Saach aur Veham
Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai? Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
Innocent jOke…
Innocent jOke. A child said to a pregnant lady “ye pait me kia he? Lady:is me mera pyara sa or cute sa baby he Child: itna pyara tha to khaya q “motti”?
Grammar teacher to Sardar…
Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sardar: Jamila Begherat hay…
Ek kaam kar do
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.
Khushiyoon se saje zindagi aapki
Mushkiloon se aap ki mulaqat na ho Udas betho kabhi aisi baat na ho Dua hey ke khushiyoon se saje zindagi aapki Bas hame pukar lena agar koi saath na ho
Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki
Zikar hua jab khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
Zindagi bhar ke saath
Pyaar karnewale anjaam nahi sochate hai, Aankhein band karke bharosa kar lete hai, Zindagi bhar ke saath ki umeed laga lete hai, Par phir bhi kabhi pyaar mein dil tut jaaye toh, Apne yaar se shikayat nahi karte hai.
Difference between watch & wife
What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi
Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi, Haste hue pal ko sambhal pana aasan nahi, Zindgi mein har koi dil mein nahi bas pata, Aur uss ek base hue ko nikal pana aasan nahi.
Stay in your heart forever
Wish to see you when I open my eyes, Wish to dream you in every sleep, Wish to call you every day, Wish to live with you in my every birth, Wish to stay in your heart for ever.
A rupee is easy 2 earn
A rupee is easy 2 earn, a friend is hard 2 find. A rupee loses its value, a friend increases its worth, I lost a rupee when I sms U but who cares. I got a friend like U.
“DRIVE SLOW”
– There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college.Why? – COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
Mohabbat pak hai aisi…
Suna ho ga ye tum ne bhi! Mohabbat paak hai aisi! Ke jaise seep me moti! Faqt tum se ye kehna hai! Agar tum ko koi gham ho! Udasi tum ko ghairey! Kabhi jo chand tarpaey! Sattaey tum ko tanhai! Sahara bhi na ho koi! Mujhe aawaz de lena! Ke…
when sun is not around…
Everyone wants to be sun that light up your life. But I’d rather be u’r moon, so I can shine on u during your darkest hour, when sun isn’t around.
Agar mohabbat mein bewafai na hota
Zindagi jine ke kabil na hota, Agar khuda ne maut banayi na hota, Koi maut ki tamanna na karta, Agar mohabbat mein bewafai na hota.
Mere hisse ki har khushi
Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.
Oh ho kiya style hai
Oh ho kiya style hai Aa ha kiya style hai Nose saaf karnay ki tameez nahin hain Aur haath main mobile hai
“sMs” nhi krte ye to ‘MEMONO’ wala”Style hai.
Ap k “Chehry” pe Noor ki “Smile” hai Ap k pas “Mehnga” Mobile hai Ap k “Inbox” mein sMs ki “Lambi File” hai Phr b “sMs” nhi krte ye to ‘MEMONO’ wala”Style hai.
Aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhieya
Zubaan hai sirf ek zariya nahi, Jo aap shabdon ko samajh payeinge , Kabhi aankhon mein jhaank kar dekhieya, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayeinge.
I love U very much
I love U very much My heart is made to love u only Don’t dare think to leave me Coz there is no spare heart in me.
Kafana hojaye bewafaoo ki tarha
Mohabbat hai aapse pagalo ki tarha Kho na bhete aapko kisi majnu ki tarha Dara hun aap ko chune se Kahi aap kafana hojaye bewafaoo ki tarha.
You did it
All flowers don’t represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it. All donkeys cannot read but u did it!
Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai
Tohar sms jab awat hai, Hamar rom-rom khil jawat hai. Badan ma gudgudi howat hai. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi, Woh to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai.
Ajab khawab ki Tabeer usne mangi Hai…
Mere wajood ki jageer usne mangi hai Ajab khawab ki Tabeer usne mangi Hai Uski qaid mein rehti Hoon main pehle bhi Najane phir kyon zanjeer usne mangi Hai Guman Hota Hai wo bhool sakta Hai mujhe Kyun k aaj meri Tasveer usne mangi Hai Mere Khuda mujhe uske nasib…
Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai
Raat ke andhere mein sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai, Khuda kare ki kisi par koi fida na ho, Agar ho to maut se phele juda na ho.
Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Tere liye chand kya Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho Ghar walo ko kya Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga
Dosti ka safar lamba hai magar
Dosti ka safar lamba hai magar Kuch tum chalo Kuch ham chalen Aur baki taxi karlainge
Kushnasib the hum ya wo pal
Takdeer ne chaha takdeer batya, Takdeer ne humko aur tumko milaya, Kushnasib the hum ya wo pal, Jab aap jaisa dost meri zindagi me aaya…
Bataa na bhi muskil
Kaun jaanta hain kis ke dil ka haal, Bataa na bhi muskil hain, Aankho ko samajh paana bhi muskil hain, Kisi ek ke bin reh paana bhi muskil hain, Kisi pe aitwar kar paana bhi muskil hain.
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki, Ek pal mein phir tutkar bikhar jane ki, Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki, Apne tukdo mein tasvir uski sajane ki.