Ikraar se intezaar hota hai
Ikraar se intezaar hota hai, Besabri se bekaraar hota hai, Jab chehra hojaye ismein shaamil, Tab yaarana fanaa hota hai.
Nominees for best lovers
The nominees for best lovers are: – – – – – You – – – – – You – – – – – You – – – – – You and u – – – – – And the winner is me! Coz i have you!!!”
You are one of my cutest
Friends are like donkeys. They carry the load of all our difficulties, In life forever and guess what? You are one of my cutest donkey.
How Can I?
Wife: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don’t you do that? Husband: How can I? I don’t even know her.
Tere yaado mein khoya rehta hoon
Tere yaado mein khoya rehta hoon, Bheed mein bhi tanha hota hoon, Jab paas hoti hai tu, Band juba se kuch kehta hoon, Yaado mein tere khoya rehta hoon.
Zindagi zannat se kaam nahi
Mahak se mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, Mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti, Sath zindagi mein ho agar pyaar, To zindagi zannat se kaam nahi hoti.
Aare bapre phir kya hua
Do dost ke bich takat ko leker bahut baat ho rahi thi. Ek dost bola: Tu janta hai meri dadaji kitne shaktisali aur balban the.Woh ekdin 10 fit ucchain se necche gir pade. Doosra dost bola: Aare bapre phir kya hua? Pehla dost bola: Mar gaya aur kya!
Kaam mein na ulaj jaya karo
Har waqt kaam mein itne na ulaj jaya karo, Kabhi hamari yaad ko bhi dil mein laya karo, Milneka waqt maat nikalo par, Kabhi apne sms ki awaz to sunaya karo.
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi…
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi… Har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi… Ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega… Ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi…
Mujhe kitna pyaar karte ho
Girl: I love u. Boy: Me too. Girl: Kitna karte ho. Boy: Jitna tum mujhe karti ho. Girl: Kamine, main sochti thi ki tum sachha pyaar karte ho!
Namumkin ko mumkin kar dikhana tum
Kabhi main yaad aaun toh aansoo mat bahana tum, Yehi behter hai dheere dheere bhool jana tum, Main samjhta hoon ke yeh namumkin hai, Magar iss namumkin ko mumkin kar dikhana tum.
True friends are those
True friends are those, Who care without hesitation , Who remember without limitation, Who forgive without explanation & Who trust without communication.
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikle Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
Mujhe tum chor mat dena
Mujhe tum chor mat dena, Hazaro doriya aaye Baharein aake kho jaye Mera chehra bhula dena Meri yaadein bacha lena Jo lamhe dard dete hon Unhe beshak bhula dena Jo lamhe aas dete hon Unhe dil se laga lena Kahi bhi door reh lena Bohat majbor reh lena Magar is…
Jaan cheli jaati hai
Tanhaye mein jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai, Kya kahey jisam se jaan cheli jaati hai, Yun toh unki berukhi yaad hai humein, Per aankhe band kare toh surat unki nazar aati hai.
Sms karna mat chodo
Agar apko hum par gussa hai to h TAAJMAHEL ko fodo , CHARMINAR ko todo, QUTUBMINAR ko modo, TITANIC ko fevicol se jodo, Magar sms karna maat chodo.
Baar baar yaad aye
Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge.. Jo ek bar ‘KHILE’ Aur ‘MURJA’ jaye, Dosti ham jese ‘KANTO’ se karo jo ek bar ‘CHUBHE’ Aur baar baar yaad aye.
Pass aakar sab hi door chaly jaty hain
Pass aakar sab hi door chaly jaty hain Akaily thay hum akaily reh jaty hain Is dil ka dard dikhayen kisy? Marham lagany wale hi zakhm dai jaty hain
Farq sirf itna sa hai
Farq sirf itna sa hai, Uski doli uthi meri maiyat uthi, phool Uspe bhi the, phool mujhpe bhi the, mehfil waha bhi thi, log yaha bhi the, Unka hasna waha,inka rona yaha, sahelian uski bhi thi,dost mere bhi the, Do qul Uske pade, do qul mere pade… Qazi udher bhi…
New style of proposing
New style of proposing. “I have spend many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 ur daughter, So lets make them brother n sister”.
Devdas at beer bar
Aaj didar, Kal yaar, Parso Pyaar, Phir ekrar, Phir intezar, Phir takrar, Phir darar, Sari mehnat bekar, or Aakhir mein ek or Devdas at beer bar.
-FRIEND- means..
-FRIEND- F – Finds way to comfort U R – Remembers to pray for U I – Inspires U E – Enjoys Life With U N – Never Forgets U D – Describes U Better Than U
Tum hum se nazar churaoge
Jab sawan mein tanha bhegoge, Jab aangan khaali paaoge, Jab sahil se takrati lehron mein, Tum tanhaa hi kho jaoge, Jab raat ke tanha daman mein Tum chand ko aadha paaoge, Jab khud se batein karte karte, Tum door kahi kho jaaoge, Jab dil ki baat chupanay ko, Tum hum…
Ishq nahi muskil
Ishq nahi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye, Kaha aag ka dariya hai kaha duub kar jana hai, Jab bhi kare dil mahboob se milne ka, Bas mobile phone uthana hai.
Jab mai engineer tha
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
Dil todna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi, Bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe, Dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi.
Tadap ke dekho
Tadap ke dekho kisi ki chahat mein , To pata chale intazar kya hota hai, Yuhi mil jaye koi bina pata, To kaise pata chalega ki pyaar kya hota hai.
Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene mein chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
Angel of my Heart
Angel of my Heart My eye full your art You are my life part As with me U R not Feeling pinch and hurt Life is looking very short Life time I escort Till my soul depart
Pledge of boys
Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
