Sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..
Poonam ki raat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai k apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
Tumhe mehsoos karna hai
Kabhi tum milne aao na, Tumhe mehsoos karna hai, Tumhari zaat mein kho kar, Tumhara hissa banna hai, Mujhe veeran aankhon mein, Tumhari bikhri baaton mein, Wafa ka rang bharna hai, Tumhare phool se chehre pe, Udaasi ka jo manzar hai, Waha pe apni chahat se, Hansi ko naqsh karna…
Paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi
Ek shaqsh paas reh ke bhi samjha nahi mujhe Iss baat ka malal hai, shikwa nahi mujhe Main usko bewafaai ka ilzaam kaise doon Usne toh ibtedaa se hi chaha nahi mujhe Pathar samjh ke paoon se thokar laga diya Afsoos ke teri aankh ne parkhaa nahi mujhe Kya kya…
Kitna accha lagta hai
Guzre hue lamho ko yaad karna accha lagta hai. Us ko apni har saans ke sath yaad karna accha lagta hai. Us ka zikar karna us se batein karna, us ke naam ke saath apna naam accha lagta hai. Hakikat mai na khayalon mai sahi us ki kurbat mein waqt…
Sweetness can be defined
Sweetness can be defined without honey. Fragrance can be defined without Rose. But, friendship can’t be defined without YOU.
Weight kitna hai
Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
Kisi ko kya malum
Abhi hamari mohabbat kisi ko kya malum, kisi ki dil ki haquikat kisi ko kya malum, khuda ke waste yun na benaqab phiro, kisi ki kaisi hai niyat kisi ko kya malum.
Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai
Ye jo haseeno ke baal hote hai Ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai Na jaane kitne katl kiye honge Tabhi to inke hoth laal hote hai.
Dosti nibhana zindagi hai..
Phool banke muskurana zindagi hai, Muskura ke gum bhulana zindagi hai, Milkar khush hue to kya hue, Bina mile dosti nibhana zindagi hai.
Meri rahoon mein na aaya kare
Unse keh do wo meri rahoon mein na aaya kare, Aa bhi jaye toh munh pher kar na jaya kare, Main toh waise hi jala dil liye firta hoon, Apni berukhi se iss dil ko aur na jalaya kare, Unki judaai se tadapna seekh liya humne, Apna keh kar kalam…
Hazaron ka kya hoga?
Ladki Boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Dil ke kareeb saare nahi hote
Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote, Yu chand ke pehlu me sitare na hote, Hum iss liye karte hai parwah aapki, Kyunki dil ke kareeb saare nahi hote.
But only you were…
My eyes, Detected… My heart, Reacted… Thousands were, Rejected… But only you were, Selected… To be my GOOD Friend… Forever
Chand mat kahiye
Laloo – Rabri tum meri CHAND ho Rabri – Na ji hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye, Yeh sasura America wale roz chand par chadhte hai.
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad, Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai.
Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho
Woh zindagi kya jisme apna na ho Woh mehndi hi kya jisme pyaar ka rang na ho Woh dukh hi kya jis ki koi wajah na ho Woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho
U were there..
When I was sad U were there, When I was crying U were there, When I was unhappy U were there, Now I have understood ke beta saare fashad ki jarr tum hi ho.
Utrega kaise?
Khud ko kar buland itna Key Himalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche Aur Log tujh say puchhe Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise
Anjane mein hum
Anjane mein hum apna dil gawa baithe iss pyar me kaisa dhoka kar baithe unse kya gila kare? Bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil-walon se dil laga baithe.
Aap is zameen par kaha se aaye
Satwe aasman ki shair hum kar aaye Har ek taare se dosti hum kar aaye Ek taara khas tha jise hum apne saath laye Varna aap hi sochiye aap iss zameen par kaha se aaye
U r genius
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece, It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & In right part nothing is left.
Yeh student ki pehchan ha
Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan hai Parhna isey aata nahi Class kabhi jata nahi Canteen iss ki jaan hai Yeh student ki pehchan hai Jalson mein sab se aage hain Naron mein sab se aagey…
Ek aansu bhi rusva kar jata hai
Bachpan ke dukh bhi kitne achhe thay Tab toh sirf khilone tuta karte the.. Wo khushiyan bhi na jane kaise khushiyan thi, Titli ko pakad k uchhla karte the.. Paon maar k khud barish ke pani mai, Apne aap ko bhigoya karte the.. Ab toh ek aansu bhi rusva kar…
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna, Sabke sms zara hata kar rakha, Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara sms, Inbox mein jagah bana kar rakhna.
Jaan to nahi magenge aapse
Yaadon ka ye silsila banaya rakhna, Dost kaha hai to dosti banaye rakhna, Jaan to nahi magenge aapse, Gujarish hai jaan pehechan banaye rakhna.
Reaction of girls
Reaction of girls when they loose their purse: Poor girls: My money! Rich girls: My debit card! Beautiful girl: O shit! us mein “Sayeed” ki photo thi!
Dard se khelna sikh gaya hun
Dard se khelna sikh gaya hun main, Gaam ko jhelna sikh gaya hun main, Kya bataaun meri zindagi ne kis kadar jhanjhora mujhe, Ki maut ke saath bhi khelna sikh gaya hun main.
When it hurts to look back
When it hurts to look back, And you’re scared to look ahead, You can look beside & see me standing there!
Ghosts never die
Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things come 2 end, But people like u always remember forever, Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE…
Drink beer with chicken fry…
Next generation child will sing: Twinkle twinkle little star, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates are up so high, So drink beer with chicken fry.