Larkay Kbi Kitab Nai Kholtay….
A SAD LOVE STORY. . 1 larkay ko apni classfellow se pyar hogya usne usay propose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya or teacher ko shikayt kar di. Teacher ne danta or 1 week k liye class se nikal diya jb larka 1 haftay baad wapis class mein gya…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha…
Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon ka kaha hai. Pata nai abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahi.:-)
ApKa Kya Hoga Janab-e-Aaliii…
Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Khatna Karwane K Liye Doctor K Clinic Me Wait Kar Raha Tha.. . . . UsKe Barabar Me Ek Bara Aadmi Ittefaq Se Beth Gaya . . . To Bacha UnKo Dekh Kar Gana Gane Laga . . . . . . . “ApNi To…
Wat is de longest word…
Wat is de longest word in de english language? SMILES-bcoz dere is a mile betwen da first n last letters 😀 Who sits on babies? A babysitter:D Wat starts wid a T,ends with a T, n is full of T? A teapot:D Wat is de richest kind of air? MillionAIRe:D…
phir teri yad chhor kr jane kidhar gai…
mujh pe ye shaam is tarah jadu sa kar gai phir teri yad chhor kr jane kidhar gai.. aasan to bohat hai tujhe bhulna magar men kya karon mjhe teri aadat si par gai.. ye zindgi bhi ab hai tamasha bani hui kbhi ruk k chal pari kbhi chal k…
Teri yaad mein sab kuch khoya
Mera nazar mein teri chaya, Dil mein teri naam likhaya, Mera ankh bandh na kar paya, Teri yaad mein sab kuch khoya, Teri awaz ne mera dil churaya, Tujhe dekh bin nahi jeepaya.
Miljaye agar dobara
Har khushi se khubsurat teri sham kardo, Apna pyaar aur dosti tere naam kardo, Miljaye agar dobara ye zindagi, To har bar ye zindagi tere naam kardo.
Isme kya hai
Ek chhota Baccha apni pregnant mummy se poochta hai Baccha: Isme kya hai mummy MUMMY: Isme Pyara Baby Hai Baccha: BABY itna Pyara thaa to khaa kyon gayi…
Kya leker jaoge?
Kya leker aye the? Kya leker jaoge? Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge? Itne paise bachaker kya… Heaven mein bangla banaoge?
Lab kabhi muskurati nahi
Dil main jo hain wo hotho pe aati nahi, Is liye lab kabhi muskurati nahi, Aankhe neer bhati nahi, Nigahen dhundhati hain sirf uss nigah ko, Jis nigah mein mera intejar kabhi thi hi nahi.
Hoti hai bahot ki muraade puri
Karte hai log dil ki baate mandir pe Koi chauk pe to koi hari ped ki chhau mein Hoti hai bahot ki muraade puri jake valentine mein Aaj magar hum kuch khaas karte hai Ke bulate hai apko hum ismsmessages pe.
Har khushi tere naam kar denge
Labo ki hasi tere naam kar denge, Har khushi tere naam kar denge, Jis din hogi kami mere pyaar mein, Zindagi ko maut ke naam kar denge.
Work For A Cause Not For Applause
Remember! Work For A Cause Not For Applause Live Life To Express Not To Impress Don”t Strive To Make our Presence Noticed Just Make Your Absence Felt.
A friend like U
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone, We need someone with whom we can share our feelings, And that’s why we make friends, I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
Kuch ho gaya hai
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Give an example…
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA: If x=y & y=z it means x=z. Give an example. STUDENT: Sir, i Love u & u love ur daughter it means “i love ur daughter”
Dil Bhi Us Ka Tha Pyar Bhi Us Ka Tha…
“””Kitna Ikhtiyar Tha Us Ko Apni Chahat Pay,,, “””Jab Chaha Yaad Kiya Jab Chaha Bhula Diya,,, “””Janta Tha Woh Muj Ko Behlany K Har Andaaz,,, “””Jab Chaha Hansa Diya Jab Chaha Rula Diya,,, “””Dil Bhi Us Ka Tha Pyar Bhi Us Ka Tha,,, “””Jab Chaha Mera Naam Likha Jab Chaha…
Bas ek teri kami hai
Aaja mahabbat ka mosam nahin guzra Aaja ke paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai Khushiyoun ke janzeero se sitaro ki had tak Is shahar mein sab khuch hai bas ek teri kami hai
Na jane kis mod pe akela chhod jayegi
Zindagi hamesha kuchh naya dikhayegi Kabhi hasengi to kabhi rulayegi Is par bharosa mat karna Ye zindagi hai na jane kis mod pe akela chhod jayegi
Kal kare so aaj kar
Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Abey karta hi rahega ko dhoyega kab?
Udaas meri qabar se jaraha hai koyi
Mout ke bad yaad aaraha hai koyi Mitti meri qabar se utha raha koyi Ae khuda do pal ki mohlat aur dede Udaas meri qabar se jaraha hai koyi
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
Aafat ke sirup ho tum, Musibat ke capsule ho tum, Pareshani ke injection ho tum, Kya kare tumhe jhelna padta hai aakhir, Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
Har gum chupana padta hai
Dunyia kitni zalim hai, Iss mein har gum chupana padta hai, Dil mein koi gum ho ya na ho, Mehfil mai phir bhi hasna padta hai.
Whenever you are criticized,
Whenever you are criticized, Dont get Upset Always remember this No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree
When you love someone
When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s something. When U luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.
A friend like U
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone, We need someone with whom we can share our feelings, And that’s why we make friends, I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika… Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke liye, Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
L0g kehte hain…
L0g kehte hain kisi aik k jane se humari zindagi ruk nahin jati, lekin.! ye k0i nahin janta k lakh0n k mil jane se bhi us ek ki kami puri nahin h0ti.. kisi aik k jane se humari zindagi ruk nahin jati, lekin.! ye k0i nahin janta k lakh0n k…
Tamam sheher ko apne khilaf kar lete…
Tamäm sheher kø äpnäy khiläf kär läitay.. Hum Us k jurm kä Bhi äytiräf kär läitay…! Wø äik baär tø kehtä mujhay möhäbbät häy…! Räwäyatøn säy Bhi hum inhiräf kär läitay…! Wø äik bäar Bhi hum säy milä näheen wärnä…! Hum Us k “*’Dil’*” kø Bhi us k khiläf kär…
Mohabbat nahi rahi…
Uljha huwa hon gardish-E-doran mein aaj kal Tum ye na samjhna k muhabat nahi rahi…….!!!