Life can be hard
Life can be hard, not always fun, When night brings dark and morning brings sun, When life seems tough and nobody seems 2 care, Dil se yaad karna and I’ll be there.
Hum reh nahi patey
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi patey, Hotoon se hum kuch keh nahi patey, Apni bebasi hum kis se kahe hum ja kar, Ek koi hai jis k bina hum reh nahi patey.
Betaab Nazrain Yun Mili
Betaab Nazrain Yun Mili Iqraar Hum Karne Lage Ye Kiya Hua Kion Is Tarhaan Izhaar Hum Karne Lage Chalke Howe Jazbaat Kuch Ansoo Bhi Kuch Bikhre Howe Ab Qatra Qatra Zindagi Sarshaar Hum Karne Lage Quose-e-Qaza Rangoo Main Ghuftaar Hum Karne Lage Veeraan Kade Main Aa Gayee Jo Wo Baharoon…
You are at top of my sweet list
I,m sorry i won’t be able to chat 2 u anymore… My Dr. Says i should avoid sweet stuff… And you are right at the top of my sweet list!
Win lots of prizes
Hi! Keep Massaging me and win loads of prizes:- 1st prize: Free Stay in My Heart! 2nd Prize: Lifetime friendship! 3rd pize: Lots of love. Offer valid!
Plz hurry up
Shaytan association invites all the members For the annual meeting to discuss their vacation Of the month of ramadan so ur attendence As a senior member is required…..Plz hurry up…!
Jee chahta hai
Iss pyaar ki rooh mein utar jane ko jee chahta hai, Apni har sans mein bas unki mehak ko mehsoos karne ka jee chahta hai, Ab yeh dil har pal uske pyaar mein dhadakna chahta hai, Ab khuda ke chand ko chod, Apne chand ki nazro mein doob jane ko…
Kitne aadmi the
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya. Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar rahi ho?” Maa ne kaha , “Paida hote hi puch raha he kitne aadmi the”
Ehsas satane laga
Aapse duri ka ehsas satane laga, Aapke saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi aapko bhulne ki koshish ki, Aapse dil aur karib aane laga.
Koi mujh se sikhle
Dub kar roshani dena, Koi suraj se sikh le, Dosti kar ke dard lena, Koi mujh se sikhle, Sms pa kar “Reply” na karna Koi aap se sikhle.
“Mohabbat” bata dena…
Dil tod diya ab chitha bhi jala dena, Kafan na ho to dupatta odha dena, Koi puche rog kya tha toh nazar jukhakar, “Mohabbat” bata dena…
Aaj hamein maloom hua
Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua
Aap ki mahek
Aap ki mahek in hawaon mein hai, kuch apna pansa bikhra in fizaon mein hai, kamyabi chumey aap ke kadam, hamesha ye hi sapna in nigahon mein hai.
Barso tak thi jise pani se alergy
Baharo phool barsao mera “dost” aaya hai, Hotho pe muskan, gali mein mehak laya hai, Barso tak thi jise pani se “alergy” Woh aaj “lux” se nahaya hai.
A buffalo production
What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake? A: Milk Shake
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me…
*Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Me Jam Hathon Me Utha Liya . . . . . Phir Lgaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Khaa lia. (“,)>
Ghalib v’s Iqbal v’s FARAZ…
Ghalib v’s Iqbal v’s FARAZ” 1.(GHALIB) Ghalib sharab peene De masjid mein beth kr. Ya wo jagah bata jahan Khuda nahi. 2.(IQBAL) Masjid Khuda ka ghar hy peene ki jagah nahi. Kafir k dil mein ja wahan Khuda nahi. 3.(FARAZ) Kafir k Dil Se aya hon ye Dekh kr Faraz.…
Sardar was helping his son…
Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy? SARDAR Likh de puttar “Very Long”.
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k…
Aik din aisa hadsa huwa k.. . . . . Kia btaon.. . . . . . Allah muaaf kare.. . . . . . Toba toba.. . . . . k . . . ”Aap k number se b msg agaya’.;-) Lo Dasso!
Uss ke ssath hone tak
Jadoo-e-ishq tha uss ke ssath hone tak, Woh musafir tha bichhar gaya raat hone tak, Woh kuch iss kamal se khela tha ishq ki baazi, Main apni jeet samajti rahi har haar hone tak.
Wo 3 inch ki sandal
Wah wah kya baat hai. Wo lal duppata … Wo kale baal… Magar wo kambhakat 3 inch ki sandal. Kya zor ka fatka mara hai.
Mushkil mein jeena nahi chahte
Mushkil mein jeena nahi chahte, Dur tumse hoke rahna nahi chahte, Yuto dost bahut bane zindagi mein, Par tum jaise dostko khona nahi chahte.
Kuch khaas ho tum
Tarasti nazron ki pyaas ho tum, Tadapte dil ke aas ho tum, Bujhti zindagi ki saans ho tum, Phir kaise na kahu kuch khaas ho tum.
Usse chaha na sake
Jo mila usse chaha na sake, Jise chaha usse paa na sake, Ye samajhlo dil tootne ka khel hai, Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
Muqadar ka likha koi badal nae sakta
Muqadar ka likha koi badal nae sakta, Honi ko koi rok nae sakta, Muqadar ka likha agar badal pate, To iska sikander aapko banate, Honi ko agar rok sakte, To apne dil ko hm samjhate, Hamen apni khushi azeez nae hay, Hamen to aapki khushiyan pyari hain, Her dukh aapka…
Love Language
Love Language- Let my love for u be crystal clear, May the sincerity of my love subside your fears, I would never be gone with me you would never be alone.
Only the cute ones
Only the open heart receives “Love” Only the open mind receives “Wisdom” Only the open hand receives “Gifts” And… Only the cute ones receive “Messages from ME!”
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Khidki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par hai re meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla.
What is the color of frequency?
What is the color of frequency? Frequency = 1/time …that means…1/sec …now…1sec = Aik Pal so…1 Pal = Per Pal …so that equals to PURPLE! Daikha, Puri PHYSICS hila kay rakh di!
Khud ko bhool jate hai
Yeh hum tasleem karte hai, Ke tumhe fursat nahi milti, Magar hamari soch ke mehwar, Kabhi yeh bhi toh zara socho, Ke tumhe hum yaad karte hai, Toh khud ko bhool jate hai.