Ek pathan Cycle chalaty
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha, rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla kar boli “Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? “ Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Humne ki mohabbat toh haal hua aisa
Mohabbat ka kya hai kabhi bhi ho jati hai, Har kisi ki aankho mein bas nami chod jati hai, Humne ki mohabbat toh haal hua aisa, Taaro ke beech ek shaam guzarta ho jaisa.
Sorrow keeps you human
Sorrow keeps you human, Failure keeps you humble, Success keeps you glowing, But only God keeps you going.
If you love someone set him free
If you love someone set him free, If he comes back he’s yours if he doesn’t he never was
See the sky
See the sky you will see Gods face, See the rain you will dance once again, See the moon you will see the depth of lake. See the mirror and you”ll see the God’s cutest mistake.
There are 8 billion people
There are 8 billion people around the world. I don’t know why I keep on messaging you. May be because 7999999999 can’t replace a single friend like U.
Bachelor’s Prayer
Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey Hare murari,miley kuvari Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.
Uss ajnabi mein kya hai
Uss ajnabi mein yeh kaisi kashish hai, Ke hum un ke paas kihche chale jate hai, Uski aankon mein yeh kaisi gehrai hai, Ke hum un mein apne aap ko hi bhool jate hai, Uski baaton mein yeh kaisi nazakat hai, Ke woh raat din hamare khayalon mein rehta hai,…
Miss u kehena
Ja mere sms ja mere sweet dost ke paas ja.. Dhire se jaana shor mat karna… Busy ho to kuch mat kehna… Free hoga to yaar se Miss you kehena…..
Dil mein rahenge SMS bankar
Tere dil mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadhkano mein bajenge ring tone bankar, Khabhi apne dil se juda mat samajna, Hum tere saath chalenge network bankar.
Sorry recharge khattam ho gaya
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao, “I Luv U” Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.…
Agar andhere door hote
Chirago se agar andhere door hote, To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti, Kat sakti agar ye jindgi akele, To dost naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti?
Hum dono hi rishte nibhate rahe
Hum dono hi rishte nibhate rahe, Wo dosti ko dil mein dabate rahe, Aur hum mohabbat ko dil me chupate rahe.
Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise
Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise… .. .. .. .. .. Aur Niche … .. .. .. .. .. Aur Niche … .. .. .. .. .. Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge
Ansoo apki palkon pe kabhi aaye na
Muskan aapke hoton se kahin jaye na, Ansoo apki palkon pe kabhi aaye na, Poora ho aapka har khwab, Aur jo poora na ho, vo khwab kabhi aaye na…
Who can’t be happy without u
Don’t only be close to someone who makes u happy, Be close to someone who can’t be happy without u. It makes a lot of difference in life.
One never gets a second chance to make a first impression
One never gets a second chance to make a first impression. But remember the first impression is not the last chance to make a good impression.
1 Message received
1 Message received, 1 Nice person sent it, 1 Bakra is reading it, Bakra is angry now Bakra is still reading, Bakra now forward this message to another bakra.
Tute huye dil se pyaar
Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. Girl : Harmkhor! tuti huyi chappal se pitega ya chappal tutne tak pitega.
Best combination of two great poets…
Best combination of two great poets! Faraz Says: Usay Hum Yad Aatay Hain Mager Fursat K Lamhon Mein Mager Ye Baat Bhi Such Hey Usay Fursat Nahi Milti. Perven Shakir Says: Hum Tasleem Kartey Hain Humain Fursat Nahi Milti. Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhain Jab Yaad Kartey Hain Zamana…
Hum toh sirf dost the
Qalam thi haath mein, likhna sikhaya apne. Taqaat thi haath mein, hosla dilaya apne. Manzil thi samne, rasta dikhaya apne. Hum toh sirf dost the, aashiq banaya aapne.
Apni jaan mante hai
Aapke sms ko saan mante hai, Jawab dena emaan mante hai, Woh aur hai jo pyaar mein jaan dete hai, Hum to apko hi apni jaan mante hai.
Upar mobile mile na mile
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile Yeh hawa yeh fiza mile na mile SMS karne mein kasar mat chhod meri dost Kya pata uper jake mobile mile na mile
Dosti hogi LIC jaisi
Hamari dosti raymond jaisi nahi since 1965, Pepsi jaisi bhi nahi ye dil mamghe more, Ye dosti hogi LIC jaisi, Zindagi ki saath bhi, Zindagi ke baad bhi.
Kicking in my stomach
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach….
Pyaar ka dard kam hua
Dheere dheere se ab tere pyaar ka dard kam hua, Na tere aane ki khushi hui aur na jaane ka gam hua, Jab log mujhse puchte hain hamari dosti ki dastaan, Main keh deta hun ki ek fasana tha jo ab khatm hua.
Judai ke safar ko kum karde
Bahot muskil lagta hai usse duur rehna, Judai ke safar ko kum karde. Jitna duur chale gaye woh mujhse, Usse utna kareeb karde. Nahi likha agar nasib mein uska naam, To khatam kar yeh zindagi aur mujhe fanaa karde.
Bewafa bhi na ban sakhey
Ussey chahun itna k woh bayan bhi na kar sakhey… Meri chahat mein itni shiddat ho ke woh bewafa bhi na ban sakhey…
Peculiar habit of favoring
Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring Those who don’t depend on it, So just believe in Urself, And find a way to Ur dreams.
Height of Kanjoosi:
Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
