Love is like Iodex
Love is like Iodex ohh, aah, auch dour bhagaye, Love is like Pepsi Yeh dil mangay more, Love is like Wah Dil jeetnay ka meetha andaz, Love is like Samsung Everyone is Invited, Love is like Habib Oil kyun kay Dil ka mamla hay.
Computer kabhi hang nahi hoga
Zindigi ka Dukh ‘Delete’ karo Dushmano ko ‘Backspace’ do or Dosti ‘Enter’ karo Dekhna zindagi ka computer Kabhi hang nahi hoga.
Fark sirf itna hoga
Tere ghar se doli uthaigi, Muje bhi 4 uthaenge tuje bhi 4 uthaenge, Par fark sirf itnaa hoga ki tuje tere sage uthaenge, Aur mujhe mere yaar uthaaenge, Mujh per bhi phool bikharenge aur tujh per bhi phool bikharenge, Par fark sirf itna hoga ki tujh par bikharey hue phool…
Honestly…for nothing
First prisoner : What were you convicted for? Second prisoner : Nothing. First prisoner : Honestly…for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
Every day god remember U
Every day god remember U, Every minute god misses U, Every second god cares for U, B’coz every day I pray to god, To take care for U.
Which has no end.
A star has 5 ends, A square has 4 ends, A triangle has 3 ends, A line has 2 ends, A life has 1 end, But,I hope our friendship will be like a circle, Which has no end.
Cheque of kisses
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
Kal ka kya pata
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega, Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega, Jee lo ye pal jab hum saath hai, Kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega.
Train kya cheez hai
Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya cheez hai.
Dosti pe shak na kar
Aey dost dosti pe shak na kar, Yeh hum nahi tere nishan kehte hai, Tu hi hai sachcha dost, Yeh hum baar baar kehte hai.
Tera ehsaas bhi hai
Tu dur hai mujh se, Per paas bhi hai, Teri kami main kahin, Tera ehsaas bhi hai.
Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge
Gar jo dil ki suno toh haar jaoge, Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge, Jaan dene ki baat toh har koi karta hai, Zindgi banane wala kaha se laoge, Jo ek nazar dekhoge humein, Har taraf humko hi paoge, Yakeen apni chaaht ka itna hai mujhe, Meri aankhon mein…
If I get a chance
If I get a chance to go to Moon, My great wish is I will draw your face on the Moon So that through out the night ,wherever I go I can see your face.
Mera yaar kabhi pyaas se tarse
Khuda ki rahemat sare sansar par barse, Mere hisse ki rahmat mere yaar par barse, Ae khuda mujhe kar dena pani, Agar mera yaar kabhi pyaas se tarse.
Heart attack
Teacher: Johny, If Your Father Earned $100,000,000 And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother, What Would She Have? Little Johny: A Heart attack
Tadapna dil ko padta hai
Kagaz bhi mere paas hai Kalam bhi mere paas hai Likhai bhi to kya likhe Dil jo tumhare paas hai Garmi is suraj se hoti hai Tadapna zamin ko padta hai Mohabbat aankho se hoti hai Tadapna dil ko padta hai.
Agar aap andhe nahi hote
Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya. Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye sab sambhav nahi hota.
Aapke hothon par muskaan rahe
Har lamha aapke hothon par muskaan rahe Khuda kare har gham se aap anjaan rahein Mehek uthe jis se zindagi aapki Wo shaks humesha aapke paas rahe.
Allah ke naam pe de de re baba
Yaad hai pehele hum kahan milte the. Train ruki, khidki khuli, nazron se nazren mili aur aapne kaha Allah ke naam pe de de re baba!
Haal dekh kar mera
Haal dekh kar mera khuda bhi tadap jayega, Jab bhi hogi bewaffai ki baat nujhe bhi koi bhoola yaad aayega, Are apno ne kya kami rakhi jo ab koi anjan sitam dhayega, Mat chu palkon ko Hai itna dard isme ke tera daaman bheeg jayega.
To know U is an adventure
To know U is an adventure, To care 4 U is an art, To luv U is a pleasure, But to have U in my life, Is an absolute treasure.
Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye
Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye, Dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, Yeh woh jajba hai jo sabko milta nahi, Kyun ki aap jaisa dost chahiye nibhane ke liye..!
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, Ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, Yeh to aane vale bancho ki jid he mumy chahiye, Varna shadi karna hame pasand nahi!!
Pyaar pooja hai to ibadat bhi
Pyaar pooja hai to ibadat bhi, Tyaag hai to samarpan bhi, Asaani se jo mil jaye woh pyaar nahi, Badle mein jo dard de jaye wahi to sachhi inayat hai!
Pyaar ye tu ne kya kiya
Aap ki yado ne ham ko sone na diya Rona chaha par hamare dard ne rone na diya Iss pyaar ne ham ko sone na diya Aur tumhare shiva kisi ka hone diya Ye pyaar ye tu ne kya kiya.
Dekh ke so jana
Aaj – – – Raat – – – Theek – – – 12:59:59 Baje – – Ke – – – Baad – – – 01:00 Bajega! Dekh kar so jana.
Banana hoga monkey ya donkey
Khuda ne jab aapko banaya hoga, Total confusion ka mahol chaya hoga. Banana hoga monkey ya donkey, Phir dono ka mixture pasand aaya hoga.
Naseeb mein likha hai
Nazar chahti hai didaar karna, dil chahta hai pyaar karna, kya batayein is dil ka aalam, naseeb mein likha hai intezar karna.
Sitting alone near the window
Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in my heart Your memories in my mind In your thoughts I became blind.
Agar zinda ho toh sms bhejo
Agar zinda ho to 4/5 sms bhejo, Markar aasmaan mein ho toh barish bhejo, Agar sowarg mein ho toh apsara bhejo, Aur agar nark mein ho toh enjoy yourself!