True friends are those
True friends are those, Who care without hesitation , Who remember without limitation, Who forgive without explanation & Who trust without communication.
Dilne kaha dildar nikle
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikle Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
Mujhe tum chor mat dena
Mujhe tum chor mat dena, Hazaro doriya aaye Baharein aake kho jaye Mera chehra bhula dena Meri yaadein bacha lena Jo lamhe dard dete hon Unhe beshak bhula dena Jo lamhe aas dete hon Unhe dil se laga lena Kahi bhi door reh lena Bohat majbor reh lena Magar is…
Jaan cheli jaati hai
Tanhaye mein jab beete lamho ki yaad aati hai, Kya kahey jisam se jaan cheli jaati hai, Yun toh unki berukhi yaad hai humein, Per aankhe band kare toh surat unki nazar aati hai.
Sms karna mat chodo
Agar apko hum par gussa hai to h TAAJMAHEL ko fodo , CHARMINAR ko todo, QUTUBMINAR ko modo, TITANIC ko fevicol se jodo, Magar sms karna maat chodo.
Baar baar yaad aye
Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge.. Jo ek bar ‘KHILE’ Aur ‘MURJA’ jaye, Dosti ham jese ‘KANTO’ se karo jo ek bar ‘CHUBHE’ Aur baar baar yaad aye.
Pass aakar sab hi door chaly jaty hain
Pass aakar sab hi door chaly jaty hain Akaily thay hum akaily reh jaty hain Is dil ka dard dikhayen kisy? Marham lagany wale hi zakhm dai jaty hain
Farq sirf itna sa hai
Farq sirf itna sa hai, Uski doli uthi meri maiyat uthi, phool Uspe bhi the, phool mujhpe bhi the, mehfil waha bhi thi, log yaha bhi the, Unka hasna waha,inka rona yaha, sahelian uski bhi thi,dost mere bhi the, Do qul Uske pade, do qul mere pade… Qazi udher bhi…
New style of proposing
New style of proposing. “I have spend many sleepless nights in ur luv & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 ur daughter, So lets make them brother n sister”.
Devdas at beer bar
Aaj didar, Kal yaar, Parso Pyaar, Phir ekrar, Phir intezar, Phir takrar, Phir darar, Sari mehnat bekar, or Aakhir mein ek or Devdas at beer bar.
-FRIEND- means..
-FRIEND- F – Finds way to comfort U R – Remembers to pray for U I – Inspires U E – Enjoys Life With U N – Never Forgets U D – Describes U Better Than U
Tum hum se nazar churaoge
Jab sawan mein tanha bhegoge, Jab aangan khaali paaoge, Jab sahil se takrati lehron mein, Tum tanhaa hi kho jaoge, Jab raat ke tanha daman mein Tum chand ko aadha paaoge, Jab khud se batein karte karte, Tum door kahi kho jaaoge, Jab dil ki baat chupanay ko, Tum hum…
Ishq nahi muskil
Ishq nahi muskil bas itna samjh lijiye, Kaha aag ka dariya hai kaha duub kar jana hai, Jab bhi kare dil mahboob se milne ka, Bas mobile phone uthana hai.
Jab mai engineer tha
Plumber:- Sir pipe naya laga dia hai aur bill Rs.700/- ho gaya. Engineer:- Are itna tu main engineer ho ke bhi nahin kamata Plumber:- Main bhi nahi kamata tha jab engineer tha!!
Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi
Dil todna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kisika dukhate nahi, Bharosa rakhna humarae dosti pe, Dost bankar hum kisiko bhulaathe nahi.
Tadap ke dekho
Tadap ke dekho kisi ki chahat mein , To pata chale intazar kya hota hai, Yuhi mil jaye koi bina pata, To kaise pata chalega ki pyaar kya hota hai.
Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene mein chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari, Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
Angel of my Heart
Angel of my Heart My eye full your art You are my life part As with me U R not Feeling pinch and hurt Life is looking very short Life time I escort Till my soul depart
Pledge of boys
Pledge Of Boys: India is my nation, girls r my destination, dating is my occupation, flirting is my profession, what the hell is this education?
Who let the dog out
I saw u on road today. U were looking so fine, Your face so divine, Your walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!
I will not throw paper airplanes in class…
A boy caught in class throwing paper aero planes… teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times “I will not throw paper aeroplanes in class.” and submit it tomorrow. Next day, he submitted the paper written #include #include void main( ) { clrscr( ); int cnt; for( cnt=1;cnt
CHAND ne mjh se kaha…
CHAND ne mjh se kaha k tere sare dost kanjus nalaiq gareeb faqeer hain Mene usy ghuse se ghoora or kaha teri himmat kese howi . . . . . “SACH” Bolne ki 😉
Sawan ki ghata
Aankh jab ashk bahaaye toh mujhe likh dena! Jab meri yaad sataaye toh mujhe likh dena! Koi sawan ki ghata jab tere chatt pe aake, Aag si dil mein lagaye toh mujhe likh dena! Shab ke sannate mein jab toota hua dil koi, Dard ka geet sunaye toh mujhe likh…
Dar lagta hai
Wife to husband:- Tum bahar jate ho toh hamesha darr laga rehta hai Husband:- Don’t worry jaldi aajaunga. Wife:- Tumhari issi baat ka toh darr laga rehta hai
Deedar k kabil nahi raha
Nigaho mein aur koi dosti ke kabil na raha, Is kinare ka aur koi sahil na raha, Chand jaisa dost mila humein zamin par, Aasma ka chand bhi aab deedar k kabil nahi raha.
Pyaar karna sikhaya hai
Dil ko dil se churaya hai aapne, Door hote huye bhi apna banaya hai aapne, Kabhi bhool nahi payenge aap ko, Kyonki pyaar karna sikhaya hai aapne.
Kuch to dard hai
Kuch to baat hai jo aap hamse kahe nahi sakte, Kuch to dard hai jo ap sahai nahi sakte, Hamein itna dur kar diya, Jo ye bate hamse kar bhi nahi sakte.
Takdir hain aap
Kisi khushnasib ki takdir hain aap, Khwabo ki sachi tasvir hai aap. Aur kya kahe aap ki shan me, Mere hathon me DOSTI ki lakeer hain aap.
Love you high
Like Moon in the sky, You are living in my eye, In my heart love you high, For your sake ready to die, Without you my life is dry, If you forget me my soul will fly.
Sachi Dosti Ki Pehchaan
Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai, dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai, kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere, yahi sachi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai.