True Friend forever…
My heart’s like an open book. It depends on how U read me. Don’t judge me by my cover. Look in and discover…. I will be ur True Friend forever…
What looks to b nothing….
What looks to b nothing Finally that becomes everything.. And what is Everything Suddenly changes to nothing.. That’s Life.. Leran to live and live to learn..
End IS not END
End is not end ””””INFACT””’ E.N.D is ”EFFORT”’ NEVER DISE” AND if you get no in answer REMBER”’ N.O, IS ”’ NEXT OPPORTUNITY” SO ALWAYS”’ BE POSITIVE………..’
kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata
Kitni dair hui koi sawal nahi ata Sawal hum puchein to jawab nahi ata Ye Sala bathroom me kon baitha hai Itna lamba toh FARAZ ko b nahi ata
tere pyar karne ki wo adda angi hai
Mere Dil Ne Jab Bhi Dua Mangi Hai Tujhe Mangi Hai Teri Wafa Mangi Hai Jis Mohabbat Ko Dekh K Dunia Ko Rashk Aye Tere Pyar Karne Ki Wo Adda Mangi Hai
Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts
Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holding is mine”
wo muj se chahta kia hai
Wo muj se chahta kia tha muje khabar na hoi, Bakherta bhi raha aur sametata bhi raha.
kyun mjhe rula rahe ho
tumhain kuch khaber nei hai chahaton ka asar nei hai kis dunya mein base ho itne din kahan rahe ho dil hai bohat beqarar kyun mujhe rula rahe ho
Ab tak 56
Name:Don Bapu:Gangster Bhai:Munna Bhai Add:36 china Town Guru:Bluff Master Dushman: Sarkar Khoon: Ab tak 56 Sms bhejo warna 57!!
Sardar was writing something
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.
Zindagi kitni khubsurat hai
Tum na mano yeh hakikat hai, Dosto insaan ki zaroorat hai, Kisi din aao hamari mehfil mein, Jaan jaoge zindagi kitni khubsurat hai
Naa saath hai koi
Naa Saath! Hai Ko!, Na Humsfar Ha! Ko!, Naa Hum K!s! K, Naa Humra Ha! Ko!, Par Apko Dekh Kr Keh Skte Ha!, K! 2st Tho Hmara Bh! Ha! Ko!……….
Hans ke taal jata hai
Wo muhabbat ki kuch aisi misaal rakhta hai… Ke mujse ziada hi mera khayal rakhta hai… Bina kahe hi mera har dard jaan leta hai.. Mujse le kar meri yaaden sambhal rakhta hai… Hans ke taal jata hai meri sab talkh baaton ko.. Woh dil ko jeet lene main kamaal…
Galti aapki hi hogi
If ever I was rude to u, If ever I was angry with u, If ever I misbehaved with u, then don’t hesitate, JUST SLAP yourself Mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai
Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai, Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh rehe jata hai… Koi sab kuch kehkar dosti jatata hai, To koi kuch na keh kar bhi dosti nibhata hai….
Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai
Rok do mere janaze ko zalimo Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai Peeche mudke dekho kameeno Sharab ki dukan aa gayi hai! Cheers !!!
Hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hain, mann mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha. Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai? Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai, lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai. Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola…
Sirf jo apna hain uski kami hai
Kuch bikhare sapno se ankhon mein nami hai, Ek chhota sa aasma aur umido ki zamin hai, Yun to bahut kuch hai zindagi main, Sirf jo apna hain uski kami hai.
Miss you big
Every time I miss you I blow kisses across the blowing wind, Don’t blame the wind whenever it brushes your face coz I’m the one kissing u. MISS U BIG.
Mobile ho toh nokia jaisa
Mobile ho toh nokia jaisa Phone ho toh reliance jaisa Magar bacche ho toh Papu jaisa…:)
If you learn to translate
If you learn to translate Every event of Ur life into positive one, You will stop being prisoner of Ur past And become the architect of Ur future.
Khuda se karni kuch fariyaad baki hai
Khuda se karni kuch fariyaad baki hai, Aap se karni kuch baat baqi hai, Maut aaye gi toh kahenge ruk, Mere dost se ek mulakaat baqi hai.
Lady to inspector Santa
Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa : Why don`t U cook something else.
For a sweet friend
For a nice friend “nice morning”.. For a sweet friend “sweet morning” For a loving friend “lovely morning” For a Good friend “good morning”
Dhakka kisne mara
Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur… Jor se chillake puchiye – – – – – Dhakka kisne mara???
Love will comeback to you
Whatever you give to life it gives you back Do not hate anybody that hatred Which comes out from you will someday comeback to you Love others & love will comeback to you.
Good Night dear friend
Another day ends and we look forward 2 a new day with great anticipation. But a true friendship never ends whatever the passage of time. Good Night dear friend.
Na neend aati hai na khaab
Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai.
My love is like onion
My love 4 u is like onion divided in layers, It’ll add taste 2 ur life, but if try to cut it will have tears in ur eyes
