Phir aag ka darya hai aur doob ke jana hai
Usne Kaha… Ishq nai asaan bas itna samajh lijiye, Aag ka darya hai aur doob ke jana hai. Maine Kaha… Masoom Mohabat ka bas itna sa fasana hai, Kaghaz ki haveli aur barish ka zamana hai, Kya shart-e-mohabat, Kya shart-e-zamana hai, Uss par utarne ki umeed bohat kam hai, Kashti…
Love isn’t a decision
Love isn’t a decision. It’s a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, It would be much simpler, But much less magical.
A lucky star dropped
A lucky star dropped on earth last night, It asked me what did i want? A true friend or a million dollar I had to choose a million dollar Because I already have you.
Sardar and doctor
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey…
Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck nzr nai aya c? Srdar G: nzr te aya c pr truck te likhya c Tu lang ja saadi khair aey.
Bewafa thi woh na kahenge
Aaye na tumhe yaad hamari, Hum hamesha karenge fariyad tumhari, Bewafa thi woh na kahenge, Kahenge kami thi wafa main hamari.
Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai
Teray Phikar say baat chalti hai Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai Phool itnay haseen nahin hain sanam En per sirf aap ka nikhar hota hai
Machhar marne ka tarika
Machhar marne ka tarika: Pehle ek zinda machhar pakde, Fir usse zamin pe litayen, Fir usse gudgudi karen, Aur jaise hi hasne k liye machar muh khole usse ALLOUT pila dein
Khuda se kya mange
Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, Khuda se kya mange, Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.
Kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Kitna busy ho?
Kya ker rahe ho? Busy ho? Kitna busy ho? Agar kum ho toh message kyun nahi karte ho? Agar zyada ho toh message kyun pad rahe ho?
U make me feel so right
U make me feel so right, every day n every night, Let me tell u how much I luv u, From the moment I saw ur face, I never ever thought about u being replaced.
Friends forever
A ring is round and has no end…. and that’s how long I’ll be your friend. Friends forever!!
Saari umar watchman
Evolution of man: Without shaadi Spiderman Shaadi ke din superman Shaadi ke baad Gentleman Aur B.V khobsurat ho toh saari umar watchman.
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha
Khubsurat hai zindagi khuwab ki tarha, Janae kab toot jaye yeh kaanch ki tarha, Kisi mod pe mulaqaat ho gai hamari, Toh aankhain mat moorna anjaanaon ki tarha.
Ye dil hi aisa hai
Kushi tere aney ki Gham tere janey ka Ye dil hi aisa hai Jo tere bin ek pal Nahin rey pata.
Button na dabao
Babloo Yes Sir Tinku Yes sir Gullu Yes sir Ullu ? Ullu ? Ullu Button na dabao present lagwao.
Har ek insaan
Har ek insaan ki ek hi maan hoti hai, Har ek insaan ki ek hi jaan hoti hai, Har ek insaan ki ek hi baat hoti hai, Ke dosti ho to zindagi aasaan hoti hai.
Jaha teri kami hogi
Zuban khamosh, ankhon mein nami hogi, Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi, Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega, Kaise bharegi woh jagah jaha teri kami hogi.
Jam kadwaa hai
Jam kadwaa hai magar itna nahi ki pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi ki jia na jaye, sms karny per paise lagtay hain magar itney nahi ki kia na jaye
The day I met you
Once something strange happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
Girlfriends r like chocolates
Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wives r like Dal RICE, eaten when there’s no choice.
Haan OR Nahin
Hurry up, Fill in the blankswith “HAAN” or “NAHIN” 1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon. 2. ______ main hi chor hoon. 3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai. 4. ______ main hi idiot hoon Let me see who is brave !!!
Don’t Break anyone’s heart…
Don’t Break anyone’s heart They hve only one of it… Break their bones… They hve 206 of them…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy…
Honton ko chhuwa usney ehsaas ab tk hy Aankhen nam or saanson mey aag ab tk hy Waqt guzar gya Pr uski yaad nhi gai . . Uff Wo HARI MIRCH ka suwaad ab tk hy
Tumhein jis ki talaash hai
Ye dua hai ke tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, Har nazar mein bas pyaar nazar aaye, Tumhein jis ki talaash hai, Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash mein aaye.
Kahin infection na ho jaye
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.
Kismat se jalna chod do
Milte hai aachai dost sirf khushnasibo ko, Meri kismat se jalna chod do. Agar tamana ho milne ki mere dost se, Toh bas apni nazar aaine ki taraf mod do.
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, Kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, Yadoon ke haseen lamhe dil me rahenge, Chahe sari umar hamari mulaqat ho na ho.
Na zane kaise
Zindagi lehar thi aap shail hue, Na zane kaise hum se bhool hue, Aur hum aapki dosti ke kabil na hue, Na bhulenge hum uss haseen pal ko, Jab aap hamari choti se duniya mein shamil hue.