Begum wife
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
Yaar ko khuda bana diya…
Aashiq ne pucha khuda se, Tune duniya ko pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya? Khuda bola aashiqo ne kaunsa mere saath accha kiya, Unhone ne bhi toh yaar ko khuda bana diya…
Jo aansu na hote aankhon me
Jo aansu na hote aankhon me To aankhen itni khoobsoorat na hoti Jo dard na hota dil me To khushi ki kimat pata na hoti Jo bebafayee na ki hoti waqt ne To judai main jine ki adat na hoti
Kutte puch kyu hilate hai
Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab puch to kutte ko hila nai sakti na!
Bechaini aur bekraari mere yaar ki
Ek jhalak se mili kya mujh ko Ek hasrath mere dost ki Ek dosti se mili kiya mujko Bechaini aur bekraari mere yaar ki
Pyaar kehti hai duniya jise
Ek pal mein jo aakar gujar jaaye, Yeh hawa ka woh jhoka hai aur kuch nahi, Pyaar kehti hai duniya jise, Ek rangeen dhokha hai .. aur kuch nahi
Rehne de aasma zamin ki talash kar
Rehne de aasma zamin ki talash kar, Sab kuch yahi hai na kahi aur talash kar, Har arzu puri ho to jine ka kya maza, Jine k liye bas 1 kami ki talash kar.
Ankhon mein intazaar
Murjha gaya phool par bahar wahi hai, Door rahte ho par pyaar wahi hai, Jaante hai mil nahi pa rahe hai aapse, Par in ankhon mein intazaar wahi hai.
Gifted by god
Wonderful people r carefully created by god, Wonderful moments are carefully planned by god, Wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by god.
I am responsible
Free stay ? Free lunch ? Free dinner ? Free security ? Full rest ? To avil this pakage just dial 100 and say: “Hi i am responsible 4 mumbai blast.”
Woh hame satate hai
Woh jante hai ki hum unke intezaar mein hai, Issliye shayad woh der laga rahe hai, Waqt guzarta nahi unke bina hamara, Yeh jante hue bhi hame sata rahe hai, Na jane kya milta hai unhe hame yun sata kar, Jo intezaar kara kar bhi woh muskara rahe hai.
Haste rahen aap
Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein, Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein, Roshan ho aap duniya mein iss tarah, Jaise hota hai chand sitaron ke beech mein.
Tune phir fridge me susu kar diya
Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya. Mummy: Nalayak, tune phir fridge me susu kar diya.
Kabhi Alvida Na Kahna
Dard jitna saha jaye utna hi sahna, kisi k dil ko jo lagjay wo baat na kahna. Milti hai tumari jaisi dost bahut kam. Isliye Kabhi Alvida Na Kahna.
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain
Daag ansuon se dhoye hain, Jab bhi tanha huye hain roye hain, Dil mein kyonkar na uge yaad teri, Dil mein tere hi khawab boye hain.
Hum bhi dil lekar aaye
Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka hak hai, Har rooh ko ek aah ka hak hai, Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hai is duniya mein, Hamein bhi ek gunaah ka hak hai.
Love is for life
Love is for life, Life is not for love, Lover may fail in life, Life should never fail in love, So don’t spoil life in love, But don’t forget to love in life.
Friendship is evergreen
Ice is a cream, love is a dream but friendship is evergreen. Don’t make friends before understanding & don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding.
Meri kyo dho raha hai
Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle… Suddenly lion comes ! Monu – Abe tu dar raha hai? Sonu – Nahi main nahi darta.. Monu – Toh saale apni dho meri kyo dho raha hai..?
Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage
Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage, Bebas hai sapne haqiqat ke aage, Koi ruki huwi dhadkan se puche , Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai
Kabhi hasata hai pyaar, Kabhi rulata hai pyaar, Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar, Chaho ya na chaho, Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.
Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai..
Pyar vyar tou ek bahana hai. Aankhen milana mila lips ko milana hai.. Yehi style hai sab ashiqon ka kya kare yar. Raj kapur ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai
Sab jan lo dosti ki koi mol nahi
Aasman ka koi aant nahi Sagar ki koi duri nahi Pyaar ka koi sima nahi Sab jan lo dosti ki koi mol nahi Happy friendship day
Aur tujhme hai kuch khash
Kyun sataate ho hame begano ki tarah, Kabhi toh chaho chane walo ki tarah, Hum mein hai kuch kami jo tum hame ho tadpate, Aur tujhme hai kuch khash Jo hum tumhe bhulna nahi chahte…
Har aanshu ko barsaat samajh lete hain
Dilwale aankhon ki har baat samajh lete hain Sapno mein mil jaye to saugaat samajh lete hain Rota to hai aashmaan v kavi apni jameen k liye Par bewafaa har ek aanshu ko barsaat samajh lete hain
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana, Zindagi mein sabko hasana, Dusman ko bhi gale lagana, Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana, Tapka denge saale ko.
Make a relationship which never ends
Make a heart which never break Make a smile which never hurts Make a life which never pains Make a relationship which never ends
Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho
Patti-patti gulab kya hogi, Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi ! Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho, Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!
Door hain tum say
Apne dard-E-dil ka hamdard hame hi paaogey, In tanhaiyon mein saath hame hi paaogey, Door hain tum say to kya huwa, In dooriyon mein sabse kareeb hame hi paaogey.