Kya umeed hoti hai
Mohabbat se hamain kya umeed hoti hai, Mohabbat to beumeed hoti hai, Chahate hai jine hum jaan se bhi zyada, Bewafai unhi se to naseeb hoti hai.
Don ka message
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Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain
Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse shohar kehte hain.
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki
Kaanch ko chahat thi patthar pane ki, Ek pal mein phir tutkar bikhar jane ki, Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki, Apne tukdo mein tasvir uski sajane ki.
The worlds longest queue
I have liked many but loved very few. Yet no-one has been as sweet as U. I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
You can read it without mistake
Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaeg Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.
Marry a second woman
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
A grade 5 teacher asked her students…
A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My name is Dan When I grow up to be a man I want to go to India and Japan If I can, If I can, If I can Sally: My name is Sally When I…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday…
Chor Diye Wo Dhnday Jin K Anjam Thy Gnday Pura Mahina Naik Kam Main Btaonga Ab EiD K Bad Hi Nai ßachi Phasaonga (,”)/ hat ja yar /).) msjid ja /_ \_ rha hn
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana tariqa…
Larki ko propose krne ka sb se sharifana or Islami triqa . . . . . . . . . Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon, Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kr 😉
Agar ho waqt toh mulakat dijiye
Agar ho waqt toh mulakat dijiye, Dil kuch kehna chahe toh baat kijiye, Yu toh muskil hai humse dur rehna, Par ek lamha mil jaye toh hamko yaad jarur kijiye.
Kabhi dur na jana
Meri dewangi ko galat na samajhna, Maine chaha hai tumhe hadh se badhkar, Meri zindagi se kabhi dur na jana, Maine paya hai tumhe kismat ki lakeron se ladhkar.
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay
Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay, Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay, Yeh dosti ka rishta aap say hai, Warna itnay sms hum kisi ko kiya nahi kartay.
Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai
BUSH:- Hamare paas MADONA HAI, BRITNEY HAI, SHAKIRA HAI, KATE HAI, aur tumhare paas kya hai? MANMOHAN SINGH:- Hamare paas EMRAAN HASHMI hai sabhi ko bhejdo
Manzil dikhayi deti hai
Lamha lamha azaab ho jaise, Dil ghamon ki kitab ho jaise.. Khushbu pheli hui hai charon taraf, Zakhm dil ka gulaab ho jaise.. Ek chehra hai jo tasawer mey, Aap apna jawaab ho jaise.. Jal rahi hoon mein thundi chaon mein, Mujhpe utra azaab ho jaise.. Mujh ko manzil dikhayi…
Chahat pe marte hai hum
Tumhari muskan se jeete hai hum, Tumhari cahaht pe marte hai hum, Kaash ki unki cahatoon ka matlab samjh lete, To aaj rootain na hum.
Aapke aashiq purane hain sanam….
Aap hamare samne se guzre, Aapne hamein nazar utha kar bhi nahi dekha, Hum toh aapki ek jhalak ke diwane hain sanam, Aapko kya pata hum toh aapke aashiq purane hain sanam….
No word is as beautiful as friend
No word is as beautiful as friend, No friend is as wonderful as u, A friend is sweet when it is new, It’s sweeter when it is true, It is sweetest when it is u.
Such a love story
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
Teri yaadon ke siwa kuch bhi nahi
Jaha mein teri yaadon ke siwa kuch bhi nahi, Dil mein guzri baaton ke siwa kuch bhi nahi, Tu jaha bhi rahe sada khush rahe, Mere lub par duaon ke siwa kuch bi nahi.
Uss hasin pal
Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue, Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue, Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k, Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue.
Mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai
Khalis mohabbat mein itna inaam paya hai, Maine apne har shair mein tera hi naam paya hai, Barso baad tujhko phir yaad aaya hoon main, Lagta hai phir koi kaam aaya hai.
Dil ki chor hoti hai
Riston ki dori kamzor hoti hai, Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai, Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab, Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai.
No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?
Man was smoking in a bus, condctor said, “No smoking ka board nahi dikhta?” Man: Saale uske side main “Always wear condom” ka board bhi hai ab woh bhi pehen ke bethu kya?
Nazar ki duniya
Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai, Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai, Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi, Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai.
1st time I saw U
1st time I saw U, I was scared 2 touch U. 1st time I touched U, I was scared 2 kiss U. 1st time I kiss U, I was scared to luv U. But now that I luv U, I’m scared 2 lose U.
Friendship is the rainbow
Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts, sharing seven colors of feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith & respect.
Darling today is our anniversary
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Sachcha pyaar ki jaroorat
Barsat ki jaroorat har Registan ko hoti hai, Sitaron ki jaoorat har Aasman ko hoti hai, Aap hame bhool mat jana kyunki, Sachcha pyaar ki jaroorat har insan ko hoti hai.
Dil torna humari adat nahi
Dil torna humari adat nahi, Dil kisi ka hum dukhatey nahi, Bharosa rekhna meri wafao pe, Dil mein basa ke hum kisi ko, Bhulatey nahi.