What r made in hell
If marriages r made in heaven, then what r made in hell? Ans : The days after marriage.
Pyaas kitni bhi ho…
Kisi ke ghar pe pathar marna humne nahi seekha, Pyaas kitni bhi ho magar, kisi se chin ke peena nahi seekha, Chaahe rahen saari umar akele magar, Kisi ke pyaar pe buri najar rakhna humne nahi seekha.
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai
Teri har ada mohabbat si lagti hai Ek pal ki judayi sadiyoun si lagti hai Pehle nahin socha tha ab sochne laga hoon Zindagi ke har lamhe mein teri zaroorat si lagti hai
Mamala khattam karo
Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band. Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo.
Wo samajhte hai ki hum roye nahi
Palko ke kinare jo humne dheke nahi, Wo samajhte hai ki hum roye nahi, Wo puchte hai ki khawaboo me kise dekhte ho, Aur hum hai jo ek barse se soye nahi….
Balance kam ho gaya hai kya
Aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai ….. Ki aaj kal apke SMS aana bandh ho gaya hai… Khfa ho humse? Ya balance kam ho gaya hai…..
Jiss diye mein jaan hogi
Chal padi hai kashtiyaan samandar, door hai kinara En maajoon se pooch lena, kya haal hai hamara Ab hawaein karengi, roshiniyon ka faisla Jiss diye mein jaan hogi, woh diya reh jayega.
Aaj bhi ek sawal hai iss dil mein
Aaj bhi ek sawal hai iss dil mein, Pyaar ka gam beshumar hai iss dil mein, Kuch keh nahi pata ye dil magar, Kisi dil ke liye bahut pyaar hai is dil mein.
Three ring circus
Marriage is a three ring circus, It is the engagement ring, Wedding ring and suffering.
Best friendship
I say and you listen, Its a good friendship. You say and I listen, Is a better friendship. But I don’t say and you understand, Is best friendship.
Kal raat hum ghumne nikl
Kal raat hum ghumne nikle, dil mein kuch armaan the, Ek taraf thi jharhhian, ek taraf shmshan the. Raste mein ek haddi paon se takrai, us ke ye bian the Ae insaan jara sambhal ke, hum bhi kabhi insaan the.
behen bhai ban jaeen gay
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.
Dil armaanon say houseful hai
Dil armaanon say houseful hai Puray hoon gay ya nahin yeh doubtful hai Yohn tu duniya main har cheez wonderful hai Par zindagi aap jaisey dost say hi beautiful hai
In hasti aakho ko rula gaya koi
Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi, In hasti aakho ko rula gaya koi, Kaise shukriya aada karu uska, Es nachis ko pyar karna sikha gaya koi………….
Aye Mamu
Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu : Nehin. Circuit : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.
shayari kaise likhe jati he
Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi, Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai. Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai, Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai.
Tere ishq mein doob gaye
Doobne ka maza kuch aur hai, Koi sharab mein, Koi paise mein, Toh koi duniya mein doob gaye, lekin hum toh jaane maan Tere ishq mein doob gaye.
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Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
Khuda se kya maangu tere vaaste
Khuda se kya maangu tere vaaste Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah Khushboo phool ka saath nibhati hai jis tarah Sukh itna mile ki tu dukh ko tarse Paisa shohrat izzat raat din barse Aasma ho ya zameen har taraf tera naam…
Zarurat nahi alfaz ki
Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Pyaar to bas cheeze hai ehasas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Dur se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki.
Kismat se mile woh hain aap
Jo juadi mile woh hai gum, Jo der se mile woh hai paisa, Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, Jo kismat se mile woh hain aap
Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil todna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
Na ye jhake, na wo jhake
Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Abe aag laga chilman ko, Na ye jhake, na wo jhake.
shayar kiso kehe jati he ?
Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai, Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai. Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai, Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai. Arvind Parekh
Bhool kar apko jayenge kaha
Bhool kar apko jayenge kaha, Ek pal zameen par reh payenge kaha, Apse hi muskurahat hai zindagi mein, Bina apke reh payenge kaha.
A special friend is rare indeed
A special friend is rare indeed, It beems to be special breed, Yes, perfect friends are every few, So lucky I’m for having you.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Aur Sunao…
Apney ghar main poch k batao k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kisi k paas Paintees (35) paisay hain. Pepsi se nikl0 jazz ki baja0 Aur Suna0 !
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe…
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien mai apni num kroon.. Merey baap ki tauba jo agley saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!! From: Mr Ikram Sadiq, Managing Director. Pepsi & Co.