut se dost milenge, Ham kya ham se bhi achhe hazar milenge, En aacho ki bhid mein hame na bhula dena, Ham kaha tumhe bar bar milenge.
Humne Chaand se poocha
Humne Chaand se poocha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jise dekh kar mein chamakta hoon.
Apne honay Ka Pata de daina.
Apne honay Ka Pata de daina. Kabhi guzro to sada de daina. Yaad aa jaon ibadat main agar. Hath utha k dua de daina.
Keep on sending SMS
The beauty of life is not how happy you are, But how happy others are because of you. You really make me happy when you sms!!! So plz keep on sending SMS.
Photo exhibition
Hi wats up ? Can u do me a favour plzzzzz? Can i get u r pic 2morrow ? I need it bcoz i am working on a photo exhibition on the topic . . . . . . . . . . . “bhagwan ki galtiyan”
Long live women
Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye
Sari duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye Hamse wahi ab anjaan bane bathe hai Yeh dil ab aur intzaar mat kar Lagta hai woh kisi aur ke mehman banye bathe hai
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai
Hum raat ki tanhai mein, Aapki aawaz sunte hai, Chand se aapka jikar karte hai, Mat aao hamare khawabo mein, Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai.
Dost hai hum saya nahi
Yaad na karoge to satayenge Ruthoge to manayenge Ruoge to hasayenge Dost hai hum saya nahi jo, Tumhara saat chod jayenge.
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti
Kash khusiyo ki dukan hoti, Hame bhi us ki pahechan hoti, Bhardete aap ka daman khusiyo se, Kimat us ki chayeh hamare jaan hoti.