Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Balance khatam? Ab kya karoge ? Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na… Main Batata hoon kya karna hai, Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do, Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko, Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…
Aaj unka naam aagaya
Labo pe aaj unka naam aagaya, Pyase k haath jaise jaam aagaya, Kadam to gira unki baahon mein jaakar, Aaj hamara peena hi hamare kaam aagaya.
Kaash yeh faasle na hote
Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahin
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahin, Jo aap shabdo ko samajh payenge, Kabhi aankhon main jhaank kar dekhiye, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayenge…
Juice = Soap
Prove that: Juice = Soap Take Newton’s 2nd Law F = Ma Multi ‘a’ With Both Sides Fa = Maa ‘Fa’ Is a Soap & ‘Maa’ Is a Juice! Hence proved!!
Friends linked to heart
Star are seen together, Yet they are so far apart, True friends may not speak everyday but Remember they are always linked heart 2 heart.
Har koi milta hai hame mehmaan ki tarah
Dar dar bhatakte hain armaan ki tarah, Har koi milta hai hame mehmaan ki tarah. Khushi ki ummeed kya rakhen iss duniya se, Yeh to gham bhi deti hai toh ek ehsaan ki tarah.
Tume pata ho ya na ho
Har dil ki dhadkan main koi baat hoti hai, Har udas zindagi main kisi ki yaad hoti hai, Tume pata ho ya na ho tumhari, Har khushi ke piche humari duaa hoti hai.
Commerce ka student
Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi beta, Commerce ke students ka Yehi haal hai…
Itihaas banaati hai
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai, Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai, Par aagar dosti apne jaisi ho, Toh itihaas banaati hai!
Wo khush reh payenge
Bhula kar hamein wo khush reh payenge, Sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskurayenge, Dua hai khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena, Hum to sahaingaye par wo toot jayenge.
When I was sad, u were by my side
When I was sad, u were by my side. When I was scared, u felt my fear. U were my best support – If I needed u, u were there.
Valentine Gift for girlfriend
Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day? Boy: Please tell me what do you want? Girl: Please give me a ring. Boy: Ring means whether from my land line or from my mobile?
Mobile and girlfriend
Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’.
Dosti toh dharkan hai
Dosti phool nahi jo murjha jaye, Dosti mousam nahi jo badal jaye, Dosti toh dharkan hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, Aur agar na chale toh kuch bhi nahi.
Pyaar ke ujaalo mein
Pyaar ke ujaalo mein gum ka andhera kyu aata hai, Jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai, Mere khuda agar woh mera naseeb nahi, Toh aise logon se kyu milata hai.
Chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.
Chand jaisa dost
Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par, Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Mili to sirf tanhayee mili
Maanga to bahut kuch is zindagi se, Mili to sirf tanhayee mili, Us mein se maanga tha pyaar tujhse, Mili to sirf ruswayee mili!
Aap hamare dil mein base ho
Aap hamare dil mein base ho Aap hamare dil mein base ho Thoda side mein ho jao Blood wali pipe mein fase ho
A special friend is rare indeed,
A special friend is rare indeed, It seems to be a special breed, Yes! perfect friends are very few, So lucky I am for having you
Dosti toh dharkan hai
Dosti phool nahi jo murjha jaye, Dosti mousam nahi jo badal jaye, Dosti toh dharkan hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, Aur agar na chale toh kuch bhi nahi.
Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, Yun hanste hanste, Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar, Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Aashikon ke dil mein
Aashikon ke dil mein samandar hota hai, Iski har boond mein ishq hota hai, Jab yeh foot padta hai aankhon se, Toh isse rok paana bada mushkil hota hai.
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha
Have a masala dream
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar And Put It Into Yours Eyes and You Will Have Sweet Dreams If You Want Masala Dreams Try Chilly Powder.
Ajnabi galiyun se hum guzra nahi kartay.
Ajnabi galiyun se hum guzra nahi kartay. Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi kartay. Dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai. Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi karte.
Tum ko bhula na sake
Nazar to mila sake, Per zaban ko hila na sake, Laakh chaha humna, Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake.