Can U swim?
British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?
If life is a game
If life is a game, I wish you to win. If life is a journey, I wish you to walk on roses. If life is a joy, I wish you to always smile. Have a great & successful day.
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his lips on mine, but don”t worry, “I”m a bottle of wine!”
It is that special person
Anyone can make you SMILE, anyone can make you CRY, But it is that special person That can make you smile with tears in your eyes.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me . & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
Never Trust the Doubted one.
Two Golden Phrases Never Trust the Doubted one. & Never Doubt the Trusted one.
Ankhain khuli to jag uthi ……..
Ankhain khuli to jag uthi hasratain FARAZ… usko bhi kho diya jisey paya tha khwab main…..
khud-kushi b jurm hy
Khud-Kushi B Jurm Hy Or Me-Kashi B Jurm Kon Kis Mushkil Men He Ye,Dekhta Koi Nahi
Graha ki shanti karen..
Panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki Apke mobile pe kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare sms bhej ke graha ki shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
Sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee? Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
Unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye
Jinki yaad mein hum deewane ho gaye, Wo hum hi se begaane ho gaye, Shayad unhe talash hai ab naye pyaar ki Kyunki unki nazar mein hum purane ho gaye
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Us Ne Hm Sy Poucha Teri Raza Kya Hai,
Us Ne Hm Sy Poucha Teri Raza Kya Hai, Q Krte Ho Mohabat Wajah Kya Hai, Kese Bataon Us ko Meri Khata Kya Hai, Jo Waja Sy Kare Mohabat Us Main Maza Kya He.
Sab se mashoor cheez
Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija ji, jo mashhoor thi woh to aap le gaye.
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka
Ek shaam aati hai tumari yaad leka , Ek shaam jaati hai tumari yaad dekar, Par humen us shaam ka interzar hai, Jo aye saath tume lekar.
Seene se lagaya hai mujhe
Ashq pochkar mere, Hasaya hai mujhe, Meri galti thi fir bhi, Seene se lagaya hai mujhe, Kaise pyaar na ho aise dost se, Jiski dosti ne jeena sikhaya hai mujhe.
If ever in your life u r very sad
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, Iâ?Tll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
Aapke iss chehre ka har andaaz
Aapke iss chehre ka har andaaz juda sa lagta hai, Hai to insaan magar khuda sa lagta hain.
Rishta tod gaye
Saaye ki tarah saath rahne wale Hamse rishta tod gaye, Hakikat main milna mumkin nahi tha To khwabon mein bhi aana chhod gaye.
I press the bell but no one comes out
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Is dress ka kya price hai?
Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill daadi dengi 😉
You must be a good runner
You must be a good runner, because you are always running in my mind You must be a good thief, because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
The worst thing in life
The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT” , it hurts when you lose it. The best thing in life is “LONELINESS” as it teaches you everything and when you lose it, you get Everything.
Kabhi toh zindagi se pyaar hoga
Unhe zindagi ko najar lagane do, Phir bhi ek din chaman bahar hoga, Bas yahi sochkar main zinda hoon, Ki kabhi toh zindagi se pyaar hoga.
Your exquisite smile
The twittering birds, The flowering buds, The cool bays the shinning rays, Your exquisite smile, your glamorous style, Are the things which are all yours but not mine, For me my only absence is that I need ur presence.
Sun glows for a day…
Sun glows for a day Candle for an hour, Match stick for a Minute, But A good Day can glow Forever, So start your day with a SMILE” On your face, “Good Morning”
Market mein abh tak nahi aaya
Ye aik naya sms ha jo market mein abh tak nahi aaya!!! – – – – – – – – Niche kya dekh rahe ho??? Kaha na abhi tak market mein nahi aaya Toh tumharay paas kaise aayega?
Good Night & Sweet Dreams
A shining ANGEL stands beside your silky bed, Calling ur nice Name so softly, Throwing flowers on U And saying Good Night & Sweet Dreams.
Call me yours
Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!
