Some says Ur ugly
Some says Ur ugly, Some says Ur jungli, Some says Ur pagli, But I says Ur lovely.
Jab tak hai saansein
Kaise bhool jaun tere liye yeh badi khushi ki raat hai, Apne hi daga de mujhe par yaad hamare saath hai, Jab tak hai saansein tab tak yaad hai, Agar saansein toot gayi to aur baat hai.
Life sucks
Without humor, life sucks. Without love, life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, Life is nearly impossible.
Maine puchha chand se
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Tumhari yaad mein…
Bari tabdeeliyan laaye hain apnay aap mein laikin, Tumhari yaad mein rehny ki aadat ab bhi baqi hay…
Love is Like…
LOVE is like pent, & FRieND is like CHADDi Bcz PENT phat b jae to CHADDi izat rkh leti ha thnk u bcz u r my best CHADDi ! Send dis msg 2 all ur CHADDiez.
A Sardar’s Speech…
A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes…. In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao… Mera ki janda ay? Jo…
Love Friends…
“RESPECT” those friends who find TiMe for u in their busy schedule” But “LOVE” those friends who never see their schedule when u NEED them:-)
Jee hazaro ke liye
Ban Sahara be-saharo ke liye Ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye Jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye Jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye
Yun toh msg sari duniya karti hai
Phool wafa ke murjhaen toh dukh hota hai, Aap bhi hum ko sataye toh dukh hota hai, Yun toh msg sari duniya karti hai, Magar aap ke msg na aaye toh dukh hota hai.
Tumhari yaado ne iss dil per dera daala hai
Tumhari yaado ne iss dil per dera daala hai, Tumhare bina ye din bhi gehra kaala hai, Tum aa jao, mujhme sama jao, Maine iss dil ko badi mushkil se sambhaala hai………
Dosti cheez nahi jataneki
Dosti cheez nahi jataneki, Hame aadat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki, Hum isli-e milte hai kam, Kyunki nazar lag jaati hai rishton ko zamaanev ki
Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
Maine usko bataya nahi
Maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi, Chahakar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi, Chahata to tha main usko apnana, Par maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi.
Aashiki me kiya aapka intezar
My karta hu mohabbat aapse dil me anjam-e-fiza buland karke Fikr hai to bas itni k dil tham na jaye apke ikhraar pe! Mohabbat ke har arse me kiya tadapkar har lamha yaad apko Fir bhi is wafa ke ba-as aapne bhula diya humko? Aashiki me kiya aapka intezar maine…
Chahat hai
Chahat hai apki chahat ko pane ki, chahat hai chahat ko aazmane ki, aap chahey na chahey par, chahat hai aap ki chahat mein mitt jane ki.
The little plans I tried to carry
The little plans I tried to carry Have failed O’ Dear God. But, I will not sorrow I will pause a little while And try again tomorrow.
I’m sure U must be very happy
Its monsoon and I’m sure U must be very happy, U must be feeling like going out, getting dressed, sing songs, splash water, And find someone special. Right? Every frog feels the same!!!!
Let me see…
Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card. Son : My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Dil sukun pata nahi
Unki yaadon ki kasak iss dil se kyun jaati nahi Dil sukun pata nahi hai neend bhi aati nahi Muskura ke dekhna yun qaatil nazar se bar bar. Kaise keh doon mujhe unki yeh adaa bhati nahi Zindagi ke safar mein the sareeke gam bahot Kiss safar mein chhoda tumne…
Kya hua jo woh hamara dil tod gayi
Aadat thi hamein bullet par gediyan lagane ki, Unhe peeche baitha kar chandigarh ki sair karane ki, Kya hua jo woh hamara dil tod gayi, Jab bhi woh chandigarh jayenge, Har mod par unhe yaad aayegi apne aashiq purane ki.
Fizao mein tum ho
Fizao mein tum ho, Hawao mein tum ho, Baharo mein tum ho, Dhop mein tum ho, Chhaon mein tum ho, Sach hi suna tha buri atma ka koi thikana nahi hota.
Usko ye bataya nahi
Maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi, Chahakar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi, Chahata to tha main usko apnana, Par maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi.
Hum se dosti
Pagal se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathar se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra. Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.
Ustaad aur Bacha
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen, aap bohat ache lagte hen dil chahta he aap ko piyar karloon. Bacha: Sir, mujhse ziyada dimple to mere ammi ke parte hen.
Chahat ek nagma hai..
Chahat ek nagma hai.. Gulab phool hai.. Zameen dharti maa hai.. Dil pyarsa bandhan hai.. Mausum waqt ka ehsaas hai….. Yaad kisi ka aana, chahat hai, Chahat phoolon ke gulab ki tarah, Sada mahakane wala ehsaas hai, Jo zameen aur asman ka pharak paar Kar deta, jo chutki mein/palak chapakte…
A thoughtful thought…,
A thoughtful thought…, When Someone tries to impress you, It means he or she is already impressed by you. “Think on it”..
Apni saansein jor denge
Hum woh nahi jo dil laga ke tera dil tod denge, Saath jinge ka lekar bich safar mein choor denge, Agar rukne lagi dhadkane teri, meri dhadkano se pehle, Khuda kasam teri saanson se apni saansein jor denge.
Come to me
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Terrorists have kidnapped
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers, And demanded of 500000 rs or else, They will burn them with kerosene, Plz donate. I have donated 15 litres.
