Is dil ka hai ek condition
Is dil ka hai ek condition, Jis main nahi kisi ko permission, Sirf aap jese dost ko hai admission, Wo bhi bina donation, So just maintain good relation.
Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jau
Mandir me jaap karta hoon Masjid me adab karta hoon Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jau Isliye roj ek sms karke tumhe paap karta hoon.
Patthar se tapakte hai aansu
Zinda hai shajahan ki chahat aab tak, Gawah hai mumtaz ki ulfat aab tak, Jaake dekho taj mahal ko aye dosto, Patthar se tapakte hai mumtaz ke aansu aab tak…
Who is the Ravan
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman… You have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman… Now who is Ravan?
Salaam karte hain mehfil mein
Salaam karte hain mehfil mein woh nazarein jhukake, Hum bhi hain ke unhi ko hain nishaana banaye, Jo khushi bayaan karte the nigaaaho se kabhi, Aaj baithe hain woh khud se apni hi nazrein churaaye.
Jhooth bolne ki adat hai
Na hume aapse sikwa hai, na sikayat hai, Hume to bas aap hi se chahat hai, Koi aa kar keh de aapko mohabbat nahi hai humse, Hum to yahi kahenge aapko jhooth bolne ki adat hai.
Bhikari and kanjoos
Bikhari: 50 paise de de re baba maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai… Kanjoos: 50 paise nahi, 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.
Naye dost milenge
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge, Kahi ziyada to kahi kum milenge. Aitbaar zara soch kar karna, Mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah hum milenge.
Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati
Sona chahta hun per neend nahi aati hai, Badal badal ke karwate yunhi raat guzar jati hai, Kar bhi pyaar ka izhar ya jaane jigar, Akhir kyon tu mujhe itna tadpati hai.
Love quotes
Love is not something that happens on first sight,it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other, for every feeling,for every thought and for every moment.
Aey baris zara tham k baras
Aey baris zara tham k baras Jab mera yaar aaye to jam k baras Pehle se na baras ki woh aa na sake Phir itna baras ki woh jaa na sake.
Khilone chhupa do
Boy: Mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai… ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do Mom: Tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: Nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.
Sada yaad rakhna
Yado me ham rahe ye ehsaas rakhna Nazro se door sahi par dil ke pass rakhna Ye nahi kahte ki hamesha saath rakhna Door sahi par sada yaad rakhna.
Hum haare chale gaye
Raat gayi tare chale gaye, Gairo se kya gila? Jab hamare chale gaye Hum jeet sakte the kayi baziyan Bas kuch apno ko jitane ke liye Hum haare chale gaye
Phool hun Gulaab ka
Phool hun Gulaab ka, Chameli ka mat samjhna, Aashiq hun aapka, Apni saheli ka mat samjhna.
Aaj dil puch baitha
Aaj dil puch baitha, Apni hi tasveer se, Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se, Aapki tasveer dil ko dikhai, Aur kaha aisa dost paya hai dunia ki bheed main.
Inkaar ko iqraar kehte hai
Inkaar ko iqraar kehte hai, Khamoshi ko izhar kehte hai, Kya dastoor hai iss duniya ka yaar, Ek dhokha hai jise sab pyaar kehte hai.
Woh hai mahakanjuice
Apple ka juice Mango ka juice Orange ka juice Badam ka juice Lekin jo SmS nahin karta, Woh hain MAHAkanjuice!!
Customer and Waiter
Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: That’s all right sir, he won’t drink much.
You have found love
Find ARMS that will HOLD u at ur WEAKEST EYES that will SEE u at ur UGLIEST HEART that will LOVE u at ur WORST If u’ve found it, u’ve found LOVE
Yun to pathar ki bhi taqdeer badal sakti hai
Yun to pathar ki bhi taqdeer badal sakti hai Shart yeh hai k isay dil se tarasha jaye
Dekhna wala dang ho jaye
Dosti mein itna pyaar lao Ke dekhna wala dang ho jaye! Dushman bhi aake tumse pouche, Kya hum bhi tumhare dost baan jaye.
Door nahi reh sakte hai humse
Apnana bhi nahin sakte hai humein, Phir bhi pyar karte hai humein. Door bhi nahi reh sakte hai humse, Paas bhi nahi lana chahte hai humein.
Kabhi gola kabhi bum
Osama to big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas kabhi khushi kabhi gham. And you? Osama: Bas kabhi gola kabhi bum.
Itni si kahani hai
Meri aur uski itni si kahani hai Tuti hui kashti, ruka hua pani hai Ek gulab jo uski kitab mein dum tod chuka hai, Aur usko yaad hi nahi ki ye kis ki nishani hai.
Dooriyon se pyaar kam nahi hota
Har ashq ka matlab gum nahi hota, Dooriyon se pyaar kam nahi hota, Waqt bewaqt ho jaati hai aankhein nam, Kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahi hota.
Koi acha kam kia hota
Your 5 best qualities: 1……….. 2……….. 3……….. 4……….. 5……….. Agar zindagi mein kabhi koi acha kam kia hota toh aaj yeh jaga khali na hoti!
tum barey ho k kia karo gey!
Teacher: tum barey ho k kia karo gay? Student: shadi T: maira matlab hay kya banogay? S: Dulha T:I mean bary ho k kia hasil karo gay? S: dulhan T: Idiot! maira matlab bary ho k ammi abbu k lye kia karo gay? S: bahu laon ga T: Stupid tumhary…
Chalo Main Bataon!
Chalo Main Bataon! Kaisey Dost Ho Tum,,, Meray Liye..! Meri Duniya Ho Tum,, Choo K Jo Guzri Wo Hawa Ho Tum,, Main ne Jo Mangi.. Wo Dua Ho Tum,, Karey Mujhe Jo Roshan Wo Diya Ho Tum,, Meray intizar Ki Rahat Ho Tum,, Meray Dil Ki Chahat Ho Tum,, Tum…