Only 36 Legs
Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs. How??? Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
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Ek aadmi ne ad dekha “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha tu waha koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarney walay do larkon se is ad k bare me poocha unhoon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye ad hm ne dia tha “CHAL YE…
Kahan jana hai?
1 Pathan ne ishara kr k tez Aati bus ko roka… Driver: Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai,Zara poo-poo wala h0rn baja to Do:-)
Milne julne ka silsila rakhna
Koi shiqwa na koi gila rakhna, Milne julne ka silsila rakhna, Hum bhi hai tere chahne wale, Dard-e-dil ki bhi kuch dawa rakhna, Chaahton mein na ho paye kami kabhi, Phool aangan mein bhi kuch khila rakhna, Dam yun ghutne ka sawab na ban jaye, Paas apne bhi kuch hawa…
Zubaan hi sirf ek zariya nahin
Zubaan hi sirf ek zariya nahin, Jo aap shabdon ko samajh paayein gain, Kabhi aankhon main jhaank kar dekhieya, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayein gain.
Main kaisi lag rahi hoon
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? Pati: Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai
Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat Is liye to chand mein daag hai Mumkin hai, ki hogi chand ne suraj se bewafayi Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye
Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye, Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye, Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye, Varna aap hi sochiye, Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!
Judai se dartay hain
Tamanna se nahi tanhai se dartay hain Pyaar se nahi ruswai se dartay hain Milnay ki to bahut chahat hai per Milnay ke bad judai se dartay hain
Perfact love is not receiving
Perfact love is not receiving, It is giving and forgiving. Perfact love is not red roses on valentine day, Its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.
Sweet friendship sms
Softly the leaves of memory will fall, Slowly i’ll gather n pick them all, B’coz 2day,2morrow n till my life is through, I’ll always cherish having a friend like U..
Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon Rupaye fase huye hain.
If ur eyes are sweet,
If ur eyes are sweet, you would like all the people of the world, But If ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world like you.
yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND…
Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.
Larkay Kbi Kitab Nai Kholtay….
A SAD LOVE STORY. . 1 larkay ko apni classfellow se pyar hogya usne usay propose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya or teacher ko shikayt kar di. Teacher ne danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya jb larka 1 haftay baad wapis class mein gya…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahi.:-)
ApKa Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aaliii…
Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Khatna Karwane K Liye Doctor K Clinic Me Wait Kar Raha Tha.. . . . UsKe Barabar Me Ek Bara Aadmi Ittefaq Se Beth Gaya . . . To Bacha UnKo Dekh Kar Gana Gane Laga . . . . . . . “ApNi To…
Wat is de longest word…
Wat is de longest word in de english language? SMILES-bcoz dere is a mile betwen da first n last letters 😀 Who sits on babies? A babysitter:D Wat starts wid a T,ends with a T, n is full of T? A teapot:D Wat is de richest kind of air? MillionAIRe:D…
phir teri yad chhor kr jane kidhar gai…
mujh pe ye shaam is tarah jadu sa kar gai phir teri yad chhor kr jane kidhar gai.. aasan to bohat hai tujhe bhulna magar men kya karon mjhe teri aadat si par gai.. ye zindgi bhi ab hai tamasha bani hui kbhi ruk k chal pari kbhi chal k…
Teri yaad mein sab kuch khoya
Mera nazar mein teri chaya, Dil mein teri naam likhaya, Mera ankh bandh na kar paya, Teri yaad mein sab kuch khoya, Teri awaz ne mera dil churaya, Tujhe dekh bin nahi jeepaya.
Miljaye agar dobara
Har khushi se khubsurat teri sham kardo, Apna pyaar aur dosti tere naam kardo, Miljaye agar dobara ye zindagi, To har bar ye zindagi tere naam kardo.
Isme kya hai
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi…
Kya leker jaoge?
Kya leker aye the? Kya leker jaoge? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya… Heaven mein bangla banaoge?
Lab kabhi muskurati nahi
Dil main jo hain wo hotho pe aati nahi, Is liye lab kabhi muskurati nahi, Aankhe neer bhati nahi, Nigahen dhundhati hain sirf uss nigah ko, Jis nigah mein mera intejar kabhi thi hi nahi.
Hoti hai bahot ki muraade puri
Karte hai log dil ki baate mandir pe Koi chauk pe to koi hari ped ki chhau mein Hoti hai bahot ki muraade puri jake valentine mein Aaj magar hum kuch khaas karte hai Ke bulate hai apko hum ismsmessages pe.
Har khushi tere naam kar denge
Labo ki hasi tere naam kar denge, Har khushi tere naam kar denge, Jis din hogi kami mere pyaar mein, Zindagi ko maut ke naam kar denge.
Work For A Cause Not For Applause
Remember! Work For A Cause Not For Applause Live Life To Express Not To Impress Don”t Strive To Make our Presence Noticed Just Make Your Absence Felt.
A friend like U
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone, We need someone with whom we can share our feelings, And that’s why we make friends, I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
Kuch ho gaya hai
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Give an example…
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA: If x=y & y=z it means x=z. Give an example. STUDENT: Sir, i Love u & u love ur daughter it means “i love ur daughter”