Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste
Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste, Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste, Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah, Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah.
The real meaning of GIRL…
The full form of GIRL: G = Ghost I = In R = Real L = Life
Aajma ke dekh lena
Jab jee chahe aajma ke dekh lena, Iss dil ke tukde karwa ke dekh lena, Har tukde mein teri hi tasveer nazar aayegi, Chahe koi bhi tukda utha ke dekh lena.
Pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam
Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam, Tasvir bhi utaar dali, aur likha yeh paigam, Zinda ya murda pakadnewale ko 5000/- inaam.
Paap mitane ke liye 108 baar mantra ka jaap karo
Apni Zindagi ke paap mitaane ke liye 108 baar iss mantra ka jaap karo East or west, (Your name) is the best. Ab mera naam delete karke apna naam daal kar aur paap mat karo.
Asman pe jakar ek ghar banaunga
Tumse phele is duniya se main chala jaunga, Asman pe jakar ek ghar banaunga, Sitare aur chand tumari kahna manega, Wahe main tumahare pyaar ki duniya sajaunga.
Khud nishana ban gaye
Zakhm itne gehre hain, Izhaar kya karen.. Hum khud nishana ban gaye, Waar kya karen.. Mar gaye hum, magar khuli rahi aankhen Ab isse zyada unka intezaar kya karen.
Crazy I’m but only for U
Sweet I’m but sugar is U, Image is mine but colour of U, Flower I’m but smell is U, Crazy I’m but only for U. I love U…
Full form of ABCDEFGHIJK
A – U r attractive B – U r d best C – U r cute D – U r dear 2 me E – U r excellent to me F – U r funny G – U r good looking H – He he he I – I’m J…
Mother vs mother-in-law
Once GOD thought he will not look after everyone so he creates “Mother”. When devil saw that God creates “Mother” he became crazy and creates Mother-In-Law!!
Hasti hai duniya
Jindagi mein kabhi mayush na hona, Dil rooe magar aankhoo se na rona, Hasti hai duniya dil par jakham dekar, Khuda ke waaste kissi ko apna dil na dena.
Roke rukana saka
Roke rukana saka yeh pyaar, Tumko dekha to rukna saka pyaar, Tum pukaarte rahe, Yeh ehasaas hi bahut tha!
Prerana ke saath aparna aur komolika free dega…
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede, Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede, Bhagwan tujhe 1 ke badle 3 dega Anurag ki tarah prerana ke saath aparna aur komolika free dega…
Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya
Year sms charges: 1995 – 5Rs – – 1996 – 4Rs – – 1997 -3Rs – – 2000 – 2Rs – – 2003 – 1Re – – 2006 – 50Ps – – 2007 – Free Ab bhi msg nahi karoge to kya, Tab karoge jab msg karne ke paise milenge?
Saanse thamne lagi hai
Pal pal saanse thamne lagi hai, Zindagi maut ke pehlu mein sone lagi hai, Uss bewafa se na pooch meri maut ki wajah, Woh toh bas zamane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai!
Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai
Baarish ka mausam bada tadpata hai, Woh aajaye mehfil mein yeh dil chahta hai, Par wo aayenge kaise, Unke paas na raincoat hai na chata hai!!
Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di
Manga tha maut toh zindagi de di, Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di, Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai aap ke paas, Jawan main usne tumhari dosti de di.
Tumhari bhabhai khadi hai
Hindi teacher santa se: Woh ek sundar ladki khadi hai, Isko doosre shabdo mein bayan karo. Santa: Woh dekho yaaro tumhari bhabhi khadi hai…
hamshakal jurwan bachay…
2 hamshakal jurwan bachay sardi k mosam me apny kamrey me bethay thay, In me se 1 hans hans k loot poot ho raha tha or 2nd udas konay me betha kanp raha tha, Baap ne pucha: tum itna q hans rahay ho? Wo bola “kuch nahi papa, aaj mama…
Woh phir na aaye
Kabhi aanso chupa chupa ke rooey, Kabhi dastan-e-gum suna ke rooey, Raat kat ti hai intezar-e-yaar mein, Hum raat bhar taroon ko jaga jaga ke rooey, Woh na aaye raat ka wada kar ke, Hum tamaam raat shama jala jala ke rooey, Aaj raat unke aaney ki umeed thi humein,…
Har sadak aap ke naam
Manzilo ki har sadak aap ke naam, Mohabbat ki har adda aap ke naam, Pyaar bhari har nigah aap ke naam, Aur aaj labon par aaane wali har dua aapke naam. Love U alot
Purush ke janhit mein jaari
Nari ke chakkar mein bhool na jana yaari, Jab laat maregi nari to yaad aayegi hamari, Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se janhit mein jaari.
Road par bheek mang rahe hote
True thought:- Zara socho agar sms receive karne ke paise lagte to kya hota? Guess, Aaj tum meri wajha se road par bheek mang rahe hote.
Khwaab tha usse khush rakhne ka
Khwaab tha usse khush rakhne ka, Jab aankh khuli to khwaab tuta, Shyad mera chehra uska khwaab nahi hai, Par khush hun kyunki wo khush hai.
Pyaara sa ek ehsaas hai aap
Pyaara sa ek ehsaas hai aap, Harpal hamare paas hai aap, Jine ki ek aas hai aap, Mana ke ek vishwaas hai aap, Shayad iss liye kuch khaas hai aap.
Keep in touch with me
Keep in touch with me otherwise. 1 2 3 4 ………… 14 15 16 17 18 19 ……….. 30 31 32 All your teeth will be broken!
You are a flower
I am a dog and u r a flower, I am a dog and u r a flower, So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Height of Jhatka…
A Boy after having gr8 time with GF He saw a Guy’s Photo in Her Bag & asked Is He your Ex-BF? GF Kissd Him & said No it’s Me befiew surgery
Ek kahani hu main
Agar rakh sako toh ek nishani hu main, Aur kho do toh sirf ek kahani hu main, Rok paye na jisko ye saari duniya, Woh ek boondh aankh ka paani hu main.