Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL
One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaz
Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaz nahi hoti, Ikraar mein suron ki barsaat nahi hoti, Nigahein bayan kar deti hai saari dastaan, Dosti lafzon ki mohataaz nahi hoti.
Penny in a minute
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god. “God”, he said, “how long is a million years?” God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.” The man asked,…
Dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye
Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye, Hum aapko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye, Khuda se maangte hai ki aap jise bhi chaho, Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Kehte hein ki…..
Kehete hai pyar karne wale pagal hote hai Aur jinka dil gehere pyar mein dooba hota hai Aur jo bhi kuch bol dete hai Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jati hai.
Chhod jayenge sab sath tumhara
Duniya mein tujhey ae dost bohot ghum milenge Sach jano achhay log bahot kam milenge Jis mod pe chhod jayenge sab sath tumhara Usi mood pe khade ae dost hum milenge
Kisi aur ke hojaye
Kitna pyaar karte hai hum unse, Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas hojaye, Magar aisa na hoke woh laut kar tab aaye, Jab hum kisi aur ke hojaye.
You may find..
You may find someone better than me, important than me, dearer than me, but not the one who loves you more than me.
Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya
Rishto ne har qadam pe imtihaan liya, Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya, Zindagi se phir bhi shikayat nahi, Kyuki zindagi ne aap jaise dost bhi diya.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, Hum har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai, Bada farq hai logon aur humare nazriyee mein, Log dil ko dard aur hum dard ko dil.
Kaise pata chalega
Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega? Circuit: Bahut simple hai, jis jore me mard hans raha ho vo boy friend hai nahi to miya hai bas.
Usme bhi dimaag hai
Socha tumhe chand kahu par usme daag hai, Socha tumhe suraj kahu par usme aag hai, Fir socha tumhe bander kahu par.. Usme bhi dimaag hai !
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki…
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai. Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.
Bhula toh na doge
Mere pyaar ko tum bhula toh na doge, Kahi dost banke daga toh na doge, Tumhe dekhne ko tarasta rahoon main, Mohabbat mein aisi saja to na doge, Kisi aur ka naam tum dil pe likhke, Mera naam dil se mita to na doge.
Just one wish
If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, The touch of your fingers on my skin, And the feel of your heart beating with mine… Knowing that I could…
Meri dosti ka rang
Meri “Dosti” woh rang hai jo aap chuda nahi paoge, Bas itni gujarish hai aapse ki “SURF EXCEL” se mat dhona, Varna doondte reh jaoge!!
Difficult to understand god
Its difficult 2 understand god, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Yaado ki halki barish
Waqt ki dundh mein jeena chahata hoon, Yaado ki halki barish mein bheegna chahata hoon, Chahata hoon ki uss gujre waqt ko wapas le aaun, Par waqt toh waqt hai, waqt se har baar maath khata hoo.
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti, Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aati na hoti, Sath gujara hota har lamha, Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.
Baahar ki cheez mat khana
Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa And eat only aloo, why? Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”
Ruthoge toh manayenge
Yaad na karoge to satayenge, Ruthoge toh manayenge, Royoge toh hasayenge, Dost hai hum saya nehi, Jo andhere mein saath chod jayenge.
Marna hai maro apne watan ke liye
Marna hai maro apne watan ke liye Kyu marte ho ek raat ki dulhan ke liye Yakeen na ho toh dil mein jhanko ek dafa Kisi aashiq ki laash padi hai ek kafan ke liye
Love quotes
Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself. Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep, because reality is better than a dream. Love is when you wake up each morning, knowing that you have this great person by…
Figure like coke bottle
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
U are 100% stupid
U r 100% beautiful, U r 100% lovely, U r 100% sweet, U r 100% nice, and U r 100% stupid to believe these words.
Dil pe fida hoke toh dikhaiye
Chehre pe fida toh har koi hota hai, Dil pe fida hoke toh dikhaiye, Jaan lutaane ki baat toh sab karte hai, Dil se kabhi apna maan ke toh dekhiye.
Hum aap ko chahte hai
Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo. Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai.
My car starts from T
Santa : What is the name of ur car Lady : I forget its name but it starts from ‘T’. Santa : Oye teri to kamaal di gaddi hai ‘tea’ se start hoti hai Aur hamari ‘petrol’ se.