Advice
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Usse panay ki aas rehti hai
Na jane ye nazar kyu udas rehti hai Na jane isse kis ki talash rehti hai Ye jaan kar k wo kismat me nahi hai Phir bhi usse panay ki aas rehti hai
Dil Jeet le woo jigar hum bhi rakhte hai
Dil Jeet le woo jigar hum bhi rakhte hai, Katl Karde woo nazar hum bhi rakhte hai, Wada kiya hai kisi ko hamesha muskrane ka, Warna Akhoo mein samunder hum bhi rakhte hai.
Nagmein badal jate hai
Dil ki aawaj se nagmein badal jate hai, Sath na de to apne badal jate hai, Palke bhi jara samhal ke jhapkana kyunki, Palke jhapkane se sapne badal jate hai.
Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Sudhar ja nalayak
Open with love!! – – Hum aapse kuch kehna chahte hai, – – Wahi baat jo dilko chu jaye, – – Wahi pyar ke teen akshar, – – The three golden words, – – “Sudhar ja nalayak”
Use jab yaad aye ga
Use jab yaad aye ga wo pehli bar ka milna to pal pal yaad rakhe ga ya sub kuch bhool jaega, Use jab yad aye ga gaye mausam ka har lamaha to khud hi ro padega ya khud hi muskarae ga, Use jab yad ayega k sawan laut aya hai…
Bas ek tum ho
Khushi ka har pal ho tumhare liye, baharon ka gulstaan ho tumhare liye, kamyabi ki har manzil ho tumhare liye, bas ek tum ho hamare liye.
And a friend like u is useless
Heart beat are countless Spirits r ageless Dreams r endless Memories are timeless And a friend like u is useless Oops! Sorry yaar, priceless.
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world…. Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!! Andhera kaise hogaya…?
Friendship means…
Friendship means: u happy i happy, u sad i sad, u cry i cry, u laugh i laugh, u fell down in mud i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak… ;->
I’LL climb da tallest m0untain…
B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain, swim da deepest ocean, walk on h0t lava, just 4 u Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w? B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.
My hands may not come…
Lovely quote by a true friend .. “wen i die , dnt come near my body .. cuz my hands may not come to wipe ur tears off that time ..”
Hum ko bhool na jaana
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, Khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, Hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah.
Definition of girl friend
Definition of girl friend- Jo har baat par tumhe tok -tok kar Pehle tumhari sari aadtein badal de Aur phir saal baad bole- “Ab tum pehle jaise nahi rahe…”
Yaad karta hu
Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha main tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tum pai hi to marta hu.
Life can be hard
Life can be hard, not always fun, When night brings dark and morning brings sun, When life seems tough and nobody seems 2 care, Dil se yaad karna and I’ll be there.
Hum reh nahi patey
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi patey, Hotoon se hum kuch keh nahi patey, Apni bebasi hum kis se kahe hum ja kar, Ek koi hai jis k bina hum reh nahi patey.
Betaab Nazrain Yun Mili
Betaab Nazrain Yun Mili Iqraar Hum Karne Lage Ye Kiya Hua Kion Is Tarhaan Izhaar Hum Karne Lage Chalke Howe Jazbaat Kuch Ansoo Bhi Kuch Bikhre Howe Ab Qatra Qatra Zindagi Sarshaar Hum Karne Lage Quose-e-Qaza Rangoo Main Ghuftaar Hum Karne Lage Veeraan Kade Main Aa Gayee Jo Wo Baharoon…
You are at top of my sweet list
I,m sorry i won’t be able to chat 2 u anymore… My Dr. Says i should avoid sweet stuff… And you are right at the top of my sweet list!
Win lots of prizes
Hi! Keep Massaging me and win loads of prizes:- 1st prize: Free Stay in My Heart! 2nd Prize: Lifetime friendship! 3rd pize: Lots of love. Offer valid!
Plz hurry up
Shaytan association invites all the members For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!
Jee chahta hai
Iss pyaar ki rooh mein utar jane ko jee chahta hai, Apni har sans mein bas unki mehak ko mehsoos karne ka jee chahta hai, Ab yeh dil har pal uske pyaar mein dhadakna chahta hai, Ab khuda ke chand ko chod, Apne chand ki nazro mein doob jane ko…
Kitne aadmi the
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya. Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho?” Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”
Ehsas satane laga
Aapse duri ka ehsas satane laga, Aapke saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi aapko bhulne ki koshish ki, Aapse dil aur karib aane laga.
Koi mujh se sikhle
Dub kar roshani dena, Koi suraj se sikh le, Dosti kar ke dard lena, Koi mujh se sikhle, Sms pa kar “Reply” na karna Koi aap se sikhle.
“Mohabbat” bata dena…
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena, Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena, Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar, “Mohabbat” bata dena…
Aaj hamein maloom hua
Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua
Aap ki mahek
Aap ki mahek in hawaon mein hai, kuch apna pansa bikhra in fizaon mein hai, kamyabi chumey aap ke kadam, hamesha ye hi sapna in nigahon mein hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se alergy
Baharo phool barsao mera “dost” aaya hai, Hotho pe muskan, gali mein mehak laya hai, Barso tak thi jise pani se “alergy” Woh aaj “lux” se nahaya hai.
