What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting? When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
Disturbing u is a necessity
Forgetting u is a crime, Ignoring u is a sin, Remembering u is a pleasure. Thinking about u is a habit & Disturbing u is a necessityâ?¦
Ho gayi rukhsat ghata barish ke baad
Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar Ro parri thandi hawa baarish ke baad Meri tanhaayi ka daaman thaam kar Kuch udaasi ne kaha baarish ke baad
duaa mere saath hai,
Toote hue dilon ki…Duaa mere saath hai, Duniya teri taraf hai…Khuda mere saath hai. Awaaz ghunghrooON ki…Nahin hai to kya hua Saagar ke tootne ki…Sadaa mere saath hai
your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES
A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her mother: “My husband only has ONE FOOT”. Her Motherreplied: “You are lucky,your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”
Uthti nahi nigah kisi aur ki taraf
Uthti nahi nigah kisi aur ki taraf , Paband kar gayi hai kisi ki nazar mujhe .
tez hawa ne mujhse pucha
Tez hawa ne mujh se poucha, Ret pe kya likhte rehte ho Kyon choDa tum ne saath hamaraa jawaab do Khamosh kiss liye ho Khoudaraa jawaab do Wo dosti ki jiss pe bahout naaz tha kabhi Ab kyon nahin hai tum ko gawaraa jawaab do
“MUJE TUM PAS PAO GE”
Muje bs itna kehna hai Kbi mai yad aun to Kbi tanhai k lamhe Tume zyada satain to Kbi koyal na bole to Or jugnu lot jain to Kbi jab dil b bhr jae Koi jb sun na pae to Agr sb dost sathi b Jo tum se ruth jain…
Izzat ka sawal hai
Kya hua? Sms factory me hadtal hai? Ya inbox kangal hai? Ya fir balance ka aakal hai? Agar nahi to kyun bura haal hai? Sms karo izzat ka sawal hai
Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha
Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.”
Ta’ajjub hai:
Ta’ajjub Hai: KHUDA Apni Itni Sari Makhlooq Me Se Bhi Meri Choti Se Choti Zaroorat Nhi Bhoolta. Or KHUDA To Ek Hi He, Phir Bhi HUM Use Bhool Jate Hain.
Uss ki mehfil mein
Zikir Aaya Jo Kabhi Mera Uss Ki Mehfil Mein Khefiyet Mittane Ko Uss Ne Baat Ghhuma Di Hogi Wo Rah Se Guzrey Bhi Plutt Ker Bhi Na Dekhe Aakhiri Ummed Mareez-e-Ishq ki Bujha Di Hogi Dill Saada Tu Barra Khush Fehum Hey Lekin Yaser Uss Ne Soorat Bhi Teri Kab…
Year 1963
Year 1963 …… ……… ………. ……….. Aug 3rd, ….. ……. ………. …….. Evening, 07:48 — — —- —- … KUCH NAHI HUA THA. Chalo apna kaam karo! Sara din sms padte rahte ho!!
Koi aur colour dikha.
A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.
Hum har waqkt aapke pass hai
Jaise taron ke sath aakash hai Waise sache dosti ke sath bishvas hai Dil ki nazron se dekhoge agar Hum har waqkt aapke pass hai
Dilse karu to shayad aapko khusi hogi
Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, Har din karu to pareshani hogi, Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi, Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??
Meri har dhadkan
Meri Har Ek Dhadkan Aap Ke Liye Hai Meri Har Ek Muskurahat Aap Ke Liye Hai Aap Ke Ada Mere Dilko Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab Toh Meri Yeah Zindagi Bhi Aap Ke Liye hai
Wife computer on kartay huay boli
Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha: “Your password is too short”
Adult joke
A blond was asked, what is a adult joke? Reply came any joke which is eighteen years old.
Ishq ke andaaz
Ishq ke andaaz aur josheele ho gaye, Husan ke nakhare aur nakhreele ho gaye, Hum izhaar karne mein zara dheele kya huye, Unke haath peele ho gaye.
Sardar and Beta
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.
Think about them every second
The people whom we like very much God always keep them away from us.. So that we miss them every moment And think about them every second..
Zindagi ki sim card
Zindagi Ka Sim Card ki Validity Period Badhane Ke Liye- Gum ko Karo Delete Khusi ko Save Rishto Ko Recharge Dosti ko Download Sach ko Broadcast Jooth ko Switch off Tension ko Not reachable Pyar ko Incoming Nafrat ko outgoing Language ko Control Hansi ko Inbox Ansu ko Outbox Gusse…
Sachha pyaar kaha milta hai…
Mujhse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine, Teri tasveer the jo tujhse chupa li maine, Jiss pe likha tha ki tu mere muqaddar mein nahi, Apne maathe ki woh tehreer mita li meine, Har janm sabko yahan sachha pyaar kaha milta hai, Teri chahat mein toh umr bita…
This is how I feel
There is darkness everywhere I go, Despite the sun shining bright, Everything seems cheerless, Despite the colorful flowers every single sight, I have almost everything, Yet I have nothing to live by, Love, this is how I feel, When U r not by my side.
Your vision will become clear only
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.
We all take different paths in life….
“We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of eachother everywhere.” Have a blessed Day! Good Morning!
Today is a gift
Yesterday was history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. Thats why it is called “Present” Enjoy the Day…
The sun has gone to bed
The sun has gone to bed, The stars rule the skies. May the gentle breeze of the nite whisper sweet scripts to u and gently nudge ur eyes 2 sleep. Gud nite and sweet dreams.
Nitrates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal What r Nitrates? Gal answered shyly: Night rates, they are costlier than day.
