Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!
Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha aur bola…….. MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!
Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe
Badi muddat se chaha hai tujhe, Badi duawon se paya hai tujhe, Tujhe bhulane ki sochu bhi to kaise, Qismat ki lakeeron se churaya hai tujhe.
Dost ho tum
Pyare se dost ho tum, Har pal mere saath ho tum, Dosti ki ek aas ho tum, Mere maan ka ek vishwas ho tum, Shayad isliye kuch khaas ho tum.
Un ko hum se mohabbat nahin
Un ko hum se mohabbat nahin Ye hum ne tab jaana Jab un ki mahabbat ne Kar diya hum ko deewana
Aasmaan se badal takraye
Sheshe se shesha takraye, Aasmaan se badal takraye, Abke saawan ab barse aise, Jawan dilon ki daastan mil jaye!
Hum aapke hai kaun
U need fun – Mera naam joker.. U need friend – Hum tumhre hai sanam… U need me – Main hoon naa… U need help – Hum saath saath hai… U need cash – Hum aapke hai kaun…
Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein
Kuch saalo baad najane kya sama hoga, Najane kaun dost kaha hoga, Phir milna hua toh milenge yaadon mein, Jaise sukhe gulab milte hai kitabon mein.
Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Har mukhra chand sa hai
Ab talak na khul saka mere ru-b-ru hai kaun, Kisse mulakaatein hai or guf-t-gu hai kaun, Taare hai aashmaan pe jaise jameen pe log, Har mukhra chand sa hai magar hu-b-hu hai kaun.
Khubsurat ho tum
Khub nahi bahot khubsurat ho tum, Tum se bhi khubsurat hai andaaz tumhara, Log kehte hai chand ka tukda ho tum, Hum kehte hai chand tukda hai tumhara.
Kabhi dhadkan se juda
Bina khwabon ke bhi koi so paya hai. Bina yaadon ke bhi koi kho paya hai, Dosti aapki dhadkan hain is dil, Dil bhi kabhi dhadkan se juda ho paya hain.
Rulakar chale gaye
Sapno ki tarah aa kar chale gaye Apno ko bhula kar chale gaye Kis baat ki saza di aap ne humein Pehle hasaya phir rulakar chale gaye
Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aesi saja mile, Tujhe aayi ho bade jor se SUSU, Aur kahi karne ki jagha na mile
Teri mehfil mein main na aa paya
Phoolo se tune mehfil sajayi, Aaj janmdin tera aaya. Meri khata maaf karna jaan, Teri mehfil mein main na aa paya.
Hye la, puncture!!!
The night is dark, the moon is high, I stop my car, U ask why? I come close to U, U feel shy, I tell u those three magical words… Hye la, puncture!!!
Be happy the way u are
A baby monkey asked its mom Why couldn’t god make me beautiful? Mum replied: be happy the way u r At least u don’t look like the person reading this…
Are you sure you love me?
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
I Love U Jaan-e-Man…
Murgha Murghi Se: I Love U Jaan-e-Man, Tumhare Lye Kuch B Kr Sakta Hoon Murghi, Haye Allah.! Sachi ? Murgha, Teri ksm Murghi, Chal Phir aj tu Anda de.
Dil sabke paas hota hai
Ek sa dil sabke paas hota hai, Phir kyo nahi sabpe vishwas hota hai, Insaan chahe kitna bhi aam kyo na ho, Woh kisi na kisi ke liye jaroor khas hota hai.
Bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Yad ho gaya?
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya? Aab chal “KATORI” utha aur shuru ho ja.
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate
Dil ki zubaan wo samaj nahi pate, Hoto se hum kuch kehe nahi pate, Apni bebasi hum kis tarah kahe, Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate.
Itne pyaar kerte hai
Naa jaane kyun log itne payare se lagte hai, Enko bhulana chaho to dil ke kareeb aane lagete hai, Hum unko itne pyaar kerte hai, Aur wo hume bhulane lagete hai.
Yado me mara gaya
Kasti gayi kinara gaya, Iss tute dil ka sahara gaya. Koi agar aake puche ki “Farhad” kaha gaya, To kahena kisi ki yado me mara gaya.
I still love you
I cant help it, But I have to say it, That you are the most precious star that i’m holding on to.. Though you are fun, And sometimes cruel, I still do love you!!!!
Plz try later
Sweet what happened 2 ur mobile? I was triyng to call u but i got this message: Welcome to the jungle network, The monkey u r triyng to call is on a tree busy sleeping Plz try later.
Young girl praying
Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man. God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married.
Waqt haathon se nikal jata hai
Waqt haathon se nikal jata hai, Sapne aankhon se fisal jate hai, Be-murrabat hai yeh pyaar-mohabbat, Dil ke armaan yaha kuchal jate hai.
Yaad nahi karte
Aankho mein rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, Dil mein rehne walo ki baat nahi karte. Humari to rooh mein bas gaye hai woh, Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
Sagar banta hai
Sagar banta hai boond se, Baag kilte hai phool se, Aasman sajta hai sitaron se, Dosti banti hai hum se.