Something you can hold as true
These are some of the memories, That come with thoughts of you, These feelings are from my very heart, Something you can hold as true.
Example of an coincidence
A teacher asked his class to give eg of coincidence. There was silence for a few seconds. Then a small boy said “My father and mother were married on the same day.”
Friends till da end
Dreams r 2 b 4goten reality to b lived desires 2 b fulfilled & destiny 2 b reached. where it began. where will it end. friends from da start. friends till da end!.
Har jannat tumhe mil jaaye
Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye, Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi, Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge, Usse pehle mere hisse ki har khushi tumhari hogi.
Kaun hai jo manzil se dur nahi
Kaun hai jo manzil se dur nahi, Kaun hai jo zindagi se majbur nahi, Gunah toh sabhi karte hai, Meri nazar mein toh khuda bhi bekasur nahi…
Khayi bhi to hari mirchi hai
Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas aab tak baki hai, Aankhe nam hai aur Saanso mein aag aab tak hain Aur kyo na ho… Khayi bhi to ‘hari mirchi, hai.
Aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai
Tumko dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki aadmi pehele bandar tha, Dekho gussa mat hona warna lagega ki aadmi aaj bhi bandar hai.
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti
Aapke khayalon se fursat nahi milti, Hame ek pal ki raahat nahin milti, Mil to jata hai sab kuch hame magar, Aapki ek jhalak nahin milti.
Life is funny
Life is funny and twisted, Some time U laugh, Sometime U Cry, But as long as I’m with you, I’ll always be on Ur Lips As a smile rather than a tear in Ur eyes.
Love is like missed call
Love is like missed call. It stop when u try 2 catch. But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes & Stays inside your Inbox.
Good for health
GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other option but good for Health.
Sagar se wafa nibhaten hain
Sochta hun sagar ki lahero ko dekh kar Kyu yeh kinaray se takra ker palat jaten hain Karte hain ye sager say befawa Ya phir sagar se wafa nibhaten hain.
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Aye Chand… Jab wo teri tarf dekhain Toh unhain kuch yaad delana Phir chupkey se un k pass jana Aur kehna….! Tumhain koi yaad karta hai. Teri umeed karta hai kohi Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar Eid karta hai kohi.
Wireless network
American: Hamre yaha khudai ki to jamin se purane jamane ki pipe line aur tar mile. It means hamare yaha pahele se telephone ground network use karte the. To fir Indian bola: Yaar hamare yaha khudai to ki magar jamin se kuch nahi nikla. It means hamare yaha wireless network…
Karna pada dosti ka vaada
Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti, Na karenge kisi se vaada, Par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki Karna pada dosti ka vaada.
Bichar gaye sab dost
Dekhte hai aaj hum uss rah ki veeraniyan, Yaron ke sang kati jaha humne zindaganian, Guzra woh daur, bichar gaye sab dost, Saath reh gayi toh un lamhon ki kahaniyan.
Meeting U was fate
Meeting U was fate, Becoming Ur friend was choice, But falling in love with U was completely out of my control.
Inbox khaali hai
Thandi coffee garam kar lo, Iss patthar dil ko naram kar lo. Aapke hote huye inbox khaali hai, Thodi toh yaaron sharam kar lo.
Missing baby
What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? – – – – – – – – – – – Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?
Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha
Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta. Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.
Swimming ke liye chanda
Bania’s Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool ke liye chanda mang rahe hai.. Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota pani de de.
Tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho
Khuda kare ke tujhe bhi kisse se pyaar ho May to mar raha ho, tere bhi marne ka intazaam ho.
Bhoolkar bhi hume bhool na jana
Bhool se agar koi bhool hui, To bhool samajke use bhool jana, Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, Bhoolkar bhi hume na bhool jana
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di, Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di, Chahte to nehin thaey aapse juda hona para Kya karein agar hamein apno ne hi peeth dikha di…..
U r at the safest place
If U r in dark room, If U find blood everywhere And walls r shaking-don’t worry, U r at the safest place, U r in my heart.
Maafi maang lo
Aagar koi Galti Gustakhi Wagaira Wagaira Wagaira Ho gayi ho toh Koi baat nahi Maafi maang lo Main bahot rahem dil wala hun.
Searching hidden cameras
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What are you so frantically searching? Santa: “Hidden cameras” Jasmeet: And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here? Santa: Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy on…
Dekha nahi palat ke
Tu ne dekha nahi palat ke humain, Warna hum meherban ho jate, Tere dil ki zameen hi na mili Warna hum asman ho jate.
Kaam poora kiya karo
Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein aadha pagal toh ho hi gaya hoon. Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai
Upar aasman hai Niche sagar hai, Aur ek bander isse Shayri samaj kar padh raha hai.