Ek aur janaza tha tere janaze ke piche
Boy To Girl: (Mar jaane ke baad) Ek wada tha tera har wade ke piche, Tu milegi mujhe har darwaje ke piche, Par main tujhse khafa hoon ki, Ek tu hi na thi mere janaze ke piche. Girl To Boy: Ek wada tha mera har wade ke piche, Main milungi…
Dil tuta toh ek aawaj aayi
Dil tuta toh ek aawaj aayi, Cheer ke dekha toh ek cheekh nikal aayi, Socha kya hoga iss virane dil mein, Lahu se dhokar dekha toh aapki tasvir nikal aayi.
Most precious gift
But the happiness it brings you Always gives a special lift And you realize that friendship Is god’s most precious gift.
Mobile hai?
Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni hay kye khariat say pohanch gaya.
Aqwal-e-Zarin….
Aqwal-e-Zarin: 3 Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hai… 1. Balance. 2. Battery. 3. SMS Package.:-)
Don’t think that U are in Love…
When words are not enough to express Ur Feelings Don’t think that U are in Love. It means that U need to improve Ur VOCABULARY..!!
(Business Mind)
1 Bhikari Ki Lottery lagi to Us ne Masjid banwai. 2nd Bhikari: Tu ne Masjid Q banwai? 1st: Is ke Saamne ab mein Akela hi Bheek maango ga;-) (Business Mind)
Physics would have been much easier..
Physics would have been much easier.. if… if.. If.. “Tree” had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple..
Dedicated to all LOVING friends…
The friends living in my heart are terrible residents.. They capture it like a qabza group, Pay no rent like a muft-khor, Don’t vacate easily like dheet people And when they finally leave the heart, it’s broken into pieces like A .. khudkush Hamla-Awar! Dedicated to all LOVING friends…
Nazar tum aate ho
Kabhi subha ko yaad aate ho, kabhi shaam ko yaad aate ho, Kabhi kabhi itna yaad aate ho, Aaina hum dekte hai, nazar tum aate ho!
Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna
Kadam kadam pe hawa ki aahat ka dhyan rakhna, Mushkil samay bhe dost ko yaad rakhna, Hamare yado ki khushboo zaroor ayege, Tum bus apni naak saaf rakhna
Tum laakh chupao duniya se
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya. Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL? DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?
Dard-e-dil ki dastaan
Darde-e dil ki daastan, Mohabbat ke safar mein, Hai ishq ki galiyan badnaam! Kasam kasam lene se darte hain, Tumko yaad karke rote nahin hain, Par samajh kar baat badana, Is samaajh mein ek samajh hai!
Deedar ko tarasti hain
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, Meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbur hai tu bhi, Phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.
Woh karte hai baat ishq ki
Woh karte hai baat ishq ki, Par ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nahi, Ishq woh chand hai jo dikhta hai sab ko, Par usse pana sab ke bas ka kaam nahi.
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty. Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u…
Sign of remembrance
Every tear is a sign of brokenness, Every silence is sign of lonliness, Every smile is sign of kindness, Every sms is sign of remembrance.
Har ishq mein aisa mod kyu aata hai
Har ishq mein aisa mod kyu aata hai, Ek sathi dusrai ko tanha chod jata hai, Janmoo tak saath nibhane wala pyaar, Kisi ke khatir kisi apne ka dil ko tod jata hai.
Chand se dosti humne todli
Chand se dosti humne todli Jab usne hume unki khabar dena chodh di Sitaroin ne ro ke kaha isme chand ka kiya kasoor Jo tumhaara apna hai us hi ne aane ki kasam tod di…
Bole har ladki apko
Aankho mein “SHARAFAT” Chaal mein “NAJAKAT” Dil mein “SACHCHAI” Aur chehre mein “SAFAI” Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “Bhai”.
Ab to iqrar kerlo..
Ab to iqrar kerlo.. Or na tarpao… ab to bata do.. or na sharmao.. k… ap mujhse…. mujhse….. mujhse… ziada kanjos hain 😉
Ham pe shaq hain
Maut se daar nahi lagta mujhko Tujh se judaai ka daar hain Kisi aur ka haq nahi mujh pe Sirf tujhe haq hain Punch lo apni dhadkano se Kitna pyaar hain aapse Aur aapko ham pe shaq hain.
Tu anokhi kahani bhi
Aaina hai tera chehra, Par sheesha toot jata, Tu gamon ka sagar bhi, Par badal kyon barsana jaanta nahin, Dhoop mein toh khilkar kali khilti hai, Baag mein bhawaron ko lalchaati hai! Tu anokhi kahani bhi, Gumnaamsi dhakano mein bhi!
Word from my heart
I searched through books & leafed through cards For words that would convey, What I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, All I can write was….I Luv U
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower & dipped it in dew Lovingly touched it which turned in to you, & Then he gifted to me n’ said, “This friend is for you”
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Ye Mahobbat hai
Kitna bebas hai inshaan kismat ke aage, Kitna dhur hai sapna hakikat ke aage, Koi mere dhadkan se puche, Kitna tarapta hai ye dil unke mohabbat ke leya.
To phir rehene do…
Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy- Bilkul nahi.. Girl- To phir rehne do…
Dil pe dosti ki hukumat hai
Dosti insaan ki zarurat hai, Dil pe dosti ki hukumat hai. Aaz socha tha aap ko jawab kya bheju, Aap jaise logon ko gulab kya bhejun.
