Pyaara sa ek ehsaas hai aap
Pyaara sa ek ehsaas hai aap, Harpal hamare paas hai aap, Jine ki ek aas hai aap, Mana ke ek vishwaas hai aap, Shayad iss liye kuch khaas hai aap.
Keep in touch with me
Keep in touch with me otherwise. 1 2 3 4 ………… 14 15 16 17 18 19 ……….. 30 31 32 All your teeth will be broken!
You are a flower
I am a dog and u r a flower, I am a dog and u r a flower, So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Height of Jhatka…
A Boy after having gr8 time with GF He saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked Is He your Ex-BF? GF Kissd Him & said No it’s Me befiew surgery
Ek kahani hu main
Agar rakh sako toh ek nishani hu main, Aur kho do toh sirf ek kahani hu main, Rok paye na jisko ye saari duniya, Woh ek boondh aankh ka paani hu main.
Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe
Badi muddat se chaha hai tumhe Badi duaaon se paya hai tumhe Thuje bhulane ka sochu bhi kaise, Kismat ki lakiroon se churaya hai tumhe.
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.
Pagal apne dil mein dekho…
Mujhe dhundo .. .. .. .. .. Kiya hua thak gaye kiya .. .. .. .. .. Nahi To phir dhondo .. .. .. .. .. Ab rehne do Pagal apne dil mein dekho… [:)]
Jab pyaar karna seekh liya
Jab pyaar karna seekh liya, Toh pyaar nibhana bhi seekh liya, Jab aaye aapki yaad toh, Palkon ko jhukana bhi seekh liya, Iss dar se ki koi dekh na le yeh aansoo, Har gham mein muskurana bhi seekh liya.
Aankhein khuli ho toh chehra aapka ho
Aankhein khuli ho toh chehra aapka ho, Aankhein bandh ho toh sapna aapka ho, Hume maut ka na dar na khauff hoga, Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta aapka ho.
Height of “FRIENDSHIP”
Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t live without my friend.
Aplication by santa
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.
Darte hai koi jan na le..
Bheeg jati hain palke tanhai me, Darte hain koi jan na le, Tabhi to ham chalte hain barish me, Taki rote hue hame koi pahechan na le
Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo Peche walo ko aage na jane do Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo . . . Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%
Teri judai bhi ajeeb si lagti hai
Teri judai bhi ajeeb si lagti hai, Tujh se baat kiye hue ek muddat si lagti hai, Jab kabhi zindagi ke baare main sochti hu, Aapki dosti zindagi ki zaroorat si lagti hai.
Ziada khush mat ho
Jaise sky mein panchi flying, Jaise garden meina bhavrein gaaying, Jaise sea me pani lying, Waise yaar hum tumpe dying. But ziada khush mat ho, I am lying.
Dil tuta barson baad
Yaadon ka ek jhoka aaya, Hamse milne barson baad Pehle itna nahi roye, Jitna aaj roye barson baad Lamha-lamha ghar ujda hai, Mushkil se ehsaas hua Pathar aye the barso pehle, Dil tuta barson baad
Barkarar rahenge tere hushn ke jalwe
Gore se dekh lo hamari surat ko aaj, Kahin jal na rahee ho shama aakhri baar. Barkarar rahenge tere hushn ke jalwe, Hum rahen na rahen, karne ko tera intzaar.
True love of a friend
Friendship is the light of life, So when I ask god for a gift, Always I’m glad when he sends no gold or bronze, But the true love of a friend.
Biwi ka antim sanskar
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.
Dil se nikalti hai
Dil se nikalti hai yeh dua hamari, Puri ho jaye har khwaish tumhari, Jindagi mein tumhe kami na rahe koi, Chahe khuda kam kar de 2-4 kushi hamari.
Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi
Har ahat ehesas hamara dilayegi Har hawa kissa hamara sunayegi Hum itni yaadein bhar denge Na chahate hue bhi aapko yaad humari aayegi.
Kutton se savdhan
Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: “atithi devo bhava” Phir likha: shubh labh Phir likhne lage: U r welcome Aur ab likhte hain: kutton se savdhan
Suraj ko modh dunga
Chaand ko todh dunga Suraj ko modh dunga Tere damaan mein khushya chodh dunga Tu agar ek baar haas de toh, Mein tere saare DAAT todh dunga.
Nigahein mila ke kiya dil ko jakhmi
Nigahein mila ke kiya dil ko jakhmi, Adaaon se tum kya sitam dha rahi ho, Waffaon ka kya khub badla diya hai, Tadapta mujhe chor ke jaa rahi ho.
Gul-e-gulshan hai tu
Jashn-e-bahara hai tu, Gul-e-gulshan hai tu, Sharbat-e-jaam hai tu, Dil-e-aashiqi hai tu, Aarju-e-hayat hai tu, Kisi ki najar ka intezar hai tu, Kisi ke labo ka tarana hai tu, Jiss se thi aaj tak bekhabar tu, Ha meri woh pehli mohabbat hai tu.
Only you were selected
My eyes detected My heart reacted Thousand were rejected & Only you were selected. Because I needed a monkey for an advertisement.
Perfect wife
There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
Likhne laga jab…
Likhne laga jab unke liye kuch, Toh bus likhta hi gaya, Jab bhejhne ki bari aayi, Toh kuch bhi unke kabil na rhaa.
Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye
Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye, Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne, Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye.
