Tujhe yaad kiya
Subha ko tujhe yaad kiya, Shaam hui tujhe yaad kiya, Raat hui tujhe yaad kiya, Manhus kabhi hume bhi yaad karo Aur jaldi aapna karza uttaro.
Bihari goes to a shop
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?” Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
Sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi
Maana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nai, Lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi, Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi
Dimag toh hai dil ke aage majboor
Karni ho agar mohabbat toh dil se karna, Yeh khel nahi hai dimagwalo ka, Dimag toh hai dil ke aage majboor, Yeh sha nahi sake ga dard yaar walo ka.
Kaun se brand ki banai hai…
Ye haseena bhi rab ne kya cheez banayi hai, Yahan dekho wahan dekho jahan dekho bas khubsurti hi chayi hai, Koi london se aayi hai koi india se aayi hai to koi china se aayi hai, Itni haseena hone ke baad bhi dil mein chayi tanhai hai, Na jane rab…
Winning horse does not know why it runs in the race?
Winning horse does not know why it runs in the race? It runs because of beats and pains. Life is a race & God is a rider. So if you are in pain, think God wants to see you win.
Friendship is not a game
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Want true love?
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Hume ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai
Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukhati hai. Wafa ka naam lete hi, Hume ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai.
Khubsurat ban jayegi dear
Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye, Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear, Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.
Bholi si surat
Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai. Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.
Dil ka rishta hai hamara
Dil ka rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone mein hai naam tumhara, Har yaad mein hai chehera tumhara, Saath nahi toh kya hua, Zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ka, Wada hai hamara.
Humein inkar karna na aaya
Hum ne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya Kat gayi umar sari per humein pyar karna na aaya Is ne mangi bhi to sirf judayi mangi Aur humein inkar karna na aaya
Kash shayri hum bhi likh pate
Kash shayri hum bhi likh pate, Labzo ke khel hum bhi khel pate, Khuda ne dil par chot kuch aisi di, Aansoon ko chupake kash hum bhi muskura pate.
The safest place
If you are in a dark room, you find blood everywhere, and the walls are shaking… Don’t worry friend, You are at the safest place… … .. You are in my heart.
My way of Life..
My way of Life People laugh because I am different. And I laugh because the are all same. Thats called “Attitutde” Live it you own way.
Hope we stay friends forever
My sweetest memory-our meeting.! My biggest sadness-the distance.! My biggest hope-i will see u soon.! My craziest dream- hope we stay friends forever
Only 36 Legs
Question : There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs. There are only 36 legs. How??? Answer : One elephant was swimming Backstroke!!!
Advertisement Effect…
Ek aadmi ne ad dekha “PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO” Wo us address per pohancha tu waha koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarney walay do larkon se is ad k bare me poocha unhoon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye ad hm ne dia tha “CHAL YE…
Kahan jana hai?
1 Pathan ne ishara kr k tez Aati bus ko roka… Driver: Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai Bacha ro raha hai,Zara poo-poo wala h0rn baja to Do:-)
Milne julne ka silsila rakhna
Koi shiqwa na koi gila rakhna, Milne julne ka silsila rakhna, Hum bhi hai tere chahne wale, Dard-e-dil ki bhi kuch dawa rakhna, Chaahton mein na ho paye kami kabhi, Phool aangan mein bhi kuch khila rakhna, Dam yun ghutne ka sawab na ban jaye, Paas apne bhi kuch hawa…
Zubaan hi sirf ek zariya nahin
Zubaan hi sirf ek zariya nahin, Jo aap shabdon ko samajh paayein gain, Kabhi aankhon main jhaank kar dekhieya, Hazaroon alfaaz khud ba khud bekhar jayein gain.
Main kaisi lag rahi hoon
Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? Pati: Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai
Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand se mohabbat Is liye to chand mein daag hai Mumkin hai, ki hogi chand ne suraj se bewafayi Tabhi to suraj mein aag hai
Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye
Saato aasmano ki sair hum kar aaye, Har ek tare se dosti kar aaye, Ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye, Varna aap hi sochiye, Aap is jamin pe kaise aaye!
Judai se dartay hain
Tamanna se nahi tanhai se dartay hain Pyaar se nahi ruswai se dartay hain Milnay ki to bahut chahat hai per Milnay ke bad judai se dartay hain
Perfact love is not receiving
Perfact love is not receiving, It is giving and forgiving. Perfact love is not red roses on valentine day, Its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.
Sweet friendship sms
Softly the leaves of memory will fall, Slowly i’ll gather n pick them all, B’coz 2day,2morrow n till my life is through, I’ll always cherish having a friend like U..
Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon Rupaye fase huye hain.
If ur eyes are sweet,
If ur eyes are sweet, you would like all the people of the world, But If ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world like you.