Jam kadwaa hai
Jam kadwaa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagtay hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye
The day I met you
Once something strange happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
Girlfriends r like chocolates
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.
Haan OR Nahin
Hurry up, Fill in the blankswith “HAAN” or “NAHIN” 1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon. 2. ______ main hi chor hoon. 3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai. 4. ______ main hi idiot hoon Let me see who is brave !!!
Don’t Break anyone’s heart…
Don’t Break anyone’s heart They hve only one of it… Break their bones… They hve 206 of them…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai . . Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwaad ab tk hy
Tumhein jis ki talaash hai
Ye dua hai ke tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, Har nazar mein bas pyaar nazar aaye, Tumhein jis ki talaash hai, Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash mein aaye.
Kahin infection na ho jaye
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Kismat se jalna chod do
Milte hai aachai dost sirf khushnasibo ko, Meri kismat se jalna chod do. Agar tamana ho milne ki mere dost se, Toh bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil me rahenge, Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
Na zane kaise
Zindagi lehar thi aap shail hue, Na zane kaise hum se bhool hue, Aur hum aapki dosti ke kabil na hue, Na bhulenge hum uss haseen pal ko, Jab aap hamari choti se duniya mein shamil hue.
Bas itna bata dena
Usko bas itna bata dena.. Itna aasaan nahi hain tumhe bhula dena.. Teri yaadein bhi tere jaisi hi hain.. Unhein aata hai bas rula dena..!
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Everyone wonders why
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Who is friend?
Who is friend? A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear, Catches the second, Stop the third, & Turns the 4th into a smile!!!
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabbat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi.
Do pal aap saath dete
Khoobsurat to hai zindagi Aapke bagair magar tanha hai zindagi Jo pal do pal aap saath dete Pal bhar mein hum kaat lete ye safar To kya jo lambi dagar hai zindagi
Toh loog bolte hai
Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai, Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai, Aur agar dil chup ho to? Toh Loog bolte hai “Ram Naam Satya Hai”
Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai
Khushi mile to hass na saki, Gum mile to roo na saki, Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai, Jise chaha usse pa na saki, Aur jise paye usse chaha na saki.
Ek bar tu hans k dikha
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, Tere liye chand tare tod du, Khushiyon k darwaze ter liye khol du, Ek bar tu hans k dikha, Tere sare “Daant” tod du.
Humko tumse pyaar kitna
Humko tumse pyaar kitna, Humko tumse pyaar hai, Yeh bataana ab zaroori to nahin, Kyonki baichani to ab humara aalam hai! Tumko pata bhi nahin, Kucch humne tumko kha suna bhi nahin, Phir kyon wahi baat yaad aati hai, Mulakat ka silsa kyon badta hi nahin! Log ruthkar rah jaatein…
Give laugh to all but smile to one
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give luv to all but heart to one, Let everybody luv u but u luv one.
They would be married man too
Bachelors know more about women than married men, If they didn’t, they would be married too.
Memories last forever
Memories last forever, They simply never die, True friends stay together, They never say good-bye.
When the mirror of Life gets dirty…
When the mirror of Life gets dirty with the fog of reality, just try to wipe it with ur faith in GOD, You will see the clear reflection of ur dreams once again!
Tumhein pata ho ya na ho
Har dhadakte dil ke peeche zaroor kohie baat hoti hai, Kisi udaas dil ke peeche kisi ke yaad hoti hai, Tumhein pata ho ya na ho, Tumhari khushi ke peeche hamari dua hoti hai.
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Kashti ko kinare mil jate hain
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinare mil jate hain, Jahan mein logon ko sahare mil jate hain, Duniya mein sabse pyari hey zindagi, Kuch log zindagi se bhi pyare mil jate hain.
Dil ki baat
Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain, Jhuki nigaahi ko ikraar kehtay hain, Sirf paanay ka naam mohabbat nahi doston, Kuch khonay ko bhi pyaar kehtay hain.
Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai
Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai, Mujhe moorakh padte hai, Ullu forward karte hai, Gadhe delete karte hai, Aur monkey log save karte hai, Aap kya karne wale ho.
