Tanhaiyon ki aag mein
Jab teri yaad aayi toh koshish ke bawajood, Aankhon mein aansoon ko chupaya na jaa saka, Tanhaiyon ki aag mein hum jal gaye, Magar faasla dilo ka mitaya na jaa saka!!!
Agar tum mil jao
Agar tum mil jao jamana chood denge hum… – – – – – But 4 god shake don’t met me I don’t want to die .
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do. Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do. Paro ne kaha sharab chord do. Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do. Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
Sms ki inteha
Mat puch sms ki inteha kahan tak hai, Tu kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai, Sms ki ummid hume nahi, Hume to dekhna hai tu kanjus kaha tak hai.
Nazar to mila sake
Nazar to mila sake, Per zaban ko hila na sake, Laakh chaha humna, Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake.
Wo shayar kaun he
Jo kabhi tumhara dil pooche ki, Aakhir ye shayar kaun hota hai. Toh hume poochna hum bataenge, Ki kyun ye kalam ka dil rota hai.
Please remind me
Please remind me 2 remind U, About reminding me to send U, This reminder that reminds me of reminding U, That U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I Always Do! Luv U alot
Twins
Do u remember the day we went on a drive, U put out ur face out of the window, My dog too put out his face, Then people shouted, look twins,twins…
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
If You Lnve Someone….
FÄNTÄSTIC LINES: If YÖu LÖve SÖmeÖne, ‘SHÖW IT’, Its Better ThÄn ‘TELLING IT’ If YÖu HÄte SÖmeÖne, ‘TELL IT’, Its Better ThÄn ‘SHÖWING IT’… !!
Sila manga nahi karty….
Kisi ki aas ban kar phir… usy tanha nahi karty. Bhala kitni bhi mushkil ho, magar ayesa nahi karty. Muhabbat mein shikayat ka kahan dastoor hota hai, Gila kar k, muhabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi karty. Wafayen dar haqiqat main Bari anmol hoti hain, kabhi apni wafaoun ka Sila manga…
Piece of PHILOSOPHY…
‘Piece of PHILOSOPHY’: Small Things Hurt a Lot Example: You can sit on a Mountain but not on a Pin:-) Hahahaha..
GIRLS DIARY…
GIRLS DIARY: He ws quiet 2day. I askd if its my fault. He said Nthn. I said I LUV U, bt He smild sadly. I cried alnite. BOYS DIARY: Shit, Pakistan lost d match:-D
Ulti chaal chalte hai
Woh inkar karte hai ikrar ke liye, Nafrat bhi karte hai toh pyaar ke liye, Ulti chaal chalte hai yeh ishq karne wale, Aankhe band karte hai deedaar ke liye.
Ek tum ho jo yaadho main rathi ho
Ek tum ho jo yaadho main rathi ho, Ek hum hai jo tumhai bhool nahi pate hai, Jab bhi yaad tumhari athi hai bas milna chahate hai.
Kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Don ka message
##A#*%%?##%) )?D**%#%%!.!& #-#V!=!=D%g#%” T$#&*^%%$*&%^ ^%$#&&^%*#$%$# ^*&^#%*(#$%*@# #$%#%$&#$*%%#@ Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki, Ek pal mein phir tutkar bikhar jane ki, Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki, Apne tukdo mein tasvir uski sajane ki.
The worlds longest queue
I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as U. I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
You can read it without mistake
Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaeg Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
A grade 5 teacher asked her students…
A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My name is Dan When I grow up to be a man I want to go to India and Japan If I can, If I can, If I can Sally: My name is Sally When I…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday Jin K Anjam Thy Gnday Pura Mahina Naik Kam Main Btaonga Ab EiD K Bad Hi Nai ßachi Phasaonga (,”)/ hat ja yar /).) msjid ja /_ \_ rha hn
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana tariqa…
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana or Islami triqa . . . . . . . . . Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon, Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kr 😉
Agar ho waqt toh mulakat dijiye
Agar ho waqt toh mulakat dijiye, Dil kuch kehna chahe toh baat kijiye, Yu toh muskil hai humse dur rehna, Par ek lamha mil jaye toh hamko yaad jarur kijiye.
Kabhi dur na jana
Meri dewangi ko galat na samajhna, Maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar, Meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana, Maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeron se ladhkar.
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay, Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay, Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai, Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.
Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai? MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
Manzil dikhayi deti hai
Lamha lamha azaab ho jaise, Dil ghamon ki kitab ho jaise.. Khushbu pheli hui hai charon taraf, Zakhm dil ka gulaab ho jaise.. Ek chehra hai jo tasawer mey, Aap apna jawaab ho jaise.. Jal rahi hoon mein thundi chaon mein, Mujhpe utra azaab ho jaise.. Mujh ko manzil dikhayi…
