I still love you
I cant help it, But I have to say it, That you are the most precious star that i’m holding on to.. Though you are fun, And sometimes cruel, I still do love you!!!!
Plz try later
Sweet what happened 2 ur mobile? I was triyng to call u but i got this message: Welcome to the jungle network, The monkey u r triyng to call is on a tree busy sleeping Plz try later.
Young girl praying
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Waqt haathon se nikal jata hai
Waqt haathon se nikal jata hai, Sapne aankhon se fisal jate hai, Be-murrabat hai yeh pyaar-mohabbat, Dil ke armaan yaha kuchal jate hai.
Yaad nahi karte
Aankho mein rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, Dil mein rehne walo ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh mein bas gaye hai woh, Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Sagar banta hai
Sagar banta hai boond se, Baag kilte hai phool se, Aasman sajta hai sitaron se, Dosti banti hai hum se.
Dil haar kar dekho
Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho Apni aankhon main kisi ko utar kar dekho Chot un ko lage gi aansoo tumhein aa jayein ge Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ”
Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IK TERY ANE SE PEHLE . . . IK TERY JANE K BAAD
Woh zindagi kya jis mein pyaar na ho
Woh zindagi kya jis mein pyaar na ho, Woh pyaar hi kya jis mein yaade na ho, Woh yaade hi kya jis mein tum na ho, Woh tum hi kya jis mein hum na ho.
Only one face in my Eyes
Only one face in my Eyes Only one name in my Heart Only one Angel in my life Only one Soul in my Body, That is You
Agar sath ho zindgi mein
Mehek dosti ki kisi ishq se kam nahi hoti, Yeh duniya ishq pe khatam nahi hoti, Agar sath ho zindgi mein sache doston ka Toh yeh zindagi kisi jannat se kam nahi hoti!
Thanks for the warning!
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever. The guy says, thanks for the warning!
Hmare han smester systm chlta hai….
1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal bad birthday mnaty hen. Pathan bola: Hmare han smester systm chlta hai
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell…
Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell, Wah Wah Raat 2 Bajay kisi ne Bajai Ghar ki Bell, Main ne Gate Khola to Chokidar bola: All is Well.. All is well..
Kahani jab nazar aati hai
Unke naksh se hum murdoon mein bhi jaan laate hai, Yeh woh hai jinke saaye se hum kashtiyaan banate hai, Kahani jab nazar aati hai khatma hoti hui, Hum wahi se ek nayi dastaan banate hai.
Woh bhi tumhe pyaar kare
Chaho tum jise chahat se zyada, Sapne dekho tum jiske neend se zyada, Mago tum jise mannat se zyada, Khuda kare woh bhi tumhe pyaar kare, Apni saanso se zyada.
Dil per di meri dastak nazro ne teri aake
Dil per di meri dastak nazro ne teri aake, Fir feri tune nazre pagal mujhe bana k, Ismein khata kya teri futi thi meri ankhe, Sapne ko sach jo samjha betha hu dil jalaa k.
Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye
Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye, Dil hai beghar usse ek ghar chahiye, Bas yuhin saat chalte raho aye dost, Yeh dosti hame zindagi bhar chahiye.
Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya
Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge Bachche: Theek hai sir Sir: Jua nahi kheloge Bachche: OK sir Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi…
Uske bina jiya nahi ja sakta
Pyar kamjor dilse kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki, Uske bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
I want nothing
Sharp is Ur memory, Sweet is Ur name, Deep in my heart, U will always remain, Earth want water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from U.
Kya jamana aaya hai
Andhe ke haath me “TORCH”, Bahare ke haath me “RADIO”, Gunge ke haath me “MIKE”, Aur aap ke haath me “MOBILE” WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
What virtue would it be?
Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student : Brotherly love.
Zakhmi dil ko dekhe
Woh aaye hamare dil mein yeh khuda ki khudrat hai, Kabhi hum apne zakhmi dil ko dekhe, Ya phir unke hassen nazroon mein marham-e-hayat dekhain, Ae hamain zindagi kuch toh de mashwara, Main kaha jaun hota nahi faisla, Ek taraf uska ghar ek taraf maigadha.
Dekh kar teri jawani
Dekh kar teri jawani , Arzu e shabab hoti hai , Roz tauba karta hu, Roz neeyat kharaab hoti hai…
Hamse kya chupati thi
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar, Na jane kyun sarmati thi, Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala, Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
Kuchh to dard hai jo ap sahe nahi sakte
Kuchh to bat hai jo ap hamse kahe nahi sakte, Kuchh to dard hai jo ap sahe nahi sakte, Hame itna bhi paraya kar diya, Jo esi bate hamse kar bhi nahi sakte.
Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya
Zikar hua jab Khuda ki rehmaton ka, Hamne khud ko khushnaseeb paya, Tamanna thi ek pyare se dost ki, Khuda khud dost bankar chala aaya.
Aapko har jagha paa liyaa karte hai
Hum aapko in aankho mein yun basa liya karte hai, Ja sake jaha tak hamari ye nazar, Aapko har jagha paa liyaa karte hai.
Love is about
Love isn’t about… whom you have known the longest… who comes first… or who cares the best… it’s all about who comes and never leaves!