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Dimag ka test
Agar apne dimag ka test karna ho toh cow ke samne jao Agar woh door jaye toh samajh lena ke dimag mein “kuch tha nahi”. Aur agar pass aaye toh samajh lena ke “Bhusa” hai.
Khuda se kya maangu tere vaaste
Khuda se kya maangu tere vaaste Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah Khushboo phool ka saath nibhati hai jis tarah Sukh itna mile ki tu dukh ko tarse Paisa shohrat izzat raat din barse Aasma ho ya zameen har taraf tera naam…
Zarurat nahi alfaz ki
Zarurat hi nahi alfaz ki, Pyaar to bas cheeze hai ehasas ki, Pass hote to kya manzar hota, Dur se hi kabar hai hame apki har sas ki.
Kismat se mile woh hain aap
Jo juadi mile woh hai gum, Jo der se mile woh hai paisa, Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, Jo kismat se mile woh hain aap
Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil todna humari aadat nahi Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
Na ye jhake, na wo jhake
Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Kabhi chilman se ye jhake, Kabhi chilman se wo jhake. Abe aag laga chilman ko, Na ye jhake, na wo jhake.
shayar kiso kehe jati he ?
Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai, Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai. Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai, Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai. Arvind Parekh
Bhool kar apko jayenge kaha
Bhool kar apko jayenge kaha, Ek pal zameen par reh payenge kaha, Apse hi muskurahat hai zindagi mein, Bina apke reh payenge kaha.
A special friend is rare indeed
A special friend is rare indeed, It beems to be special breed, Yes, perfect friends are every few, So lucky I’m for having you.
An Arabic baby-sitter
Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait? – He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.
Aur Sunao…
Apney ghar main poch k batao k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . kisi k paas Paintees (35) paisay hain. Pepsi se nikl0 jazz ki baja0 Aur Suna0 !
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe…
Sar ko jhukaon zamin pe aur aankhien mai apni num kroon.. Merey baap ki tauba jo agley saal pepsi pe 5 rupey kam kroon……!! From: Mr Ikram Sadiq, Managing Director. Pepsi & Co.
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish….
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna toh mehrbani kr do Pepsi ko choro, niswar pe 5 Rs. Kam kr do..
The famous octopus ‘Paul’…
The famous octopus ‘Paul’ that gained attention during the football world cup for its ever correct predictions is dead. It was found floating on water after some precarious incident that took place in Berlin. The local police says that a Pakistani entered the museum and asked the octopus k .…
KHUSH HO JAO SB…
l—–l— l ‘.o l /l\ phaansi l JL l l Isi ny kaha tha pepsi per 5 rupy kaam kr do… Phansi day di .:- KHUSH HO JAO SB
C.I.D…
Sony chanel se ane wale drama Serial C.I.D ki Pori Team Ko Nikal Diya jaye.., Kun k wo B Is Bat Ka Pta Nhi Lga Skey K kis Ne KahA tHA k PepsI pe 5 Rupe Kam KardO
Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo…
1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay ja rahay ho Choohay ne bari jaldi se idhar udhar dekhtay hoye kaha jungle me sb mere peeche par gaye hain unhe lagta hai mjhe pta hai. . . K…
we naturally expect a little care from them….
People say ‘Never expect anything in return from anyone’. But the truth is, when we really love someone,we naturally expect a little care from them….
Tanhaiyon ki aag mein
Jab teri yaad aayi toh koshish ke bawajood, Aankhon mein aansoon ko chupaya na jaa saka, Tanhaiyon ki aag mein hum jal gaye, Magar faasla dilo ka mitaya na jaa saka!!!
Agar tum mil jao
Agar tum mil jao jamana chood denge hum… – – – – – But 4 god shake don’t met me I don’t want to die .
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do. Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do. Paro ne kaha sharab chord do. Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do. Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
Sms ki inteha
Mat puch sms ki inteha kahan tak hai, Tu kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai, Sms ki ummid hume nahi, Hume to dekhna hai tu kanjus kaha tak hai.
Nazar to mila sake
Nazar to mila sake, Per zaban ko hila na sake, Laakh chaha humna, Phir bhi tum ko bhula na sake.
Wo shayar kaun he
Jo kabhi tumhara dil pooche ki, Aakhir ye shayar kaun hota hai. Toh hume poochna hum bataenge, Ki kyun ye kalam ka dil rota hai.
Please remind me
Please remind me 2 remind U, About reminding me to send U, This reminder that reminds me of reminding U, That U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I Always Do! Luv U alot
Twins
Do u remember the day we went on a drive, U put out ur face out of the window, My dog too put out his face, Then people shouted, look twins,twins…
The fiction department
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
If You Lnve Someone….
FÄNTÄSTIC LINES: If YÖu LÖve SÖmeÖne, ‘SHÖW IT’, Its Better ThÄn ‘TELLING IT’ If YÖu HÄte SÖmeÖne, ‘TELL IT’, Its Better ThÄn ‘SHÖWING IT’… !!
Sila manga nahi karty….
Kisi ki aas ban kar phir… usy tanha nahi karty. Bhala kitni bhi mushkil ho, magar ayesa nahi karty. Muhabbat mein shikayat ka kahan dastoor hota hai, Gila kar k, muhabbat ko kabhi ruswa nahi karty. Wafayen dar haqiqat main Bari anmol hoti hain, kabhi apni wafaoun ka Sila manga…