Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai, Humne tumko dil ye diya hai, Hum tumko ab khona nehin chahte, Dur tumse hona nehin chahte, Ab tum hi batao ke kya karen, Tumse ye aakar kaise kahen, Ke tum na mili to reh nehin paayenge. Bin tere hum mar jayenge..
They make u laugh
Memories plays very confusing role in life, They make U laugh, When U remember the time cry together, And make U cry, When U remember the time laugh together.
Vitamns for grandson
Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin A, B or C? Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!
Dwells within the heart
There is a miracle called friendship, That dwells within the heart, And you donâ?Tt know how it happens, Or when it even starts.
Dil Se Hamain Bhulao Ge Kaisay
Hum Se Dooor Jao ge Kaisay ? Dil Se Hamain Bhulao Ge Kaisay ? Hum Woh Khushbu Hain Jo Sanson Mein Bastey Hain, Apni Sanson Ko Rok Pao Ge Kaisey?
Gadhey ki zaroorat
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha. Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
Apni takdir likh pate hum
Kash haath ki lakire khinch pate hum, Apni takdir likh pate hum, Mumkin agar aisa hota toh, Apni zindgi ki har khusi dost aapke naam kar jate hum.
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai
Dur na jaaya karo dil tadap jaata hai Tere hi khayalon me din guzar jaata hai Aaj puchha hai dil ne ek sawal tumse Kya dur rehker tumko bhi hamara khayal ata hai
Dil ko todkar haste ho
Dil ko todkar haste ho ! Dil ko tadapakar haste ko ! Zindagi kum pad gayi mohobbat ke liye ! Is mohabbat ka anjaam dekh kar haste to ! Hum to ek pal na jee sake bin aapke ! Aap hume ruswa karke haste ho ! Har kadam par aapka…
In your life
Remember me like pressed flower in Ur notebook, It may not be having any fragrance, But will remind U of my existence forever, In your life.
Youâ?Tre a true friend
Youâ?Tre a true friend, That i want you to know, Our love for each other Has helped us to grow. Weâ?Tve been through some tough times, But weâ?Tve made it through, The only one i ever trusted was you.
Human brian
Human brain is most out standing thing. It functions 24hrs & 365days. It functions right from the time we born, And it stops only when we enter inside the exam hall.
Pyaar kehtay hain
Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain, Jhuki nigaahi ko ikraar kehtay hain, Sirf paanay ka naam mohabbat nahi doston, Kuch khonay ko bhi pyaar kehtay hain.
Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye, Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay more, Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz, Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited, Love is like Habib Oil kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Kuch aur bhi pehena karo
Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Peela hai kurta, gulabi hai salwar, Aare! Kuch aur bhi pehena karo, Yehi to pehenti ho bar bar.
Screw dheele tumhare hain
Asmaan par jitne tare hain Ankhon mein jitne ishare hain Samander ke jitne kinare hain Utne screw dheele tumhare hain
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de mere yaar… Mera sabar bas ab tootne ko hai ! Bas ek bar mujhse milne to aa… Mere jism se rooh bas ab nikalne ko hai ! Bas ek bar apni aakhon se kuch aasoo to baha… Mera janaza bas ab uthne ko…
He gave me U
I asked god 4 flower he gave me bouque. I asked god 4 minute, he gave me day. I asked god 4 true luv, he gave me that too. I asked god 4 an angel and he gave me U.
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali
Rishton ki yeh duniya hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhari Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamari, Agar aajaye muskaan honth pe tumahari.
No other man like me
Husband: “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.” Wife replied: “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Thodi si jaga hame di hai
Jine ki nayi ada di hai, Khush rahne ki usne dua di hai, Aye khuda jahan ki sari khushiyan use dena, Jisne apne dil me thodi si jaga hame di hai.
Bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain
Yoon to zindagi ki rahoon main log hazar milengay Hum kya hum say achy hazar milengay Lekin bhool na jana bhool se bhi hamain Kyoon k hum kahan apko bar bar milengay.
Different position
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele
Chandani raat mein sone se pahele, Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle, Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun, Mai ne socha tumhe ehsaas diladu. Susu karke sona ta ki aapki bed geeli naho jaye. Goodnite.
Maine usse ek ishara kiya
Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? Usne chand likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhe kya chahiye? Usne saara aasmaan likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kab miloge? Usne qyamat ki sham likh ke bheja. Maine pucha kis se darte ho? Usne…
Billions of words
Millions of sentences, Billions of words, Zillions of characters, All just to convey a simple feeling, A feeling as old as humanity, As faint as your smile, And as beautiful as U.
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari
Nazar tumhari, nazar hamari, Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari, Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise, Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Jitne channel TV ke
Jitne channel TV ke, Utne nakhre biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.
Hum unse mahobbat karte hai
Koi chand se mahobbat karta hai Koi suraj se mahobbat karta hai, Hum unse mahobbat karte hai Jo hum se mahobbat karte hai.