Kuch ho gaya hai
Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab kuch alag hai, ab kuch naya hai.
Give an example…
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA: If x=y & y=z it means x=z. Give an example. STUDENT: Sir, i Love u & u love ur daughter it means “i love ur daughter”
Dil Bhi Us Ka Tha Pyar Bhi Us Ka Tha…
“””Kitna Ikhtiyar Tha Us Ko Apni Chahat Pay,,, “””Jab Chaha Yaad Kiya Jab Chaha Bhula Diya,,, “””Janta Tha Woh Muj Ko Behlany K Har Andaaz,,, “””Jab Chaha Hansa Diya Jab Chaha Rula Diya,,, “””Dil Bhi Us Ka Tha Pyar Bhi Us Ka Tha,,, “””Jab Chaha Mera Naam Likha Jab Chaha…
Bas ek teri kami hai
Aaja mahabbat ka mosam nahin guzra Aaja ke paharo per abhi bhi baraf jami hai Khushiyoun ke janzeero se sitaro ki had tak Is shahar mein sab khuch hai bas ek teri kami hai
Na jane kis mod pe akela chhod jayegi
Zindagi hamesha kuchh naya dikhayegi Kabhi hasengi to kabhi rulayegi Is par bharosa mat karna Ye zindagi hai na jane kis mod pe akela chhod jayegi
Kal kare so aaj kar
Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Kal kare so aaj kar, Aaj kare so ab kar. Abey karta hi rahega ko dhoyega kab?
Udaas meri qabar se jaraha hai koyi
Mout ke bad yaad aaraha hai koyi Mitti meri qabar se utha raha koyi Ae khuda do pal ki mohlat aur dede Udaas meri qabar se jaraha hai koyi
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
Aafat ke sirup ho tum, Musibat ke capsule ho tum, Pareshani ke injection ho tum, Kya kare tumhe jhelna padta hai aakhir, Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
Har gum chupana padta hai
Dunyia kitni zalim hai, Iss mein har gum chupana padta hai, Dil mein koi gum ho ya na ho, Mehfil mai phir bhi hasna padta hai.
Whenever you are criticized,
Whenever you are criticized, Dont get Upset Always remember this No stones are thrown on a fruitless tree
When you love someone
When you love someone, it’s nothing. When someone loves you, it’s something. When U luv someone & they luv you back, it’s everything.
A friend like U
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone, We need someone with whom we can share our feelings, And that’s why we make friends, I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika… Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke liye, Doosre NE Deshwasion ke liye!
L0g kehte hain…
L0g kehte hain kisi aik k jane se humari zindagi ruk nahin jati, lekin.! ye k0i nahin janta k lakh0n k mil jane se bhi us ek ki kami puri nahin h0ti.. kisi aik k jane se humari zindagi ruk nahin jati, lekin.! ye k0i nahin janta k lakh0n k…
Tamam sheher ko apne khilaf kar lete…
Tamäm sheher kø äpnäy khiläf kär läitay.. Hum Us k jurm kä Bhi äytiräf kär läitay…! Wø äik baär tø kehtä mujhay möhäbbät häy…! Räwäyatøn säy Bhi hum inhiräf kär läitay…! Wø äik bäar Bhi hum säy milä näheen wärnä…! Hum Us k “*’Dil’*” kø Bhi us k khiläf kär…
Mohabbat nahi rahi…
Uljha huwa hon gardish-E-doran mein aaj kal Tum ye na samjhna k muhabat nahi rahi…….!!!
Battery Low…
Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low 2nd Pathan: mujhe send kr sab ko daraaon ga.
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha…
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing? SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh. Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha: Are u relaxing? Sardar ghussay se: No, I am Ranjeet Singh. Ye keh…
A Shayari by Husband
Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ? Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai, Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind, Pochti he kahan paison…
Waqt guzar raha tha
Waqt guzar raha tha, par saanse thami si thi, Muskura rahe they hum, aankho mein nami si thi, Saath mere yeh jahaan tha saara, Par na jaane kyon kisiki kami si thi.
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai
Iss dil ko kisi ki aahat ki aas rehti hai, Nigaah kokisi soorat ki pyaas rehti hai, Tere bina zindagi mein kami toh nahi, Phir bhi tere bina zindagi udhaas rehti hai.
Nahane mein kya mazaa hai
Woh taaza thanda paani… Woh khushbudar saabun… Bathroom shampoo ki bottle se saja hua… Arre yaar… Tum kya jano… Ki… Roz nahane mein kya mazaa hai.
Dosti kubsurti se nahin
Dosti kubsurti se nahin Dil se hoti Dosti sab se hoti Magar special sirf ek se hoti.
Judai apkee rulati rahegi
Judai apkee rulati rahegi, Yaad apki aati rahegi, Pal pal jaan jaati rahegi, Jab tak jism mein he jaan, Har saans mohabbat nibhati rahegi.
Na jee sakenge door reh kar aapse
Haan saach hai darte hai hum, Magar aap se nahi aapke dur jane ke khayal se, Na jee sakenge door reh kar aapse Humse door jane ka khayal bhi na lana apne dil mein Duniya se aankh nahi laga paoge tum.
Read This SLowLy “LIFEISNOWHERE”
Read This SLowLy “LIFEISNOWHERE” What Did U Read? LiFe Is No Where!! OR LiFe IS Now Here!! Just BeautifuL Line To Say, “LiFe Depends On The Way We Look It”
A word to say
A word to say, a word to hear Even in Ur absence I feel U near Our relation is strong..hope it goes long we will remain the same till the life goes on!
You are an angel walking
You are not only the friend I found, You are an angel who walks on the ground, I could search my whole life through, And I know I’ll not find another friend like U.
Generation Gap
1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!
Har shaks wafadar nahi hota
Yun toh har patthar chamakdar nahi hota, Yun toh har shaks wafadar nahi hota, Phool khilten hai gulshan mein hazaron, Yun toh har phool khusbudar nahi hota, Milne ko mil jate hai, duniya me log hazaron, Par har kisi se toh pyaar nahi hota.