Yeh paigaam aaye
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye, Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye, Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum, Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.
Maat pucho kya gujarti hai
Mohabbat mein laakho zakhm khaye humne Afsos unhe humpar aitbar nahi Maat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par Jab woh kehte hai humein tumse pyaar nahi.
Meri mohabbat me kami kya thi
Agar aapke dil ka mere dil se koi rista nahi to, To aapka dil mere sine me dhadakta kyu hai, Dard to aapne mitha hi diya hai dil ko, Lekinye khara pani aankho se chalakta kyu hai? Zameen me kuch nami se thi, ful ke aanchal me kuch bhi kami…
I luv you for…
I luv you not only for what you are, But for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, But for what you are making of me. I luv you for the part of me that u bring out.
Friendship is not a game to play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on march and ends on may, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Kiss me…
Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo. Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u. Girl: And if 4,5 & 6, Boy: Then u kiss me.
Bewafa thi woh na kahenge
Aaye na tumhe yaad hamari, Hum hamesha karenge fariyad tumhari, Bewafa thi woh na kahenge, Kahenge kami thi wafa main hamari.
Naag do not punch me
Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So simple yaar… Naag do not punch me.
Yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
Dosti ki galiyo mein koi gham na ho, Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho, Bas yehi dua tum kush raho, Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
Tere khawab mujhay sonay nahi detay.
Hum ahlay nazar hain magar phir bhi tere bageer Khud ko kisi ke khayal main khonay nahi dete Din ko teri yaadain mujhay parhnay nahin deti Ratoon ko tere khawab mujhay sonay nahi dete.
Utha ke le gaya koi
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, Issi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, Tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, Lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi.
Phir aag ka darya hai aur doob ke jana hai
Usne Kaha… Ishq nai asaan bas itna samajh lijiye, Aag ka darya hai aur doob ke jana hai. Maine Kaha… Masoom Mohabat ka bas itna sa fasana hai, Kaghaz ki haveli aur barish ka zamana hai, Kya shart-e-mohabat, Kya shart-e-zamana hai, Uss par utarne ki umeed bohat kam hai, Kashti…
Love isn’t a decision
Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, It would be much simpler, But much less magical.
A lucky star dropped
A lucky star dropped on earth last night, It asked me what did i want? A true friend or a million dollar I had to choose a million dollar Because I already have you.
Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c? Srdar G: nzr te aya c pr truck te likhya c Tu lang ja saadi khair aey.
Bewafa thi woh na kahenge
Aaye na tumhe yaad hamari, Hum hamesha karenge fariyad tumhari, Bewafa thi woh na kahenge, Kahenge kami thi wafa main hamari.
Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai
Teray Phikar say baat chalti hai Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai Phool itnay haseen nahin hain sanam En per sirf aap ka nikhar hota hai
Machhar marne ka tarika
Machhar marne ka tarika: Pehle ek zinda machhar pakde, Fir usse zamin pe litayen, Fir usse gudgudi karen, Aur jaise hi hasne k liye machar muh khole usse ALLOUT pila dein
Khuda se kya mange
Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, Khuda se kya mange, Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.
Kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Kitna busy ho?
Kya ker rahe ho? Busy ho? Kitna busy ho? Agar kum ho toh message kyun nahi karte ho? Agar zyada ho toh message kyun pad rahe ho?
U make me feel so right
U make me feel so right, every day n every night, Let me tell u how much I luv u, From the moment I saw ur face, I never ever thought about u being replaced.
Friends forever
A ring is round and has no end…. and that’s how long I’ll be your friend. Friends forever!!
Saari umar watchman
Evolution of man: Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi ke din superman Shaadi ke baad Gentleman Aur B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha, Janae kab toot jaye yeh kaanch ki tarha, Kisi mod pe mulaqaat ho gai hamari, Toh aankhain mat moorna anjaanaon ki tarha.
Ye dil hi aisa hai
Kushi tere aney ki Gham tere janey ka Ye dil hi aisa hai Jo tere bin ek pal Nahin rey pata.
Button na dabao
Babloo Yes Sir Tinku Yes sir Gullu Yes sir Ullu ? Ullu ? Ullu Button na dabao present lagwao.
Har ek insaan
Har ek insaan ki ek hi maan hoti hai, Har ek insaan ki ek hi jaan hoti hai, Har ek insaan ki ek hi baat hoti hai, Ke dosti ho to zindagi aasaan hoti hai.
Jaha teri kami hogi
Zuban khamosh, ankhon mein nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, Kaise bharegi woh jagah jaha teri kami hogi.
