Let you fall in love
Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I Love U’ to someone u really like, Coz it is not everyday you’ll meet the person who has the magic 2 let u fall in love…
American life style
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Friend like a flower
Don’t love a friend like a flower, Because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river, Because a river flows forever.
Hamesa hasti raha karo
RAat aur din bus tumhari yaad aati hai, Jab tum hasti ho toh kali kheel jati hai, Jab tum roti ho toh kali sukh jati hai, Hamesa hasti raha karo yahi duwa hai.
Dillagi tumhare saath ho gayi hai
Din ki tarah raatein bhi lambi ho gayi hai Tumhare hee sapno mein kho gaye hai Ye kaisa ajeeb see baat ho gayi hai Shayad dillagi tumhare saath ho gayi hai!
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Tere sapno me bhoot aye
Bistar pe makri lage Tere room me machher phire Teri razai phate Puri subha thand lage Tere sapno me bhoot aye Agar to mujhe bhool jaye.
Ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata, Issi liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye! Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyaar tha, Issi liye mujhe zinda hi woh maar gaye!
Aapki aankhe hamari chahat hai
Hamari khamoshi hamari fitrat hai, Aapki aankhe hamari chahat hai, Yeh zindagi jo itni khubhasurat hai, Uski wajah to bas aap ki muskhurahat hai.
Usse juda na kare
Chala ja sms tu banke gulaab, Hogi mohabbat to aayega jawaab, Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Fida kare to phir usse juda na kare.
Network tariff has changed
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chineese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!
Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge
Kaanto ke badle phool kya doge Aansoon ke badle khushi kya doge Hum chahate aap se umar bhar ka saath Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge
Nurse to bahut achhi hai
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
God sapne mein aaya
Kal raat God sapne mein aaya, Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein. God hase aur bole, Ye tumare phechele jaan ke, Bure karmo ka asar hain.
Tapak gaya maamu
When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’
Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hey, Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey, Kabhi unke hum bhi they dost, Aajkal unhein yaad dilana padta hey.
Yeh tumhare intezaar ki hadd thi
Unse pyaar kiya yeh pyaar ki hadd thi, Usko dil diya yeh aitbaar ki hadd thi, Mar gaye aur aankhein khuli rakhi, Yeh tumhare intezaar ki hadd thi.
Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai
Tujhe pyaar karna mana ki meri bhool hai, Chaha tujhe is kadar ki teri bewafai bhi kabool hai, Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai, Shayad ishq ke imtihaan mein apni aisi hi azmayish hai
Treat life as sea
Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore, And friend as waves. It never matters how many waves are there, What matter is which one touches the shore.
Tell me more about rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But i really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai Thode se zakham ko nasur kar deta hai Kaun chahta hai apno se door rahna par Waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.
Taj mahal kya cheez hai
Taj mahal kya cheez hai, Main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga, Aree mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, Main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Balance khatam? Ab kya karoge ? Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na… Main Batata hoon kya karna hai, Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do, Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko, Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…
Aaj unka naam aagaya
Labo pe aaj unka naam aagaya, Pyase k haath jaise jaam aagaya, Kadam to gira unki baahon mein jaakar, Aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam aagaya.
Kaash yeh faasle na hote
Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahin
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahin, Jo aap shabdo ko samajh payenge, Kabhi aankhon main jhaank kar dekhiye, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayenge…
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Friends linked to heart
Star are seen together, Yet they are so far apart, True friends may not speak everyday but Remember they are always linked heart 2 heart.
