Kutton se savdhan
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: “atithi devo bhava” Phir likha: shubh labh Phir likhne lage: U r welcome Aur ab likhte hain: kutton se savdhan
Suraj ko modh dunga
Chaand ko todh dunga Suraj ko modh dunga Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga Tu agar ek baar haas de toh, Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga.
Nigahein mila ke kiya dil ko jakhmi
Nigahein mila ke kiya dil ko jakhmi, Adaaon se tum kya sitam dha rahi ho, Waffaon ka kya khub badla diya hai, Tadapta mujhe chor ke jaa rahi ho.
Gul-e-gulshan hai tu
Jashn-e-bahara hai tu, Gul-e-gulshan hai tu, Sharbat-e-jaam hai tu, Dil-e-aashiqi hai tu, Aarju-e-hayat hai tu, Kisi ki najar ka intezar hai tu, Kisi ke labo ka tarana hai tu, Jiss se thi aaj tak bekhabar tu, Ha meri woh pehli mohabbat hai tu.
Only you were selected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Perfect wife
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Likhne laga jab…
Likhne laga jab unke liye kuch, Toh bus likhta hi gaya, Jab bhejhne ki bari aayi, Toh kuch bhi unke kabil na rhaa.
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye, Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne, Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.
Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai
Mahobbat karle, karle Jawani bar bar nahi aati, Pyaar ek hi bar hota hai, Kyuki badi bimaari bar bar nahi aati.
Na koi pal subha hai
Na koi pal subha hai, Na koi pal sham hai, Har pal her lamha aapki dosti ke naam hai, Isse sirf ek sms maat samajna, Ye hamari pyari dosti ka salam hai.
Jinhe na chaha woh ho gaye khafa
Har baar itefaak nahi ho gaye, Bewajaah nahi unpe hum fida ho gaye, Jinhe na chaha woh ho gaye khafa, Aur jinhe chaha woh bewaffa ho gaye.
Harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai
Taaj kuch logo ke liye khaas hai, Kuch ke liye mohabbat ka ehsaas hai. Hamare liye yeh bakwaas hai, Kyun ke harpal badalti hamari mumtaaz hai.
A precious friend is u
A friend give hope when life is low, A friend is a place when u have no where go, A friend is honest, a friend is true, A friend is precious, and that friend is you.
Airlines slogan
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Zindagi bewafa ban jati hai
Kabhi aapki yaade dard ban jati hai, Kabhi apki yaade dawa ban jati hai, Agar in yaado mein aapki yaade na ho toh, Zindagi bewafa ban jati hai!
Woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi
Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai Ap jab bhi koi kaam kerte hain Dil lagaker karte hain – – – – – Kiyonki – – – – – Kiyon ki – – – – – Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte, Kuch isse dost hain hamare, Jinko pareshan na karo, Toh wo hamain yaad kia nahi karte.
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par kabhi unke dur kabhi durbadar ghamay aashiqi tera shukriya mai kanha kahan sei guzar gaya
Kiss is a key of love
Kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage, Marriage is a box of children, Children are the problem of India. See how much problem a kiss can create Stop kissing now.
Susu kar ke soja…
Do you want Nokia N90 at Rs. 199/- only with FREE SIM card & 1000 SMS and 750 T.T. Free? – – – – – Then – – – – – You have to.. – – – – – Just log on to www.SusuKarKeSoja@SapnoMeMilega.com
Friendship is not finding the right person
Friendship is not about finding the right person, But creating the right relationship, Its not how much u care in the beginning, But how much u care till the end.
Kaun aisa hai jo ye paap nahi karta
Pyaar kare usse koi maaf nahi karta, Koi uske saath insaf nahi karta, Log pyaar ko paap toh kehte hai, Par kaun aisa hai jo ye paap nahi karta???
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le Hum jindagi bhar ke liye so jayenge.
Mango man
Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man.
Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni
Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni, Koi jalaata bhi nahi aur koi bahaata bhi nahi, Is kadar akele ho gaye hai aapke jane ke baad, Ke koi sataataa bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi.
Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota
Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota, Kimti cheez ka har koi kaabil nahi hota, Yeh to Rab ki meherbaani hai, Warna tumsa dost har kisiko haasil nahi hota
Unke bina kaise jee payenge
Woh kehte hai ki agar naseeb hoga mera toh, Hum unhe zaroor payenge, Hum puchte hai unse, Agar hum badnaseeb hue toh, Unke bina kaise jee payenge.
Hearts could only luv for a while
Hearts could only luv for a while, Feet could only walk for a mile, Clothes won’t forever be in style But having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it, Female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, So girls r always incomplete without boys.
