Who let the dog out
I saw u on road today. U were looking so fine, Your face so divine, Your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
I will not throw paper airplanes in class…
A boy caught in class throwing paper aero planes… teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times “I will not throw paper aeroplanes in class.” and submit it tomorrow. Next day, he submitted the paper written #include #include void main( ) { clrscr( ); int cnt; for( cnt=1;cnt
CHAND ne mjh se kaha…
CHAND ne mjh se kaha k tere sare dost kanjus nalaiq gareeb faqeer hain Mene usy ghuse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese howi . . . . . “SACH” Bolne ki 😉
Sawan ki ghata
Aankh jab ashk bahaaye toh mujhe likh dena! Jab meri yaad sataaye toh mujhe likh dena! Koi sawan ki ghata jab tere chatt pe aake, Aag si dil mein lagaye toh mujhe likh dena! Shab ke sannate mein jab toota hua dil koi, Dard ka geet sunaye toh mujhe likh…
Dar lagta hai
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Deedar k kabil nahi raha
Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par, Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.
Pyaar karna sikhaya hai
Dil ko dil se churaya hai aapne, Door hote huye bhi apna banaya hai aapne, Kabhi bhool nahi payenge aap ko, Kyonki pyaar karna sikhaya hai aapne.
Kuch to dard hai
Kuch to baat hai jo aap hamse kahe nahi sakte, Kuch to dard hai jo ap sahai nahi sakte, Hamein itna dur kar diya, Jo ye bate hamse kar bhi nahi sakte.
Takdir hain aap
Kisi khushnasib ki takdir hain aap, Khwabo ki sachi tasvir hai aap. Aur kya kahe aap ki shan me, Mere hathon me DOSTI ki lakeer hain aap.
Love you high
Like Moon in the sky, You are living in my eye, In my heart love you high, For your sake ready to die, Without you my life is dry, If you forget me my soul will fly.
Sachi Dosti Ki Pehchaan
Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai, kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere, yahi sachi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai.
Wrestling with a pig in mud
Arguing with ur wife is like wrestling with a pig in mud, After sometime u realise that u r getting dirty & pig is enjoying it.
Kuch paane ki aas
Sab kuch lootkar bhi hum apna, Kuch paane ki aas lagaye baithe hai. Seene mein sulag rahi hai armaan kayi, Jinhe apna dost banaye baithe hai. Jante hai tum saath nahi ho mere, Phir bhi hum tumko apni dhadkan bana baithe hai.
Luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega
Love & frnd r goin thru a village and luv fell in2 a well. B’coz love is blind. Then frnd also fell in2 the well. B’coz luv k liye saala kuch bhi karega !
Buri nazar se bachaye aapko
Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko, Chand sitaron se sajaye aapko, Gam kya hota hai ye aap bhul hi jaye, Khuda zindagi mein intna hasaye aapko.
Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Nusrat Bhoto k ghar beta hua to 1 shaks ne phocha ap tu bewa hain phir beta kese hua? Wo boli: Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Mohabbat se kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Katl karde woh nazar
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum bhi rakhte hai, Katl karde woh nazar hum bhi rakhte hai, Wada kiya hai kisi ko hamesha muskurane ki, Warna akhoo me samunder hum bhi rakhte hai.
Flower for Garden
Flower for Garden, Fragrance for Flowers, Moon for the sky, Sweet for Honey, Waves for the Sea, Roots for the tree, Vision for Eye, Soul for the life, & you for ME.
No brain dedected
This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs… – – 5 – – 4 – – 3 – – 2 – – 1 – – Error! No brain dedected
He came at night
He came at night, Explored my body, Got on top of me, Touched me, He bit, sucked swallowed & When he was satisfied He left, i was hurt, Bloody mosquito!
I like vegetable Roll…
Journalist to meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ?? Meera : Wesay To I like vegetable Roll, Lekin… HEN Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hoon 🙂
To be honest….
A man saw 3 parrots for sale. He was shocked by abnormally high prices. The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.” “Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.” The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand. What does he do? Owner replies: to…
Har kisi ki kismat nahi hoti
Zindagi har kisi ki ek zaisi nahi hoti, Jo kisi matlab se ki jaaye, woh mohabbat nahi hoti, Khwaabon ke aashiyane toh sabhi bana lete hai, Par har khwaab haqeeqat mein badal jaayen, Yeh har kisi ki kismat nahi hoti.
Bibi par essay
Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.
3 kam kiya karo..
Subha Uthhkar 3 kam kiya karo.. 1) Ishwar ko yaad karo taki TUM ji sako. 2) Mujhe SMS karo taki Main ji saku. 3) Nahaa liya karo taki sab ji sake.
Deedar ki aarzoo hai
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzoo hai, Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzoo hai, Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame, Zindagi mein hame aapke saathki aarzoo hai.
Har dil rota hai
Judai mein har dil rota hai, Milne ke har aas mein jalata hai, Pyaar mein kabhi koi juda nahi hota, Woh to hoti hai majburiyan , Ki unko saccha pyaar nahi hota.
You are my Angel
Day & night only your thought, Other than you no one in my heart, You are my Angel which is a fact, You have became beat of my Heart, Love you till my soul will depart.
Ajeeb itafak tha
Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unhone phool feka sala gamla bhi sath tha.
