Teri mehfil mein main na aa paya
Phoolo se tune mehfil sajayi, Aaj janmdin tera aaya. Meri khata maaf karna jaan, Teri mehfil mein main na aa paya.
Hye la, puncture!!!
The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, U ask why? I come close to U, U feel shy, I tell u those three magical words… Hye la, puncture!!!
Be happy the way u are
A baby monkey asked its mom Why couldn’t god make me beautiful? Mum replied: be happy the way u r At least u don’t look like the person reading this…
Are you sure you love me?
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
I Love U Jaan-e-Man…
Murgha Murghi Se: I Love U Jaan-e-Man, Tumhare Lye Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon Murghi, Haye Allah.! Sachi ? Murgha, Teri ksm Murghi, Chal Phir aj tu Anda de.
Dil sabke paas hota hai
Ek sa dil sabke paas hota hai, Phir kyo nahi sabpe vishwas hota hai, Insaan chahe kitna bhi aam kyo na ho, Woh kisi na kisi ke liye jaroor khas hota hai.
Bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Yad ho gaya?
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate, Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate, Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe, Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.
Itne pyaar kerte hai
Naa jaane kyun log itne payare se lagte hai, Enko bhulana chaho to dil ke kareeb aane lagete hai, Hum unko itne pyaar kerte hai, Aur wo hume bhulane lagete hai.
Yado me mara gaya
Kasti gayi kinara gaya, Iss tute dil ka sahara gaya. Koi agar aake puche ki “Farhad” kaha gaya, To kahena kisi ki yado me mara gaya.
I still love you
I cant help it, But I have to say it, That you are the most precious star that i’m holding on to.. Though you are fun, And sometimes cruel, I still do love you!!!!
Plz try later
Sweet what happened 2 ur mobile? I was triyng to call u but i got this message: Welcome to the jungle network, The monkey u r triyng to call is on a tree busy sleeping Plz try later.
Young girl praying
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Waqt haathon se nikal jata hai
Waqt haathon se nikal jata hai, Sapne aankhon se fisal jate hai, Be-murrabat hai yeh pyaar-mohabbat, Dil ke armaan yaha kuchal jate hai.
Yaad nahi karte
Aankho mein rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, Dil mein rehne walo ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh mein bas gaye hai woh, Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Sagar banta hai
Sagar banta hai boond se, Baag kilte hai phool se, Aasman sajta hai sitaron se, Dosti banti hai hum se.
Dil haar kar dekho
Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho Apni aankhon main kisi ko utar kar dekho Chot un ko lage gi aansoo tumhein aa jayein ge Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ”
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IK TERY ANE SE PEHLE . . . IK TERY JANE K BAAD
Woh zindagi kya jis mein pyaar na ho
Woh zindagi kya jis mein pyaar na ho, Woh pyaar hi kya jis mein yaade na ho, Woh yaade hi kya jis mein tum na ho, Woh tum hi kya jis mein hum na ho.
Only one face in my Eyes
Only one face in my Eyes Only one name in my Heart Only one Angel in my life Only one Soul in my Body, That is You
Agar sath ho zindgi mein
Mehek dosti ki kisi ishq se kam nahi hoti, Yeh duniya ishq pe khatam nahi hoti, Agar sath ho zindgi mein sache doston ka Toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti!
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai….
1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen. Pathan bola: Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell…
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell, Wah Wah Raat 2 Bajay kisi ne Bajai Ghar ki Bell, Main ne Gate Khola to Chokidar bola: All is Well.. All is well..
Kahani jab nazar aati hai
Unke naksh se hum murdoon mein bhi jaan laate hai, Yeh woh hai jinke saaye se hum kashtiyaan banate hai, Kahani jab nazar aati hai khatma hoti hui, Hum wahi se ek nayi dastaan banate hai.
Woh bhi tumhe pyaar kare
Chaho tum jise chahat se zyada, Sapne dekho tum jiske neend se zyada, Mago tum jise mannat se zyada, Khuda kare woh bhi tumhe pyaar kare, Apni saanso se zyada.
Dil per di meri dastak nazro ne teri aake
Dil per di meri dastak nazro ne teri aake, Fir feri tune nazre pagal mujhe bana k, Ismein khata kya teri futi thi meri ankhe, Sapne ko sach jo samjha betha hu dil jalaa k.
Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye
Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usse ek ghar chahiye, Bas yuhin saat chalte raho aye dost, Yeh dosti hame zindagi bhar chahiye.
Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi…
