When the mirror of Life gets dirty…
When the mirror of Life gets dirty with the fog of reality, just try to wipe it with ur faith in GOD, You will see the clear reflection of ur dreams once again!
Tumhein pata ho ya na ho
Har dhadakte dil ke peeche zaroor kohie baat hoti hai, Kisi udaas dil ke peeche kisi ke yaad hoti hai, Tumhein pata ho ya na ho, Tumhari khushi ke peeche hamari dua hoti hai.
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Kashti ko kinare mil jate hain
Tufaan mein kashti ko kinare mil jate hain, Jahan mein logon ko sahare mil jate hain, Duniya mein sabse pyari hey zindagi, Kuch log zindagi se bhi pyare mil jate hain.
Dil ki baat
Dil ki baat ko izhaar kehtay hain, Jhuki nigaahi ko ikraar kehtay hain, Sirf paanay ka naam mohabbat nahi doston, Kuch khonay ko bhi pyaar kehtay hain.
Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai
Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai, Mujhe moorakh padte hai, Ullu forward karte hai, Gadhe delete karte hai, Aur monkey log save karte hai, Aap kya karne wale ho.
Anurag Gupta
Har ek zazbat ko juban nahi milti, Har ek aarzoo ko dua nahi milti, Muskaan banaye rakho to duniya hai sath, Aansoon ko to aankhon mein bhi panah nahi milti……….
Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli
Ladki eik aisi paheli, Kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli. Kharcha karo to bole,”darling!I love u!”, Na karo toh bole,”brother! Who r u???”
Flowers means honey
Flowers means honey, Honey means sweet, Sweet means desire, Desire means love, Love means friend, Friend means you.
Wife will give u free
A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you Expensive answers that your Wife will give you for free.
Yaadein teri rakhdi hai sambhal kar
Yaadein teri rakhdi hai sambhal kar, Dur kahi iss dil se nikal kar, Sab kuch toh vapas le liya hai apne door jaa kar, En yaadon ko bhi le jana kisi roz aakar.
Vapas karne aaya hai
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, Har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Hume neend bahut aati hai….
Suna hai ishq me Logo ki neend ur jati hai Koi humse bhi to ishq karke dekhe Hume neend bahut aati hai….
Mohabbat uss bewafa se
Kash humne ki na hoti mohabbat uss bewafa se, To aaj hume wafa ke badle bewafi mili na hoti, Chahate toh aaj bhi unhe aapni jaan se jyaada, Magar woh wafa nahi samjhti.
Dard-e-Dil
Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay, Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai, Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.
AAj Bhi Mile To
AAj Bhi Mile To Nazaren Jhukani Padti Hain, Dil Me Pyaar Hai,Lekin Nafrat Dikhani padti Hai AAj Bhi Dekhte Hain Log Shak Ki Nazar se, Unki Khushi Ke Liye Wo Gali Bhi Chod kar Jaani padti hai.
I love my life
I luv my eyes when u look into them, I luv my name when u say it, I luv my heart when u luv it, I luv my life when you are in it.
You are stupid
You know you are a stupid? Don’t mind I explain for you S=Sincere T=Talented U=Unforgetable P=Patience I=Intelligent D=Dear So, you agree that you are a big stupid?
Man should get married some time
Every man Should get married some time After all, happiness is not the Only thing in life!
Tujhe sochon subha shaam sajan…
Kya likhun tere naam sajan Tujhe sochon subha shaam sajan Tum neeli jheel ka pani ho Mohobat ki ek kahani ho Tum pyar k meethe bol Sajan Tum hr ek se anmol Sajan Tum asman ka badal ho Tum meri ankh ka kajal ho Tum mere man ki jeet sajan…
There is a nice saying…
~”There is a nice saying”~ “If you want to be Great” Then “You must walk with Great people” “Seriously! I’ve no objection, If U need to walk with Me”;-)
Ibn_e_Adam Hai Khareedar…
…Bint_e_Hawa ny Khol Rakha Hai Baazaar_e_ Gunah…, …Ibn_e_Adam Hai Khareedar Khuda Khair Kary…
Take some time for ur friends & loved ones….
*Things: must be sorted out before its too late. *Chances: must be availed before u dun have any to miss. *Mistakes: must be accepted before there is nothing left to repeat. *Feelings: must be shared before they turn too cold to be warmed. *Temper: must be tappered off before it…
Somewhere in India…
Somewhere in india. Father:Beta tumhara paper kaisa hua?’ Son:’Pita g! wasay to bohat acha hua hai, lekin aik sawal bohat mushkil tha aur mjh say nai hua! Father:konsa beta? Son:kis nay kaha tha… . k gandhi g hamaray bapuu hain? MORAL: India may pepsi pay 5 rupay kam krnay ka…
New Devdas…
New Devdas . . . . . Paro main ny sharab pena chor de hy paro . . . Paro: Kiyon Dewa? . . . . Devdas: . . . . . Kis ny kaha tha ky PEPSI py 5 rupay kam ker do?
Kabhi Jo Ehsas Ho TumKo…
Kabhi Jo Ehsas Ho TumKo K Tum Acha Nahi Kartey, Jo Mujh Ko Yon Rulaatey Ho Lahoo Mera Jalatey Ho, Ager Iss Aag Main Jal Ker Main Ik Din Raakh Ho Jaon, Mujhay Dil Se Bhula Deyna Samander Mein, Bahaa Deyna Mager Ye Yaad Rakhna Tum KHUDA Se Ye Duaa…
These are Friends…
Whenever u r happy… “Chal goodnewz chor treat ki date bataa” Whenever u fail in an exam… “Don’t worry yaar aadhi class fail hai” Whenever u’re upset they give u a hug n say “Jigar meray hotay tension mat le” These r frndz… When the whole world is against u……
Mohabbat haar k jeena….
“Mohabat” Haar K “Jeena” Bohat “Dushwar” Hota Hai.. ..! Osay Bus Itna Bata Daina “Bharam” Tora Nai Karty…!!
The reality of life…
The reality of life: U love someone & u marry someone else The one u marry becomes ur life partner and the 1 u love bcomes the password of your email ID;-):-D
Yaad aati hai
Yaad aati hai toh hum iss dil ko rok lete hain, Aanchal na mile toh ashq haatho se ponch lete hain, Marham na mila toh zakhmon ko bahne dete hain, Dard dil mein rakhkar dhadkan ko sahne dete hain.