Friendship is the rainbow
Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts, sharing seven colors of feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith & respect.
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Sachcha pyaar ki jaroorat
Barsat ki jaroorat har Registan ko hoti hai, Sitaron ki jaoorat har Aasman ko hoti hai, Aap hame bhool mat jana kyunki, Sachcha pyaar ki jaroorat har insan ko hoti hai.
Dil torna humari adat nahi
Dil torna humari adat nahi, Dil kisi ka hum dukhatey nahi, Bharosa rekhna meri wafao pe, Dil mein basa ke hum kisi ko, Bhulatey nahi.
Usse pyaar nahi khete
Pyaar ek tarfa ho to usse pyaar nahi khete, Gum ki parchaye main awaz nahi dete, Mohabbat humne bhi ki thi unse, Magar parchaye banane se hum na rahe.
mere jeene ki dua karega kaun
Har karz dosti ka ada karega kaun, Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti karega kaun. Ay khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Verna mere jeene ki dua karega kaun.
Mobile pe susu kar deta hay
.-””-. ( ‘ ; ‘ )_/ V v _ ) Main nay aik puppy bheja hay Jo log mujay sms nahi kartay, Ye un kay mobile pe susu kar deta hay.
Wafa nibhati hain..
Jane kya soch ke lehrein sahil se takrati hain Aur phir se laut jati hain.. Samaj nahi ata ke woh kinaro se bewafai karti hain Ya phir laut ke samandar se wafa nibhati hain..
Shabdo ki ahmiyat
Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti.
Mil jaye koi naya
Mil jaye koi naya, hame na bhula dena, Koi jo dil dukhaye tumhara toh hame yaad kar lena, Dost hai hum tumhare, Khushi na sahi gum toh baat lena.
Way for a long life
Man : Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Yaad nahi karenge har pal
Pyaar mein ajmaish hoti hai, Dil mein milne ki khwaish hoti hai, Aapko hum yaad nahi karenge har pal, Kyunki yaad unhe kiya jata hai, Jinhe bhul jane ki gunjaish hoti hai.
Sahil hai teri dosti
Zindagi ke tufano ka sahil hai teri dosti, Dil ke armano ki manzil hai teri dosti, Zindagi banjaye jannat agar, Maut ane tak sath rahe teri yeh dosti.
I love you itna, you love me jitna
I love you itna, you love me jitna, I love you jabse, you love me tabse, You love me najane kab tak, But i love you martay damm tak.
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt,
Judge to thief: Tumhain chori karte waqt, zara bhi apni maa behan ka khiyal nahi aya??? Thief: Aya tha! Magar kia karon, Shop main sirf gents suits hi thay.
Tere pyaar k bina
Zindagi kuch adhuri si lage tere pyaar k bina, Munasib nahi hai jeena mere liye tere saath k bina, Chodkar teri chahat parai lage dunia saari, Is dil ne seekha nahi dhadak na teri yaad ke bina.
Phir wo hi purana afsanaa
Phir wo hi purana afsana likh raha hoon, Tutey dil ka fasaana likh raha hoon , Jo hai dil mai mere uuse kahani banakar, ek kitab likh raha hoon
I’m a genius!!
Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I’m a genius!
Friendship is the rainbow
Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts, sharing seven colors of feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith & respect.
Advice
Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
Usse panay ki aas rehti hai
Na jane ye nazar kyu udas rehti hai Na jane isse kis ki talash rehti hai Ye jaan kar k wo kismat me nahi hai Phir bhi usse panay ki aas rehti hai
Dil Jeet le woo jigar hum bhi rakhte hai
Dil Jeet le woo jigar hum bhi rakhte hai, Katl Karde woo nazar hum bhi rakhte hai, Wada kiya hai kisi ko hamesha muskrane ka, Warna Akhoo mein samunder hum bhi rakhte hai.
Nagmein badal jate hai
Dil ki aawaj se nagmein badal jate hai, Sath na de to apne badal jate hai, Palke bhi jara samhal ke jhapkana kyunki, Palke jhapkane se sapne badal jate hai.
Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun ga….
Sudhar ja nalayak
Open with love!! – – Hum aapse kuch kehna chahte hai, – – Wahi baat jo dilko chu jaye, – – Wahi pyar ke teen akshar, – – The three golden words, – – “Sudhar ja nalayak”
Use jab yaad aye ga
Use jab yaad aye ga wo pehli bar ka milna to pal pal yaad rakhe ga ya sub kuch bhool jaega, Use jab yad aye ga gaye mausam ka har lamaha to khud hi ro padega ya khud hi muskarae ga, Use jab yad ayega k sawan laut aya hai…
Bas ek tum ho
Khushi ka har pal ho tumhare liye, baharon ka gulstaan ho tumhare liye, kamyabi ki har manzil ho tumhare liye, bas ek tum ho hamare liye.
And a friend like u is useless
Heart beat are countless Spirits r ageless Dreams r endless Memories are timeless And a friend like u is useless Oops! Sorry yaar, priceless.
Suraj ki kasam
You are the sweetest person in this world…. Yakin nahin ata!.. Suraj ki kasam..!! Aaila!! Andhera kaise hogaya…?
Friendship means…
Friendship means: u happy i happy, u sad i sad, u cry i cry, u laugh i laugh, u fell down in mud i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak… ;->