Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di
Manga tha maut toh zindagi de di, Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di, Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai aap ke paas, Jawan main usne tumhari dosti de di.
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai, Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo. Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
hamshakal jurwan bachay…
2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha, Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch nahi papa, aaj mama…
Woh phir na aaye
Kabhi aanso chupa chupa ke rooey, Kabhi dastan-e-gum suna ke rooey, Raat kat ti hai intezar-e-yaar mein, Hum raat bhar taroon ko jaga jaga ke rooey, Woh na aaye raat ka wada kar ke, Hum tamaam raat shama jala jala ke rooey, Aaj raat unke aaney ki umeed thi humein,…
Har sadak aap ke naam
Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam, Mohabbat ki har adda aap ke naam, Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam, Aur aaj labon par aaane wali har dua aapke naam. Love U alot
Purush ke janhit mein jaari
Nari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana yaari, Jab laat maregi nari to yaad aayegi hamari, Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se janhit mein jaari.
Road par bheek mang rahe hote
True thought:- Zara socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota? Guess, Aaj tum meri wajha se road par bheek mang rahe hote.
Khwaab tha usse khush rakhne ka
Khwaab tha usse khush rakhne ka, Jab aankh khuli to khwaab tuta, Shyad mera chehra uska khwaab nahi hai, Par khush hun kyunki wo khush hai.
Pyaara sa ek ehsaas hai aap
Pyaara sa ek ehsaas hai aap, Harpal hamare paas hai aap, Jine ki ek aas hai aap, Mana ke ek vishwaas hai aap, Shayad iss liye kuch khaas hai aap.
Keep in touch with me
Keep in touch with me otherwise. 1 2 3 4 ………… 14 15 16 17 18 19 ……….. 30 31 32 All your teeth will be broken!
You are a flower
I am a dog and u r a flower, I am a dog and u r a flower, So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Height of Jhatka…
A Boy after having gr8 time with GF He saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked Is He your Ex-BF? GF Kissd Him & said No it’s Me befiew surgery
Ek kahani hu main
Agar rakh sako toh ek nishani hu main, Aur kho do toh sirf ek kahani hu main, Rok paye na jisko ye saari duniya, Woh ek boondh aankh ka paani hu main.
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe.
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.
Pagal apne dil mein dekho…
Mujhe dhundo .. .. .. .. .. Kiya hua thak gaye kiya .. .. .. .. .. Nahi To phir dhondo .. .. .. .. .. Ab rehne do Pagal apne dil mein dekho… [:)]
Jab pyaar karna seekh liya
Jab pyaar karna seekh liya, Toh pyaar nibhana bhi seekh liya, Jab aaye aapki yaad toh, Palkon ko jhukana bhi seekh liya, Iss dar se ki koi dekh na le yeh aansoo, Har gham mein muskurana bhi seekh liya.
Aankhein khuli ho toh chehra aapka ho
Aankhein khuli ho toh chehra aapka ho, Aankhein bandh ho toh sapna aapka ho, Hume maut ka na dar na khauff hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta aapka ho.
Height of “FRIENDSHIP”
Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t live without my friend.
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Darte hai koi jan na le..
Bheeg jati hain palke tanhai me, Darte hain koi jan na le, Tabhi to ham chalte hain barish me, Taki rote hue hame koi pahechan na le
Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%
Teri judai bhi ajeeb si lagti hai
Teri judai bhi ajeeb si lagti hai, Tujh se baat kiye hue ek muddat si lagti hai, Jab kabhi zindagi ke baare main sochti hu, Aapki dosti zindagi ki zaroorat si lagti hai.
Ziada khush mat ho
Jaise sky mein panchi flying, Jaise garden meina bhavrein gaaying, Jaise sea me pani lying, Waise yaar hum tumpe dying. But ziada khush mat ho, I am lying.
Dil tuta barson baad
Yaadon ka ek jhoka aaya, Hamse milne barson baad Pehle itna nahi roye, Jitna aaj roye barson baad Lamha-lamha ghar ujda hai, Mushkil se ehsaas hua Pathar aye the barso pehle, Dil tuta barson baad
Barkarar rahenge tere hushn ke jalwe
Gore se dekh lo hamari surat ko aaj, Kahin jal na rahee ho shama aakhri baar. Barkarar rahenge tere hushn ke jalwe, Hum rahen na rahen, karne ko tera intzaar.
True love of a friend
Friendship is the light of life, So when I ask god for a gift, Always I’m glad when he sends no gold or bronze, But the true love of a friend.
Biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Dil se nikalti hai
Dil se nikalti hai yeh dua hamari, Puri ho jaye har khwaish tumhari, Jindagi mein tumhe kami na rahe koi, Chahe khuda kam kar de 2-4 kushi hamari.
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi Hum itni yaadein bhar denge Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.
