Sarson peeli na ho
Barsaat aaye aur zameen geeli na ho, Dhoop nikley aur sarson peeli na ho, Ye aap ne kaese soch liya ke, Aap ki yaad aaye aur aap ke mobile per, Hamara sms na ho.
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai
Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, Surat unki khud hi pyaari lagti hai, Kadar jinki dil mein hoti hai!
Higher Studies Yaar…
Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When a person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
jab chaha dil tod dia
Jab chaha jazbaat se khelliye jab chaha dil tod dia Hum ne bhi aise logon se milna julna chod dia
zaroor kisi DIL se pukara hoga
Zaroor kisi ne DIL se pukara hoga, Ek bar to chand ne bhi aapko nihara hoga. Mayus ho gaye honge aasma ke taare bhi us din, jab zami par aapko Khuda ne utara hoga?
Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani…
Dada or Dadi ne apni jwani k din phir se yad kr k manane ka socha. unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir drya kinare milange. Dada jaldi uth kr tiar ho kr, gulab le kr kinare pohncha, boht dair hogye Dadi nahi i, wo ghuse mey ghr aya, or…
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
Apno ne rulaya hai
Woh saksh jise har kisi ne thukraya hai, Bas aansoo ne gale lagaya hai, Kisi aur se kya sikwa kare dost, Hume toh apno ne rulaya hai.
Jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina, Gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina, Samundar adhura hai kinaro ke bina, Jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina
Sardar’s english language
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is my kid, & she is my kidney.
Relationship Means=
Relationship Means= To FEEL Sum1 In Every HEARTBEAT To FIND Sum1 In Every THOUGHT To SEE Sum1 With CLOSED EYES & To MISS Sum1 By Heart.
The most valuable sentence for life…
Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start avoiding u.
Samadar se keh do….
Samandar se keh do apni mojen sambhal kar rakhe Zindagi mein tufan lane k liye yahan log hi kafi hain.
Why we close our eyes
Why do we close our eyes When we pray, When we cry, When we dream, When we kiss. Coz the most beautiful things In life r unseen & felt only by the heart .
Nashili aankho se
Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain, hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain, kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen, suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
I love my heart
I love my eyes when U look into them, I love my name when U say it, I love my heart when U love it, I love my life when U are in it.
Night has ended for another day
Night has ended for another day, Morning has come in a special way, May you smile like the sunny rays, Your worries at the blue blue bay. “Good Morning”
Making a million friends is not a miracle
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
Little stones make big mountains.
Little stones make big mountains. Little steps can cover miles. Little act of loving kindness give someone its biggest smiles. Little words can smooth big troubles. Little candle can bright the darkness. Little memories last for years. Little victories go for big success. It’s the little things in life that…
A man had a dream in which someone murdered him.
A man had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why??????? Because the bank’s slogan was: We make your dreams come true
Shanta and kele wala
Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to sirf ChiLka MiLega. Santa: Le 40 Paise, ChILka rakh Aur KeLa De..
SMS nahin to kya huwa
Dil ka rishta hai humara, Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumhara, Har yaad me hai chehra tumhara, SMS nahin to kya huwa, Zindagi bhar saath nibhana ka wada hai humara
Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta daity,
Kahan koi aisa mila jis par duniya luta daity, Har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kis ko bhula daite, Apne dil ka dard dil main hi dabaker rakha, Karte bayan to sari mehfil ko rula daity.
All Scientists Fail To Answer This…
All Scientists Fail To Answer This, ButSardar Rocks. Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating? ? ? ? ? ? Ans: Baisan K Pakoray. 🙂
HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain
Girl-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain? Boy-Long Drive Per. Girl-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya. Boy-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay Girl:Kaisay BoY:Break Nahi lag rahi
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied, assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
You fell into my arms
I dream of the night hit by storms , and while the thunder cracked… YOU fell into my arms.
Tu hi dikhai deti hai
Har kadam mein teri hi aahat sunai deti hai, Kya karu ki dard ab teri judaai deti hai, Neend bhar soye hue arsa hua mujhko, Ke rat bhar khwabo mein ab tu hi dikhai deti hai, Khilkhilahat se teri khilta tha yun jo ghar, Khamsohi ab deewar pe chaspa sunai…
Tum lakh chupana zamaane se
Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge, Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge, Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam, Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.