Bus male hota hai ki female?
Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female? Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai. Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti? Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.
Dosti hai to pyaar bhi hoga
Dosti hai to pyaar bhi hoga Khushi hai to gum bhi hoga Mana ki taqdeer kharab hai humari Warna crore logon ke bich main yaar mera bhi hota..
Agar kuch karna chahte ho
Agar kuch karna chahte ho toh doosro ke sath bhalai karo! Agar kuch peena chahte ho toh apna ghussa piyo! Agar kuch khana chahte ho toh apni buraiya khao! Agar kuch lena chahte ho toh doosro ke gham lo! Agar kuch dena chahte ho toh doosro ko khushiyan do!
I looked at you
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, And then I looked at you, And I kept looking at you, For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.
Mission 2 forget U
I’m in a mission, Mission 2 forget U, Mission 2 never talk to U, Mission 2 break our friendship, U know what is my mission’s name? Mission Impossible!!!
Elephant luv with an ant
An elephant falls in luv with an ant. But ant’s parents are against their marriage. Guess why? They gave a solid reason: **Ladke k dat bahar hai**
A LifÉ Means…
A LifÉ Means… Å winter Évening, Four Friends, Mild rain, Four cups of tea…! LifÉ Means… Hundred bucks of petrol, Two rusty old bikes, Ånd an open road… LifÉ Means… Maggi noodles, Å hostel room, 3.25 a.m… LifÉ Means… One prep leave, One night, One book, 8 duffers…! LifÉ Means……
SMS bhejne me kanjoos kon?
Kash aap BAKRi hotay, ham ap ko ghas khilate, pyar se aap k kaan hilate, Or pochte, SMS bhejne me kanjos kon? Mein? Ya Ap! To aap pyar se boltay men..men.men
FRIENDSHIP is just like Water…
FRIENDSHIP is just like Water. No Color, No Shape, No Size, No Money, No Rich, No Poor. But still essential for living & forever.
Aapke sath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Jab koi dosti ki dastan sunayega Humko bhi koi sakhs yaad aayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gumoko Jab aapke sath guzra waqt yaad ayega.
Pyaar maat karna
Juki nazron se iqrar maat karna, Nazar utakar inkar maat karna, Paal bar tadapte ho kisi ki yaad mein, Aur dusron se kehte ho pyaar maat karna.
Tum ko yaad karta hu
Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha main tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tumhi pai to marta hu. I love you
Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga
Khuda ne jab ishq banaya hoga, To usne ishq ko khud pe bhi aajmaya hoga, Jab khuda ne kasam khaya hoga pyaar mein, Main kehta hu khuda ne bhi 100% dhoka khaya hoga.
Yaad hum bhi apko karte hain
Yaad hum bhi apko karte hain, Yaad app bhi hume karte hain, Fark sirf itna hain, Hum yaad ane pe sms karte hain, Aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hain.
Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah, Gaal Tamatar ki taraah, Eyes Matar ki taraah, Poora Face Gobih ki taraah, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Yaad sataaye teri
Dil ka kona hi khali na tha, Dil ka sambhalna na khali hi tha, Tu aaye to har khushi ka lamha khali na tha, Teri har khushi ka ehsaas khali na tha, Yeh toh hui humari baat, uska darpan to khali na tha!
Some says Ur ugly
Some says Ur ugly, Some says Ur jungli, Some says Ur pagli, But I says Ur lovely.
Jab tak hai saansein
Kaise bhool jaun tere liye yeh badi khushi ki raat hai, Apne hi daga de mujhe par yaad hamare saath hai, Jab tak hai saansein tab tak yaad hai, Agar saansein toot gayi to aur baat hai.
Life sucks
Without humor, life sucks. Without love, life seems hopeless. But without a friend like you, Life is nearly impossible.
Maine puchha chand se
Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta hai kya?”.
Tumhari yaad mein…
Bari tabdeeliyan laaye hain apnay aap mein laikin, Tumhari yaad mein rehny ki aadat ab bhi baqi hay…
Love is Like…
LOVE is like pent, & FRieND is like CHADDi Bcz PENT phat b jae to CHADDi izat rkh leti ha thnk u bcz u r my best CHADDi ! Send dis msg 2 all ur CHADDiez.
A Sardar’s Speech…
A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in oven. What my goes? Your goes your father’s goes…. In punjabi: Karna hye karo, nahi karna na karo. Khasmaa nu khayo te chullhay vich pao… Mera ki janda ay? Jo…
Love Friends…
“RESPECT” those friends who find TiMe for u in their busy schedule” But “LOVE” those friends who never see their schedule when u NEED them:-)
Jee hazaro ke liye
Ban Sahara be-saharo ke liye Ban kinara be-kinaro ke liye Jo jeeye apne liye toh kya jeeye Jee sakke toh jee hazaro ke liye
Yun toh msg sari duniya karti hai
Phool wafa ke murjhaen toh dukh hota hai, Aap bhi hum ko sataye toh dukh hota hai, Yun toh msg sari duniya karti hai, Magar aap ke msg na aaye toh dukh hota hai.
Tumhari yaado ne iss dil per dera daala hai
Tumhari yaado ne iss dil per dera daala hai, Tumhare bina ye din bhi gehra kaala hai, Tum aa jao, mujhme sama jao, Maine iss dil ko badi mushkil se sambhaala hai………
Dosti cheez nahi jataneki
Dosti cheez nahi jataneki, Hame aadat nahi kisi ko bhulane ki, Hum isli-e milte hai kam, Kyunki nazar lag jaati hai rishton ko zamaanev ki
Ek ladki thi diwani si
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
Maine usko bataya nahi
Maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi, Chahakar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi, Chahata to tha main usko apnana, Par maine usko kabhi ye bataya nahi.