Battery Low…
Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low 2nd Pathan: mujhe send kr sab ko daraaon ga.
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha…
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing? SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh. Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar ghussay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh. Ye keh…
A Shayari by Husband
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison…
Waqt guzar raha tha
Waqt guzar raha tha, par saanse thami si thi, Muskura rahe they hum, aankho mein nami si thi, Saath mere yeh jahaan tha saara, Par na jaane kyon kisiki kami si thi.
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai, Tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi, Phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai.
Nahane mein kya mazaa hai
Woh taaza thanda paani… Woh khushbudar saabun… Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua… Arre yaar… Tum kya jano… Ki… Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
Dosti kubsurti se nahin
Dosti kubsurti se nahin Dil se hoti Dosti sab se hoti Magar special sirf ek se hoti.
Judai apkee rulati rahegi
Judai apkee rulati rahegi, Yaad apki aati rahegi, Pal pal jaan jaati rahegi, Jab tak jism mein he jaan, Har saans mohabbat nibhati rahegi.
Na jee sakenge door reh kar aapse
Haan saach hai darte hai hum, Magar aap se nahi aapke dur jane ke khayal se, Na jee sakenge door reh kar aapse Humse door jane ka khayal bhi na lana apne dil mein Duniya se aankh nahi laga paoge tum.
Read This SLowLy “LIFEISNOWHERE”
Read This SLowLy “LIFEISNOWHERE” What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, “LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It”
A word to say
A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U near Our relation is strong..hope it goes long we will remain the same till the life goes on!
You are an angel walking
You are not only the friend I found, You are an angel who walks on the ground, I could search my whole life through, And I know I’ll not find another friend like U.
Generation Gap
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Har shaks wafadar nahi hota
Yun toh har patthar chamakdar nahi hota, Yun toh har shaks wafadar nahi hota, Phool khilten hai gulshan mein hazaron, Yun toh har phool khusbudar nahi hota, Milne ko mil jate hai, duniya me log hazaron, Par har kisi se toh pyaar nahi hota.
Meine chaha hai tumhein had se badh kar
Meri deewangi ko galat na samjhna Meine chaha hai tumhein had se badh kar Meri zindagi se kabhi door na jana Meine paya hai tumhein hathoun ki lakeero se lar kar
Kasam se hum aapko yaad karna chod dengey
Aap sei bichar ke maine ansoo bahai Merey ansoo samunder main ghirey Agar aap ko woh aansoo mil jaye to Kasam se hum aapko yaad karna chod dengey
Saath na aaya
Mere pyaar ko duniya mein koi samajh na paya, Rote thay jab tanha koi mere saath na aaya, Mita diya khud ko unke liye pyaar mein, Aur wo kehte hai ki mujhe pyaar karna na aaya.
Aankhon ki baatein
Rishton ki dori kamzor hoti hai, Aankhon ki baatein dil ki chor hoti hai, Khuda ne jab bhi pucha dosti ka matlab, Hamari ungli aapki aur hoti hai. Happy Friendship Day.
Bus male hota hai ki female?
Boy: Bus male hoti hai ki female? Girl: Female, har koi ispe chadhta hai. Boy: To fir woh pregnant kyon nahin hoti? Girl: Kyonki sab peeche se chadhte hai.
Dosti hai to pyaar bhi hoga
Dosti hai to pyaar bhi hoga Khushi hai to gum bhi hoga Mana ki taqdeer kharab hai humari Warna crore logon ke bich main yaar mera bhi hota..
Agar kuch karna chahte ho
Agar kuch karna chahte ho toh doosro ke sath bhalai karo! Agar kuch peena chahte ho toh apna ghussa piyo! Agar kuch khana chahte ho toh apni buraiya khao! Agar kuch lena chahte ho toh doosro ke gham lo! Agar kuch dena chahte ho toh doosro ko khushiyan do!
I looked at you
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, And then I looked at you, And I kept looking at you, For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.
Mission 2 forget U
I’m in a mission, Mission 2 forget U, Mission 2 never talk to U, Mission 2 break our friendship, U know what is my mission’s name? Mission Impossible!!!
Elephant luv with an ant
An elephant falls in luv with an ant. But ant’s parents are against their marriage. Guess why? They gave a solid reason: **Ladke k dat bahar hai**
A LifÉ Means…
A LifÉ Means… Å winter Évening, Four Friends, Mild rain, Four cups of tea…! LifÉ Means… Hundred bucks of petrol, Two rusty old bikes, Ånd an open road… LifÉ Means… Maggi noodles, Å hostel room, 3.25 a.m… LifÉ Means… One prep leave, One night, One book, 8 duffers…! LifÉ Means……
SMS bhejne me kanjoos kon?
Kash aap BAKRi hotay, ham ap ko ghas khilate, pyar se aap k kaan hilate, Or pochte, SMS bhejne me kanjos kon? Mein? Ya Ap! To aap pyar se boltay men..men.men
FRIENDSHIP is just like Water…
FRIENDSHIP is just like Water. No Color, No Shape, No Size, No Money, No Rich, No Poor. But still essential for living & forever.
Aapke sath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Jab koi dosti ki dastan sunayega Humko bhi koi sakhs yaad aayega, Tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gumoko Jab aapke sath guzra waqt yaad ayega.
Pyaar maat karna
Juki nazron se iqrar maat karna, Nazar utakar inkar maat karna, Paal bar tadapte ho kisi ki yaad mein, Aur dusron se kehte ho pyaar maat karna.
Tum ko yaad karta hu
Har waqt tum ko yaad karta hu, Ha main tumsein pyaar karta hu, Kyun tum mujhse khafa ho, Main tumhi pai to marta hu. I love you