Jab mulakat nahi hoti
Nikal te hai aanso, jab mulakat nahi hoti, Tut jata hai dil, jab baat nahi hoti, Aapki jaan ki kasam aap yaad na aaye, Aisi koi subah, sham nahi hoti.
Dil ko dil se churaya tumne
Dil ko dil se churaya tumne, Dur hote huye bhi apna banaya tumne, Kabhi bhul nahi payenge tumko ae dost, Kyonki dosti karana sikhaya tumne.
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
Mamu ka dost
Mamu : Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Mamu ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
Yeh pal yaad-gaar kijiye
In bikhri hui najhmo ko, ek taar dijiye Mein gazal ko gaunga, aap sitaar lijiye! Aaj na jayiye, yeh pal yaad-gaar kijiye Ye raat mere aagosh mein gujaar dijiye!!
Yaad mein teri aansoo bahate hai koyi
Yaad mein teri aansoo bahate hai kuy Har saans ke sath tujhe yaad karte hai kuy Mout to sach hai aani hai Lekin teri judayi mein har roz marte hai kuy
No one rested
God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.
Jaisi ho hawa
Jaisi ho hawa waise he rukh kar lena, pyar se jo bulaye ijjat usey baksh dena, apni aur se na karna kabhi koi gustakhi, auron ki bhulon ko jyada aihmiyat na dena.
Mujh mein shamil hai tu
Ankhoon se dhadkan tak Dhadkan se dil tak Chahaton se arzoo tak Aur azroo se hakikat tak Subah se raat tak Badal se barsaat tak Gum se kushi tak Zakham se marham tak Zasbaatoon se baat tak Baat se mulakat tak Judaai se milan tak Nazadikioon se doori tak Ankhoo…
Don’t get angry
Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like u should b kept in da zoo!! Don’t get angry , U’ll find me there too! Not in the cage but laughing at u.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Ram opens the door. Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
when l look at my friends…
Shakespear says “when l look at my friends l 4get all my worries & sorrows & l consider myself the richest person of the world”.
Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya…
Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya 1 Shaks Ne Poucha: Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai? Pathan: . Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hai Garam Hawa Andar aur Thandi Hawa Bahar.. . .
Jo log dard ko samjhte hen….
Jo log dard ko samjhte hen wo kbhi b dard ki waja nhi bante. Aur jo log sachi dosti krte hen wo dard sehna to jante hain lekin dard dena nhi jante. Dedicated to all Friendz
Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi…
Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.. 4 ghnty bad wo admi wapis aya to dekha pathan stop pr hi tha.. Admi bola: khan sahib ap gaye nhi abi tk? Pathan: bS yAra 17 bUs gUzr gya hy 3 aUr gUzr jAye…
Mein bht kanjus hun…
Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny dost k sath bheja or saary paisy bchaye.
Tutne par chubhte hai
Rishte kaanch ke bane hote hai, Ye tutne par chubhte hai, Hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe, Kyonki inhe tutne mein pal, Aur judne mein barso lagte hai.
Aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya
Itna jaldi daaman chhod diya, Itna jaldi vaada tod diya, Abhi to zindagi ke sansein hai baaki, Aur aapne abhi se yaad karna chhod diya
Teri chahat ke deewane hue hum
Teri chahat ke deewane hue hum, Teri shama ke parwaane hue hum, Teri baaton ne dil ko di aisi sukoon, Teri har adaa pe mastaane hue hum.
Koi bat ho na ho
Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho, Kal mein aaj jaisi koi bat ho na ho, Aapki dosti hamesha is dil mein rahegi, Chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.
Jo karna serial me kia karo
Mom: beti badi hokar kya banogi? Beti: kuch nahin… Maa banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi.. Aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo magar zara serial order mein karna.
Abhi se yaad karna chhod diya
Itna jaldi daaman chod diya, Itna chaldi vaada tod diya, Abhi to zindagi ka sansein hai baaki, Aur aapne abhi se YAAD karna chhod diya
Character
Watch your feelings They become your thoughts Watch your thoughts They become your words Watch your words They become your actions Watch your actions They become your habits Watch your habits They form your character
Aankhoo me dard ho toh roh lete hai
Koi hasse toh hum thoda sa hass lete hai, Aankhoo me dard ho toh roh lete hai, Neend hame vaise kam aati hai magar sapne me woh aayega Yeh sochkar thoda sa so lete hai.
Romantic countries in the world
These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. – I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. – Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. – Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
Two of the most important things
Good morning…Have U done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray, so that U may live… 2) Take a bath-so that others may live too.
Bloody marriage has 77777 problems
7 glances = 1 Smile 7 smiles = 1 meeting 7 meetings = 1 kiss 7 kisses = 1 proposal 7 proposals = 1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories…
One fine day,all of us’ll get busy wid our lives, long working hours,no more classes,lectures, friends n sms,some’ll get married,won’t have time for ourselves,at such a day u’ll look outside ur window n see the good old memories flash u by n u’ll get a smile with a tear in…
Small things usually go unoticed…
Have u ever THANKED frnds.. For their smiles?? Their hellows?? Their taps at ur back?? Their way of calling ur name?? Imagine ur friends never doing tht anymore, Could u bear it?? “Small things usually go unoticed, But in reality, they are the ones who make lyf look so easy…
