Maar khao ghar wali se
Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq ladao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dil wali se, Ankhe ladao sali se aur Maar khao ghar wali se.
Duaa na karna
Duaa na karna hamare liye, Hamein duaa ki zarurat nahi, Karni ho to baadduaa karna hamare liye, Kyon ki, Kisko aab hamari zarurat hi nahi.
Don with key
Tum ek aise don ho jiske pass, Har lock ki chabi hain, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hain… Aur Pyarse… “Donkey” …Think it DON!
Koi rasam tak na nibha saka
Na main paas usko bula saka Na main dil ke baat bata saka Woh hansi hansi main he chal diye Ke main hath tak na hila saka Yun he sochta raha door tak Magar usko kuch na bata saka Ye maqam he tha ajeeb sa ke Main khud ko bhi…
Think before you smile
1 smile = 1 friendship 1 friendship = 1 love 1 love = 1 proposal 1 proposal = 1 marriage And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem. so better think before you smile.
Time after time
If you’re lost you can look, and you will find me, Time after time, If you fall, I will catch you I will be waiting Time after time.
Oh zalim-e-kanjus
Na hoga koi kanjus tum sa zamane mein, ek umar guzar gayi tumko samjhane mein kabhi ek sms hi kar de oh zalim-e-kanjus, kyu laga rehta hai ek rupee bachane mein
Tum shadi shuda ho…
Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua he Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi hoti ha Pathan:Han humara bahen ka hua ha..
You can change your luck…
Luck is not in ur hand But work is in ur hand Luck never makes ur work But work can make ur luck So alawyz trust in urself Bcz u can change ur luck.
Aadab-e-Mohabat…
Ye Qayd Sikha Deti Hay Aadab-e-Mohabat, Pinjry May Parinday b Shararat Nhi Kartay, Wo Kon Hain Kis Wastay Iss Dar Pay Paray Hain,, Dewane Kabhi Dasht say hijrat nhi kartay,, Mitt jate hain dunia say wo logg Wasi,, Jo logg kisi say bhi mohabat nahi kartay.
Khuda kisi ko na bakshe yeh tarana
Daman bacha na pyaar hi paya, Usne mohabbat ko ek daag lagaya, Khuda kisi ko na bakshe yeh tarana, Pagal ho jata hai banda sayana.
Koyi aankhoun se bat kar leta hai
Koyi aankhoun se bat kar leta hai Koyi aankhoun mein mulaqat kar leta hai Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena Jab koyi khamosh reh kar sawal kar leta hai
Bartan lelo bartan
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan lelo bartan
Pal pal tarse
Pal pal tarse uss pal ke liye, Pal aaya bhi to kuch pal ke liye, Socha tha usse zindagi ka ek hasin pal bana lenge, Par woh pal ruka bhi to kuch pal ke liye.
500 bander k jarurat hai
Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai, 499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai. So when u get the msg u get ready & go there 2 fulfill the need.
Dil se chaha tha jise
Dil se chaha tha jise, Woh mujhse ab door hogaya, Usko bhol ne ki koshis karni chahi, Toh maut ne mujhe gale laga liya.
When nights are long
When nights are long and friends are few, I sit by my window & think of U, A silent whisper and a silent tear, With all my heart I wish U were here.
I suggested Ur name
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people… I suggested Ur name. They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss…
Lets play ludo
Boy and girl both are playing ludo!! Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you. Girl:- Agar 6 aaya toh? Boy:- Kabhi ludo nahi kheli kya, Agar 6 aaya toh dobara meri bari.
Nazre mile toh kuch baat ho zara
Kasam unki jo hamein aazmaey baithe hai, Paas rehkar bhi door jake baithe hai, Nazre mile toh kuch baat ho zara, Par kya kare woh nazre jhukae baithe hai.
Kisi se pyaar karthe ho
Agar tum kisi se pyaar karthe ho, Tho usse azaad chod dho, Agar wo tumhara hai tho zaroor waapas aayega, Agar nahi aaya tho samajh lo ki woh tumahra tha hi nahi.
Aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, Aise bhi aise jaan ka aur…
Someone told me
Someone told me to be quiet, Someone told me to say, But I could neither be quiet, Nor could I say.
Patak patak ke rone lage
Mere sms ke charche jahan mein hone lage Log mere diwane hone lage, khushnasib ho tum, Jo tumhe sms mila; jise nahi mila Wo, mobile patak patak ke rone lage!
Milte nahi zameen asman
Khuda jane pyaar ka dastur kya hota hai, Jise ham chahate hai woh hamesha kyon door hota hai. Kehte hai ke milte nahi zameen asman.. Fir kyon asman zameen par hi fida hota hai..
Mind full of your impression
My Hearty Love expression, Without you I am in depression, Mind full of your impression, Your separation made me frustration, Without YOU my life is in destruction.
Don’t place me in ur eyes
Don’t place me in ur eyes I may fall as tears. Place me in ur heart So that every beat reminds u that a sweet friend is there for u
In an interview
A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko…
Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko, Chand sitaron se sajaye aapko, Gam kya hota haiye aap bhul hi jaye, Khuda zindagi mein intna hasaye aapko.
Jaou tum chahe jahan
Jaou tum chahe jahan Yaad karo ge wahan Ke ek larka duniya mein hai Jo de sakta hai tum pe jaan
