Raate gumnaam hoti hai
Raate gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai, Hum zindgi kuch is tarah gujarte hai, Ki har lamha dosto ke naam hota hai.
Khyalon mein wahi
Khyalon mein wahi, Sapno mein wahi, Lekin unki yaadon mein hum the hi nahi, Hum jaagte rahe duniya soti rahi, Ek baarish hi thi, Jo humare saath woh rahi.
Grilfriend made me a begger
Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend! Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend? Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? – Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Daar usse kehte hain
Daar usse kehte hain, Jo dil pe cha jaye Aashiq usse kehte hai, Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa jaye.
DIL k dard ko dil torne wale kia jane..
DIL k dard ko dil torne wale kia jane PYAR k riwajon ko ye zamana kia jane Hoti hai takleef KABAR main kitni Ye upar se PHOOL rakhne wale kia jane.
In the exam hall
Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
Dard itna tha ki sehan na hua
Dard itna tha ki sehan na hua Margaye unki raha hon mai Magar unko gum na hua Khete the hume Chahte hai jaan se zyada Yeh wada marte dam tak pura na hua.
Five great people
5 great people: 1. Gandhiji – Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai – Woh kisi kaam ke nahin 3. Aishwarya – apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe Aap aur Hum, so remain in touch.`
My love grows for u
No one in this world has such grace No one is so able to fill your place You always know but i never say My LOVE for you grows with every passing day
Dosti ek dard hai
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabool hai, Sabne kaha iss dard ke saath jee na paogay, Humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabool hai.
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Raaz dil mein chupate hai woh
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh, Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh, Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi, Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh!
God made U and is called Cartoon.
God made a daylight n is called Sun, God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun, God made a nightlight n is called Moon, God made U and is called Cartoon.
Mujhe apna samjho
Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho, Subha ko sach, raat ko sapna samjho, Bhulana chahate ho sabhi gamo ko to, Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho.
Hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain.
Dard-e-dil ki intehaa
Mujhe dard-e-dil ki intehaa maloom hai, Mujhe dard-e-ishq ki saza maloom hai, Mujhe muskurane ki dua na do… Mujhe pal bhar muskurane ki saza maloom hai.
Deep feelings for u
There are millions of people But no one is like you I feel such deep feelings Because I LOVE YOU.
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi
Meri taraf se tumko ek pappi, Tumhare dost ko ek pappi, Dost ke dost ko ek pappi, Aur koi hai baki? Aaj hamare doggi ne dus pappi ko janam diya hai:)
Where do you want to go on our anniversary?
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?” She said, “Somewhere I have never been!” I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Rastay to mushkil hi hotay han sabhi…
Rastay to mushkil hi hotay han sabhi… Yun b kitna sath log chaltay han… Tumay badal dia zamanay ki hawa nay… Or hum zamanay ki hawa badaltay han…
Aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi, Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!
Mere dost seethi bajane lage
Jab hamara janaza unki gali se nikla, Woh na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla, Jab unka ghar aaya, to mere dost seethi bajane lage, Chod kar mera janaza, kambakht use patane lage.
Hamara bhi bank balance hota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola, shahjahan ka pota: Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota
Zindagi kharab kar dali hum ne
Dekh kar phool ki dali hum ne Teri tasweer bana li hum ne Ye samjh kar ke meri zindagi tum ho Zindagi kharab kar dali hum ne
Love don’t asks
Love don’t asks “Who are you?” Love only says “You are mine!” Love don’t asks “Where are you from?” Love only says ” You live in my heart!” Love don’t asks “What do you do?” Love only says “You make my heart to beat!” Love don’t asks “Why are you…
Tell them ur age..
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain.. Please tell them your age!!!
All about marriage
Ek American nai ek Swami se bola, Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai. Is par Swami bola kamal hai, Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi
Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi, Nahi tha pata ki yeh chahat ban jayenga, Hajaaron rang hai zamane mein, Tere saath se mile woh rang ab zindagi ban jayenge, Naa samjhna ki hum tumhe bhoola payenge, Lekin tumhare raste mein bhi kabhi nahi aayenge, Tumse naraj hona jindagi se…
Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.
Likhu to paigam kuch aisa likhu ki, Kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye. Har lafz mein dard itna bhar do ki, Examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye.