Where should i hide
Government of (your country) has introduced new rule, That good looking people will b thrown out. U r safe but where should i hide ?
Tell me how this happened?
1 man asked to other, “a man died while drinking a milk, tell me how this happened?” Other man replied, “it would be poisonous milk.” The man said, “No”. Ok, I tell U, “abay yaar bhains uss per baith gai thi”.
Hajoom-e-Dostan se…
“Hajom-e- dostan” se jb “kabhi” fursat “milay” Mohsin Agr smjho “munasib” to “hmen” bi “yaad” kr “lena”.
Ishq wale aankho ki baat samazte hai
Ishq wale aankho ki baat samazte hai, Sapne mein mil jaye toh mulakat samzte hai, Rota toh asman bhi hai dharti ke liye, Log usko sirf barsat samzte hai…
Pani mein tairna machali ka style
Pani mein tairna machali ka style, Hawa mein udna panchi ka style, Different messages bhejna mera style, Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.
Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte.
Mohabbat kudha ka diya anmol tofha hai
Mohabbat kudha ka diya anmol tofha hai, Ye jisko mil jaye wo kush naseeb hota hai, Jisko mil jaye mohabbat ka tofha, Uski zindagi ka har lamha fanna hota hai.
Buss tum ko hi paati hoon
Wafaa ko aazmana chahti hoon Tumhe main bhool jana chahti hoon Par mujhe batao main kya karoon Tumko main bhool nahi pati hoon Aisa tum ne kya jadoo kya hai mujh pe Jahan bhi jaoon…Buss tum ko hi paati hoon
Dil ek mandir hai
Dil ek mandir hai, Tum uski murat ho. Kasam khuda ki, Tum bahut khoobsurat ho!!
The light in the universe
Haan main manta hun, Aap bhale hi ankho se hai bahut dur, Par in band ankho mein, Harpal chamakta hai aaphika noor. Aap hai mere noorjahan, The light in the universe.
A Golden Quotation: In the Time of crises,
A Golden Quotation: In the Time of crises, I was not hurt by the harsh words of my Enemies, But by the Silence of my Friends.
I’ll take u to an eye specialist
When u feel lonely and alone Can’t see any 1 around u The world seems to be fading away Come along with me I’ll take u 2 an eye specialist
Why are U so lazy?
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband : I was with you in my dream!
Khwab dekhana koi gunah toh nahi..
Bhigte rahte hai, barish me aksar Kabhi mangi kisi se, panah nahi! Hasrate puri na ho, toh na sahi! Par khwab dekhana, koi gunah toh nahi..
Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?
Na msg. Na phone, Na picture na tone, Aur bane phirte ho heroine, Jab number diya tha to, Kahete the roj karenge phone, Ab kehte ho Hum Apke Hain Kaun?
Tujhe yaad kiya
Subha ko tujhe yaad kiya, Shaam hui tujhe yaad kiya, Raat hui tujhe yaad kiya, Manhus kabhi hume bhi yaad karo Aur jaldi aapna karza uttaro.
Bihari goes to a shop
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?” Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
Sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi
Maana ki aaj hamare saath koi dildaar nai, Lekin ye mat samajhna ki hamein kisi se pyar nahi, Kismat ne sab kuch diya hamein sirf diya hamara woh yaar nahi
Dimag toh hai dil ke aage majboor
Karni ho agar mohabbat toh dil se karna, Yeh khel nahi hai dimagwalo ka, Dimag toh hai dil ke aage majboor, Yeh sha nahi sake ga dard yaar walo ka.
Kaun se brand ki banai hai…
Ye haseena bhi rab ne kya cheez banayi hai, Yahan dekho wahan dekho jahan dekho bas khubsurti hi chayi hai, Koi london se aayi hai koi india se aayi hai to koi china se aayi hai, Itni haseena hone ke baad bhi dil mein chayi tanhai hai, Na jane rab…
Winning horse does not know why it runs in the race?
Winning horse does not know why it runs in the race? It runs because of beats and pains. Life is a race & God is a rider. So if you are in pain, think God wants to see you win.
Friendship is not a game
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
Want true love?
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on it when Ur in pain. U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy. Want True Love? Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Hume ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai
Wafa ka naam na lo yaron, Wafa dil ko dukhati hai. Wafa ka naam lete hi, Hume ek bewafa ki yaad aati hai.
Khubsurat ban jayegi dear
Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye, Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear, Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.
Bholi si surat
Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai. Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.
Dil ka rishta hai hamara
Dil ka rishta hai hamara, Dil ke kone mein hai naam tumhara, Har yaad mein hai chehera tumhara, Saath nahi toh kya hua, Zindagi bhar dosti nibhane ka, Wada hai hamara.
Humein inkar karna na aaya
Hum ne chaha bhi to izhar karna na aaya Kat gayi umar sari per humein pyar karna na aaya Is ne mangi bhi to sirf judayi mangi Aur humein inkar karna na aaya
Kash shayri hum bhi likh pate
Kash shayri hum bhi likh pate, Labzo ke khel hum bhi khel pate, Khuda ne dil par chot kuch aisi di, Aansoon ko chupake kash hum bhi muskura pate.
The safest place
If you are in a dark room, you find blood everywhere, and the walls are shaking… Don’t worry friend, You are at the safest place… … .. You are in my heart.