Airlines slogan
Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment… Warm b’coz AC doesn’t work & Motherly because Air hostesses are above 50
Zindagi bewafa ban jati hai
Kabhi aapki yaade dard ban jati hai, Kabhi apki yaade dawa ban jati hai, Agar in yaado mein aapki yaade na ho toh, Zindagi bewafa ban jati hai!
Woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi….
Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi
Aapki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai Ap jab bhi koi kaam kerte hain Dil lagaker karte hain – – – – – Kiyonki – – – – – Kiyon ki – – – – – Dimag to aapke paas hai hi nahi.
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke piyalon ko piya nahi karte, Kuch isse dost hain hamare, Jinko pareshan na karo, Toh wo hamain yaad kia nahi karte.
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par kabhi unke dur kabhi durbadar ghamay aashiqi tera shukriya mai kanha kahan sei guzar gaya
Kiss is a key of love
Kiss is a key of love, love is a lock of marriage, Marriage is a box of children, Children are the problem of India. See how much problem a kiss can create Stop kissing now.
Susu kar ke soja…
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Friendship is not finding the right person
Friendship is not about finding the right person, But creating the right relationship, Its not how much u care in the beginning, But how much u care till the end.
Kaun aisa hai jo ye paap nahi karta
Pyaar kare usse koi maaf nahi karta, Koi uske saath insaf nahi karta, Log pyaar ko paap toh kehte hai, Par kaun aisa hai jo ye paap nahi karta???
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge
Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le Hum jindagi bhar ke liye so jayenge.
Mango man
Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man.
Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni
Gile kaagaz ki tarah hai zindagi apni, Koi jalaata bhi nahi aur koi bahaata bhi nahi, Is kadar akele ho gaye hai aapke jane ke baad, Ke koi sataataa bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi.
Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota
Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota, Kimti cheez ka har koi kaabil nahi hota, Yeh to Rab ki meherbaani hai, Warna tumsa dost har kisiko haasil nahi hota
Unke bina kaise jee payenge
Woh kehte hai ki agar naseeb hoga mera toh, Hum unhe zaroor payenge, Hum puchte hai unse, Agar hum badnaseeb hue toh, Unke bina kaise jee payenge.
Hearts could only luv for a while
Hearts could only luv for a while, Feet could only walk for a mile, Clothes won’t forever be in style But having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
Girls are incomplete without boys
Woman has man in it, Mrs has mr in it, Female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, So girls r always incomplete without boys.
Zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar
Laut jati hai duniya gam hamara dekhkar, Jaise laut jaati hai lehere kinara dekhkar. Tum kandha na dena mere janaze ko, Kahi fir se zinda na ho jau tere sahara dekhkar.
Har nazar ko ek nazar
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai, Har dil mein chupa ek ehsaas hai, Aap se pyaar yuhi nahi ki humnein, Kya kare hamari pasand hi kuch khaas hai.
Shame
Judge: 3rd time you are coming to court, You don’t have shame? Santa: you are coming daily, You don’t have shame?
Pepsodent se daant saaf karna
Pepsodent se daant saaf karna, Babul se fresh karna, Colgate se white karna, Agar fir bhi fayda na ho to, Bindas HARPIC use karna. Good Day!
Kanha kahan sei guzar gaya
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par, kabhi unke dar kabhi darbadar, ghamay aashiqi tera shukriya mai, kanha kahan sei guzar gaya.
Believe me..
Believe me, you are the one, Whom my heart finds, Whom my mind reminds me of, Whom my destiny wants, Whom I love the most.
Friends r like stars
If a lover is like a moon Then friends r like stars. The sky can look beautiful without moon But not without stars.
Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge
Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Aur – – – – Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…
Tujhko apna bana liya maine
Dil ki tadap ko kaise lafjo mein bayan karoon, Teri yaad ko kaise apne dil se juda karoon, Dil hi dil mein tujhko apna bana liya maine, Tujh bin guzara kaise main mere meherba karoon.
Safed sari me tum ambulance nazar aati ho
Safed sari me tum ambulance nazar aati ho. Ambulance ghayalo ko lejati hai aur tu ghayel kar k jaati hai.
Do glass ki kahani
Santa soote waqt Do glass rakhte hai, Ek mein paani sur ek Khaali why? Socho? Kyunki pyas lag bhi sakti Hai aur nahi bhi.
Intezar ki ghadi sath hoti hai
Pyaar Karne walon ki kismat kharab hoti hai, Har waqt intezar ki ghadi sath hoti hai, Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai.
Kafan se kafan ko dafan karne waalon
Kafan se kafan ko dafan karne waalon, Khusi se kasam ko wehem karne waalon, Sitam se sanam ka karam karne waalon, Kantoon se jakham ka marhum karne waalon, Tamanna thi mujhe bas teri saath ki phir, Kyon dhokha diya aye rehem karne waalo!!