Peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai
Glass mein sarab, sarab me uski tasveer najar aati hai. Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai, peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai.
Its more painful
It break ur heart to c da 1 u luv is happy with sum 1 else, but its more painful 2 know dat da 1 u luv is unhappy with u
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte
Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte, Yun kisika ka jaam hum piya nahi karte. Unse kehdo mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein, Yun kisika peecha hum nahin kartein.
Bhaago bhoot aaya
Flowers+Butterflies = A beautiful scene Rain+Monsoon = A lovely weather Stars+Moon = A romantic night You+Your Smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya!!!
Help me father…
Troubled youth: Father I have committed many sins recently. I am addicted to read dirty sms on my mobile phone! Please help me. Father: Don’t worry my son! Forward ur all sins to my mobile and relax!
Tum bin jeena nahi
Tum bin jeena nahi Tum jaha main vahi Tune mera dil churayi Bina tu dil tadpay Har sans mein teri naam likhayi Teri natha mannath mangi Teri baho mein jeena chaahi
Naya model mil jata
Shaadi aur mobile me kya similarity hai? Sirf dimag me ek hi sooch aati hai ki, Thode din aur ruk jate to naya model mil jata.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, Kal mein aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil mein rahenge, Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hai humne
Teri berukhi ko bhi ruthba diya hai humne, Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hai humne, Mat soach ke hum bhool gaye hai thujhe, Aaj bhi aankh kholne se pehele tujhe yaad kiya hai humne.
Hum aaj bhi khade hai usi mode per
Aap humko bhoola doge ek choti si bhool per. Chod kar chal doge ek anjane se mod per, Agar jaroorat pade to awaj de lena, Hum aaj bhi khade hai usi mode per.
I know u r special 2 me
Butterfiles don’t know in what color their wings are, But human eyes know how nice it is. Likewise u dont know how sweet u r, But I know u r special 2 me.
Friends forever
When i was born, god said, “Oh no! Another idiot”. When you were born, god said, “Oh no! Competition”. Who knew, one day these two will become friends forever!
Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It means With Idiot forever.
Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain
Log Mujh Se Mil Kar Bichar Jate Hain. Is Liye Main Logon Se Door Rehta Hoon. Mat Samjo K Aate Nahi Adaab-e-Mulaqat Muje. Khaloos Ka Banda Hoon Aadat Se Majboor Rehta Hoon. Jin Se Barha Mera Rabta, Gham Hi Mila. Ab Rabta Nahi Barhata, Bohat Masroor Rehta Hoon. Log Muje…
Yeh aankh bhar aayi
Wohi raat ki khamoshi wohi tanhai, Yeh hawa kisi ki yaad le aayi, Hum toh beith kar uss chand ko dekh rahe the, Phir na jane kiss ke liye yeh aankh bhar aayi.
More IT shayris
Shayad mere pyar ko Taste karna bhool gaye Dil sey aisa cut kiya Ke paste karna bhool gaye Laakhon honge nigaah mein Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo Mere pyaar ke icon pe Kabhi to double-click karo Roz subha hum karte hain Pyar se unhe good morning Woh aise ghoor ke…
Jhelna padta hai
Musibat ka syrup ho tum, Tension ka capsule ho tum, Aafat ki syringe ho tum, Par kya karen jhelna padta hai, Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer.
Kahani hi badal dali
Waqt ne sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyaar ka naam jo aata hai to dar lagta hai, Zakham kuch aise bhi apno ne diye hai mujhko, Ab koi haath milata hai to dar lagta hai.
Love me without fear
Love me without fear, Trust me without questioning, Need me without demanding, Want me without restrictions, Accept me without change, Desire me without inhibitions, For a love so free, Will never fly away.
U sacrifice a lot to keep them
Keeping a friend is as difficult as losing one. U sacrifice a lot to keep them. I may not have sacrificed enough 4 U, But in my heart I swear I’m keeping U.
Differences between difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: About 25 to 30 minutes.
Teri hath kisi aur ke hath me dekar jaunga
Main tere aane ka intejar karunga Tu jaha jaegi main tere sath rahunga Tu jab mughe yaad karegi main tare paas aaunga Ye dosti main marte dum tak nibhta rahunga Aur na nibha saka to main Teri hath kisi aur ke hath me dekar jaunga
Naya khamba lagaya hai
Ek paltu kutta gate ke samne khada rehta hai. Samne se ek kutta jata hai, use ke bad aur 2-3 kutte jate hai. Thodi der bad aur 4-5 kutte jate hai. Us se raha nahi jata ek kutte se puchta hai “bhai shab sab milke kaha ja rahe ho?” Dusra…
Dost mera langoor hai
Chaand ko garoor hai ki Uske pass noor hai to kya hua Mujhe bhi garoor hai Ki mera dost langoor hai.
Night ko sona chod diya
Teray simple face ki beauty nai Meray gentle heart ko maar diya Teray love ko paa kar main nai Night ko sona chod diya.
Zindagi ki sham
Ujale apni yadon ko hamare sath rahne do, najane kis gali me zindagi ki sham ho jaye.
My own little universe
Stars are far away The sun’s to hot to touch And moon’s unapproachable So I brought you in my life As a friends B’coz i always wanted to have My own little universe.
U r genius
U r genius, Ur mind is a master piece, It is divided into left & right. In the left part nothing is right & In right part nothing is left.
There was a cold day
How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door? He will certainly say: “There was a cold day”