Ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata, Issi liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye! Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyaar tha, Issi liye mujhe zinda hi woh maar gaye!
Aapki aankhe hamari chahat hai
Hamari khamoshi hamari fitrat hai, Aapki aankhe hamari chahat hai, Yeh zindagi jo itni khubhasurat hai, Uski wajah to bas aap ki muskhurahat hai.
Usse juda na kare
Chala ja sms tu banke gulaab, Hogi mohabbat to aayega jawaab, Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Fida kare to phir usse juda na kare.
Network tariff has changed
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chineese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!
Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge
Kaanto ke badle phool kya doge Aansoon ke badle khushi kya doge Hum chahate aap se umar bhar ka saath Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge
Nurse to bahut achhi hai
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
God sapne mein aaya
Kal raat God sapne mein aaya, Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein. God hase aur bole, Ye tumare phechele jaan ke, Bure karmo ka asar hain.
Tapak gaya maamu
When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’
Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hey, Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey, Kabhi unke hum bhi they dost, Aajkal unhein yaad dilana padta hey.
Yeh tumhare intezaar ki hadd thi
Unse pyaar kiya yeh pyaar ki hadd thi, Usko dil diya yeh aitbaar ki hadd thi, Mar gaye aur aankhein khuli rakhi, Yeh tumhare intezaar ki hadd thi.
Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai
Tujhe pyaar karna mana ki meri bhool hai, Chaha tujhe is kadar ki teri bewafai bhi kabool hai, Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai, Shayad ishq ke imtihaan mein apni aisi hi azmayish hai
Treat life as sea
Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore, And friend as waves. It never matters how many waves are there, What matter is which one touches the shore.
Tell me more about rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But i really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai Thode se zakham ko nasur kar deta hai Kaun chahta hai apno se door rahna par Waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.
Taj mahal kya cheez hai
Taj mahal kya cheez hai, Main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga, Aree mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi, Main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Balance khatam? Ab kya karoge ? Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na… Main Batata hoon kya karna hai, Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do, Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko, Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…
Aaj unka naam aagaya
Labo pe aaj unka naam aagaya, Pyase k haath jaise jaam aagaya, Kadam to gira unki baahon mein jaakar, Aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam aagaya.
Kaash yeh faasle na hote
Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahin
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahin, Jo aap shabdo ko samajh payenge, Kabhi aankhon main jhaank kar dekhiye, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayenge…
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Friends linked to heart
Star are seen together, Yet they are so far apart, True friends may not speak everyday but Remember they are always linked heart 2 heart.
Har koi milta hai hame mehmaan ki tarah
Dar dar bhatakte hain armaan ki tarah, Har koi milta hai hame mehmaan ki tarah. Khushi ki ummeed kya rakhen iss duniya se, Yeh to gham bhi deti hai toh ek ehsaan ki tarah.
Tume pata ho ya na ho
Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai, Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai, Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari, Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Itihaas banaati hai
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par aagar dosti apne jaisi ho, Toh itihaas banaati hai!
Wo khush reh payenge
Bhula kar hamein wo khush reh payenge, Sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskurayenge, Dua hai khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena, Hum to sahaingaye par wo toot jayenge.
When I was sad, u were by my side
When I was sad, u were by my side. When I was scared, u felt my fear. U were my best support – If I needed u, u were there.
Valentine Gift for girlfriend
Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day? Boy: Please tell me what do you want? Girl: Please give me a ring. Boy: Ring means whether from my land line or from my mobile?
