LOVE only once ..
Leave it once it’ll will be left forever, Get it once it’ll be yours forever, It’s nothing but LOVE, LOVE only once and you’ll be loved forever.
Love is like a silent rose
Love is like a silent rose with every patal of gold But friendship is like a living flower with love in every fold.
Sent message
Sundar Baught A New Mobile. Sundar: Oyee yeh sent message kya hota hai Mohan: Jis message mein khushboo ho usse sent message kehte hai.
Har khushi ki uss ke kareeb kar de
Chal kar jahan bhi jaye pholoon ke rastey hon, Manzil har khushi ki uss ke kareeb kar de, Dil mera ab tak kahan mutmain hua hai, Uss ke dukh ko ya rab mera naseeb kar day..!!
Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad
Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad, Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad, Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar, Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye, Tumhare ruth jaane ke baad.
Saali tum bahut khati ho
Din me teri yaad bahut aati ho, Khawboo me aake satati ho, Sochta hu ki tume dinner pe bhulalu, Kya kahu saali tum bahut khati ho…
Jo bin mange ho jaye qurban
Dil tutana saja hai mohabbat ki Dil jodana ada hai Dosti ki Mange jo qurabaniya wo hai mohabbat, Jo bin mange ho jaye qurban usse kehate hai “DOSTI”
Logon ka bharosha uth jayega
Jab koi apna kisi apno se rooth jayega, Sheesa ho ya dil ho toot jayega, Meri maut ki wajah ka jikra karna na kbhi tum, Waffa ke naam se logon ka bharosha uth jayega.
Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL
One day you’ll be surprised to see ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaz
Dil ke jajbaat ki aawaz nahi hoti, Ikraar mein suron ki barsaat nahi hoti, Nigahein bayan kar deti hai saari dastaan, Dosti lafzon ki mohataaz nahi hoti.
Penny in a minute
A man was taking it easy, laying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to god. “God”, he said, “how long is a million years?” God answered, “in my frame of reference, it’s about a minute.” The man asked,…
Dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye
Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye, Hum aapko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye, Khuda se maangte hai ki aap jise bhi chaho, Woh zindagi ki raah mein apka humsafar ho jaye.
Biral cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
Kehte hein ki…..
Kehete hai pyar karne wale pagal hote hai Aur jinka dil gehere pyar mein dooba hota hai Aur jo bhi kuch bol dete hai Wo khud ba khud shayari ban jati hai.
Chhod jayenge sab sath tumhara
Duniya mein tujhey ae dost bohot ghum milenge Sach jano achhay log bahot kam milenge Jis mod pe chhod jayenge sab sath tumhara Usi mood pe khade ae dost hum milenge
Kisi aur ke hojaye
Kitna pyaar karte hai hum unse, Kaash unko bhi yeh ehsaas hojaye, Magar aisa na hoke woh laut kar tab aaye, Jab hum kisi aur ke hojaye.
You may find..
You may find someone better than me, important than me, dearer than me, but not the one who loves you more than me.
Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya
Rishto ne har qadam pe imtihaan liya, Tanhayi ne har mod pe dhoka diya, Zindagi se phir bhi shikayat nahi, Kyuki zindagi ne aap jaise dost bhi diya.
Jackie chen ki saas
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai? – – – – – – – “VICKS” Kyunki – – – – – – VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
Mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai
Log har manzil ko mushkil samajhte hai, Hum har mushkil ko manzil samajhte hai, Bada farq hai logon aur humare nazriyee mein, Log dil ko dard aur hum dard ko dil.
Kaise pata chalega
Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega? Circuit: Bahut simple hai, jis jore me mard hans raha ho vo boy friend hai nahi to miya hai bas.
Usme bhi dimaag hai
Socha tumhe chand kahu par usme daag hai, Socha tumhe suraj kahu par usme aag hai, Fir socha tumhe bander kahu par.. Usme bhi dimaag hai !
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki…
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai. Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.
Bhula toh na doge
Mere pyaar ko tum bhula toh na doge, Kahi dost banke daga toh na doge, Tumhe dekhne ko tarasta rahoon main, Mohabbat mein aisi saja to na doge, Kisi aur ka naam tum dil pe likhke, Mera naam dil se mita to na doge.
Just one wish
If I could have , I would wish to wake up everyday To the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, The touch of your fingers on my skin, And the feel of your heart beating with mine… Knowing that I could…
Meri dosti ka rang
Meri “Dosti” woh rang hai jo aap chuda nahi paoge, Bas itni gujarish hai aapse ki “SURF EXCEL” se mat dhona, Varna doondte reh jaoge!!
Difficult to understand god
Its difficult 2 understand god, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!
Yaado ki halki barish
Waqt ki dundh mein jeena chahata hoon, Yaado ki halki barish mein bheegna chahata hoon, Chahata hoon ki uss gujre waqt ko wapas le aaun, Par waqt toh waqt hai, waqt se har baar maath khata hoo.
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti
Agar jindagi mein judai na hoti, Toh kabhi kisi ki yaad aati na hoti, Sath gujara hota har lamha, Toh sayad risto mein itani gahrai na hoti.
Baahar ki cheez mat khana
Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa And eat only aloo, why? Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”