Saari umar watchman
Evolution of man: Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi ke din superman Shaadi ke baad Gentleman Aur B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha, Janae kab toot jaye yeh kaanch ki tarha, Kisi mod pe mulaqaat ho gai hamari, Toh aankhain mat moorna anjaanaon ki tarha.
Ye dil hi aisa hai
Kushi tere aney ki Gham tere janey ka Ye dil hi aisa hai Jo tere bin ek pal Nahin rey pata.
Button na dabao
Babloo Yes Sir Tinku Yes sir Gullu Yes sir Ullu ? Ullu ? Ullu Button na dabao present lagwao.
Har ek insaan
Har ek insaan ki ek hi maan hoti hai, Har ek insaan ki ek hi jaan hoti hai, Har ek insaan ki ek hi baat hoti hai, Ke dosti ho to zindagi aasaan hoti hai.
Jaha teri kami hogi
Zuban khamosh, ankhon mein nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, Kaise bharegi woh jagah jaha teri kami hogi.
Jam kadwaa hai
Jam kadwaa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagtay hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye
The day I met you
Once something strange happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
Girlfriends r like chocolates
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.
Haan OR Nahin
Hurry up, Fill in the blankswith “HAAN” or “NAHIN” 1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon. 2. ______ main hi chor hoon. 3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai. 4. ______ main hi idiot hoon Let me see who is brave !!!
Don’t Break anyone’s heart…
Don’t Break anyone’s heart They hve only one of it… Break their bones… They hve 206 of them…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai . . Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwaad ab tk hy
Tumhein jis ki talaash hai
Ye dua hai ke tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, Har nazar mein bas pyaar nazar aaye, Tumhein jis ki talaash hai, Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash mein aaye.
Kahin infection na ho jaye
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Kismat se jalna chod do
Milte hai aachai dost sirf khushnasibo ko, Meri kismat se jalna chod do. Agar tamana ho milne ki mere dost se, Toh bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil me rahenge, Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
Na zane kaise
Zindagi lehar thi aap shail hue, Na zane kaise hum se bhool hue, Aur hum aapki dosti ke kabil na hue, Na bhulenge hum uss haseen pal ko, Jab aap hamari choti se duniya mein shamil hue.
Bas itna bata dena
Usko bas itna bata dena.. Itna aasaan nahi hain tumhe bhula dena.. Teri yaadein bhi tere jaisi hi hain.. Unhein aata hai bas rula dena..!
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko
Karoge fir yaad guzre zamane ko, Tarsoge hamare saath ek pal bitane ko, Phir aawaaz doge hume aane ko, Hum kahenge darwaaza nahi hai kabar se bahar aane ko!
Everyone wonders why
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
Who is friend?
Who is friend? A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear, Catches the second, Stop the third, & Turns the 4th into a smile!!!
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabbat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi.
Do pal aap saath dete
Khoobsurat to hai zindagi Aapke bagair magar tanha hai zindagi Jo pal do pal aap saath dete Pal bhar mein hum kaat lete ye safar To kya jo lambi dagar hai zindagi
Toh loog bolte hai
Pyaar mein Juban chup ho to ankhen bolti hai, Ankhen chup ho to dil bolta hai, Aur agar dil chup ho to? Toh Loog bolte hai “Ram Naam Satya Hai”
Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai
Khushi mile to hass na saki, Gum mile to roo na saki, Zindagi ka yahi dastur hai, Jise chaha usse pa na saki, Aur jise paye usse chaha na saki.
Ek bar tu hans k dikha
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, Tere liye chand tare tod du, Khushiyon k darwaze ter liye khol du, Ek bar tu hans k dikha, Tere sare “Daant” tod du.
Humko tumse pyaar kitna
Humko tumse pyaar kitna, Humko tumse pyaar hai, Yeh bataana ab zaroori to nahin, Kyonki baichani to ab humara aalam hai! Tumko pata bhi nahin, Kucch humne tumko kha suna bhi nahin, Phir kyon wahi baat yaad aati hai, Mulakat ka silsa kyon badta hi nahin! Log ruthkar rah jaatein…
Give laugh to all but smile to one
Give laugh to all but smile to one, Give cheeks to all but lips to one, Give luv to all but heart to one, Let everybody luv u but u luv one.
They would be married man too
Bachelors know more about women than married men, If they didn’t, they would be married too.
Memories last forever
Memories last forever, They simply never die, True friends stay together, They never say good-bye.