-FRIEND- means..
-FRIEND- F – Finds way to comfort U R – Remembers to pray for U I – Inspires U E – Enjoys Life With U N – Never Forgets U D – Describes U Better Than U
Tum hum se nazar churaoge
Jab sawan mein tanha bhegoge, Jab aangan khaali paaoge, Jab sahil se takrati lehron mein, Tum tanhaa hi kho jaoge, Jab raat ke tanha daman mein Tum chand ko aadha paaoge, Jab khud se batein karte karte, Tum door kahi kho jaaoge, Jab dil ki baat chupanay ko, Tum hum…
Ishq nahi muskil
Ishq nahi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye, Kaha aag ka dariya hai kaha duub kar jana hai, Jab bhi kare dil mahboob se milne ka, Bas mobile phone uthana hai.
Jab mai engineer tha
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
Dil todna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi, Bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe, Dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi.
Tadap ke dekho
Tadap ke dekho kisi ki chahat mein , To pata chale intazar kya hota hai, Yuhi mil jaye koi bina pata, To kaise pata chalega ki pyaar kya hota hai.
Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene mein chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
Angel of my Heart
Angel of my Heart My eye full your art You are my life part As with me U R not Feeling pinch and hurt Life is looking very short Life time I escort Till my soul depart
Pledge of boys
Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
Who let the dog out
I saw u on road today. U were looking so fine, Your face so divine, Your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
I will not throw paper airplanes in class…
A boy caught in class throwing paper aero planes… teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times “I will not throw paper aeroplanes in class.” and submit it tomorrow. Next day, he submitted the paper written #include #include void main( ) { clrscr( ); int cnt; for( cnt=1;cnt
CHAND ne mjh se kaha…
CHAND ne mjh se kaha k tere sare dost kanjus nalaiq gareeb faqeer hain Mene usy ghuse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese howi . . . . . “SACH” Bolne ki 😉
Sawan ki ghata
Aankh jab ashk bahaaye toh mujhe likh dena! Jab meri yaad sataaye toh mujhe likh dena! Koi sawan ki ghata jab tere chatt pe aake, Aag si dil mein lagaye toh mujhe likh dena! Shab ke sannate mein jab toota hua dil koi, Dard ka geet sunaye toh mujhe likh…
Dar lagta hai
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Deedar k kabil nahi raha
Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par, Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.
Pyaar karna sikhaya hai
Dil ko dil se churaya hai aapne, Door hote huye bhi apna banaya hai aapne, Kabhi bhool nahi payenge aap ko, Kyonki pyaar karna sikhaya hai aapne.
Kuch to dard hai
Kuch to baat hai jo aap hamse kahe nahi sakte, Kuch to dard hai jo ap sahai nahi sakte, Hamein itna dur kar diya, Jo ye bate hamse kar bhi nahi sakte.
Takdir hain aap
Kisi khushnasib ki takdir hain aap, Khwabo ki sachi tasvir hai aap. Aur kya kahe aap ki shan me, Mere hathon me DOSTI ki lakeer hain aap.
Love you high
Like Moon in the sky, You are living in my eye, In my heart love you high, For your sake ready to die, Without you my life is dry, If you forget me my soul will fly.
Sachi Dosti Ki Pehchaan
Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai, kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere, yahi sachi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai.
Wrestling with a pig in mud
Arguing with ur wife is like wrestling with a pig in mud, After sometime u realise that u r getting dirty & pig is enjoying it.
Kuch paane ki aas
Sab kuch lootkar bhi hum apna, Kuch paane ki aas lagaye baithe hai. Seene mein sulag rahi hai armaan kayi, Jinhe apna dost banaye baithe hai. Jante hai tum saath nahi ho mere, Phir bhi hum tumko apni dhadkan bana baithe hai.
Luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega
Love & frnd r goin thru a village and luv fell in2 a well. B’coz love is blind. Then frnd also fell in2 the well. B’coz luv k liye saala kuch bhi karega !
Buri nazar se bachaye aapko
Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko, Chand sitaron se sajaye aapko, Gam kya hota hai ye aap bhul hi jaye, Khuda zindagi mein intna hasaye aapko.
Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Nusrat Bhoto k ghar beta hua to 1 shaks ne phocha ap tu bewa hain phir beta kese hua? Wo boli: Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!!
Mohabbat se kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Katl karde woh nazar
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum bhi rakhte hai, Katl karde woh nazar hum bhi rakhte hai, Wada kiya hai kisi ko hamesha muskurane ki, Warna akhoo me samunder hum bhi rakhte hai.
Flower for Garden
Flower for Garden, Fragrance for Flowers, Moon for the sky, Sweet for Honey, Waves for the Sea, Roots for the tree, Vision for Eye, Soul for the life, & you for ME.
No brain dedected
This message will refresh ur brain in 5 secs… – – 5 – – 4 – – 3 – – 2 – – 1 – – Error! No brain dedected
He came at night
He came at night, Explored my body, Got on top of me, Touched me, He bit, sucked swallowed & When he was satisfied He left, i was hurt, Bloody mosquito!