Swami Messageanand
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Teri aawaz
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.
Kya khud bhi uska tha…
Manzilein bhi uski thi, Rastey bhi uske thay, Ek mein akela tha, Kafili bhi uska tha, Sath sath chalney ki soch bhi uski thi , Phir rasta badalney ka faisla bhi uska tha, Aaj mein akela hoon to dil ye sawal krta hai, Log to uske they kya khud bhi…
Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna
Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna kyu ki, Tumare liye ghar se bahar nikalna bada khatara hai. Bahar kuch loog bandar pakadne ke liye zoo se aaye hai.
Tum ko bhula rakha hai
Log samajte hai humne tum ko bhula rakha hai, Woh nahi jante dilmein chupa rakha hai, Dekh na le koi tumhe meri ankho mein, Iss darse palko ko juka rakha hain.
Salary meri ho
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…..
Har mulakat ka anjam judai
Zindgi jab bhi teri bahon mein lati hai hamein, Yeh zaami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hamein, Har mulakat ka anjam judai kyon hai, Aab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai hamein.
Meri khamoshi har baat keh gai
Yun milke mulakat ho na saki, Honth kape magar baat ho na saki, Meri khamoshi har baat keh gai, Aur unko shikayat hai baat ho na saki
Mujhse shaadi karogi
BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi GIRL: Kya? BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache BOY: What?? GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na
I want to say some words to u
I want to say some words to u That start with u…& Ends with u “Ullu” ha ha ha……….
I close my eyes
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I close my eyes.
Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN…
“PREM KAHANI” Wo b din thy, dil kehta tha U R ONLY MINE.. Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN.. Phr Hoye nikah-namay pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.. Kuch arsa lga hmen k EVERY THING IS FINE.. Phr apni is prem kahani me aya DECLINE.. Ab wo muje…
FOR MY SPECIAL “FRIEND”…
Wo class ki parhayi, wo piyar bhari batain. Wo sylabus ki Tension, Wo examz ki raatain, Wo canteen ki Party, Wo doston ki batain. Wo jhagray,larayi, Wo roothna,Manana, Wo Future ki planning me raaten bitana, Phr classes me neendon ki wadi me jana, Wo bay tuki baaton ko seriously lena,…
Na Karon jis roz ap ko yaad…
Teri “AWAZ” tere roop ki “Pehchan” ha, Tere “DIL” ki dharkan mere dil ki “Jaan” hai, Na Karon jis roz ap ko yaad” Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi “Be-jan hai. I MISS U
Loog badal jate hai
Taraste the jo milne ko kabhi, Aaj wo kyon mere saaye se katrate hain! Hum bhi wahi dil bhi wahi, Na jane kyon loog badal jate hai !!!
Apni saas lagti hai
Jab jab hume pyaas lagati hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai, Unki diwangi mein hum ho gaye itne diwane ki, Har ladaki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
You are the most beautifool
Fool se, fool ne, Foolon ki foolwari me Fool ke sath wish kiya ‘You are the most beautifool, Colorfool & wonderfool Amongst all the fools.
Teri yaad aati hai
Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai, Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai, Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon, Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.
Apnay pyaar per naaz hota hai
Har dharkan mein ek raaz hota hai, Baat ko batane ka ek andaaz hota hai, Jab tak thokar na lage bewafai ki, Har kisi ko apnay pyaar per naaz hota hai.
You are mine forever
U r mine for ever, Love U much 4 ever, U never roll tear, Ur life will always cheer, If you become mine 4 ever.
Dil mein hai rehna tumhara
Sara jagah se achcha, Dil mein hai rehna tumhara, Bul bul sitara jaisa aawaz hai tumhara, Bina teri sahara main toh hua aawara, Dil ka parde per dekho, Bhara hai roop tumhara.
This message can only b read by a cute person
$Ã,?¢&^%$#!@*&%#$ $%&*^*%^$$^$^%$ $%#%%^$%^$^&&/$ $&$^%$@#$@$@$@$ This message can only b read by a cute person – – – – – – Try again … – – – – – Nothing ? – – – – – Sorry I guess u r just not cute… Hey ! Don’t force it , u…
Saach aur Veham
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai? Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
Innocent jOke…
Innocent jOke. A child said to a pregnant lady “ye pait me kia he? Lady:is me mera pyara sa or cute sa baby he Child: itna pyara tha to khaya q “motti”?
Grammar teacher to Sardar…
Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sardar: Jamila Begherat hay…
Ek kaam kar do
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Khushiyoon se saje zindagi aapki
Mushkiloon se aap ki mulaqat na ho Udas betho kabhi aisi baat na ho Dua hey ke khushiyoon se saje zindagi aapki Bas hame pukar lena agar koi saath na ho
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
Zindagi bhar ke saath
Pyaar karnewale anjaam nahi sochate hai, Aankhein band karke bharosa kar lete hai, Zindagi bhar ke saath ki umeed laga lete hai, Par phir bhi kabhi pyaar mein dil tut jaaye toh, Apne yaar se shikayat nahi karte hai.
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
