Saans bhi le nahi patee
Mere halat wo samajh nahi paate Hum bhi unse kuch keh nahi paate Kuda ye kaisa pyaar dediya thune Jisko yaad kiye bina hum Saans bhi le nahi patee!
Love never dies
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies!
What Kind Of Person A Friend Is?
What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? A friend is a tissue when you can’t stop crying A friend is a shoulder when you feel like dying A friend always listens when you have something to say A friend is a week when you just need a day A friend…
Mohabbat mein kho jaane do
Mujhe teri mohabbat mein kho jaane do, Har lamha mar ke aaj phir jee jaane do, Isse mahobbat ne dil ko aaj phir dhadkaya hai, Mujhe ishq ki baaho mein so jaane do, Tadap ki aag hai judaai ki baahon mein, Mujhe aaj iss mohabbat se mil jaane do, Meri…
Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi
Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda, Raat guzri to utar jayegi, Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam, Umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
Paisa k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai
Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Paise k lobh mein log andhey ho jatei hai, Phir bhi andho ke operation main paise kyu lag jata hai.
Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho
Message pe message bhejte ho, Bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, Bhejte bhi ho to bhejte ho, Khud ka bheja to chalta nahin, Doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!
Khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hai
Yun khushi ko adhoora sa bana jaate hai ye aansoo Dard itna hai saha, khaali ho gaya samandar ashkon ka Jaane kahan se aankhon mein bhar jaate hai ye aansoo Khush hoon main, koi shikwa zamane se na taqdeer se Meri iss baat ko jhoota kyun bana jaate hai ye…
Let you fall in love
Never waste an opportunity 2 say ‘I Love U’ to someone u really like, Coz it is not everyday you’ll meet the person who has the magic 2 let u fall in love…
American life style
Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
Friend like a flower
Don’t love a friend like a flower, Because a flower dies in season. Love them like a river, Because a river flows forever.
Hamesa hasti raha karo
RAat aur din bus tumhari yaad aati hai, Jab tum hasti ho toh kali kheel jati hai, Jab tum roti ho toh kali sukh jati hai, Hamesa hasti raha karo yahi duwa hai.
Dillagi tumhare saath ho gayi hai
Din ki tarah raatein bhi lambi ho gayi hai Tumhare hee sapno mein kho gaye hai Ye kaisa ajeeb see baat ho gayi hai Shayad dillagi tumhare saath ho gayi hai!
If Dhoni Weds Sania
If Dhoni Weds Sania. What Would Their First Child Be Named – – – – Think.. – – – – Think.. – – – – Dhania.
Tere sapno me bhoot aye
Bistar pe makri lage Tere room me machher phire Teri razai phate Puri subha thand lage Tere sapno me bhoot aye Agar to mujhe bhool jaye.
Ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye
Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata, Issi liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye! Meri zindagi se shayad unhe bahut pyaar tha, Issi liye mujhe zinda hi woh maar gaye!
Aapki aankhe hamari chahat hai
Hamari khamoshi hamari fitrat hai, Aapki aankhe hamari chahat hai, Yeh zindagi jo itni khubhasurat hai, Uski wajah to bas aap ki muskhurahat hai.
Usse juda na kare
Chala ja sms tu banke gulaab, Hogi mohabbat to aayega jawaab, Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Fida kare to phir usse juda na kare.
Network tariff has changed
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!
Hell and heaven
Heaven is when u have: A german car, American salary, Chineese food & Indian wife! Hell is when: Car is chineese, Food is german, Wife is american & Salary is indian!
Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge
Kaanto ke badle phool kya doge Aansoon ke badle khushi kya doge Hum chahate aap se umar bhar ka saath Hamare iss sawal ka jawab kya doge
Nurse to bahut achhi hai
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
God sapne mein aaya
Kal raat God sapne mein aaya, Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein. God hase aur bole, Ye tumare phechele jaan ke, Bure karmo ka asar hain.
Tapak gaya maamu
When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’
Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey
Mehfil mein kuch to sunana padta hey, Chupakar gam muskurana padta hey, Kabhi unke hum bhi they dost, Aajkal unhein yaad dilana padta hey.
Yeh tumhare intezaar ki hadd thi
Unse pyaar kiya yeh pyaar ki hadd thi, Usko dil diya yeh aitbaar ki hadd thi, Mar gaye aur aankhein khuli rakhi, Yeh tumhare intezaar ki hadd thi.
Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai
Tujhe pyaar karna mana ki meri bhool hai, Chaha tujhe is kadar ki teri bewafai bhi kabool hai, Fakt teri ek nazar ki khwaish hai, Shayad ishq ke imtihaan mein apni aisi hi azmayish hai
Treat life as sea
Treat life as sea, your heart as sea-shore, And friend as waves. It never matters how many waves are there, What matter is which one touches the shore.
Tell me more about rohit
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a big car like rohit. But i really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai
Waqt noor ko benoor kar deta hai Thode se zakham ko nasur kar deta hai Kaun chahta hai apno se door rahna par Waqt sabko majboor kar deta hai.