Tum laakh chupao duniya se
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya
Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya. Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL? DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?
Dard-e-dil ki dastaan
Darde-e dil ki daastan, Mohabbat ke safar mein, Hai ishq ki galiyan badnaam! Kasam kasam lene se darte hain, Tumko yaad karke rote nahin hain, Par samajh kar baat badana, Is samaajh mein ek samajh hai!
Deedar ko tarasti hain
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, Meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbur hai tu bhi, Phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain.
Woh karte hai baat ishq ki
Woh karte hai baat ishq ki, Par ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nahi, Ishq woh chand hai jo dikhta hai sab ko, Par usse pana sab ke bas ka kaam nahi.
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty. Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u…
Sign of remembrance
Every tear is a sign of brokenness, Every silence is sign of lonliness, Every smile is sign of kindness, Every sms is sign of remembrance.
Har ishq mein aisa mod kyu aata hai
Har ishq mein aisa mod kyu aata hai, Ek sathi dusrai ko tanha chod jata hai, Janmoo tak saath nibhane wala pyaar, Kisi ke khatir kisi apne ka dil ko tod jata hai.
Chand se dosti humne todli
Chand se dosti humne todli Jab usne hume unki khabar dena chodh di Sitaroin ne ro ke kaha isme chand ka kiya kasoor Jo tumhaara apna hai us hi ne aane ki kasam tod di…
Bole har ladki apko
Aankho mein “SHARAFAT” Chaal mein “NAJAKAT” Dil mein “SACHCHAI” Aur chehre mein “SAFAI” Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “Bhai”.
Ab to iqrar kerlo..
Ab to iqrar kerlo.. Or na tarpao… ab to bata do.. or na sharmao.. k… ap mujhse…. mujhse….. mujhse… ziada kanjos hain 😉
Ham pe shaq hain
Maut se daar nahi lagta mujhko Tujh se judaai ka daar hain Kisi aur ka haq nahi mujh pe Sirf tujhe haq hain Punch lo apni dhadkano se Kitna pyaar hain aapse Aur aapko ham pe shaq hain.
Tu anokhi kahani bhi
Aaina hai tera chehra, Par sheesha toot jata, Tu gamon ka sagar bhi, Par badal kyon barsana jaanta nahin, Dhoop mein toh khilkar kali khilti hai, Baag mein bhawaron ko lalchaati hai! Tu anokhi kahani bhi, Gumnaamsi dhakano mein bhi!
Word from my heart
I searched through books & leafed through cards For words that would convey, What I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, All I can write was….I Luv U
God picked up a flower
God picked up a flower & dipped it in dew Lovingly touched it which turned in to you, & Then he gifted to me n’ said, “This friend is for you”
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari
Sms karenge tumhe bhari bhari, Ye rasam lagati hai hume badi pyaari, Ye sms milte hi sms karo, Kyonki hume pasand nahi sms ki udhari!!!!!!
Ye Mahobbat hai
Kitna bebas hai inshaan kismat ke aage, Kitna dhur hai sapna hakikat ke aage, Koi mere dhadkan se puche, Kitna tarapta hai ye dil unke mohabbat ke leya.
To phir rehene do…
Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy- Bilkul nahi.. Girl- To phir rehne do…
Dil pe dosti ki hukumat hai
Dosti insaan ki zarurat hai, Dil pe dosti ki hukumat hai. Aaz socha tha aap ko jawab kya bheju, Aap jaise logon ko gulab kya bhejun.
Yeh paigaam aaye
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye, Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye, Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum, Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.
Maat pucho kya gujarti hai
Mohabbat mein laakho zakhm khaye humne Afsos unhe humpar aitbar nahi Maat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par Jab woh kehte hai humein tumse pyaar nahi.
Meri mohabbat me kami kya thi
Agar aapke dil ka mere dil se koi rista nahi to, To aapka dil mere sine me dhadakta kyu hai, Dard to aapne mitha hi diya hai dil ko, Lekinye khara pani aankho se chalakta kyu hai? Zameen me kuch nami se thi, ful ke aanchal me kuch bhi kami…
I luv you for…
I luv you not only for what you are, But for what I am when I’m with u. I luv u not only for what u have made of urself, But for what you are making of me. I luv you for the part of me that u bring out.
Friendship is not a game to play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on march and ends on may, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Kiss me…
Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo. Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u. Girl: And if 4,5 & 6, Boy: Then u kiss me.
Bewafa thi woh na kahenge
Aaye na tumhe yaad hamari, Hum hamesha karenge fariyad tumhari, Bewafa thi woh na kahenge, Kahenge kami thi wafa main hamari.
Naag do not punch me
Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So simple yaar… Naag do not punch me.
Yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho
Dosti ki galiyo mein koi gham na ho, Hamari yeh dosti kabhi kam na ho, Bas yehi dua tum kush raho, Kya pata yeh message bhejne wala Kal Ho Na Ho…
Tere khawab mujhay sonay nahi detay.
Hum ahlay nazar hain magar phir bhi tere bageer Khud ko kisi ke khayal main khonay nahi dete Din ko teri yaadain mujhay parhnay nahin deti Ratoon ko tere khawab mujhay sonay nahi dete.
Utha ke le gaya koi
Kabar ki mitti utha ke le gaya koi, Issi bahane humein choo kar chala gaya koi, Tanhayi aur andhere mein khush they hum, Lekin phir se intezaar karne ki wajah de gaya koi.