Roz milte hai magar baat nahi hoti
Kaun Kehta hai mulaqat nahi hoti, Roz milte hai magar baat nahi hoti.
Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum
Dil mein basa ek khayal ho tum, Pyaar ka haseen ehsaas ho tum, Jab muskurate ho toh lagta hai, Kubsurati se lajawab ho tum.
Kaash ke aapko pata hota
Kaash ke aapko pata hota aapki ehmiyat hamare dil mein, Aap hamare ghamo ko nahi hame dete panaah apne seene mein, Hamari aisy auqat kaha ke aapke seene ko sajaye apne gham se, Jo mumkin na ho hamari saari zindagi ke khushiyo se, Hum aapki hazare balaaye utarna chahte hain,…
Kaise bhula du unko
Khat mein humne yeh pegam likha hai, Kuch na kuch unke liye khas likha hai, Vade karne lage dosto se hum unhe bhulane ke, Kaise bhula du unko, Jinhone apne naam dil ke kore kagaj par likha hai, Jo na mita hai na mit sakega kabhi, Zindgi ke panno par…
I’m watching Ur every movement
U r miles away from me. Still I’m watching Ur every movement by 3 different channels: 1. Discovery 2. National Geographic 3. Animal Planet
Sardar’s call
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal Hain, Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”
Ishq nai kya diya
Ishq ne insaan ko kya diya, Kavi kise katil bana diya, Do phool ka bojh na utha sakti thee Mumtaaz, Aur Shahjahan ne usspe Tajmahel bana diya.
Hum aapki nazron se door hai
Hum aapki nazron se door hai, Aankhon se nahi, Khawabon se dur hai, Khayalo se nahi, Dil se dur hai, Dhadkhan se nahi, Aap se dur hai, Aapki yaadon se nahi.
SMS karna chhod do?
Rahul ke baap ne kaha, “Ghar chhod do” Maa ne kaha, “Girlfriend chhod do” Girlfriend ne kaha “Sarab chhod do” But my dear friend tumse kisne kaha, “SMS karna chhod do?”
Candle bujha dena
Baniye ki biwi beemar thi: Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.
Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Hansi ke peeche hazaaron aansoo chhupate chale Dil main ghum ka dariya sambhaalte huey Na koi raasta… Na koi manzil Hogaya kitna paraya apna hi dil
Dost ko bhulana galat hai
Dost ko bhulana galat hai, Unhi ka zindagi bhar saath hai. Agar bhul gaye to khali haath hai, Aur agar saath rahe to zamana kahega, Kya baat hai!
Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Kanton ki seej per chalne ki hamen ab aadat hogai hay, Na roye hamen dekh ker Hamein aansu peene ki aadat hogai hay
Race Is not over
The most influential sentence which should always be followed in life:- “THE RACE IS NOT OVER… BECAUSE I HAVEN’T WON YET…”
Jitna hum aapki tareef kare
Jitna hum aapki tareef kare woh kam nahi, Bas khuda se aapki bheek mangte hai woh kam nahi, Jab usne milaya hain aapko humse, Kabhi door na kare aapko hamare dil se, Hume is baat ki soch hi maar dale, Kabhi aisa na ho ke hum kuch ghalat kar jaaye.
Yaad karne ke liye
Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, aap nahi to aap ki tasveer chahiye par aap ki tasveer hamara dil bhoola nahi sakti kyonki wo aap ki tarha muskura nahi sakti
World is not mine
Everything in this world is so fine, But everything in this world is not mine, One thing that is pure n divine-Ur Friendship.
Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai?
Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas sal se mera hi khoon pi rahi hai na.
Most Brilliant Sardar…
The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar : Multiply both sides by “Zero” LHS = RHS 😀
Jawano k liye Ehem Nasihaten…
1. Khud ko Mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi lush pash bachi guzar jaye aur thumhen pata bhi na chale 2. Bike ho ya car kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, bulk ye samjho k ye rocket hai 3. Koshish karo k apne hum…
Un-Invited Guests…
Love and Death are teo uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come. But both do the same work. One takes the Heart & the other takes its Beats.
Mobile wale mein dam hai
Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai SMS bhejte raho, Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.
Haseeno ke baal
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, Ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai, Na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai.
Pura dil khali karna pada
Dil mein aapki yaad basane ke liye, Pura dil khali karna pada, Magar dil itna chota padgaya ki, Dhadkan pe bhi aapka naam likhna pada.
Darte hai hum ab khwaabon se
Darte hai hum ab khwaabon se Kahin phirse umeed na laga bhete apno se Ab toh tanhayi hi apni mehfil hai Ye soch ke har pal ko jiye jaa rahe hai
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain
Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, Har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, Aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, Tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain.
Jise dil diya…
Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
Hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa
Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi, Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi.
Winner never quit
A winner never quit, But a quiter never win, So choose the best one.
Hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi
Woh mere har jhoot se khush hota, Jise hamesha sach bolne ki aadat thi, Woh ek aanso bhi girne per khafa hota tha, Jise tanhai mein rone ki aadat thi, Woh kehta tha ke mujhe bhool jaye ga, Jise meri har baat yaad rakhne ki aadat thi, Hamesha maafi mangne…