Khushiyon ka daaman
Leja leja tu apne sang Khushiyon ka bhandar, Rehna saath jab toh wazah Kya hui bahar ki! Khushiyon ka daaman toh sabhi pakte hain, Reh jaati hain yaadein, Dil ki tadap hi intezaar hai bas, Kehtein hai isse dillagi!
Jawaani chupa loo
Subha ki thandak main Dil kare tujhe chupa loo Zaleem ek baar haan bolke to dekh Tere liye aapni jawaani chupa loo.
Three kinds of network in your life
Bechelor is like Airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan. After married Reliance- Apni duniya biwi ki mutthi me. After child Hutch- Wherever u go network follows.
Gobi ke phool
Rose Lotus Tulip Orchid Sunflower Jasmine Lily All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with you. Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!
Bhula ke bhi bhool na sake
Bhula ke bhi hum tujhe bhool na sake, Pyaar kar ke bhi ek achcha naam pa nasake, Kyu di meri dosti ko aisa naam, Ke jinda reh ke bhi mar nasake.
Measured by thoughts U r close to me
Measured by miles U r far away… Measured by thoughts U r close to me… Measured by closed eye U r with me… But measured by heart U r always in me…
Funny questions and answers
Q: When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? A: On their Wedding ! Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life! Q: Why doesn’t the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be…
Take care of it
Friendship is a very delicate thread of love Between two friends which takes a long time To be made but a few seconds to break. So plz take care of it…
IT shayris
Kal jab mile the. To dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehete hain Your file not found! Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, Woh repeat kar doonga, Tu na mili to apni zindagi, Ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga.
Bin badal barsaat
Bin badal barsaat nahin hoti, Suraj doobe bina raat nahin hoti, Aab kuch aise haalat hain hamare ki, Aapko dekhe bagair din ki shuruwat nahin hoti.
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir. Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, Meri taraf dekho.
Three monkeys ran from the zoo
3 Monkeys ran from zoo. 1st found watching TV. 2nd found playing football And 3rd… – – – – – – No yaar, it’s not u… Hamesa aisa hi kyu sochte ho? Wo mil nahi raha hai.
Kafan na dalo
Kafan na dalo mere chere par mujhe aadat hai muskurane ki, aaj ki raat na dafnao mujhe yaaro aaj ummid hai uske aane ki.
Tell me dear what is sweet?
Mountain rain or summer heat, Your friendship is the reason why i breathe, Tell me dear what is sweet? Is that U or Ur heart that beats!
What the hell happened to you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born smart and handsome, But what the hell happened to you?
Life paradox
Life paradox: What u want u don’t get (luv) What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage) What u enjoy, is not permanent (girlfriend) What is permanent, is boring (wife)
Dil chahta hai
Dil chahta hai kisi ki yaad me doob jane ko Dil chata hai to kisi ki mohbat pane ko Dil chata hai us bachpan me jaha daadi ka pyar maa ka dular Bachpan ke khel ladkpan ka pehla pyar aaj sap pane ko
Jo tera naam na le
Apne dil ki sun, afwahon se kaam na le Mujhe yaad rakh, beshak naam na le Tera veham hai ki main bhuli hoon tujhe Meri aisi koi saans nahi, jo tera naam na le
Asli ravan kaun?
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe! Toh asli ravan kaun?
Sab pichle janam ka paap hai
Last night i saw a dream, I was walking with god and I told him that I have a friend like u then he smiled & said: Beta sab pichle janam ka paap hai.
Janaaza jab nikle
Janaaza humara jab unki gali se nikle Unhe khidki par bitha dena, Wo dekhe ya na dekhe, Humare chehre se kafan utha dena.
Sweet like Ur name
Beautiful like rain, Sweet like Ur name, Deep in my heart, U will always remain. Earth wants flower, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a Sweet Smile from U.
A rose is always rose
A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin. Same way you are always my friend … Whether you are in Central Jail or in Mental Hospital.
Cabaret dance
A boy goes to see a cabaret dance. His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Pani ka ek khatra
Pani ka ek khatra aankh se gira abhi abhi Kya tumne mujhe yaad kiya abhi abhi Tumse miley zamana howa, Magar dil ko yo laga, Koi mujse milkey gaya gaya abhi abhi.
Bhar dete aapka har pal khushion se
Kash kushion ki ek dukan hoti aur hame unki pehchan hoti bhar dete aapka har pal khushion se keemat uski chahe hamari jaan hoti
Aankho mein Nami hai…
Arz kiya hai- Aap ke chehre par udaasi aur aankho mein nami hai… – – – – – – – – – – TATA NAMAK Istemaal karo, Aap me iodine ki kami hai…!
Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau
Mandir me jap karta hu, Maszid me namaz padta hu, Insan se bhagvan na ban jaau, Isse liye saitan ko roz 1 sms karta hu.
If I had a camera
If I had a camera I’ll snap every your movement Every smile Every actions And keep in my House to scare all ghosts ha…
Something you can hold as true
These are some of the memories, That come with thoughts of you, These feelings are from my very heart, Something you can hold as true.