Wife will give u free
A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you Expensive answers that your Wife will give you for free.
Yaadein teri rakhdi hai sambhal kar
Yaadein teri rakhdi hai sambhal kar, Dur kahi iss dil se nikal kar, Sab kuch toh vapas le liya hai apne door jaa kar, En yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar.
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Hume neend bahut aati hai….
Suna hai ishq me Logo ki neend ur jati hai Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe Hume neend bahut aati hai….
Mohabbat uss bewafa se
Kash humne ki na hoti mohabbat uss bewafa se, To aaj hume wafa ke badle bewafi mili na hoti, Chahate toh aaj bhi unhe aapni jaan se jyaada, Magar woh wafa nahi samjhti.
Dard-e-Dil
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay, Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai, Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.
AAj Bhi Mile To
AAj Bhi Mile To Nazaren Jhukani Padti Hain, Dil Me Pyaar Hai,Lekin Nafrat Dikhani padti Hai AAj Bhi Dekhte Hain Log Shak Ki Nazar se, Unki Khushi Ke Liye Wo Gali Bhi Chod kar Jaani padti hai.
I love my life
I luv my eyes when u look into them, I luv my name when u say it, I luv my heart when u luv it, I luv my life when you are in it.
You are stupid
You know you are a stupid? Don’t mind I explain for you S=Sincere T=Talented U=Unforgetable P=Patience I=Intelligent D=Dear So, you agree that you are a big stupid?
Man should get married some time
Every man Should get married some time After all, happiness is not the Only thing in life!
Tujhe sochon subha shaam sajan…
Kya likhun tere naam sajan Tujhe sochon subha shaam sajan Tum neeli jheel ka pani ho Mohobat ki ek kahani ho Tum pyar k meethe bol Sajan Tum hr ek se anmol Sajan Tum asman ka badal ho Tum meri ankh ka kajal ho Tum mere man ki jeet sajan…
There is a nice saying…
~”There is a nice saying”~ “If you want to be Great” Then “You must walk with Great people” “Seriously! I’ve no objection, If U need to walk with Me”;-)
Ibn_e_Adam Hai Khareedar…
…Bint_e_Hawa ny Khol Rakha Hai Baazaar_e_ Gunah…, …Ibn_e_Adam Hai Khareedar Khuda Khair Kary…
Take some time for ur friends & loved ones….
*Things: must be sorted out before its too late. *Chances: must be availed before u dun have any to miss. *Mistakes: must be accepted before there is nothing left to repeat. *Feelings: must be shared before they turn too cold to be warmed. *Temper: must be tappered off before it…
Somewhere in India…
Somewhere in india. Father:Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai, lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh say nai hua! Father:konsa beta? Son:kis nay kaha tha… . k gandhi g hamaray bapuu hain? MORAL: India may pepsi pay 5 rupay kam krnay ka…
New Devdas…
New Devdas . . . . . Paro main ny sharab pena chor de hy paro . . . Paro: Kiyon Dewa? . . . . Devdas: . . . . . Kis ny kaha tha ky PEPSI py 5 rupay kam ker do?
Kabhi Jo Ehsas Ho TumKo…
Kabhi Jo Ehsas Ho TumKo K Tum Acha Nahi Kartey, Jo Mujh Ko Yon Rulaatey Ho Lahoo Mera Jalatey Ho, Ager Iss Aag Main Jal Ker Main Ik Din Raakh Ho Jaon, Mujhay Dil Se Bhula Deyna Samander Mein, Bahaa Deyna Mager Ye Yaad Rakhna Tum KHUDA Se Ye Duaa…
These are Friends…
Whenever u r happy… “Chal goodnewz chor treat ki date bataa” Whenever u fail in an exam… “Don’t worry yaar aadhi class fail hai” Whenever u’re upset they give u a hug n say “Jigar meray hotay tension mat le” These r frndz… When the whole world is against u……
Mohabbat haar k jeena….
“Mohabat” Haar K “Jeena” Bohat “Dushwar” Hota Hai.. ..! Osay Bus Itna Bata Daina “Bharam” Tora Nai Karty…!!
The reality of life…
The reality of life: U love someone & u marry someone else The one u marry becomes ur life partner and the 1 u love bcomes the password of your email ID;-):-D
Yaad aati hai
Yaad aati hai toh hum iss dil ko rok lete hain, Aanchal na mile toh ashq haatho se ponch lete hain, Marham na mila toh zakhmon ko bahne dete hain, Dard dil mein rakhkar dhadkan ko sahne dete hain.
Main bhagwan hoon
Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad: Main bhagwaan hoon. Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.
Ek aap hain ke
Ek hum hain ke kitnay sweet hain. Ek aap hain ke kitnay cute hain. Ek aap hain ke kitnay lovely hain. Ek hum hain ke jhoot pe jhoot bol rahay hain.
Tere aane aur jaane ke baad
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “ckeck” karta hoon main “Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
Zindagi udass rehti hai
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehati hai, Nigahain ko kisi soorat ki pyass rehti hai, Tere bina zindagi may kami toh nahin, Phir tere bina zindagi udass rehti hai.
Lehron ko pyaar tha kinaro se
Lehron ko pyaar tha kinaro se, Par uss ki shaadi hogai sagar se, Kinaro ki cahhat lehron ko khench lati hai, Par badnaam na ho mohabbat is liye woh lot jati hain.
In my heart
In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber can’t reach at the moment.
Dosti naam hai…
Dosti naam hai saath daine ka, Dosti naam hai insaniat ka, Dosti naam hai qhuloos ka, Dosti naam hai khushiyan daine ka, Dosti naam hai dil mai utarne ka, Dosti naam hai doost ki burai dafan karne ka, Dosti naam hai apnaiyat ka, Dosti naam hai bharoose ka, Hai woh…
Love marriage and arranged marriage
Its funny when people discuss over Love marriage and arranged marriage It is like asking a person if he would Like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.
Lo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi…
Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayi WAH WAH WAH Jis ko FARAZ ne chaha wo kisi or ki ho gayi Lo yaro PEPSI phr se 70 ki ho gayi,:-)
