Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhari Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamari, Agar aajaye muskaan honth pe tumahari.
No other man like me
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Thodi si jaga hame di hai
Jine ki nayi ada di hai, Khush rahne ki usne dua di hai, Aye khuda jahan ki sari khushiyan use dena, Jisne apne dil me thodi si jaga hame di hai.
Bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay.
Different position
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele, Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle, Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun, Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu. Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye. Goodnite.
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? Usne chand likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye? Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kab miloge? Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kis se darte ho? Usne…
Billions of words
Millions of sentences, Billions of words, Zillions of characters, All just to convey a simple feeling, A feeling as old as humanity, As faint as your smile, And as beautiful as U.
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari
Nazar tumhari, nazar hamari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Jitne channel TV ke
Jitne channel TV ke, Utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
Hum unse mahobbat karte hai
Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai, Hum unse mahobbat karte hai Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai.
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye, Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay more, Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz, Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited, Love is like Habib Oil kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Computer kabhi hang nahi hoga
Zindigi ka Dukh ‘Delete’ karo Dushmano ko ‘Backspace’ do or Dosti ‘Enter’ karo Dekhna zindagi ka computer Kabhi hang nahi hoga.
Fark sirf itna hoga
Tere ghar se doli uthaigi, Muje bhi 4 uthaenge tuje bhi 4 uthaenge, Par fark sirf itnaa hoga ki tuje tere sage uthaenge, Aur mujhe mere yaar uthaaenge, Mujh per bhi phool bikharenge aur tujh per bhi phool bikharenge, Par fark sirf itna hoga ki tujh par bikharey hue phool…
Honestly…for nothing
First prisoner : What were you convicted for? Second prisoner : Nothing. First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
Every day god remember U
Every day god remember U, Every minute god misses U, Every second god cares for U, B’coz every day I pray to god, To take care for U.
Which has no end.
A star has 5 ends, A square has 4 ends, A triangle has 3 ends, A line has 2 ends, A life has 1 end, But,I hope our friendship will be like a circle, Which has no end.
Cheque of kisses
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Kal ka kya pata
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega, Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega, Jee lo ye pal jab hum saath hai, Kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega.
Train kya cheez hai
Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Dosti pe shak na kar
Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar, Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai, Tu hi hai sachcha dost, Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.
Tera ehsaas bhi hai
Tu dur hai mujh se, Per paas bhi hai, Teri kami main kahin, Tera ehsaas bhi hai.
Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge
Gar jo dil ki suno toh haar jaoge, Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge, Jaan dene ki baat toh har koi karta hai, Zindgi banane wala kaha se laoge, Jo ek nazar dekhoge humein, Har taraf humko hi paoge, Yakeen apni chaaht ka itna hai mujhe, Meri aankhon mein…
If I get a chance
If I get a chance to go to Moon, My great wish is I will draw your face on the Moon So that through out the night ,wherever I go I can see your face.
Mera yaar kabhi pyaas se tarse
Khuda ki rahemat sare sansar par barse, Mere hisse ki rahmat mere yaar par barse, Ae khuda mujhe kar dena pani, Agar mera yaar kabhi pyaas se tarse.
Heart attack
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have? Little Johny: A Heart attack
Tadapna dil ko padta hai
Kagaz bhi mere paas hai Kalam bhi mere paas hai Likhai bhi to kya likhe Dil jo tumhare paas hai Garmi is suraj se hoti hai Tadapna zamin ko padta hai Mohabbat aankho se hoti hai Tadapna dil ko padta hai.
Agar aap andhe nahi hote
Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya. Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye sab sambhav nahi hota.
Aapke hothon par muskaan rahe
Har lamha aapke hothon par muskaan rahe Khuda kare har gham se aap anjaan rahein Mehek uthe jis se zindagi aapki Wo shaks humesha aapke paas rahe.
Allah ke naam pe de de re baba
Yaad hai pehele hum kahan milte the. Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazron se nazren mili aur aapne kaha Allah ke naam pe de de re baba!