Ghalib v’s Iqbal v’s FARAZ…
Ghalib v’s Iqbal v’s FARAZ” 1.(GHALIB) Ghalib sharab peene De masjid mein beth kr. Ya wo jagah bata jahan Khuda nahi. 2.(IQBAL) Masjid Khuda ka ghar hy peene ki jagah nahi. Kafir k dil mein ja wahan Khuda nahi. 3.(FARAZ) Kafir k Dil Se aya hon ye Dekh kr Faraz.…
Sardar was helping his son…
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy? SARDAR Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k…
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k.. . . . . Kia btaon.. . . . . . Allah muaaf kare.. . . . . . Toba toba.. . . . . k . . . ”Aap k number se b msg agaya’.;-) Lo Dasso!
Uss ke ssath hone tak
Jadoo-e-ishq tha uss ke ssath hone tak, Woh musafir tha bichhar gaya raat hone tak, Woh kuch iss kamal se khela tha ishq ki baazi, Main apni jeet samajti rahi har haar hone tak.
Wo 3 inch ki sandal
Wah wah kya baat hai. Wo lal duppata … Wo kale baal… Magar wo kambhakat 3 inch ki sandal. Kya zor ka fatka mara hai.
Mushkil mein jeena nahi chahte
Mushkil mein jeena nahi chahte, Dur tumse hoke rahna nahi chahte, Yuto dost bahut bane zindagi mein, Par tum jaise dostko khona nahi chahte.
Kuch khaas ho tum
Tarasti nazron ki pyaas ho tum, Tadapte dil ke aas ho tum, Bujhti zindagi ki saans ho tum, Phir kaise na kahu kuch khaas ho tum.
Usse chaha na sake
Jo mila usse chaha na sake, Jise chaha usse paa na sake, Ye samajhlo dil tootne ka khel hai, Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Muqadar ka likha koi badal nae sakta
Muqadar ka likha koi badal nae sakta, Honi ko koi rok nae sakta, Muqadar ka likha agar badal pate, To iska sikander aapko banate, Honi ko agar rok sakte, To apne dil ko hm samjhate, Hamen apni khushi azeez nae hay, Hamen to aapki khushiyan pyari hain, Her dukh aapka…
Love Language
Love Language- Let my love for u be crystal clear, May the sincerity of my love subside your fears, I would never be gone with me you would never be alone.
Only the cute ones
Only the open heart receives “Love” Only the open mind receives “Wisdom” Only the open hand receives “Gifts” And… Only the cute ones receive “Messages from ME!”
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
What is the color of frequency?
What is the color of frequency? Frequency = 1/time …that means…1/sec …now…1sec = Aik Pal so…1 Pal = Per Pal …so that equals to PURPLE! Daikha, Puri PHYSICS hila kay rakh di!
Khud ko bhool jate hai
Yeh hum tasleem karte hai, Ke tumhe fursat nahi milti, Magar hamari soch ke mehwar, Kabhi yeh bhi toh zara socho, Ke tumhe hum yaad karte hai, Toh khud ko bhool jate hai.
Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko
Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko, Nazron mein bithaya hai jo aapko, Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise, Darte hai jhuki jo palke to chubhengi aapko.
Hum inke ghar to jaate
Ladka Bola : Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Dosti bina zindagi viran hoti hai
Dosti bina zindagi viran hoti hai, Akele har raah sunsaan hoti hai, Sacche dost ka hona hai zaruri, Kyunki dost se har mushqil aasaan hoti hai.
Raat ke baad subha hoti hai
Har raat ke baad subha hoti hai, Zindgi aise hi zaya hoti hai, Tham lo har ek khushi ko, Khushiya aise hi hamare sath hoti hai, Sayad humko aise hi jine ki caah hoti hai, Ki har raat ke baad subha hoti hai!!
khash na likh paaya
Aaj shayad main kuch khash na likh paaya, Ek tasweer thi seene mein per saamne na aaya, Jalaa rakkhi thi chiraag andhere mann mein, Per uss mein se bhi roshani na aaya.
Hard to breathe
Hard to breath Feels like floating So full of love My heart exploding Mouth is dry Hands are shaking My heart is yours, far taken Acting weird, not myself Finally time for this push love To know how it feels to fall in love
A sexy female elephant passes by…
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by… What does the loofer elephant say? Wow… 3600-2400-3600
Yakeen toh humein sirf tum pe hai
Yakeen toh humein sirf tum pe hai, Varna na jaane yahan kitne chehre hai, Hum toh wada karte hai dosti ka, Bas aapse bhi dost kehlane ki aas hai.
Google Khan…
Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai? Sardar: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua? Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai…:
Hum Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar be…
Ksi Ne Sardar Ko SMS Kya K “Agr Tu Zaheen Hy To 200 ka Balance Bhej Hoshyar Hy To 300 ka Bhej” Sardar Ne 500 Ka Beja Or Likha Hum Zaheen B hy or Hoshiyar be.
Tanha rehna toh seekh liya
Tanha rehna toh seekh liya, Par khush na kabhi reh payenge, Teri doori toh seh leta hai dil, Par tere pyaar ke bin na jee payenge.
Zindagi suni si lagti hai
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai, Har pal adhuri si lagti hai, Aab to en saason ko apni saason se jodo, Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai.
Rishta khas hota hai
Khushbu mein ehasaas hota hai, Dosti ka rishta khas hota hai, Har baat ko juban se kehhna mumkin nahi hota, Isliye dosti ka naam vishwas hota hai.
Dekhein kab tak tu khush rahta hai
Kitni Khushi milti hai tujhko, dil mera todhkar Lekin ye dil bhi to hai, teri hi amanat Dekhein kab tak tu khush rahta hai Apni hi cheez ko todhkar
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote
Kaash tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote Chand to tu hai hi … sitaare bhee saath hote
Samaajh ko badalne ki
Log yahaan wahaan bhatakte hain, Apna samay nasht kar detein hai, Vyarth ki baaton mein ulajhkar, Khoob timepaas kartein hain. Zaroorat hai aaj samaajh ko badalne ki, Zindagi mein lage is daag, grahan ko mitaane ki, Chandra grahan se to bach sakte hain, Par jeevan ke laksh ko paana ab…
