What is the colour of your wife’s underwear?
Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad
Bomb Blast mai 2 afraad Halaak ho gaye Marnay k baad b Onki ongliyaan hilti rahin Investigation se pata chala k 1 k pas Djuice aur dosray k pas Ufone tha.
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay
Free Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away, Just dail 15 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho
Phir Darpan Kyon Dekhe
Pani to pani hai, rang kyon dekhey, jam to jam hai, nasha kyon dekhey, Hum to Hum hai to phir darpan kyon dekhey..???
Phir pyaar kisse tum kehte ho
Phir pyaar kisse tum kehte ho, Khamoshi zuban ke lafzoon mein, Kuch posheeda si baton mein, Kuch chahat ki barsatein hai, En baton ko ham mudat se sene mein chpai baithe hai, Kuch payee bina kuch kho dena, Ye pyaar mein ham ne seekha hai, Suraj mein chand sitaroon mein,…
Sochne se hi khush rehte hain
Log kehte hain jo chup rehte wo gam sehte hain, Per shayad unhe ye pata nahi, Jo chup rehte hain, Wo kisi ko sochne se hi khush rehte hain.
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabool hai, Subne kaha is dard ke saath jee na paogay, Humne kaha teri dosti ki saath marna kabool hai.
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good??
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli Interviewer: Shut up Sardar : Keep Talking Interviewer: Get out Sardar : Come in Interviewer: Oh my God Sardar : Oh my Devil Interviewer: U…
Highly Disappointing Situations
Highly Disappointing Situations – . . 1. Your Best Friend Weds Your Lover..!!:'( . … 2. A Close Friend Avoiding Without Reason..!! ;( . 3. 10 Mark Question Asked For 2mark..!! 🙁 . 4. Principal Sitting Near You On Tour..!! 🙁 . 5. Xtremly Good Looking Guy/Girl Crossing You Wen…
if dreams weren’t dreams
if dreams weren’t dreams And dreams came true I wouldn’t be here, I’d be next to you. Distance is one thing that kept us apart but you will always remain in my heart.
Today is a beautiful day
A blind man was begging in New York with a board written “I’m blind,help me”.1 guy passing that side took his board and wrote something. From that time the blind man got heavy collection. Can u guess what did he write? He wrote “today is beautiful day but i can’t…
Sachche pyaar mein thoda sa shak
Mohabbaton mein zara si kasak zaroori hai Shikayaton ke gulon ki mahek zaroori hai Koi sawal karoon main tumse toh naaraz mat hona jaan Kyun ki sachche pyaar mein thoda sa shak zaroori hai
U just make my day
U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish i could start my day with u in my bed. I jusT luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, i love u NESCAFE!
Keeping someone in ur heart is easy
Keeping someone in ur heart is very easy, But to be in someone’s heart is very difficult. So “Respect” the Heart which “cares” about U…!!
Cute yawn in your face
An ideal day should begin with a cute little yawn on ur face, A cup of coffe in ur hand & a msg from me on ur mobile…! Have a great day! Good morning.
Made my life a heaven.
People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
Special someone
People never know how special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is.
Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life!
Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life! It is a golden pot for collection of sweet moments of your life!! Be Happy!
aur kuch ni chahiy ek muskan hi kafi hai
Aur kuch nahi chahiye ek muskan hi kafi hai, dil main bas ek Tamanna hi kafi hai, Tamanna hai ye ki aap sada kush raho, hamen yaad rakhna ye ehsaan hi kafi hai
dekh le agar adjust hota hon to
Boy 2 girl: I luv u Girl: i m engaged vd someone n i hv a boyfrnd too! Boy: (after thinkng a lot) . . . . . DEKH LE AGAR ADJUST HOTA HON TO:-D
Ruthne k bahane to bohat hein
Tuj Se Ruthne K Bahane to Bohat Heìn, Darte Heìn Tu Mnane Na Aya To Kya Karein Ge Hum. . .
RUKHSTI k time
RUKHSTI k time Dulhay k mobile pa bell hoi Or usy uski BV ne boht mara Ringtone lgi thi Dil Me Chupa K Arman Ly Chaly Hum AJ Apni Mot Ka Saman ly chaly.
Apna banane ki ijazat dedo
Dil mein basane ki khud ko iski ijazat dedo, Mujhko tum apna banane ki ijazat dedo. Tum meri zindagi ki ek haseen lamha ho, Phoolon se khud ko sajanay ki ijazat dedo. Main kitna chahta hoon kiss tarha bataoon tumhe, Mujhe yeh aaj batane ki ijazat dedo, Tumhari raat si…
n ss!w !
n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! Got confused? Abe KHAJUR Mobile ko ulta karke dekh.
Tum is baat pe itna hasti
Tum hoti tu aissa hota, Tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti, Tum us baat pe wo kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!
Dil karta hai tere….
Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du, Dost par apni jindagi waar du, Jab tera message nahi milta to, Dil karta hai tere dil me goli maar doooo.
Aey chal chal hawa aane de
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, Wohi main tumhe kehta hun, Aey chal chal hawa aane de
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to …
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya???? Arey yaar simple hai usko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.
U might b sleeping u might be awake
U might b sleeping U might be awake there’s a feeling i just cant shake. I know deep inside this feeling is right the uncontrollable urge 2 say. Good night….
Wo kon sa player hai
‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz: Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye??? . . . . Sania Mirza..