Ek hi gear dete hai
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi…
Dosti khun ke rito se bari hoti hai
Pyar karne walo ki kismat bure hoti hai, Har mulakat judai ki gahri hoti hai, Waqut meli too risto ke kitab padh lena, Dosti khun ke rito se bari hoti hai….
Itna chaldi vaada tod diya
Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya, Itna chaldi vaada tod diya, Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki, Aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya
Tujhe kya gurur hai
Zamaane mein jo khoobsurati ka taj liye baitha hai, Woh chand bhi apne aanchal mein daag liye baitha hai, Tujhe kya gurur hai apne roshan chehre pe, Yeh toh chand lamho mein dhal jane ka intjaar liye baitha hai.
Ruthne ka haq
Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum rakhte hai, aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe, yehi dua rab se hum roz karte hai.
You are heart of life…
Birth is the start of life, Beauty is the art of life, Mystery & risk are part of life, But true friends like you are heart of life…
If I was an artist,
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I’m only a cartoonist! 😉
Har shaqs mujhe aazmana chahata hai..
Jane kya mujhse yeh zamana chahata hai, Mera dil todkar mujhe hi hasana chahata hai, Jane kya baat jhalakti hai mere chehere se, Har shaqs mujhe aazmana chahata hai.
Suno gaur se pepsi walo
Suno gaur se pepsi walo, Buri nazar na coke pe dalo, Chahe jitna dew pila lo, Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!! Hai na hum pure hindustani
Hum hain naseeb wale
Kuchh shakshiyat aisi hoti hai, Joh har dil azeez hoti hai. Hum hain naseeb wale ki Hamari unse hi dosti hoti hai. …
Iskadar pyaar hai
Iskadar pyaar hai, Tumse aye humsafar, Ab to jitey hai hum, Bus tumhe dekhkar, Tumhari har ada, Tumhari her nazar, Ye kya kehne lagi, Tumhe hai kya khabar, Iskadar pyaar hai, Tumse aye humsafar.
Badal gayi jindagi
Hamne bhi kabhi pyaar kiya tha, Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha, Badal gayi jindagi tab, Jab usne kaha arey pagal maine to mazak kiya tha.
Yaad toh unki aati hai
Yaad toh unki aati hai, Jinse hum karte ho Pyaar. Jinse apna rishta ho, Jo rehte ho dil ke paas. Chha jaati hai Dil pe, Tadpati hai har pal yeh Toot-te hain phir kitne sapne, Phir bhi rehti hai ek aas
It means I really do
When I say I luv U it means I really do, When I say I miss U it means I really do, When I say I lie very much it means I really do.
Tip of the day
Tip of the day: Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, you know why? Whenever u face any problem just see ur pic & say 3 times, “If I can face this, I can face anything”
Khirki nahi khul rahi..
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager : So .. Sir What can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Shehar ki gali mein paan ki dukan Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskaan Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan Khake paan paro boli, “Shukriya bhaijaan”
Jaha dard vaha MOOV
Jaha dost vaha pyar, Jaha pyar vaha mohabbat, Jaha mohabbat vaha ishq, Jaha ishq vaha judai, Jaha judai vaha dard, Jaha dard vaha MOOV lagana.
Jo dekha toh deewana hua
Ghungat may jo dekha toh deewana hua, Mastana huaa,sangeet ka tarana huaa, Jaisy he ghungat uthaya iss duniya say ravana huaa.
Mera janeza teri baarat se achha hoga
Mera har din teri raat se achha hoga, Mera har sher tere jazbaat se achha hoga, Inhi nighaon se dekhna, aye bewafaa, Mera janeza teri baarat se achha hoga.
Fanaah SMS
Karney de tu sms aaj hum ko, balance finish honey de Bharley apna inbox, aur khud ko khush hone de Hai jo balance mere sim mein, wo finish ho jaye ga Hey itna space tere sim mein, k tera mobile bhar jai ga
Dosti nibhane ki cheez hai
Dosti nibhane ki cheez hai, Pyaar jataane ki cheez hai, Dushmani chhipane ki cheez hai, Aansoo pee jaane ki cheez hai, Zindagi aise jiyo toh… Zindagi jiye jane ki cheez hai. Have a nice day
Aapki yad bar-bar aati hai
Mila hai sabkuch toh faryad kya kare Dil hai pareshan toh jazbat kya kare Aap kehte ho ki apko tang na kare Par aapki yad bar-bar aati hai Iss mein hum kya kare….
Wanna take ur photograph
U have 3 second to pose for a photograph. 3 – – – – – 2 – – – – – 1 – – – – – Click ! Developing.. Plz wait… – – – – – >)". ."(< ( (..) ) (( , )) "!_!"!_!" Wow!…
What r made in hell
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Pyaas kitni bhi ho…
Kisi ke ghar pe pathar marna humne nahi seekha, Pyaas kitni bhi ho magar, kisi se chin ke peena nahi seekha, Chaahe rahen saari umar akele magar, Kisi ke pyaar pe buri najar rakhna humne nahi seekha.
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai
Mamala khattam karo
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
Wo samajhte hai ki hum roye nahi
Palko ke kinare jo humne dheke nahi, Wo samajhte hai ki hum roye nahi, Wo puchte hai ki khawaboo me kise dekhte ho, Aur hum hai jo ek barse se soye nahi….
Balance kam ho gaya hai kya
Aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai ….. Ki aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai… Khfa ho humse? Ya balance kam ho gaya hai…..
