Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai
Sumunder ki gaharai ki bhi had hoti hai, Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai, Ek sms to kar de yaar Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai
Jaanay anjanay mai
Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho, Kabhi tang kiya ho, Badtamizi ki ho, – – – Us kai liye aap sai jo ho sakta hai karlo. – – – Hum sudharnay walon mai sai nahi hai.
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo
Suno gaur se “Pepsi” walo. Buri nazar na “Coke” pe dalo, Chahe jitna “Dew” pila lo, Sabse age hoga “Nimbu Pani” Hai na hum pure “Hindustani”.
Aap ko bhool jaye
Aap ko bhool jaye yeh namumkin si baat hai Aap ko na ho yakeen yeh aur baat hai! Jab tak rahenge ye saanse tab tak rahoge yaad Saans toot jaye toh aur baat hai!!
Height of Kanjoosi
Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania’s house has caught fire & he is giving missed calls to the Fire brigade!
Kabhi kabhi to ro parti hain Ankhain
Kabhi kabhi to ro parti hain Ankhain Udaas hone ka koi sabab nhi hota Main apne dil ko yeh Baat kaise samjhaon k kisi ko chahne se koi apna nhi hota
Sms kya bheju
Aaj socha ki sms kya bheju aap muskurain aisa paighaam kya bheju, koi phool to mujhe malum nahi, jo khud gulshan ho usey gulaab kya bheju.
Another friend like you
You are not only the friend I found, You are an angle who walks on the ground, I could search my whole life through, And I know I’ll not find another friend like you.
Husband and wife are like tyres
Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent men always carry a stepny with them.
Truth of life
We make them cry who care for us, We cry for them who never care for us, And we care for them who will never cry for us…
Ho sake to bat kar kisi bahane se…
Bhut udas hen tere chup ho jane se. Ho sake to bat kar kisi bahane se. Tu lakh khfa sahi par itna to dekh. Koi toot gaya ha tere roth jane se… I Miss U…
A Sardar giving you his number…
What does pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por means? . . . . . . . . . . . . A Sardar giving you his number. 55 44 54 54 Haha 😀
New Age Student…
Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyon nahi karta tu? New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar Saale! Customer se aisey baat kartay hain kiya? 😛 😀
Dhoka ko hum sab pyaar kehte hai
Jawani ko zindagi ki nikhaar kehte hai, Pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hai, Ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro, Ek dhoka hai jise hum sab pyaar kehte hai.
Yeh pyaari nigahein
Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi, Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi, Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon, Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya.
Koi shaam ati hai
Koi shaam ati hai tumhari yaad lekar, Koi shaam jati hai tumhari yaad dekar, Hum to us shaam ke inteezar mein hai, Jo aye tumhe lekar…
Hame tanaha kar gaye
Pyaar woh hame bepanah kar gaye, Phir zindagi main hame tanaha kar gaye, Chahat thi sath hone ki, Par woh lout kar aane ko bhi mana kar gaye.
Wo hum nahi
Palbhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, Dost ko bhul jaye wo hum nahi, Tum hume bhool jao is baat mein dum nahi, Kyon ki tum hame bhul jao itne bure hum nahi. “Happy Friendship Day”
Santa and Banta watching cricket
Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.
Kuch aisa kar jaao
Zindagi main kuch aisa kar jaao kadardan ki Jiss gali se gujaro us gali se awaz aaye abba-jaan abba-jaa.
Mohabbat karo toh itni ke nafrat na rahey…
Mohabbat karo toh itni karo ke had na rahey Intezar karo toh itni ke waqat na rahey Believe karo toh itni ke shak na rahey Nafrat karo toh itni ke mohabbat na rahey Mohabbat karo toh itni ke nafrat na rahey…
Those who drink
Those who drink to drown their sorrow, Must know that sorrow knows how to swim.
Yaado mein teri tasveer
Yaado mein teri tasveer chhupa rakhi hai, Aankho mein teri surat saja rakhi hai,, Yakeen nahi toh mere dil ka number mila, Tere hi naam ki Caller tune laga rakhi hai.
Friends with price tags
God is so wise that, He never created, FRIENDS with price tags, Bcoz if he did, I cant afford, A prcious FRIEND like U.
Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male aur 2 female. Wife : Kaise malum? Man : Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Life is Weekest…
“Life is Weekest when There are more doubhts then Trusts. But Life is strongest when you learn How to trust inspite of the doubhts.”
bolta nahi koi islye zamane se
olta nahi koi islye zamane se k log tot jatay hain faislay sunanay se Kiyon udhas bethay ho is tarhan undheray main Dukh to kam nahi hotay roshni bhujane se…
Aap ki yaad aati hai
Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai Har ful se mahak jarur aati hai Apke maan mein khayal tak naho Par hame har waqkt aap ki yaad aati hai.
Yaad aate hain
Kuch meethe pal yaad aate hain, Palko par aasoo chod jate hain, Kal koi aur mil jaaye toh hamain na bhool jana, Dosti ke rishtey jindagi bhar kaam aate hain.
Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota
Har khamosi ka matlab inkar nahi hota, Har nakamyabi ka matlab haar nahi hota Kya hua hum aapko pa na sake ? Sirf pane ka matlab pyar nahi hota.
