Uske bina jiya nahi ja sakta
Pyar kamjor dilse kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki, Uske bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
I want nothing
Sharp is Ur memory, Sweet is Ur name, Deep in my heart, U will always remain, Earth want water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from U.
Kya jamana aaya hai
Andhe ke haath me “TORCH”, Bahare ke haath me “RADIO”, Gunge ke haath me “MIKE”, Aur aap ke haath me “MOBILE” WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
What virtue would it be?
Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love.
Zakhmi dil ko dekhe
Woh aaye hamare dil mein yeh khuda ki khudrat hai, Kabhi hum apne zakhmi dil ko dekhe, Ya phir unke hassen nazroon mein marham-e-hayat dekhain, Ae hamain zindagi kuch toh de mashwara, Main kaha jaun hota nahi faisla, Ek taraf uska ghar ek taraf maigadha.
Dekh kar teri jawani
Dekh kar teri jawani , Arzu e shabab hoti hai , Roz tauba karta hu, Roz neeyat kharaab hoti hai…
Hamse kya chupati thi
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar, Na jane kyun sarmati thi, Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala, Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
Kuchh to dard hai jo ap sahe nahi sakte
Kuchh to bat hai jo ap hamse kahe nahi sakte, Kuchh to dard hai jo ap sahe nahi sakte, Hame itna bhi paraya kar diya, Jo esi bate hamse kar bhi nahi sakte.
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya
Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
Aapko har jagha paa liyaa karte hai
Hum aapko in aankho mein yun basa liya karte hai, Ja sake jaha tak hamari ye nazar, Aapko har jagha paa liyaa karte hai.
Love is about
Love isn’t about… whom you have known the longest… who comes first… or who cares the best… it’s all about who comes and never leaves!
Where should i hide
Government of (your country) has introduced new rule, That good looking people will b thrown out. U r safe but where should i hide ?
Tell me how this happened?
1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?” Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.” The man said, “No”. Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Hajoom-e-Dostan se…
“Hajom-e- dostan” se jb “kabhi” fursat “milay” Mohsin Agr smjho “munasib” to “hmen” bi “yaad” kr “lena”.
Ishq wale aankho ki baat samazte hai
Ishq wale aankho ki baat samazte hai, Sapne mein mil jaye toh mulakat samzte hai, Rota toh asman bhi hai dharti ke liye, Log usko sirf barsat samzte hai…
Pani mein tairna machali ka style
Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.
Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
Mohabbat kudha ka diya anmol tofha hai
Mohabbat kudha ka diya anmol tofha hai, Ye jisko mil jaye wo kush naseeb hota hai, Jisko mil jaye mohabbat ka tofha, Uski zindagi ka har lamha fanna hota hai.
Buss tum ko hi paati hoon
Wafaa ko aazmana chahti hoon Tumhe main bhool jana chahti hoon Par mujhe batao main kya karoon Tumko main bhool nahi pati hoon Aisa tum ne kya jadoo kya hai mujh pe Jahan bhi jaoon…Buss tum ko hi paati hoon
Dil ek mandir hai
Dil ek mandir hai, Tum uski murat ho. Kasam khuda ki, Tum bahut khoobsurat ho!!
The light in the universe
Haan main manta hun, Aap bhale hi ankho se hai bahut dur, Par in band ankho mein, Harpal chamakta hai aaphika noor. Aap hai mere noorjahan, The light in the universe.
A Golden Quotation: In the Time of crises,
A Golden Quotation: In the Time of crises, I was not hurt by the harsh words of my Enemies, But by the Silence of my Friends.
I’ll take u to an eye specialist
When u feel lonely and alone Can’t see any 1 around u The world seems to be fading away Come along with me I’ll take u 2 an eye specialist
Why are U so lazy?
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband : I was with you in my dream!
Khwab dekhana koi gunah toh nahi..
Bhigte rahte hai, barish me aksar Kabhi mangi kisi se, panah nahi! Hasrate puri na ho, toh na sahi! Par khwab dekhana, koi gunah toh nahi..
Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?
Na msg. Na phone, Na picture na tone, Aur bane phirte ho heroine, Jab number diya tha to, Kahete the roj karenge phone, Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?
Tujhe yaad kiya
Subha ko tujhe yaad kiya, Shaam hui tujhe yaad kiya, Raat hui tujhe yaad kiya, Manhus kabhi hume bhi yaad karo Aur jaldi aapna karza uttaro.
Bihari goes to a shop
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?” Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
Sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi
Maana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nai, Lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi, Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi
Dimag toh hai dil ke aage majboor
Karni ho agar mohabbat toh dil se karna, Yeh khel nahi hai dimagwalo ka, Dimag toh hai dil ke aage majboor, Yeh sha nahi sake ga dard yaar walo ka.
