Kuch paane ki aas
Sab kuch lootkar bhi hum apna, Kuch paane ki aas lagaye baithe hai. Seene mein sulag rahi hai armaan kayi, Jinhe apna dost banaye baithe hai. Jante hai tum saath nahi ho mere, Phir bhi hum tumko apni dhadkan bana baithe hai.
Luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega
Love & frnd r goin thru a village and luv fell in2 a well. B’coz love is blind. Then frnd also fell in2 the well. B’coz luv k liye saala kuch bhi karega !
Buri nazar se bachaye aapko
Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko, Chand sitaron se sajaye aapko, Gam kya hota hai ye aap bhul hi jaye, Khuda zindagi mein intna hasaye aapko.
Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Nusrat Bhoto k ghar beta hua to 1 shaks ne phocha ap tu bewa hain phir beta kese hua? Wo boli: Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Mohabbat se kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Katl karde woh nazar
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum bhi rakhte hai, Katl karde woh nazar hum bhi rakhte hai, Wada kiya hai kisi ko hamesha muskurane ki, Warna akhoo me samunder hum bhi rakhte hai.
Flower for Garden
Flower for Garden, Fragrance for Flowers, Moon for the sky, Sweet for Honey, Waves for the Sea, Roots for the tree, Vision for Eye, Soul for the life, & you for ME.
No brain dedected
This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs… – – 5 – – 4 – – 3 – – 2 – – 1 – – Error! No brain dedected
He came at night
He came at night, Explored my body, Got on top of me, Touched me, He bit, sucked swallowed & When he was satisfied He left, i was hurt, Bloody mosquito!
I like vegetable Roll…
Journalist to meera: What Type Of Roles U Like ?? Meera : Wesay To I like vegetable Roll, Lekin… HEN Roll Bhi Khaa Leti Hoon 🙂
To be honest….
A man saw 3 parrots for sale. He was shocked by abnormally high prices. The owner says, “the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.” “Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.” The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand. What does he do? Owner replies: to…
Har kisi ki kismat nahi hoti
Zindagi har kisi ki ek zaisi nahi hoti, Jo kisi matlab se ki jaaye, woh mohabbat nahi hoti, Khwaabon ke aashiyane toh sabhi bana lete hai, Par har khwaab haqeeqat mein badal jaayen, Yeh har kisi ki kismat nahi hoti.
Bibi par essay
Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.
3 kam kiya karo..
Subha Uthhkar 3 kam kiya karo.. 1) Ishwar ko yaad karo taki TUM ji sako. 2) Mujhe SMS karo taki Main ji saku. 3) Nahaa liya karo taki sab ji sake.
Deedar ki aarzoo hai
Aankhon ko aapke deedar ki aarzoo hai, Dil ko aapke pyaar ki aarzoo hai, Kisi mod pe bhul na jana hame, Zindagi mein hame aapke saathki aarzoo hai.
Har dil rota hai
Judai mein har dil rota hai, Milne ke har aas mein jalata hai, Pyaar mein kabhi koi juda nahi hota, Woh to hoti hai majburiyan , Ki unko saccha pyaar nahi hota.
You are my Angel
Day & night only your thought, Other than you no one in my heart, You are my Angel which is a fact, You have became beat of my Heart, Love you till my soul will depart.
Ajeeb itafak tha
Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unke galli say gujra ajeeb itafak tha, Unhone phool feka sala gamla bhi sath tha.
Swami Messageanand
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats…? Balance ka moh tyaag aur sms kar… Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi… Swami Messageanand.
Teri aawaz
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti chala lete hai.
Kya khud bhi uska tha…
Manzilein bhi uski thi, Rastey bhi uske thay, Ek mein akela tha, Kafili bhi uska tha, Sath sath chalney ki soch bhi uski thi , Phir rasta badalney ka faisla bhi uska tha, Aaj mein akela hoon to dil ye sawal krta hai, Log to uske they kya khud bhi…
Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna
Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna kyu ki, Tumare liye ghar se bahar nikalna bada khatara hai. Bahar kuch loog bandar pakadne ke liye zoo se aaye hai.
Tum ko bhula rakha hai
Log samajte hai humne tum ko bhula rakha hai, Woh nahi jante dilmein chupa rakha hai, Dekh na le koi tumhe meri ankho mein, Iss darse palko ko juka rakha hain.
Salary meri ho
Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…..
Har mulakat ka anjam judai
Zindgi jab bhi teri bahon mein lati hai hamein, Yeh zaami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hamein, Har mulakat ka anjam judai kyon hai, Aab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai hamein.
Meri khamoshi har baat keh gai
Yun milke mulakat ho na saki, Honth kape magar baat ho na saki, Meri khamoshi har baat keh gai, Aur unko shikayat hai baat ho na saki
Mujhse shaadi karogi
BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi GIRL: Kya? BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache BOY: What?? GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na
I want to say some words to u
I want to say some words to u That start with u…& Ends with u “Ullu” ha ha ha……….
I close my eyes
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? Boy: I close my eyes.
Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN…
“PREM KAHANI” Wo b din thy, dil kehta tha U R ONLY MINE.. Sara sara din krty thy ek doojay ko JOIN.. Phr Hoye nikah-namay pe jhat-pat dono k SIGN.. Kuch arsa lga hmen k EVERY THING IS FINE.. Phr apni is prem kahani me aya DECLINE.. Ab wo muje…
