Meri dosti ka rang
Meri “Dosti” woh rang hai jo aap chuda nahi paoge, Bas itni gujarish hai aapse ki “SURF EXCEL” se mat dhona, Varna doondte reh jaoge!!
Difficult to understand god
Its difficult 2 understand god, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Yaado ki halki barish
Waqt ki dundh mein jeena chahata hoon, Yaado ki halki barish mein bheegna chahata hoon, Chahata hoon ki uss gujre waqt ko wapas le aaun, Par waqt toh waqt hai, waqt se har baar maath khata hoo.
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti, Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aati na hoti, Sath gujara hota har lamha, Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.
Baahar ki cheez mat khana
Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa And eat only aloo, why? Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”
Ruthoge toh manayenge
Yaad na karoge to satayenge, Ruthoge toh manayenge, Royoge toh hasayenge, Dost hai hum saya nehi, Jo andhere mein saath chod jayenge.
Marna hai maro apne watan ke liye
Marna hai maro apne watan ke liye Kyu marte ho ek raat ki dulhan ke liye Yakeen na ho toh dil mein jhanko ek dafa Kisi aashiq ki laash padi hai ek kafan ke liye
Love quotes
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself. Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep, because reality is better than a dream. Love is when you wake up each morning, knowing that you have this great person by…
Figure like coke bottle
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
U are 100% stupid
U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100% nice, and U r 100% stupid to believe these words.
Dil pe fida hoke toh dikhaiye
Chehre pe fida toh har koi hota hai, Dil pe fida hoke toh dikhaiye, Jaan lutaane ki baat toh sab karte hai, Dil se kabhi apna maan ke toh dekhiye.
Hum aap ko chahte hai
Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo. Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.
My car starts from T
Santa : What is the name of ur car Lady : I forget its name but it starts from ‘T’. Santa : Oye teri to kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai Aur hamari ‘petrol’ se.
Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti….
Jo tumko ho pasand wohi baat kahenge, Tum din ko agar raat kaho to raat kahenge, Kyunki… Kyunki… Paaglo se bahas nahi ki ja sakti….
Saans bhi le nahi patee
Mere halat wo samajh nahi paate Hum bhi unse kuch keh nahi paate Kuda ye kaisa pyaar dediya thune Jisko yaad kiye bina hum Saans bhi le nahi patee!
Love never dies
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!
What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? A friend is a tissue when you can’t stop crying A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying A friend always listens when you have something to say A friend is a week when you just need a day A friend…
Mohabbat mein kho jaane do
Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hai, Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane do, Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein, Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane do, Meri…
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda, Raat guzri to utar jayegi, Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam, Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
Paisa k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Phir bhi andho ke operation main paise kyu lag jata hai.
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho, Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, Bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin, Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
Khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hai
Yun khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hai ye aansoo Dard itna hai saha, khaali ho gaya samandar ashkon ka Jaane kahan se aankhon mein bhar jaate hai ye aansoo Khush hoon main, koi shikwa zamane se na taqdeer se Meri iss baat ko jhoota kyun bana jaate hai ye…
Let you fall in love
Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I Love U’ to someone u really like, Coz it is not everyday you’ll meet the person who has the magic 2 let u fall in love…
American life style
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Friend like a flower
Don’t love a friend like a flower, Because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river, Because a river flows forever.
Hamesa hasti raha karo
RAat aur din bus tumhari yaad aati hai, Jab tum hasti ho toh kali kheel jati hai, Jab tum roti ho toh kali sukh jati hai, Hamesa hasti raha karo yahi duwa hai.
Dillagi tumhare saath ho gayi hai
Din ki tarah raatein bhi lambi ho gayi hai Tumhare hee sapno mein kho gaye hai Ye kaisa ajeeb see baat ho gayi hai Shayad dillagi tumhare saath ho gayi hai!
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Tere sapno me bhoot aye
Bistar pe makri lage Tere room me machher phire Teri razai phate Puri subha thand lage Tere sapno me bhoot aye Agar to mujhe bhool jaye.
Ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata, Issi liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye! Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyaar tha, Issi liye mujhe zinda hi woh maar gaye!
